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hijaynation:
can some1 plz help me confirm this...can some1 apply for biomedical technology tru jamb....tired of fightin for dentistry

Yes and follow guidance with their brochure.

hijaynation:
plz is it true that the deadline for school fee payments is nov 30th

There is no deadline for paying uniport's school fees...It will linger over the semester.

Macjojo:
Hey guys pls am havin a fat issue nw..i got admitted thru postume course electronic and computer engineering...bt i cant print out my eligibility form it says "eligibility criteria not set for this department yet"pls anyone havin similar issues?wat shud i do..i hav gone 2 admission office dey said its nt rejection tinz

Be on a week walk and come back.It will sort itself out.By then,your move to clearance will have to move unhindered.

NLchief:
with the bolded, i don't know what reply you with.
You don't want to offer any advice aligned with reason, why did you bother typing?
I don't care about DELSU, I'm only concerned with FUPRE

Do you know how time-wasting it is to have to write JAMB multiple times?

I don't know why you people find it hard to accept that fupre was in wrong on this matter.
I know what i wrote, and what I deserve as a score.


JAMB scored me 210 and gave me liberty to pursue whatever course in whatever university i choose. (Afterall the cut off mark for any university in Nigeria is 200)
It may not have been an actual reflection of my performance, but it was good enough.

FUPRE scored me ridiculously, giving me almost no chance, and you still find a correlation for a comparison?



My own advice to you is , you stop being insensitive to the plight of others, and be reasonable when posting on sensitive topics like this.
Everyone has a right to a voice, and what they cry out is their business!

If FUPRE is vexed with anyone challenging their outright wickedness, let them confront such person(s) directly.


PS: I actually created this moniker since antispam bot banned me yesterday, just to reply you.

Bye...

I did not have it that FUPRE was right or not.I didn't as well say you were right or wrong.I only emphasize on the need of moving on whatever the problem might be.It has happened,it has happened.Almost everyone was in a shit as this.Almost when you thought that,'Ah! This admission this time,i done hammer ram'' that is exactly when other funny aspect of life resume focus.

My guy,forget about JAMB stress.You really have to move on and choose a better school of yours assumption.You might be denied admission today for a reason you may as well believe is cheating but the ability to move ahead is a good feeling...

If you decide to do the rag-tagging,no problem! I am on yourside.I love victory whatever schematic flux it comes only depends on the fighter.If you win good,but i know it will end in causing you more injury than you expected-Pyrrhic victory.

omat20:
I am organising an essay competition here on nairaland. U stand a chance of winning 1st prize=10,000 2nd prize=5000 3rd prize=2000.contact me on gummomat@gmail.com for more details.I need 10 people to register.It is going to be a 9round battle. That means 9 essay topics for 9 weeks. Contact me now

Though I don't have a working mail.It will be my pleasure to be in this competition.

After Thewhizkid,i seconded.

Elxandre:
I still can't find enough words to describe the injustice meted out to some Aspirants of FUPRE (Federal University of Petroleum Resources, Effurun, Delta State), in the recently concluded post utme exercise.


After stumbling upon the school on the internet, I did some internet search on this institution and discovered they prided themselves on being the first Petroleum Resource institution in Africa, and sixth in the world. I then concluded they were indeed prestigious, especially after my sister recommended them for my confused mind (I was ponderous at this moment on which university to fill on that JAMB form). Indeed I had University of Abuja foremost on my mind, before I had to rule it out, due to the unpredictable security issues in the north.


After writing JAMB, and getting through it well enough, despite the callous decision of the supervisors to switch off the computers with plenty minutes to go, I then proceeded to buy the Post UTME exam form.


Fast-forward to August 6, the day of the exam.
I arrived at the venue of the exam, not seeing any reason for failure or any meltdown of any sorts.


After queuing under the sun for six hours, (even under the rain) we finally got entrance into the exam venue.
Sincerely, when I got the question papers, my many months of ferocious reading seemed an overkill, as the exam was relatively easier than anything presented in the past questions. So, I did it happily under the stipulated 1 hour, happy to finally put the excessive stress and strain on me to rest.


Two weeks later, we were notified on the school's portal, about the availability of the results, but we had to pay Three thousand Naira to check the result.
I paid the required amount ( This money was later cancelled after some pressure from the SUG, but those who paid already are yet to be refunded) , but had to wait a few days before I could access the result.


Some few days later, on a cloudy afternoon, I logged in to check the result. What I saw shocked me to near heart attack. "post utme score: 8 0ut of 50" kept staring back at me from my phone screen. I thought I was going to collapse, and kept drinking cups of water, stupefied.


Still dazed, I headed online to see what others scored, only to see several complaints of similar scores, some 0 (zero), 5, 8 ,11 and several other funny scores. (marked over 50)
More depressing were the accompanying comments; "I am lifeless", "I feel like dying", "I am dead", "I am done with school"


I still don't get how I could get 16% out of a very easy exam compared to JAMB.
I sent mails to the school, seeking an inquest into the unhealthy situation or even to have my papers remarked, only to get NO reply.


Before filling out FUPRE as my choice of institution, I had to bring myself out of severe depression to undertake JAMB ( I lost my schooling in Ghana previously, due to some unfortunate financial circumstances). I toiled to read while motivating myself not to give up. I had no doubt in my mind I was going go excel.


It's September already, and the school is already at an advanced stage in the admission processes, with many already been given admissions. There has not been a single statement from the VC or the Management, addressing the Enforced failure.


I feel, we were taken for a ride and only monetarily exploited, since they have refused to address troops of disgruntled candidates who have so far stormed the school.

If the school is sure it's in the clear on this saga, why has it refused to yield to demands of remarking by the candidates, as any credible institution would?


It's a shame JAMB has to leave its students at the mercy of exploitative organizations like FUPRE, posing as credible tertiary institutions of learning.
Any school would even be curious, to know why students who comfortably passed JAMB, scoring at least 50% will then proceed to score 10% and even less in an inferior exam, but not FUPRE anyways.


I am slumping into depression again, as I can't bear being at home another due to FUPRE's gross injustice.


I don't speak for myself alone, but for the multitude of candidates who have been robbed of hope, and who may never summon up the energy to stay afloat to fight another day.


From an aggrieved FUPRE aspirant seeking justice.

You scored 210 in JAMB,i want to believe you were satisfied,right? May be you weren't satisfied.Did you bash JAMB up?

FUPRE is not worse in marking compare to ABK(DELSU).

I just don't want to understand,stop this ragtagging and pen-lifting.Remove this spec from your eyes and simply study for success.

Mr Honourhim,what is the relevance of God causing confusion on the bulders of Babel to speaking in different tongue?

I saw no goodwill in that biblical myth of language evolution.Till date he never succeeded in the confusion he caused(as you may believed).Let's have it,God succeeded,babel was destroyed.Today with the numerous diversity and problems,what is so great about this biblical language evolution.

God destroy Sodom and Gomorrah because of Sodomy.Did God succeed in stopping Sodomy?

The answer is NO.People still carry it out as a normal lifestyle.

God destroy the earth with water because of sin.Did he succeed in killing sin totally?

The answer is NO.Sin is in the increase and will always be.

Lesson: Every action did by God sometime is useless and necessary does not call for mass bashing(including the confusion at Babel) as it does not solve the problem completely.

Science does not know how God came about or who created God...even the bible does not know it!

Kylecares:
i don tire 4 dis admission stuff 4 jamb pespi get 204 4 PJ 4 unilag 50.50 4 yabatech 45
and COC no work
only GOD can help me nw

Endure and long-suffer,you will surely get there.But don't pity yourself,just be happy.No negative statement,no low-spirit,don't ever feel the world is leaving you behind.Just forge on.Never compare yourself with those far gone,some slide behind.Appreciate life,appreciate yourself,love everything about you and always believe that no matter how wide an ocean is,it still has an end.Just persist,never give up and never never.Fight till you win,be happy in err,learn something anew and use the liberty in your subconsciousness to awaken nature to do your bidden.

You will win always,again and again.

cumz:
omat20.....
where is my card..?

Up till now?

To us witty,
Life goes boundless.
Benign,time ferment
And little,in years is fulfilled-
Yet glad and betwitted.

Each passing day
To their blossom and casket
Weight to the dues
Of life endless nascent apparition-
The coming and going.

Fixed!
To us evergreen are the purples
Of today,
When you came forth without a Cut.

From the mildest sentinel of our Soul...
We ar saying,

We love you....
We cherish you....
We appreciate you...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

SWITCOMMY.

hijaynation:
bro let's discuss nau...really need it can't stay in Mandela hate d place....give moa ur info let's talk better

I will alert you as soon as possible...

promise360:
bros u fit help me check d fees details for dat my course?

Your course,pls?

sule5727:
I am a 300l student when ever I pick my book to read I understand what the content is saying about but when it comes to presentation in the class I found it difficult to explain what could be the problem please waiting for respond. pls make ur comment civil thank u

If you can't explain it simply,then you really have not understood it.

Slaya:
:
o so u r dat guy dat always comes crying to borrow money, she has told me about you

At the end of my crying,she does hides the money in her panties for me to buy packets of condom...

:*

promise360:
plss guyz can sumone get cleared with D7 in english for history nd diplomatic studies??

whatever course you are to study demands a credit in English...

hijaynation:
y'all how can someone get medical hostel space....like who know of any that wanna sell

i may sell mine in the long run bro...

Slaya:
nah man she cant, and if she tries i will uniquely end her, she ma sis

but she lent me some money out of love...

Such an humble place as Uniport deserves a blithely smiling sun at the anthills of Choba encephalus...

Boss omat20,
Our humble winner for today is Halton.It is in your discretion to give the prize in regards to time and in line with all procols.


Laz'Devitan

halton:
Is d answer wrong or right..before i waste my time to show workings..

T1= x
T2= x + 6
T3= (x + 6)2
T4= (x + 6)2 + 6
T5= (x + 6)2 + 6)2 =1996

(x + 6)2 + 6)2=1996
4x + 36=1996
4x= 1996 - 36
x=1960/4
x=490

Congratulation Halton,your first answer came as early as 7:14pm within appropriate time given.

Goodevening guys,

The Extra-test has just began,and will require a minimum of 15minutes.

We are expecting a winner and should be the one with the right answer within the time given.

QUESTION: Ngozi created a sequence of five numbers.She chose a number for the first term and got each successive term by using the following rule:alternatively add 6 to the preceding term and double the preceding.The second term of Ngozi's sequence was 6 more than the first,the third term was double the second,the fourth term was 6 more then the third,and the fifth term was double the fourth.If the fifth number was 1996,what number did Ngozi chose for the first term.
Show working!


STARTING TIME: 7:05pm

QUESTION/PRIZE EXPIRES:7:20pm


You can now start!

Boss Omat20,

Jaetril...

Halton...

AceOfDiamond...

Thewhizzkid...

Have gone to the nextround and therefore will have to take the EXTRA-TEST.

If you don't mind sir,we will have to take the EXTRA-TEST by 7.00p.m.


N/B: please the above names should get in here by 7.00p.m for the test or how the test will have to be.

Goodafternoon guys,it is time we gave answers to the pre-test and see who and who is up to the extra-test.

Formerly,


Answer to PRE-TEST QUE(1) is 37degree North-west.


Answer to PRE-Test(2) is no chelsea player or an impossibility.It is logical to know that any player you know right now from any established form of recording,could be from Wikipedia or any sport blog or magazine.It is so impossible to know a player that has not being in record for such a club especially if we assume you are an African or Nigerian.

Thus,nobody won the pre-test on those two questions.

Presently,
This question is also logical,being in the subjunctive mood does not require being alive or not.Although,a dead men can't be a president.Notwithstanding,Fela indeed was intending to rule the country with his own party,MOVEMENT OF THE PEOPLE(MOP).

Answer is M.O.P

Thewhizzkid1:
Smh. I have little or no knowledge of politics.
What happens to d oda pre-test question?

All pre-test questions including this one will expire by 12p.m tomorrow.Then,we shall post the names of those for the extra-test.

Vivly:
Is the question game still on?

Yes.

PRE-TEST QUESTION: If Fela Anikulakpo Kuti were to run for the presidency,what party would or should vouched him success?

Rules:

After the pre-test comes the extra-test test.

This is the question proposed by my Boss Omat20.

Question expires at 12.00p.m tomorrow just as the other one.

omat20:
ok u can proceed

Okay sir.

Thewhizzkid1:
I can ask questions too.
Not only DrLazDevitan knows how to set thought provoking questions.

You can always set your question but you must pay the prize.

What one fool can do another fool can also do!