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Himmm,,my few stay in upth.before I lost my sis,,,if ur case don reach where dem carry dat oxygen shit put for ur nose .. Na death be that ...those mortuary people go cum carry their long coffin...cum......bad experience,

haywire1:
I dey my house


#

..u dey here my man

versashee:
I asked her if she was a V, she just turned aside. If she really is a V, then that would be a problem cos I am a V also and I have no idea what sex REALLY is like talkless of breaking a V.

>: next time no ask question,,..touch,smooch,kiss,Press her boobs like door bell,,carry ur finger enter her oven,if she form vex persuade am,beg am beg am,if em still dey vex .. ;Go drink water cos na wrestling una go do cos some of them like pant dragging...drag am well well make she no say u dey serious...but no rape am o ?...I go give u olosho number make she cum disvirgin u so that u no go jonse with ur girl friend like I did,,.i be carry torch light dey find my girl toto for night first night wey I wan enter her kingdom of heaven

Calebsky:
Where are the tips on this thread?

HIGHESTPOPORI:
Fayose Greatest Yoruba Leader ever!

supported.

QatarPlayboy:
My bro i dey tel u. abeg mk we leave am like dt jor mk ladies nor come knw all our tricks. lolz

btw,.. hw ya way na?

I dey loyal to ur government my boss

mrBLAYD:
Am in the same boat with u,I don't know what to start with it,most especially when I haven't engaged in any business before,some adviced me to buy laNd............th*ts not business.

?..restaurant,people eat every day,viewing centre or betting shop ,,people love foot ball,!Phone gadgets eg,iPhone 6, iPad etc.

akpabio dey talk say em build world class hospital wen em dey question one of the nominees ,na so one senator for background ask am why em come travel leave em world class hospital...funny Nigeria law makers..

QatarPlayboy:
No op, dnt trust him. its better u trust me.

Ok,..nw let me be serious nd giv u a little secret abt secretive guys. a guy who knws his way wud date more dan a babe at a time without him been caught. hv done dat so many times b4(nw repented,..lolz). dated 3 babes at a time for abt 1yr nd nor knew til i told dem myself after d relationship with dem had ended nd dey were like wat?. nt even a bbm or whatsapp chat on my phone any of dem saw nt to talk of receiving a suspecting calls. nw dis is my advice, never u trust a niggah until dat moment he say yes i do to u at d altar. though we guys re stil far better nd more loyal dan ladies sha.

na so my girl friend dey wan catch .Me ..hehehe..me sef dey leave my fone with am..single call no go enter..check BBM,check whatsapp .. ..we don't chase women so much,but we have side chicks who we call once in a blue moon..

Just become her friend even if don't wanna fukk....na human being too..u never know wen u will need her help...don't ignore her
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femcruz:
if you have recharge card of 50K do u hv ppl that can buy it or a way to sell it??

?...I will verify from the guy tomao or u can google nairaland I saw his advert here on nairaland..

LaGaTumuch:
Let it be so.

....u ehnn..dose mofos carry me go red sea

henry255:
Hello everyone,

Fortune has smiled on me and I don't want to be wasteful like my past years.
I need your opinion guys. Although I have done some feasibility study but honestly I can't just rely on my observations becos i'm very skeptical about them.

Yours would be valued.
I hope to get a shop and display some goods while I pursue other things.
I have #1m to invest ie shop rent and goods.

Please your candid opinion would be appreciated.
(forget about my present location)

Thanks

Location matters bro..

Thunder fire macclefied

Na simple format wey nigeria governors no Sabi...fayose na confirm politician .....grassroots not money can win elections..

Sylvester70:
30mins small compare to that of osisikankwu of aba where the gunshots lasted for 2hrs after they raider 3 banks and shared some it to the scared people around

Walai osisikankwu try..we hear am for aba

December21,,that be muah

Benny4:
Mehn today just bad like dat o

sorry my man e go better.

e be like alabi wreck every bory today dis one una don go bed by 8pm

do yahoo yahoo

fflamingo:
pls how do you fund your bonaza account?

?..I do go to gtbank and deposit..but some people here use paga agents,I don't really know much bout paga..u can still use ATM etc

mehn bonazawin rocks..i made a payout around 2;30 am midnight got an alert around 8 am dis morning..na serious business people be dat.

I just hear say person win 2 milla yesterday.

Walai. This thread ..ehn...

yanabasee:
Buahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

OP... Forget it...Police constitute major corrupt practices in this country...


Most of these policemen do this evil acts just to get promotions..

A guy was arrested and shot at Ikom local government Area Of Cross river state one early morning by the police and was taken to the station which the case was later transferred to the capital city without his file.

This guy was allegedly accused to be among the Arm robbers that robbed a certain bank at Ikom, the Night before he was shot and arrested the next morning.

His case was transferred from a different court. As I'm chatting with you right now. He's still in the cell awaiting the day his file will be moved from Ikom to Calabar. And he has been in the cell for more than 10years and still counting. He went to the farm to fetch firewoods for cooking that morning.

That is somebody suffering.

Policemen are wicked!!!! And they're cursed!

..gbam.

Speak wit ur elderly ones first ,know their opinion..

fxdrizzle:
Single...onto say this place too quiet
Ottawa senators - Montreal canadiens
tip: home team over 2.5 @ 1.80
at follower's risk

imma play dis one ASAP

vickertony:
i want to start a project with #100 and increase it to atleast 5k in few days..i love challenges,using football and hockey

Good luck

Brush regularly,floss ur teeth,chew gum..

hemor:
I tire for this football oh. For Argetina premier B 3rd on table they follow 21st play. Around 20+ minutes I carry team wey they third to score over 0.5 goals @1.55 but those bastards go play 0-0 finish.

Wetin person wan dey play now in order to chop Akin Alabi and him competitors.

?.....Hahahaahahaha .

LaGaTumuch:
......and Alabi & Co. triumphs again

Bet CASTED and CRUSHED!!
Bet stripped naked, rubbed with alabi special tartashi pepper and tied to Nepa pole, flogged 2,500 strokes with Alabi koboko of traumatization, and finally banished to wander in the deserts of shame and 'had I known'

una don dey tie bets to Nepa pole...