₦airaland Forum

amaraedec:
Thanks a lot, your advice is priceless

?.but bros y u wan die for Nigerian girl matter??...them no worth am at all.....

Abeg sue those criminals to court..... .which kain lame scam be dis....Na em be say all those people dem dey show us for tv wey win millions Na scam ...

;DCorinthians match wan give person heart attack...

Vikings007:
Abmbola has been posting his games on Nairaland for almost 3yrs. He's got the highest win/lose ratio compared to anybody on this thread. I've nt seen him blame Nairaland for one day when he loses.

Losing is part of the game, You can't be winning everyday. The earlier You all accept losing as a normal part of this "business" the better. It has NOTHING to do with nairaland. You can hide Your game under Your pillow or in Your wardrobe, if it's bound to cast my brother e go cast.

?.the one wey I hide inside pot of soup still cast

Vikings007:
So the Nairaland "witch" don't go for odds of 1.60 . Anyways, una good luck. More greens to Your elbow.

?.guy give me over 1,5 nah...

;DFrance get mind play goalless >:

..football sef

So police men in other countries go stop u check ur phone ,come put u inside motor go station without warrant......Na so them stop one boy dey ask am why em dey Carry two black berry phones....Nigeria police Na crap

Gangster1ms:
What's happening please how can i play separate tickets with 32k and none av clicked? is that how I'm going to go to villa without even bathroom slippers? Thunder go fire Germany and Poland if they don't produce over 2.5goals. my only hope

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bjhaid:
i saw this on one thread B930TESTCZREA-1507145 thats even lower than 1.22

?...chin chin odds kills faster than second hand smoke

darkenkach:
What state is the bakery located and is it negotiable? 60k per month is too much.

Lagos state

..huna no go give una fellow man lift....Na if huna see skirt boobs and yansh una go march brake dey form Jesus christ : ..Ndi madu

agbajesaid:
your prayer has been answered

: : >:

Osasuna and girona ..one more goal before Amadioha go strike una

hibiscus76:
You're right but the truth remains that most of them if not all see us as objects of sexual gratification only..

?.where ve u been all my life?

biddieluvzyaho:
;pls,I have been hearing abt lalastic something sinceiI joined NL.pls iI just wan at tech a face to d name.a beg no b for anything o b4 NLanders go chop my head off.cox I know say Na some pple work for here be that.

?..forget lalasticlala..... ...me for like put a voice to ur face...abeg no b for anything o : :

I dey fetch water outside .11pm,,Na so one nigga run follow one babe pass me....I don drop water for house say make I fetch second round....Na so the nigga approach me begin explain......em tell me...bros no vex ,,,Em follow one babe one collect number,,as e finish e wan pass gate ,,the OPC security men say em no fit pass gate wideout gate pass.....em dey beg me make I follow dem talk...I don smoke my Igbo finish say ok make we go see dem......as I reach gate,,,the nigga begin xplain em story ... ..see slap wey dem give am ...em phone fly comot e hand,,,,I laff for my mind....Na so I tell OPc make dem no vex ,,if dem beat am finish ,,make dem free Am make e go house.... ...as I dey go back ,,.l dey hear slap left right center...em dey beg for yoruba language.....Wetin concern me ....niggas make una no dey toast any gurl wey una see for road.......the guy still dey collect slap for their this 11:45 pm..

goodmorning40:
Plus including those useless girls wey go keep man as ATM machine knowing fully well say she no go fit Marry am

: ...hehe..the thunder wey wan faya them babes fit reach 100

SFTW:
That number 9...thunder go faya you for pointing am out! You no know na some people achievement for life be that?

...hehe....

1...the useless men wey dey beat their wives/ women...fight mohammed Ali .make we give u world greatest.
2..those useless men wey dey finger their house help for mid night...other useless men go finger ur daughters when u don die.
3....those shameless old men wey dey follow small small girls hup Han down turn their p...to borehole..Na one way ticket to hell faya await una
4.....those useless uncles wey dey molest their nieces or people left under their care.una thunder no go pass this week
5...those useless nairaland gays wey dey disturb me left and right...I love big boobs and tight p...
6...those useless bastards wey den turn rape to hand work,,Na this June thunder go kill huna finish.
7...those shameless big belle Nigerian politicians wey get brain without sense..
8..the armed robbers called Nigeria police...una thunder Na till thy kingdom come...
9...special thunder to my guy wey don sleep with over 100 girls before the age of 32...u no gree hear word...HIV dey o

DIDONARY:
Bro am using visafone/mtn to type this. I have a curve7 that I bn using for almost a year now. I registered it on mtn and alaz the bbm unlimited data is disabled by this crappy mtn and its not shareable on hotspot anymore to any other gadget., instead they gv me 200mb instead of the 9million mb they use to gv when it was on visafone. See its only their call that's stays 6 naira per minute to all network. They lied. Av been using the sim for almost 2 months. Try dial *444# to confirm ur self to subcribe to ther bbm unlimited plan to c 4ur sef. Thanks

Abeg..I dey use one android wey get CDMA/ mtn slot...but I can't browse with it..even I can't find the apn settings on the gsm slot,but the apn settings appears on the CDMA slot....as visa phone no dey exist again , how can I get the phone browsing ?

Agbalanze:
Can u remind me who said he will make Nigeria ungovernable because they lost election? Can u tell me who said they will run a parallel government if they loose? Can u tell me who said attack on bokoharam is attack on north? Can u tell me who said dogs n baboons will soak their bloods? Can u tell me who said you don't expect him to treat 5% that didn't vote him like 97% that did? Karma is a b*#ch! One Nigeria my a$$!!

The man name Na okpo

See as am be

Babacele:
hmmmm....just yesterday PMB in his wisdom prevented a Rwandan ....but we may run outta peace if we tempt God beyond our lucks ....painful thing is there won't b anything like meeting on NL to discuss about the gory 'game'. Mo ....let me tell u since yday I stopped sleeping with my 2 eyes closed till further notice...walahi the provocation is becoming too annoying to ignore...

Dem bomb o or dem throw missile..imma still smoke my shit and forecast my games ...even Biafra world war two start...bet9ja and nairaland go still dey active Walai

I got this 2 in 1 sim card phone...one sim uses gsm and the other sim uses CDMA ...I can't seem to browse with the gsm sim cos I can't find the apn options on it...the problem is the CDMA has the apn options and since mtn bought visa phone.i don't know how else to make use of the CDMA or where to get the sim ..how do I getty browse with this phone.

gfullmoon:
Hunger, neglect and despondency in the land is making militancy "attractive" again to Niger Delta Youths . But crippling of oil in the region will worsen the already precarious situation. It's time the FG undertake a holistic development of the Niger Delta region because if Niger Delta sneezes, Nigeria catches cold. Insurgency in the North East had been "tolerated " because it has no instant direct impact on the economy. But that of Niger Delta is intolerable because of its economic potentials to Nigeria. I am pained that GEJ son of soil for almost 5 years had all the opportunity of addressing this neglect of the region, but he almost did nothing. If the Dansuki ATM was installed in Niger Delta it could have been better and manageable.
Violence is never the Solution.

..if jona had addressed the neglect of Niger delta region??what would be the reason for destabilizing this present government??boko haram = dis organize pdp,,avengers= dis organize apc

chronique:
We foresaw this coming during the elections. I talked about it in one of my articles. It's just so sad that Nigeria will never be able to fulfil her potentials cos this is unfortunately,a new twist to the kind of politics being played. Apart from the genuine issues these people have for taking into militancy,the result of the 2015 elections,is also one of the reasons for all of these. They see it as payback time to the north who supposedly used boko haram in ruining Jonathan's govt... The earlier we re-negotiate our existence as a nation,the better for us all.

..we will die in one Nigeria.....we dey wait for Jesus to come solve our problems....

.dr mike.adams....

wizlink:
I need help please

?.how old re u?before I reply u

princeonx:
Do you have a/any property? If yes, where and why did you chose there? If no, stfu!
It's called investment for some that built their houses in the city such as Lagos. I can spend N50m building in Lagos and be able to get a N25/30m loan from the bank using the property as collateral while that same house in a village won't even get me N2m loan. No disrespect to the Abiriba folks but I'll preffer to call them over-pride people than what you called them. Just like you, I also know a whole lot of them here too. Actually most of my friends are from there and I always ask them what it is with them spending every last dime they have to build this houses to show-off in the village, bringing no single income such as rent, and living like puppets in the cities where they spend most of their time and life. IMO, it's ok to build such house in the village if you have money and a lot of it because you can also build or buy another in the city for investment. For me it's senseless sharing an apartment with 3/4 other guys, living uncomfortable for 2,3, or 4yrs on a role in a city where you are based just to go spend a month in this so called big house in the village with only rats and spiders in it!

..hehehe the beautiful empty houses wey full there ..no be here....oo...