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MizMyColi:
God!
The way these people spew lies and propaganda has got me singing www.nairaland.com/attachments/2674910_singing_jpegc08164bed9c33be772ecf13060f23101 Hosanna!!!!

Damn!
The next one I read might just cause me to faint.

BraniacX:
Bwahahahahahahahahah

You must be high on congealed kunu and fermented ewedu

That was ya mama boy, yeah that woman you were mistaking for a non-existent sister of mine

Bwahahahahahahhahaha!!!!

But wait oh!! how can we be sure you've never used her to relieve one of those your numerous G.E.J high trips?
CheeeeeeeeeeesOS!!!

Tufiakwa........oloun maje

And
If
You
Really
Think
You're
Good
Bring it on

Since u no get sister, maybe na your aunty. And e fit be your moma too, I no care. As far as she go shag me. Hole na hole!

HFOG:
Sir, You don't come to 'my' house and throw questions at me, Mister.

Ok Ma! Which house be that by the way?

BraniacX:
Mouth no dey cut iroko tree, in other words...........enu o se so let me echo fayose hear, you don too talk, start doing numbskull.

Na fayose be your imbe.cilic papa abi na Jona.daft? Straight answer please!

HFOG:
Why are you tempting me? :-(

Tempting to touch? Or what?

BraniacX:
Not really, I was too busy fixing brains into your gays father deadskull, you know, chewing gworro is no cure for your condition!! But you're welcome to try alternative medicine.....well, whatever works for you just fixate on something else, not G.E.J

Na Jona.daft father you through an ashawo/who.re? I mean to say, na you be 'im bastarrd son wey dem carry come nairaland before election?

Straight answer please.

MizMyColi:
and mooorrree Amen!
Lolz

Good Afternoon Ma'am

Won't you thank me for the image I helped you upload? I no dey like stuff like dat o!

falseman:
You didn't make a point which proves you are grammatically unprepared to discuss political matters. Please go take a nap.

Who is this THING?

BraniacX:
Continue mastubating

Dipshit!!

I no need to do that since I can get your sister for 200 naira per hour to do shag.

maximilian19:
Same fighters jet n chopper dat d pass government used to hit on the BH dat wat buhari is saying is bad, wat kind government b dis. Y most HE (buhari) always lies on things u know we know about.

He went to american n say 1million barrel is stole per day y come to Nigeria n say it 250,000 barrel per day.

Y will d president lie about is nation n paint it black. Am disappointed with this.

A government of lies n blackmails.

Pay more attention to you English or better speak pidgin before you come here to embarrass yourself and your family.

BraniacX:
What can I say

G.E.J gives you a$$holes such a high

But I thought bubu the dullard was suppose to cure your addiction?

by the time we put handcuff on Jona.daft's hands, you go no say khaki no be leather. I hear say una dey kick una pale and mile to wake them up from their slumber, na true?

BraniacX:
Shove it up dipshit!!!

Stop mastubating at the sound of G.E.J, go find something else to whet your kock on mastubating mastubator

Make i laugh you first
All the wailers who tried me before you have all packed up like condemned keke marwa. You surely no go fit try even if you like to.

By the way, did you remember to kick the a55 of your ogogoro drinking father to wake him up from his drunkenness before you left home this morning?

MizMyColi:
lol
You mean like this? https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/9d/d4/23/9dd42356c60b4f276050d2ac1c2ddb2f.jpg

Make I helep you!

Source?

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Taylor86:
Rubbish

Amaechi took N370million to ekiti state during fayose and fayemi governorship elections

which the nigeria army was aware

only for rivers state chairmanship elections.

Amaechi bribed RSEC N200million naira each for 23 local governments

Amaechi spent more than N8billion for buharis campaign

y do u guys think Amaechi was given APC campaign manager

just to lavish money on APC

nonsense propaganda from APC

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TRAAAASSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whynotthetruth:
Same to you dear...kedu ije?...sorry for my late reply...didn't see the mention earlier...

Hey boy, I don dey follow you o. Hope you like am?

MizMyColi:

There is this joy and smile on my face which has overtaken me
It's like my tummy is full. Lol.

Today, I pray for everyone on this thread.


I ask of my father that everyone receives their own dose today.
You all cannot see me, but it's always a pleasure reading from you guys.
I keep smiling at my screen and sometimes laughing all by myself.

May his light and his love guide you all.
If you are going through any unpleasant situation, I ask that his peace, kindness and joy en-wrap you.
I ask for more provision.
Whatever it is, you will come out a victor.

I lift you all to him.
Let him be your joy in sadness
Your hope in hopelessness.
Let his protection surround you.
Let his peace that surpasses understanding be your portion, today and always, Amen.

Amen.
But is your tummy full of food or pregi?

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illiad:
Serves nigerians well


They voted in Apc & now they're enjoying what they voted for excuses, controversies, photoshoping, and outright confusion


And when the citizens complain they're tagged wailing wailers by these bunch of lying liars.


I am sure yolobas who sided almajiris to bring the confusion called apc to power are happy now

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Wailer, sharrap!

Make Baba call Arase and tell him to do thorough investigation nah.

Abi he go just dey look the mofos like dat?

Nellybii:
Very true Yes oo bro. It is general knowledge that they wake their fathers up with kicks and address elders as bros. Lol shame These scally wags have no iota of respect in their culture at all. No ethics. No leaders, no respected traditional institutions. For example ask them if they have ruling houses or royal families. Only worship money. That is why stealing to them is a virtue. Just ignore them because you will end up wasting valuable time

Hmmm. Thank you for the input and your advice. However, I will not give in to e-bullies and blackmailers. I dey gidigba for them.

Check my sigi bro.

socialmediaman:
And how much tax was recovered by FIRS from these??

These advertising also exclude advertisements on social media and other print advertising and marketing materials such as T-shirts, not mentioning paid advertising for e-supporters who do not pay income tax

We need more data capture systems for effective Revenue generation (IGR) in the country.

A window of opportunity for people like you.

Why not do a proposal and possibly "sell" to your state first?

MizMyColi:
Lmao...
Specialist, you see well o!
You might need to be the one who offers me that peppersoup.
I could use it now, cos I'm famished.

Ehen, how the phight of yesterday na

Ooohh, pardon my manners
Good Morning Dear Mr Speciaist 1 of Nairaland
Oya smileeeeeeee

I wish you a really nice today.

How you dey baby?

Bia kangbuagi, ezeoku.

PDP massively outspent APC and yet they got their a55 whipped.

Now I can understand why the wailing is so much.

KingKuntaVart:
yes he waited buh he did something he send them to hiding he killed them, why cant ur god dulahri continue or is her waiting till one month before the next elections before he swings into action? i thought this kunu mumu u call a president is to bring change.... i thought from the set go things are suppose to change, the country has gone back to the dark age thanks to the cows like u that voted a tribalistic bigot into power.. no offense.

I just told you boko haram has been decimated such that they no longer have the capacity to face the naija army BUT YOUR BRAIN IS TOO SHALLOW TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT MEANS.

Is it a generational curse for most of you from Jona.daft area to be dumb, clueless and stuupid? I hear say na kick una take dey wake una parents. Na true?

MizMyColi:
Hehehehehe
Good Morning..

Lol
Let's start with the exact location first
Does the issue still persist?

Congratulations! I am now your follower. Hope you like it?

falseman:
And you think any previous president met things in good state?
He has no clue Nigeria was in poor state when he said he will crush boko haram?

You must be among those who criticised the previous government despite its effort to fight BH without the support of US. Now we have bombings almost everyday and all this slow poke could do is tour and take photographs?

He has to work rather than lament. I hate excuses.
What stops him from getting another set of hardwares if he has funds to tour around the world while Nigerians in the north are dying?

Your brain must be working in reverse order! Talk less so that you can think better.
True we now have suicide bombing more than before but we don't hear boko haram taking over military base and installations as was the case under the never-do-good Joandaft. Suicide bombing is a clear sign that bh is losing the fight.
I not only hate mediocre like Jonadunce, I hate all those who tactically suport him and that include you nincompoop.

KingKuntaVart:
GEJ failed hahahahahahaha.... try another lie, when GEJ was in power we had drones in the sky searching for boko haram, we had air strikes on boko haram... aside the recovery of condoms what else have buhari achieved?

Nitwit, Boko Haram started in 2010 or thereabout and your uncle Jonathan left them to fester till they started to capture army barracks, police stations and many other military facilities. Only in Feb when he wanted to turn his electoral woes around he started to act.
If low lives like you have demanded accountability from the drunk man from Otuoke, perhaps things would have been better.

Which kind network you dey use? Abi you dey ration data?

How Saraki and Ekweremandu will survive four years is what I don't see.

KingKuntaVart:
shut dafuck up..... when OJB SW was in power what improvements did Nigeria make...? GEJ took over turn Nigeria's destiny around set a standard for this kunu drunkard which by all indications he cant meet up.... go and dig the history get your facts right before come here and spit trash from a rotten mouth that hasnt been brushed since buhari came into power.

You're a compound fool. So, because OBJ failed, your kainkain drinking dunce called Jonathan must compound the problems.
The idiot only concentrated on looting and you're here defending the failure.

falseman:
Face reality .......Buhari is now the president he has to deliver rather than lament. We are tired of fruitless trips.

So, when he met things in poor state, you expect him not to say it especially when asked a question relevant to it?

Please reason guy!

VPYO should dress more like this. This is grand and very befitting.

Iykopee:
The president simply agrees that Nigeria is a failed nation and there's notin he cud do differently to salvage the situation.... Everyday different lamentations. If the daura dulllard's lame butt can't fix the country, let hin fvck the hell off.

So that the foolish gej can come back bah? You guys no get an atom weight of brain.