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Bamss1:
Labour just dey make me laugh with their figures. Are they really serious? They should be realistic na. How do we jump from 30k to almost 500k

How did fuel jump from 180 to 850

TinubuThief:

Thank God
Finally they have agreed that they have dealt with us but their senseless supporters are busy hailing them.
You are hungry and you are still supporting and cheering the man that makes your life miserable.
You deserve a special place in hell for being senseless

Yes hellanus go get vip section for hell

Lies one problem was solved after one year
They successfuly rendered that useless hellanus more useless..the urrcchin can't even feed himself no more such a foolish clown

house10studios:
if d camera no dey there dem for know who steal am, jeez

Na y naija dey behind in 18th century,,be proactive and not re active...as them know who steal am for camera,them catch am??,them get facial recognition or data base to catch the thief??

I repeat ,if u install CCTV,employ who go dey monitor am 24/7 ... Jeez

Deepspirituals:
. One Millions for Bride Price.

Too Much.


50k is Okay.

20kpa is moderate based on their current hi level of olosho work these days.


I'm writing a letter to national assembly to pass a bill for the official rate of bride price to be pegged at 20kpa, then 10kpa for evening newspapers official price

Lemos14:
That is utter nonsense in order to justify their wayward hookup lifestyle and defend ashawo. You know very well what he is talking about but when you cant handle the harsh reality you make up silly excuses. Let's even say your silly excuse is even valid, is it every lady that followed guys because they loved him or they followed him because of his money?

Oya keep doing olosho

Don't forget some girls mistakenly sat on a standing prick and were mistakenly disvirgined

Me am single and searching waiting for Mrs right to propose to me and pay my groom price > ...me am not paying any bride price


The great mosdii once said "Nigerian girls are useless,all of them.

VinnyBaba:
Even in the Demonic APC Party, Frustrations is Killing their Members due to Tinibu's Ineptitude and Y0ruba Lagos Boys favouritism.

But Hungry Beans and Akamu Boys like Hellinius and Yarim0 will tell you Tinubu is Working.

Hellanus wey hunger wan kill..the idiot wanted to sacrifice himself as a burnt offering to the gods..the gods rejected him

What's the essence of putting cctv but can't pay and assign a staff to monitor the cctv



Na Everytime dem go put bounty show person stealing on cctv..them no dey ever catch them red handed

favor914:
Make you dey wail, Igbo no go see President of Nigeria, until at least 2039.

a foolish generational goat fela dropped a track for your type "zombie"

C2Ok:
This isn’t gonna be sustainable, the odds of paying back after graduation in a toxic economic environment is abysmally low
No jobs whatsoever for those who sponsored themselves, many aren’t even using their certificates at the moment, imagine taking all these loans only to try and pay back with POS work🤦‍♂️

Afonja101:
I'm sorry for opening a new account to post this and also start afresh on nairaland.

I'm married with two kids aged 9yrs & 6yrs respectively. I was dating my wife while we were planning to marry, then she got pregnant and claimed it's for me, so due to the pressure from her family i had to taker her in ASAP before the pregnancy becomes conspicuous which is what the family was avoiding.

She have birth to the child in 2015 and since then i've been having doubt about being the father of the child, but there was no means of conducting a DNA test due to financial constraints, so i forgot about the DNA test totally and continued taking care of my wife and the child because of the love i have for both of them. Honestly guys i passed through alot in order to cater for them and make them happy... I've seen real stress.

Early this year the mental torture about the Paternity of the child started hitting me real hard again because the child does not look anywhere close to me or my wife, then i started working and saving towards a DNA test.

Finally on the 2nd May, 2024 i conducted a DNA test secretly. After two weeks i was browsing through my phone then a mail entered from the DNA centre. My hands started shaking, my body became so cold due to fear.

After 30mins or thereabout i summoned the courage to open the mail, that was when i got the greatest shock of my life, the probability of Paternity is 0.03%. Immediately i went blank and couldn't even talk as my blood pressure became so high, i was only shedding tears.

After two days, i asked my wife who the father of the child is and immediately she heard my question, she knelt down crying and begging me to forgive her, she said the child belongs to her ex boyfriend, that they've been dating even before i met her.

She further confessed that when she got pregnant, she told him but he denied being responsible and because i was equally dating her and we were also having sex, she decided to pin it on me. I've been taking care of a child who isn't mine for the past 9 years?

I asked her to leave my house together with the two children and i told her that even the second child is not mine because i don't know what to believe anymore. She has left my house already but I'm still passing through a great state of depression, i can't eat, I can't do anything again, just crying my life out.
I don't even pray for night to come because of how difficult it is for sleep to come. Please guys will i ever get over this or heal? It keeps getting fresher and fresher in my mind every moment...

This is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life... God!

Sorry chief ..the greatest nairaland quote ever was by mosdii.."Nigerian girls are useless,all of them...go take some borrles .it will go a long way to ease ur pain small

favor914:
Well Jagaban will give it his best shot.

Cannot Judge a man in his first year, out of a period of guaranteed 4 years.

Yes we can judge a man after 8 years like buhari ..ndi ara

maestroferddi:
So that is a problem to you?
The day APC minions like you start using their brains objectively the price of petrol will crash in Nigeria...

Those idiots don't even have brains to think for themselves

jerryunit48:
I think it is really over for Diddy , too many evidence

Lol ; make he kuku turn himself in

1000Capacity:
So it's from here you spend all your energy to open multiple monikers and troll Helinues Pocohantas fatherchristmas and several other nairalanders.

God o

This guy place na heaven compared to that Godforsaken hellanus

That useless hellanus lives under oshodi bridge....

Ezewuzie01:
Then it will be easy victory for Tinubu because northerners will not vote for a religious bigot, an alcohol producer and distributor, a father of a homosexual activist, a Pandora thief and someone who will prolong the north's wait to get back power.

but they will vote Pablo Escobar drug lord..u see ur useless life in 3D

Who send me go carry lepzig,be like na champions league final the two teams dey play

Joeblaze26:
BTW who has been able to access Bet9ja site today? It's not going through....I think their server is down?

I did access em

Kyng1:
Good evening nairalanders, I'm sorry but this is going to be quite an episode.

I got married barely two months ago, February precisely. I'm In my late thirties, 28 years precisely and my wife Is 24 years old, during the buildup and period of my marriage there was lot's of problems and confusion.

It started when my wife. (then girlfriend) got pregnant (September precisely) immediately after we found out things seems to be going smoothly until November last year when she popped the question "when are we getting married" I told her that I'm not yet ready for marriage but I'm willing to do introduction, that night was hell for me.

Note, it wasn't hell and shocking to me because of what happened that night, it was shocking to me because it was the very first time she asked me such a question, and her reaction was shocking to me. If she has previously asked me this particular question severally and I'm not telling her what she wanted to hear I'd have understood why she reacted In such a way and manner, but it was the very first time she was throwing that question on me.

Back to what happened that night. Immediately I told her that I wasn't ready for marriage she started crying and laying curses on me, that I'm wicked, after suffering with me etc, then I responded that she never suffered with me that this should be the very last time that she should utter such word, I said so because she has been uttering it frequently on any slight quarrel, but on that faithful night, I couldn't take it any longer I told her that you suffered with me and I have two A.C on both parlor and room before I met you, that you suffered with me and I have a 75 inch TV, freezer, inverter, luxury center table, dstv etc. You suffered with me because of what, that I'm living in a self contain, or don't have my own house or car. This is someone that I'm feeding on a daily basis back then that I'm still a tenant and yet to have my own house, we went to eatery to eat almost on a weekly basis, to the extend that she refused to go to her parents house for months.

Back to the topic, she fought me that night from 10pm to 3am, after that night she kept popping up the question almost on a daily basis and it always leads to quarrel, arguments and fights, it came to a point that she began threatening me with suicide, holding knife that she's going to stab herself, using rope to tie her neck with all her strength which normally ends with her having reddish eye's, coughing, etc until I intervene, there was a day she drank tiles wash liquid, and hypo, that night I gave her oil, and nothing happened to her, that was the deal breaker, I finally agreed to proceed with the marriage, because I was scared that If anything should happen to her then I'd go to prison for the rest of my life and my life Is over.

Note I have 4.3 million naira on my account as at then, and I intend using the money to start up a business, as I wasn't doing anything. It is also worthy to note that after lots of pressure it came to a point that I no longer tells her that I'm not ready for marriage but started telling her that I don't have money, but her response was always, "na lie, na lie, na lie" you get money. She has seen my debit alert and saw my balance. So after she drank the hypo and chemical used for tiles wash, I agreed to proceed with the marriage.

By December, I began making marriage preparations, the adrenaline rush was something else. I went to the village to inform my father people, so they can come to perform the traditional rights, as my father was no more.

On the day of the traditional marriage, her mother called me early in the morning that I need to carry some drinks to my "girlfriend, now wife" father house that she'll support me with one wine, that she's doing it because I'm complaining that I don't have money, I took two carton of Heineken, two carton of maltina one wine + the wine she supported me with and two Gordon gin. "I have no idea that I was being brain washed, they're the one's that's supposed to present those and I'd have to double it during the traditional rights, she deceived me.

Before the traditional marriage began, my father's people that's supposed to perform the traditional rights didn't arrive on time due to the distance they're coming from, her mom was already angry, few minutes later my father's people eventually arrived, immediately after their arrival "my girlfriend, now wife" elder brother made a statement which provoked me, he said "if una nor one marry make una dey go, I go pay una all the money when una dun spend, rubbish"

Immediately I heard that, I took off my agbada remaining my inner senator shirt and trouser that I'm not doing again, her mom starter ranting and raining all sorts of insults on me, she made a statement that I should never near or come close to her ever again. After some few minutes my mom calmed me down and I put on my agbada again.

Few minutes later the traditional rites began, I was inside when my younger brother came to inform me that my wife half brother's have opened and drank some of the gins I brought for the traditional rites, I Immediately told him to count and look for somewhere to buy and have them replaced, he did and before he came back they have taken more. He had to go back and have the gins replaced a second time. Immediately after the end of the traditional marriage her mom handed me a nylon with 100 notes not up to 3,000 naira and she handed my wife another that's filled to the brim, that the one she gave to me was what they sprayed me and the one for her was what they sprayed her, I was in rage and I gave the nylon to her that how can she share money spared between husband and wife, she gladly collected the money. Shortly after that, I heard her elder sister, the one my wife is following directly by birth, saying "that her sister (my wife) don't know what she has gotten herself into, I Immediately cut her short that what kind of statement is that and what next she did? She started raining all sorts of insults on me " Daniel you dey craze, Daniel your head nor correct, Daniel na God go punish you, Daniel you be bastard, we go tie you flog we go lock you up" she repeated these words continously, she pulled her slippers and wanted to come and fight me, In which they held her off. This is someone that isn't up to the age of my younger brother, I felt really embarrassed because all my friends, brother's, sisters and my mom was there. Note that I single handedly carried every single expenses of the marriage, the only expense my wife family all agreed and contributed to was making "jotters notes" for the guests that sprayed us money, which they didn't do, until date I didn't saw any jotter, not even one.

Another thing that really got me angry was few weeks before the marriage my wife mom was assuring me that there's no need to cook, that we only have to cook for reception only, which I fully agreed. But at same time I send my mom some money to prepare something just in case things didn't went as planned and because of my father's people that's coming from distance.

Two day's to the traditional marriage I sent her 490,000 naira for chicken and ingredients. Note, I have already bought two bags of rice and 2 gallons of groundnut Oil for cooking at the reception whereas I gave my mom half bag of rice as back up and three cartons of chicken for the reception refreshment. But to my surprise I saw that she, my wife mother cooked jollof rice at the traditional marriage day and while sharing she was talking continously, that I'm supposed to give her money to cook but I didn't gave her any money that she cooked the rice with her own money. I was in rage because firstly I sent her 490,000 to cook for the reception, in which she used my chicken, groundnut Oil, and ingredients to cook the jollof rice she cooked at the traditional marriage day, she only used her two basket of rice which they already have at home. And because of that two basket of rice she was downgrading me in front of my father's people, my mother's people, my brothers, sisters, friends. If she had told me that she wanted to cook rice at the traditional marriage I'd have gladly sent her the money, If I can send 490,000 for just chicken and ingredients, what's 14,000 that I can't send for two baskets of rice, this was someone that told me we aren't cooking anything on the traditional marriage day but only for the reception.

Also, before the marriage my wife mother has already arranged for us doing court weeding, which I wasn't comfortable with but since my wife was pregnant and she insist that she must wear a white weeding gown, our both churches refused to Wed us with her wearing a white wedding gown with pregnancy. So I had no choice than to settle for the court weeding that her mother proposed, but 3 weeks to the weeding my elder sister talked to her pastor and he agreed to wed us with her wearing a white weeding gown and with her pregnancy, I informed my wife and she was angry, It lead to lots of quarrels but I stood on my ground that I'm no longer proceeding with the court weeding. 4 days later I saw a chat with my wife and her elder sister, she was telling my wife that I refused to do court weeding because of the rubbish that I'm thinking that their mother said she isn't going to attend and she her self won't attend. I snapped the chat and pretended like I didn't noticed but waiting to see how everything unfolds, on the day of the weeding, her mom didn't appear in church, neither her 3 sisters. But they all came to the reception ground, at the reception when they were spraying they focused on her only, my wife mom and her sisters, none of them sprayed me, not even 50 naira, but I sprayed my wife mom. I'm not saying this because I'm expecting the money, I'm saying this because as their sister husband they're supposed to spray us both, it felt embarrassing when they were dancing and spraying only her and I was just there like I'm nothing.

Less I forget, on the morning of the reception which was the day after our traditional marriage, I called the MC and explained everything that transpired on the traditional marriage. "her mom, sharing money that was sprayed between us" and gave him names to announce as those that'd pick any money that was sprayed, I didn't included any of her sisters neither mine. My wife was angry and asked me severally to include one of her sister which I plainly disagree, she became cold, and on the reception day refused to dance. When the marriage was over we counted the money and it was 233,100 naira. For a marriage I spent 4 million plus. After everything my wife started mocking me that they've stolen my money that I think I'm wise by not allowing her sister to be among those picking money, she mocked me endlessly and started using her hands on her eye's to tell me "onwonyi" I told her that I'm not doing again that I'm returning her bride price and she called me by my name daring me to return it. I was in rage and started remembering when she was pleading with me to marry her and remove shame from her eye's, in my mind this was someone that was begging me to marry her few weeks ago, threatening to commit suicide, now daring me to return her bride price and now mocking me. I slapped her that night on our hotel room, and she fought with me for hours, and the next day she reported me to my younger brother and her best friend, the one that did chief bridesmaid for her, that I beat her on our weeding night.

Days passed, weeks passed, two months has started passed since the day of our weeding and I'm now living from hand to mouth, this same woman that was telling me back then that we'd live as a couple that even if it's Garri that we've we'll soak it and no one will know or hear about it, is now the one crying for food whenever she's hungry, she doesn't eat rice without eggs or meat, nor does she eats Eba talk more of Garri. Right now I felt deceived, manipulated into a marriage that I wasn't actually ready for, I'd have invested my 4 million into something tangible and reaping the fruit by now, right now there's no money to eat properly or go out on Sundays to have some bottles of achohol.

We're querrelling almost on a daily basis, there's no peace, sometimes I do sleep at my brother's place to have that few hours of peace than to go home to her, but it's been since a month I last did that. Recently I have been informing her that I'll return her bring price and I'm not marrying again, that marriage isn't by force that I wasn't even ready to get married if not for her suicide manipulation, that I'm just waiting for her to give birth and after 6 months I'd return her bride price, but she think I'm joking. I'm sure going to surprise her. After all I'm not sexually attracted to her, she's short, not fat and not slim either, and fair. And I I'm sexually attracted to extremely fat, dark or chocolate skinned ladies. I find myself getting extremely aroused by just staring at the pictures of fat ladies on Instagram or anywhere I come across them, on the internet, bike, etc. But my wife totally naked and close to me doesn't in anyway arouse me, not even slightly. Until date I can't get over the 4 million naira plus that I spent marrying her, it hurts me a lot till this very moment.

And for what her mom did by deceiving me to be the one to bring drinks, wines, and gin and also the one that have them replaced, by lying to me and insulting me in front of my family that I didn't gave her any money to cook because of two basket of rice she cooked, by sharing money for I and my wife etc, since the day of our marriage until date I haven't visited her, and since then also my wife also refused to visit my mom or my family because I refused to visit her mom. My mom has pleaded with me on several occasions to visit her and apologize, but I don't know why I should apologize to someone who tricked and insulted me. Right now I really wished to know if I did the right thing by not going to see her until date or just overreacting. Please I need your honest answers on this.

Am happy u acknowledged u were not ready

Because the two of u are not serious.
You sef try get friends wey dey smoke weed,them go give u opinion.
Cos I for no even allow u go into that waste of funds,time and resources u called marriage

Breezzy:
Chai nawa oooo

B9TK619263218PG-4551921 over 2/5 bet9ja

NewLeaf001:
Look at this niqqa, stop displaying your stupidity with pride abeg! You can only try all of that with a dense person sha. Imagine saying you'll shame him in court as if he raped the girl or something or because you're igbo, you feel like you're above the law? Lol. You people and always feeling too highly of yourself, no be say una even get levels for the country like that lol.
All it'll take is a little smartness and the man win child custody and you lot cannot do shit than rant as that's the only thing you're very good at.

shattapp..if u wan marry woman go through the proper channel and stop causing nusisance

YorubaForum:
You don't even have any fvucking sense, how will they give you the child when you never paid anything on the girls head? Na thief you be.

Oga gettat jare.

You think Igbos condone ur yoruba nonsense of impregnating women without meeting her family/parents? Your child don enter voicemail, you will have another baby after paying her pride price, then that's the one you can call ur own.

If you feel offended, then go to court let's shame you there.

There culture na carry girl give am belle dey form husband and wife...
All these Lagos marriage boys

Antivirus92:
Helinues 30k cannot pay for a flight

The useless hellanus cannot even afford one square meal currently

Sonnick:
congrat bro, missed out on notcoin. Which other project dey hot like this?

In a layman language,can u explain this notcoin and minning >

Breezzy:
So nobody dey post bet9ja again?

Me wey be their ambassador don leave them

kYjelly2:
When you say Africans are dumb, like...

This video above says POVERTY RATE IN NIGERIA IS 39%

Do you guys know what 39% is? Do NAIRALANDERS UNDERSTAND THIS?

Do all these braindead guys shouting IPOB, BLA BLA, understand what 39% is? Yet, your president approved 90B for Hajj in such a hurry.

It's not 39% are doing so so, or in lower income class above poverty, NO, it's 39% of your population in POVERTY


Yet those like Yarimo and Helinues will keep shouting IPOB, HOBI...
It's almost like sheep being led to the slaughter while they laugh and make merry

Oh my Goodness!

Men, Nigeria is so not gonna be a place to live in about 10 years at this rate, MAY GOD HELP US ALL, in Jesus mighty name I pray.

Most importantly I pray to God that the country can split up without bloodshed, and all countries that emerge have Great Leaders in Jesus name, amen!

Forget hellanus his foolishness knows no bounds

Tap0lane:
Tinubu should perform before dreaming of 2027. Make una rest from creating all this foolish thread. I de support Tinubu but I won't support his failure, at the moment he is failing on all front. All fronts with no exception.

Thank you for acknowledging the truth

Paraman:
Once Tinubu government can make the naira gain value against the dollar and stabilize it, cost of goods and services will fall.

The economy and security situation is presently bad but Tinubu is on the right path

jokers

EyeCumInPiece:
No be only una. The Microphone-licking druggie has abandoned


Nigerians to hardship & suffering.

He abandoned that useless Godforsaken hellanus to his fate the werey no see garri drink again talk more of having data to continue causing nuisance on nairaland

dlawsamesq007:
They want to give the boy their family name, trying to denying him his right to the boy as his biological father

Then do the proper thing and stop wasting every body s time