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Before you BRAKE UP with her make sure you GEAR up for serious COMBUSTION between you two that will lead to futher EXHAUSTION, make sure u use your BRAINBOX to send signals to your PROPELLERS, that would aid in......... See i'm tired just do whatever you feel is right.. The next person should assist me jare

Iffa slap that your face trust me it's going to look like this

See the pesin i came to meet for free airtime giveaway

SultanOfPuna:
You are talking about lips
I'm talking about mouth, inside of mouth
The same tissue inside your mouth not on the lips outside

That's why having BJ and vagina sex is almost the same, except the teeth part

After hearing news on how men died on puSsY this year alone him reconsider.

Hian Have this one reach for it to be here ni?
Your matter can make jesus run back to heaven with his cross.

Lemme book space to refute your claims

Modified
It looks like the anus instead.

ODE!
Eyepiece ke
I'm sowewhat sure this schuck might be one of those graduates shouting there is no job.
How will you find job when you can't differentiate between bodyparts...
All dis people gan, if i talk na they will bash me for hating igbo people.

Mariangeles:
Oh!
Do they mean the same thing?

YEAH!! but i rarely use it but i don't like it. my eldest sister has the best muslim name Rihanat or riyanat..

Mariangeles:
Hahahahahahahaha
I love the name also, but Inumidun is a Yoruba name and not a Muslim name.

LOOKMAN is the muslim name i don't like i want to change it to LUKE..

crismark:
sorry bro... laptop powerbanks re all fake.

my own was a useless toyota camry spider i bought nigerian used. it has bin from one problem to anoda. i ve spent alot trying to get this car back on track but for where,
infact it kept bringing new problems... Am planning on taking it to ladipo on friday so that they can butcher and sell part by part.

am tired

bro i'm a mechanic we can talk.
let's do business on your toyota spider

I'm sorry... But did you cum? The interpretation might differ if you didn't cum No jokes.

I love my name
Its opened doors and it has made girls like me but for non yorubas it is fuking hard to pronounce.. (Inumidun) but i would have prefered a nice christain name instead of a muslim one

Lalasticlala's reaction if he heard you threw the snake in the bush

Sometimes i don't really think you need advise. Just ask yourself these questions Do you even love her? Did ur friends push to it? The kinda friends you follow? The kinda attitude you put up when with her? What did she see that really made her label you a playboy? Are your feelings genuine? Do you plan on sticking with her? If ur ans make sense. Keep on trying. It'd just take time

I thought it was for better for worse

iClef ilegend Any ideas on how they can read the book

I came across this book online.. It predicted coronavirus pandemic and it's disappearance..
You can download and read it..
The pictures...

My dad is a quiet man, but whenever he talks to me he uses to much instances and comparisons like"i didn't drop my curtains before leaving" the instances would be if i was at work or anywhere, is this how i'll leave my office and other crazy instances..


My mom on the other hand can talk (she dwell on a particular topic for to long) (yoruba calls it atenu moro)and it pisses me off

Sometimes these things happen for a reason..
Let your brother dance to the music..
He procured that huge amount of debt and he isn't doing anything to pay his boss off.
i was once like him but trust me i have never for once brought my debt problems to my family..
Let him take responsibility for his actions... Then you can help him along the way

I detest been lied to or toyed with... It breeds hate with revenge from within.. I'll literally walk on water to revenge

Pelxmiye:
Reconstructive surgery you say...where are the doctors in the house...is she likely to have that Parkinson disease..I heard when punches to the head are too much..it can lead to sucg

It's parkinson's syndrome... Well she will still have to do the reconstructive surgery

Wawu... This woman is in for some reconstructive surgery

mytime24:
Hw abt d guys
do u guys remember

We never forget... Atleast i didn't forget....

bukatyne:
I think Seun should create an 'nkan be' or 'labe orun' section.

It could be named 'Stranger than Fiction'.

The Family Section is not equipped to handle these 'end time' stories.

[quote author=Nazgul post=87086480]My wife went out leaving our baby in the hands of our maid. our baby was crying and crying and crying and the maid did all she could do to calm him no way. then she brought out her breast and gave him to suck. as he was sucking it I entered and saw it. I was so angry with her. I shouted at her and asked her why she should breastfeed a child that isn't hers.

she knelt down and begged and told me that nothing is coming out of her breast, she just put it in the child's mouth to make him stop crying. I told her that I must suck her breast to confirm that nothing is coming out from it.
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I stopped here.. The story don tey.. Straight outta facebook.. Can't count how many times i've seen it...

zexy2030:
I saw this coming, so many sinners in Lagos, Ogun state, north, south and east of Nigeria. honestly after plenty fvcks up n down na die people just dey die. yet the ride continues. some men heart hard pass devil. me, I have repented. the cup shall pass. no evil or plague near my dwelling. IJN

So wait fess..
What are you trying to say?
That Nigeria as the most sinners? Especially Lagos, Ogunstate, the Northern, Southern and Eastern part..

husbandsnatcha:
...Abeg noway !!! I have a kid Boyfriend whose life elongates seeing it (he is royal 2 me)...I'm done with ur ass ...Enjoy ur madam 9/11

Kid boyfriend??

husbandsnatcha:
...Yes , the 9/11 copied it to herself to harm me ,but guys here refused her ....

Delete them or back them up

husbandsnatcha:
...Drince u see what i told u about her ,is she still not on coldwar with my ass?
... Useless.ness being ...i won't curse her

You can do better than that..

khiaa:
Sure, whenever you are ready sweetie, I know how devastating and difficult it is to talk about it. God bless.

Thank you