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Richie7:
LOL. The match may end 2-0 my guy

. E dey possible chief alabi don teach me dat lesson severally

emmyboy162:
Eibar vs Granada Over 2.5 odd is 2.36 wow

. 2:0

Interesting match

Chidexter:
Mamelodi Sundowns over 2.5

. Tanx even though I dey fear dem south African clubs but dere odds dey make sense,tanx for today

NgUsReport:
barcelona vs alaves.

tanx

abeg 10 different people give me there best over 2.5 goal tomao, and Sunday,one game each person abeg

SEGLIZ:
you mean tonyebarcanista and co.

Na u talk ham

U buy clothes for ur kids,u no buy for house help then u sleep well at night ,then run to church to claim holiness OP u did d right tin,,some go find excuse not to do d right thing,them wan change am to Op is sleeping wit 15 year old girl

Ndi aruruala every where,if my wife try dat bullshit na her papa house d next day

Unfortunately I ain't getting married till Jesus comes

from some comments here ,u go know say some people here dey maltreat dere house help

Chidexter:
Flex bro. Gl

seen thanks a lot

Chidexter:
Kelblaq, zabiboy and drmikeadams abeg make una give me una bet9ja details make I give una small staking power to add to the one wey una get for this weekend. Bet9ja just show me love na na.

4551921,,user ,billonyx


Thanks a lot chief ,may ur ticket always green

talltosyne:
12k.....any issue with phone?

no issues and not stolen

talltosyne:
How much and location

22k okota 08109502051 whatsapp

HTC m8 for sale ,

Chuwaa:
Not really the woman's fault, many people go into business they have no iota of knowledge about. I can imagine her frustration. She probably went to buy the car without a good auto technician or went with a kick and start kazeem and bought a dead car. Also she may have heard how you can make #100k per week and all the fables you hear from people atimes and thought she had hit jackpot. I just pity her and it's unfortunate the driver had to receive her BS

Las Las na driver go carry d blame,,d madam no go ever gree na dead car she buy,,,d usually slogan "all of u drivers RE the same"hehe

mrjaydee:
mine was on Monday. Uber gave me request 8km 20mins away. I called the rider and politely told her to cancel and reorder. Ignorantly she started if she cancel uber will charge her 400. I told uber only charge if the driver is at your location and u didnt show up after 5mins.

Omo! She say she no go cancel.. me that just came back from 1week suspension? I on taxify got request. After about 1hr I checked and see that this lady didnt cancel.

And I dey around Oniru, she dey lekki phase1. Which kind winch be this? I called her again a d politely and even begged her to cancel, she still no agree. Na so I drove down took alternative route enter lekki to her location. Then I waited for 4mins and called her. She came out, I was like? Madam for almost 2hrs you didnt cancel or are you not going out anymore?
She said she wasnt in a hurry. As she was about to move to the back seat, I didnt open the car. I came down and cancel the trip in her face showed her my 300naira and uber takes 100naira. Entered my car and zoom off!

We are all mad in this Lagos.

calabardick:
I think drivers suppose to have a platform where they post any salvage/lemon car they've driven, this will help other drivers avoid such vehicle when call for inspection, or it will also help them to know what to look out for during inspection.

Salvage cars everywhere.

A car given to an innocent driver yesterday is already giving him serious issue today. I have to tow him from Jakande (ipara) to the owner's house at sangotedo.

On my way back this evening, I was behind him at Chisco traffic light, as the light turns green we moved, suddenly his car began to jerk till it finally stopped. When I noticed the phone on his dashboard I knew he's a fellow, I overtook him, reverse then park in front of him.

The rider started to hala, i explained to her that cars can go hairwire anytime. She ordered for another and left. (The driver that came to pick the lady didn't even care to come out at least to see what's wrong with a fellow driver that warrants his passenger to request for another vehicle, even when he saw our hazard lights on, he was relaxing inside his 4 inches Corolla)

When I asked the guy what the problem was he said that today is his first day with the said car. He has no idea of whatsoever. He suggested contacting those guys at Ipara to come and check, I told him to abort that idea, but rather let him call the owner. When he call the lady I noticed the change on his face, I asked him to come inside my car so that I can hear their conversation as well. The woman asked him if she's a mechanic, if he can't sort himself out let him sleep there with the car, she drop the call.

I was angry, I got her number and call her;
Me: Good evening ma
Madam: Na who be this?
Me: Madam Funke, your car and your driver are obstructing traffic, you may come to LCC office tomorrow to claim your car.
Madam: no sir please, let me talk to my driver please
Me: Please not with my phone ma, call him.

She call the driver, by this time I've already paired his phone with my car Bluetooth so the both of us can hear.

Driver: hello ma
Madam: hello ma too, olorubruku, otiyawere
Driver: excuse me ma
Madam: so you called LASTMA to come and tow me car away, ehn? Ee no go better for you, all of you are the same
Driver: madam I don't like the way you're talking, I didn't call any LASTMA, the car breakdown at the traffic light, they help me to push it, they overhead your response when I called you, that gets them upset.
Madam: my response kill all of you dia
Driver: madam what's the way out? Are you going to call your mechanic?
Madam: young man please can you bring my car? I don't blame you, that's how the previous driver destroyed my engine, now you're planning to destroy this new engine I put at Ladipo? Please return my car, I will call Ladipo tomorrow.
Driver: please ma, how do I return this car now when it's not even starting again?
Madam: anyhow you want to do, if you like push it but I need my car here, tonight.
Driver: but ma, I (she interrupted him with a question)
Madam: how much dey your hand?
Driver: 3500
Madam: since morning? 3500? Ah, wetin I no go see for Lagos? Who sent me to do Uber business?
Driver: have you forgotten that you asked me to do alignment and balancing today, and remember there was no fuel when I pick the car, I've spent more than 10k today
Madam: look for someone that can tow you for 5k, when you get here I will pay the balance.
Driver: okay ma, but no one will collect such amount by this time plus the distance, let estimate 10k, because of traffic
Madam: 10k? Are you towing the car to hell?
Driver: I'm at Jakande, it's far
Madam: and so? Is Jakande at sango? Is Jakande at ibafo? Is Jakande at seme? Oga please bring back my car.
Driver: let me look for someone that can tow me
Madam: whatever, I'm waiting.

That's how I tow him to united estate, the basket mouth woman came out and was ranting

Madam: where the towing van?
Driver: I didn't see any so I asked someone to tow me
Madam: how much? This one isn't a towing van, it'll be cheaper
Driver: her said 15, I didn't have a choice because LCC have already positioned their van to tow the car
Madam: oga, na 7k dey my hand, he will balance you, thank you
Driver: but I told you how much I have on me?
Madam: and I told you how much I can afford, please can I have my car key?

He drop the key and we left her house, when we get to the road he gave me some money (I don't know the amount since I didn't collect), I rejected it, I told him to forget. I told him that I wanted to make sure he get some bucks from the woman, in order to recover his expenses. The guy was so excited going home with 10k

I've advice him to run away from that car and the madam, they don't worth it

Please drivers always try to be your brother's keeper, it might happen to you tomorrow. Even when I have a rider, I do slow down to ask what's the matter.

driving a lemon car na problem,now working wit a woman and her lemon car is death sentence

Laptop

Ralpdee123:
Good morning Nairalanders,
I am tired of my marriage and I am considering divorcing my wife of 8 years. I need mature advice either........

Please pardon my grammatical blunders....

I met this Lady at the banking all 7 years ago, it was love at first sight. I approached her and poom! we exchanged numbers, we talked briefly and said she resided in Abuja and would be returning in a week so we decided to meet at an eatery before she leaved.

We met and discussed about life aspirations and all that, I told her how I wished we get along and God willing we get married. Then she responded saying that do I know I have to be hardworking and responsible of I'm truly serious about marriage etc. I said I ma trying that things we fall in place.........

The Lies:
1)
She travelled and we kept in touch through text messages and calls etc... She told me she was a virgin and had broke up with her bf bla bla....then i had promised to come and see her in few months time to reassure how I'm serious about her....blabla...... 2 weeks before my travel day to meet her, she called on evening and started crying over the phone, what happened, I enquired, she said she was RAPED by her ex BF... Oh gosh! How come? he trickked me over to his place and it happened..... I got mad and fasttrackked my going to meet her..........

2)
I eventually visited and she explained how it all happened,I said no wahala... Being the first time we were seeing after a long time, I didn't make any attempt to sex her as that wasn't my priority. She left my place and I accompanied her to the busstop to leave, while there she brought up an issue like she wants me to touch her or something like that..... We returned to my room and boom it happend.... I came in all over her...etc.. 3 weeks later, she told me she missed her period and was pregnant... I was in 300l at this time.... I was like oh....OK... Save this preg! We would. Find away around telling our parents bla bla.......
Girl said no that she would have do abort it.... I said no pls don't.... And one even she called that her friend took her to a place and she has terminated the pregy... I felt bad......

3)
Hide and Lied about the status of her parents and families.... As she was telling me, I was informing my siblings... Now that everything is done it was hard to do the damage control cos mum and everyone thinks I have been lying all along.....

Relocate to Lagos......
She finally moved to Lag and this time I was in my final year.... While writing my finals she called that she is pregnant... This time real pregnancy.... I said live it.... Not that that was the next thing but for the love that had beclouded my sense of reasoning at that time..... I manage to get 1 room sef apartment in Lagos so I have a sense of independence, not that I was planning anything marriage......my wife began to bring in her things one by one and before I knew what was happining, it was hard to let go....... Technically, she don get belle.... And I don marry wife automatically.........

From School to Marriage:

It was he'll for me becos I was around 25/26 around this time, mum c was complaining bitterly that I am not ready for for this, and dad to left me with my stubbornness..... So I struggled with this lady.... I told her that we can work around all these things and still come out good.....

Meeting her Parents & Her Education:
One of her big aunt has been the brain behind manipulating me to marry her and bla bla... She took me to see her parents, my one parent ain't aware of shit.... There they brain washed me that I was the Afesona... Like Fiance and etc.... Father told me that I will take responsibility from that moment on....... At that time she had a failed admission that I later knew about.......... Then I said PT program would be a nice option.... Yaba or Laspotech... The Dad told me that it's easier said than done because if tomorrow comes now and they are asking for school fees we I should count him out..... I'm like OK Daddy, the first school fees is a bit much, pay half lemme pay half and the subsequent onces I will pay..... Daddy refused to pay o..... I ended up using my house rent that I saved for about 6 months to pay for the school fees....... And the real issue began......
Weekly tfare, feeding, handouts, test, assignment bills I come lean like Dryfish..... No joy at all... A young grad like me.......my life was upside down....

Setting Up Business for her:

I later called her and told her the load is too much for me that she should start to do something to support us.... She was studying business admin at this time, I said she should learn a trade that she will later blend in with her Business admin....she said catering would be cool and we both agreed.... I searched for another money to send her to catering school again....now she is doing OND and catering school together plus pregnancy...... My both eyes went hollow and I am permanently stressed at that time......life became unbearable and I encouraged myself that it's only. Matter of time...... My wife delivered at the last month of the catering school.... Then the stress of a baby.....set in... Wife isn't working.....

I started Noticing her Laziness:

After 6 months, I told her to return to round up her catering school, get her certificate and start something...she said yes and it ends there....she didn't go.... Months after she said that academy is bad they didn't teach them well bla bla....that she wants to go to another Catering institute..... Then I told her to search..... For 6moths madam didn't see any, I had to do it myself.... Than I saw one of the top catering institute in Maryland, I paid oh.... Practicals, this and that..... I went broke again.....

After the course, I took her to the market bought almost all catering equipment and did a comcard and etcs... Madam pretended for a month and she abandoned everything........

Laziness Continues:
She insisted my cousin sister should come live with us, most of the times, it is my cousin that do all the cleaning, washing, bathing the kids etc... She will just sit down in one angle and that will be all.... When I talk, she would just laugh and that is all.....


Can't Cook & Wants me to eat any crap she cooks like that..
I have resorted to buying cooked food on my way home cos I most times take to spoons of her served meal and I would lost appetite completely.... Then I will go hungry and lean as a result.... I can't come and kill myself..... Untop someone that don't give a dam about me.......

Pregnant again:

Immediately my boy clocks two I told her that before any pregnancy, I have to set her up first so that the burden would be free a bit....... She said OK.... And few months after she went on admission only to tell me that she's pregnant again.....

Long story short: I am tired of the marriage right now..
What should I do...


Pardon my very long epistle..........

u been dey tink wit ur prick,one ur brain don begin function

when ur single,u will realise all d money u RE spending doing boy friend and girl friend coulda been used for more important things guys continue throwing away ur hard earned cash

These hoes have other guys who dey milk dry and share tooto

Guys try get sense in 2020

Felicity001:
Hey guys let me share a little experience with you just for the benefit of those doing partnership or HP.

After I discovered my personal vehicle wasn’t made for the ehailing operations in understanding with my wife I decided to go for a rental. I went on NL and then made the request. Same day I got a call from someone.

Gring gring gring!!! Hello good evening, it’s a lady’s voice
“Yes, I got your post on NL so I like to know where you stay/live”
I told her
“Oh, it’s too far not my jurisdiction I want somebody that leave around my place.
Ok, no problem. She immediately hung the phone.
I thought of it for few minutes, what gas distance got to do with the hustle? I quickly picked up my phone then sent her a text making her know distance is a thing of the mind,bla bla bla. The next day she called asking if I’m free to come down immediately.

The next day I went there, saw the car and we had a great talked and compromise. Car was bought direct belgium just 6-7month away within this time 4 drivers have used the car and the last guy that used the car bashed the front leaving one of the fenders and the headlamps in a very bad shape and left the car just after a week. Off course I asked why so many drivers within just the short period. the young lady said the first just came, dropped the car one morning and left, the 2nd left her with car at the mechanic workshop, the last bashed the car... little did I know car was having consistent issue due to high weekly target couple with car was an accidented car.

Next day I came to picked up the car, as someone that have been using cars for some times na let me carry out my normal rituals. I discovered something. Oil droplet from one region around the engine. She quickly called her mechanic. We took the car there. Oil sensor was faulty. Car was left at the mechanic workshop for another whole day for it to be fixed.
Next day again I went to picked car up.

All these time more than four persons in my neighborhood where calling in asking for my interest on the weekly rental, some HP without any upfront payment, but I declined telling them I’ve gotten one I never knew I was in a wrong path.

Next day again I went to pick car up from my young madam house. Zoom! I turned in my apps. Right there in her presence request entered. “Babe, na go I dey o, work don start, expect your first payment as agreed next week”. I could see the joy and relief in her face with plenty of pleasant smiles on her face.

Just on my way to the airport I noticed something, the speedometer was dangling, it’s reads to a certain speed then stops. Two days later the thing stopped reading totally, I called my young fine, sexy and single madam’s attention to it. 3-4 days later I noticed another thing serious. The gear started slowing down when on high speed. Haaa! My personal car Honda had similar issue one time before so I thought I could apply the same technics of turning it off and starting after some time, yet hear won’t pick unlike my that will pick. “Madam, this is the issue I just noticed oh did any of the former drivers told you anything about this before?” “Yes, one complained bla bla... look for a time and bring the car down let’s the mechanic check it”.

Within these few days I’ve not been able to make use of the car efficiently apart from the first 3days which was without speedometer and headlamp because driving past 7pm was a problem as the light wasn’t too bright. You see enh, experience matters oh. I remembered a Chinese guy complained about my km not reading �. These white guys they pay attention to things you wouldn’t even think or could imagine. But despite all of that I made sure I got her money available. The following week after my first remittance I took the car to her as instructed because she said after first payment the fender and the headlamp(HL) will be worked on. Scanning was done and the speedometer sensor was changed. And at the end of the day the fender and HL wasn’t attended to as it was getting dark.
I suggested to her since that morning “babe, all of these things I can take care of them at my convenience without coming down and having work down times, I’ll send the bill to you. My madam said no. Ok o, no p. Ok, I’m going home it’s getting dark I’d to pickup my son from school. Call me when the car is fixed. Madam changed face bla bla bla...

In my way home that night, the gear problem still persist and even worse than it was before the sensor was replaced. Next morning madam who agreed to send money to do the repairs sent a message on WhatsApp saying an urgency came up and she needed to travel and will be back same time next week. This was Wednesday. In my mind I was like, really?! That means no work this week be that. Each day I tried to use the car to see if I could manage it to work, for where? Once car is hot like this gear won’t select again but the acceleration can go as high as 6-7 sometimes before gear picks. Men... as a fellow car owner I was not ok within I just vex park car at home.

I call my young madam, she wouldn’t pick up instead she will send a DM that I should find a way to fix things. I took car to my mechanics a gear specialist, spent about 7k both on fuel to test drive for almost 3hours for the guy to know the exalt way it does, he did his work. After that the engine check sign went off and car seems to be ok. Oya na make I go work, problem still persist, gear wasn’t still ok, my mechanic said he still need to drive the car to see how far... to cut the long story short. Thursday last week or there about I called my young madam she still wouldn’t pickup I simply sent her a text, “babe I’m returning your car” she said I should drop it with somebody, I said no I can’t do that I collected car from you and nobody was there when I was picking the car from you so why should I hand it over to somebody I do not know. I’ll wait till you return then bring the car to you. Since I’ve ran out of cash to fix the problem car will be parked at my place till you’re ready.

The next day evening madam called me that she was around, I said fine, I’ll be coming the following morning, the next morning my wife said we need to take my son to the hospital has the little boy was running temperature. Will I say because I want to return car I won’t attend to my family? No way!

I quickly sent her a text telling her something or urgency came up even letting her know I’d to visit a hospital. I noticed she didn’t read my message even after several hours. My plan was after returning I’ll take the car to her. I’ve successfully dropped my son and the mother at the hospital let me quickly check something close by while doctors was doing his thing, my young madam called,
“Where are you, I’m in your area, I just read you message I hope all is well”.
Me, yes all is well but I’m heading back to the hospital now, this is exactly where I am right now stocked in traffic I should be back before 2pm if you would still be around.
She, “yes I’ll be waiting then”.

After like 30+ still in the traffic to the hospital I saw my young madam highlighted from a bike. I just jejely opened the door.
Me, good afternoon with little smile on my face.
She, “can we go to Agor now?”
Me, why?! I can’t. Was still talking when she interrupted.
Ok pull over. I didn’t even argue, as the traffic moved she repeated. Pull over pull over.
I was like why don’t we go to my house let’s talk or are we having any issues? Or who will drive you home from here cause I know she can’t even drive.
She kept saying, pull over. Don’t worry about that.
I didn’t even argued I just simply pulled over. She just off the engine herself and then took the keys.

Me I just take my little things, came out of the vehicle and immediately she locked the car. Na so me I carry my karya stopped bike move. When home pickup my car then to the hospital and picked up my family.

. Symptoms be like dat of honda cars.....@@@young fine and sexy single madam

ChristineC:
don't count on it.

I have been billed #1.5m February this year travelling with my cousin on Ore express. the casual way the men asked for the money because they saw foreign currency in my bag was so funny to me, I burst out laughing.

they became so infuriated with my laughter that they started to threaten my cousin with a gun because he was the man or something.

please forget oo, that country is done. let's not deceive ourselves at all.

;Make them dey argue d reality wey dey on ground

Guyman02:
With a gun to your head and threat of killing and dumping your body in the bush and telling you that nothing will happen as they will tag you an armed robber who was shot dead during an exchange of fire with men of SARS you wont know when you transfer the money to them

. Make them dey argue,most people Neva understand SARS,,pray not encounter em,,

[quote author=fabiano09 post=84985707]brother how far ? this place is becoming very annoying ,like these set of people always sounding condescending dey piss me off ,people wey worse pass akata,the thing tire me . [/quot


Hehehehe

spirul77:
if you travel to our smaller neighboring countries eg, shame go just dey catch you as a Nigerian.
even a whole Abuja FCT is still dirty, roads littered.

. Thank u my man, we too like mediocrity

Xisnin:
It is a mistake many people make.
It isn't always love.

Some people are just stubborn.
A similar thing happens when some parents oppose a union, you
will see the partners fighting tooth and nail to stay together.

But when the parents stop interfering, the couple will start seeing the faults they overlooked.

These people are daring nature and I hope they have the means to fight it.

God bless u sir

fabiano09:
you are a big fool and an empty vessel,i no hide mouth talk am.

my good friend

uber account for sale

OP. if oga go work tomorrow

Go bank withdraw all ur money
Break ur sim
Throway ur phone
If u get car,carry ur kids discharge
Relocate and start all over

no be to whine window up,,I don see dem for eko bridge break person glass carry her bag for traffic