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Wawu....

There is no harm in trying...



Do you have a new job? Make sure you have a new job..

Imagine your 17/18 years old girlfriend looking like this...










If you what them to consider you:
1) Atleast tell us what you want? eg: she must be uneducated, dirty, ugly, sharp and overzealous.
2)Show them what they are signing up for(some means of identification)..
Lastly do date a 18 years old upward... Leave underage for underage.

No jail for rapist.. They must and should be raped each...
For the two men broom stick should be inserted into their dick and should be broken..
They should be constantly raped by horses and bulls for 27 days... They must feel the pains of rape... The woman should be beaten right on her puzzy for 27 days...
And lastly a bullet to their brain each.

CokeBar:
Hmm... thank you for this

You are welcome... Just make the right decision..

You know blood is thicker than water.. It won't and will never be easy for him going against his parent's wish.. I'm sure you would think, why can't he man up and tell his family what he wants, he might do that but guess what? They might end up hating you.. You know what happens when your in-laws hate you? He is taking a very big decision that will either mar or man your lives... You should be surpporting him instead.. He is torn between blood and love.. It's never easy..

Keemsleek005:
Are you really such you understand Yoruba typically iyawo mi means my wife married, so when they say ekun iyawo in Yoruba culture it means girlfriend right? Pls get your fact right iyawo mi means my wife married to.

tpiar:
Ekun iyawo means tears of a wife. Are you people occultic or something?

If this lady likes she and her pr team should continue insulting others over Davido.

Keemsleek005:
I don't understand them..



Are you really such you understand Yoruba typically iyawo mi means my wife married, so when they say ekun iyawo in Yoruba culture it means girlfriend right? Pls get your fact right iyawo mi means my wife married to.

What rubbish are you saying now?
Iyawo mi means [My wife][potential wife] [girlfriend]

Saneesk:
Also she occasionally talks to me in class..and if I'm talking to another girl she pays attention to what I'm saying and always looks at me and smiles letting her dimples out cox she damn beautiful and I've already started to love her . How do i man up and meet her

Do you know what you want?
If really you do, u'd go get it, cos nobody will do it for you... One the other hand wait a little bit and understand the situation. She smiles at you doesn't mean she likes you.. So think this through.

The man definately OD'ed... But seriously is that how he will take an erection to go meet the devil? A bad way of presenting oneself..

Ekeletu:
After paying a lady 10k weekly to date me, I still carry runs girls.

The main reason this thread is, whenever am fuckinn my gf, I hardly touch her breasts not unwillingly suck it. But when am fuckinn runs girls I want to touch and suck their breasts. The one I carry today I had to pay extra 2k to suck breasts after paying 5k for fuckinn.

I need advice on what to do.

Ekeletu:
She vowed 4yrs ago that I'd never see her pant. My dating her is not because I love her.

Bro no offence, but are you that ugly?
If YES abalajo you are spending somebody's monthly income on Womanliness ..
If NO won ti fi kadara yin jo soapy tan..
What even pain me pass is that you are paying someone to date you.. In a month 40k
In a year 480k

CheerfulGiver:
"Am not even going through them"... She means you've been typing to yourself.

See Wetin two minutes sex dey cause... If only guys can exercise self control and let these girls die with their wetness.

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CheerfulGiver:
"Am not even going through them"... She means you've been typing to yourself.

See Wetin two minutes sex dey cause... If only guys can exercise self control and let these girls die with their wetness.

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CheerfulGiver:
"Am not even going through them"... She means you've been typing to yourself.

See Wetin two minutes sex dey cause... If only guys can exercise self control and let these girls die with their wetness.

She read everything.. Guilt made her say that

Uncle just sit down and think this through. You might be overeacting or you are just another nigga on her list... I feel you ain't giving her the space she wants... You are choking her in a way.. My girl did that within the first three month, trust me i almost broke up.. Give her space, talk to her, you should have a specific time on when you guys can call eachother

utenwuson:
The hand holding the iPhone is..... Chai....like say na road side mechanic apprentice...
Use that money to buy otenkita cream, it's just 5k, Rob it on your hand and face, neck to look smooth and cute,

So you waited all these days, weeks, months and years just to buy gift and present on Val day?

To the mature ones like me, everyday is a Val day, we don't gift once in a year and go broke.

Chai!!! Will you stop that? I'm a mechanic and my hands are not like that.. His hands look like my late grams.. Na welder hand be this No be mechanic

Una matter don tire pesin. And you are saying this rubbish with confidence... Just imagine sharing your glory between three women? And later you come and create another topic "Things are not working out for me anymore Help!!!!!" You want 1, 2, and 3, them suppose dash you slap....

Greenlight inside bush? Bros fear God!! How do you even want to enjoy it??

Who else noticed "these are headshots" these guys weren't planning on leaving anybody alive. I have a feeling that the robbers were perfectly trained...

Who else noticed "these are headshots" these guys weren't planning on leaving anybody alive.

poiZon:
N u will be imported as foreign tissue

Na yansh abi menses dem go still use am clean las las

kirchofff:
looks like a big caliber rifle.... Eg hunting gun

Never a hunting gun can never do this much damage.. We talking bout pump action..

Well it determines if you should call him or not... Call him tell him why he didn't ask bout you but don't bother about the phone.. He might buy the phone for you.. Are you guys inna relationship, a one time stand or just for benefitr

Genset:
I miss him honestly. I feel like calling him but it's been over 2 weeks. The only issue is that i dont know if he is going to reply my chat or pick my call and if he doesn't i will hate myself ehn. It was after sex but i was still in his house but it was not really a promise. So, can i call him or not?

Well it determines if you should call him or not... Call him tell him why he didn't ask bout you, but don't bother him about the phone.. He might buy the phone for you when he wants to.. Are you guys inna relationship, a one time stand or just for benefitr

That is one hell of a painter.. Well i don't blame anybody.. The painter might even be rich sef.... So in one word if Unilag is still the headquarters of cheap girls, what is UI?

joey150:
She stole your ATM and stole your password too?

TPound post=

Because that's exactly what I'd do[/quote][quote author=luminouz:
Now this is some shiit worth listening to

What did u do to her?

TPound:
Is she through with therapy for learning how to walk after you broke her knee caps?

Because that's exactly what I'd do

I acted lyk i didn't know she stole the money.. bleeped d shit out her for days made sure she got pregnant, when she told me after 2 months, i acted happy.. I started planning, got some retroviral drug, had a fake doctor's report dat i had staph nd gonorrhea.. had sex dat day with her, made sure she gave me bj... I feigned sickness the nxt day.. i told her i was goin 2 d hospital, i went 2 d bar instead gt drunk, gt home late, showed her d results, she cried hail dat nite. She went 2 abt 4 clinics doin test. she later gt to knw it was fake, left me & did an abortion

How i wish you did the favour for me instead...
There is no harm in doing good... Just let her know that if she tries anything stupid, she gonna end up regreting it..
I will never forget what i did to that girl that stole my atm withdrawed half of my house rent and spent it on coldstone and pizza with her friends.

Shibaraba:
Can you buy a new car with a spoilt engine?

I trust my self i'm a trained mechanic.. i'll take my 19 fat and round spanner and check the depth of the damage done to the engine by the previous owner.. If my spanner can't work i'd recommend the engine to a 24 wrench spanner

How would i know? Am i the one gbasgbosing her? Oga you too look at your john thomas, are you doing it right?



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You probably lack pre-intimacy.. You should up your game

SilentVboy:
O boy, if u have schooled in d boarding house, then u will know that drinking/soaking garri is really a great moment.

Boarding sch wahala no be small ooo.

The poor ones are the ones with cornflakes,sugar,milk,milo and other.. You see those people with quarter bag of garri.. they are the richest.. I remember when i'd do runs with my garri for cornflakes,milk and sugar, whenever i felt like taking Cornflakes or GSM (garri sugar and milk)

Yes you are unfair... Are you sick? why would she visit you twice in a week, when you ain't in the hospital and i'm sure whenever she comes on tuesday you bleep the Bleep out of her, even do the one on wednesday and thursday on that same tuesday... Buy gifts, buy some takeouts, buy some movies go to her house, watch the movie with her, cuddle her till she falls asleep....