₦airaland Forum

bestestgirl:
Looool Mhen this President is one funny niggah. Breaking record in irrelevant issues while the country is on autopilot.

Where else has it been done that people sit comfortably outside the country and determine who will rule over the people who will have to live with the consequence of the bad choices.

He has not even been able to promise me that I can vote for the Abia Governor while living in Kano, na abroad own dey push am

Nigeria my country, I hail thee

You're not making any sense. No disrespect intended.

anonimi:
Thanks to the investment made in Turn Around Maintenance and paid for by our hero of democracy and TRANSFORMER of our generation, Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan.


Let us hope that Buhari does not CANCEL this progressive work as he did in the past





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Bro, election don finish o. If he contest in 2019, I go vote for am.

distinguished1:
PMP, Presido of Common sense revolution. Just give the apt body language, the evil will begin falling sick and the dysfunctional will begin to function. even though we are still in "honeymoon" and not yet attained "the fullness of time", Nigeria is working again.
Wailers how market?

Hilarious!

Dannyset:
Chief of Wailing Wailers Association of Nigeria!!!
This man is just trying all his possible best to bench Metuh of the "Award of the Chief Wailer".

Mr Femi Adesina is a Prophet. He's seen the future of these cry cry babies(despite the fact that they are adults).
One of Baba promises is to fight corruption. He hasn't started, you people have started crying of witch hunting, some of u have started lying with one illness or the other, and their shameless disgusting family has been shouting that they should leave their corrupt Child, children, wives, husbands etc. alone. Yet, the same lots of u people are begging for 5000Naira he promised to save u from wretchedness. Tell me, with which money?

And as for the Boko Haram and The Gurls, tell ur PDP cronies to release those gurls and end their contract with BH(I don't want to remind u of the former(RIP) NSA that said PDP is the owner of BH.

Meanwhile, don't kill ursef on Buhari's case unless somebody is paying u to really kill ursef which in turn doesn't differentiate u from those clueless suicide bombers.

Gbam!

vedaxcool:
Until foolish taniods and Jonathan take responsibility for their failures we will not take any of their claims of success no more different from rabid screams .

Correct. It's just like a man who did 20% of his assigned duties and caused additional damage to his company asking to be praised.

frosbel:
sign that he is dealing mercilessly with them : - )

One of the few sensible comments.

FOLYKAZE:
Intovert I see you

And for Tinubu. . . . You err sire!

Magic is an illusionary art of change.

This Change will come in a magical way but it is not magic.

Making the impossible of the PDP is magical when the APC makes it possible. And Baba Buhari is the pilot of this magical change. Anyway our change is not magic

I concur.

chukwudi44:
Akpabio possesses a better chance at the presidency than osinbanjo

No one would know now until we know much more about Osinbajo's ability.
It's just too early for such speculation and permutation.

hinwazaka:
Funny, you can't see the obvious. Its clear to those who have eyes. The Democrat/Labour-societe coup has failed. The last Obama offensive is over. That was the result of the US trip. The APC has been fired and are been decommissioned. Watch out for Akpabio's presidential campaign come 2019. It is over

Does Akpabi have 10% chance at the presidency?

Slow and steady

This thread, as educative and informative as it is, has not got beyond the 2nd page despite having been on the fp since God knows when.
Something is definitely wrong somewhere.

MizMyColi:
I forgave you before uttering any word of prayer on this thread.
Forgive me too if you felt slighted by my words.
I wish you well.

I wish you well too. Peace.

kaboninc:
Oya, sweerrriimmmm, The only sugar in my honey....I trust you will find that spot in your heart - that place were only the two of us have access to - to forgive him.


DropShot, we may have our fights in the Politics Section (I know I've encountered you once or twice or more) but when we come here, we drop it at the door post. So we don't discuss Nairaland Brand of Politics, especially the tensed, insulting ones here. I trust you'll understand.

Nothing like peaceful coexistence. Politics is divisive, especially Nigerian brand. And it's the reason I try as much as possible not to start an e-fight.
Thanks.

ECOTERRORS:
you ve been handsomely noticed, now go and play with your toys.

Kindly unfollow me

Na lie I talk?

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front247:
what of ur incestrous obj that destroyed Nigeria for 8years. People frm d s west always think dey ar better than other tribes

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The fact that obj failed is not an excuse for Jona to fail. Is it? How do you know I'm from SW?

ECOTERRORS:
I didn't see any Change, I only saw BIG BOOBS.


Dat woman get am oooo

But na small her own take pass your own na!

kaboninc:
You've been quoting our Royal Highness, Miz. C and she has been avoiding you. That's unlike her especially here in this family.

Why don't you do an apology nau.....am so sure her heart will soften and warm up to you....

Really, your Royal Highness and I had an issue yesterday in the politics section; including whynotthetruth. It was a brutal session and I thought I should pursue them to any corner they may go and that's how I traced them to here.

If you observed well you'd see that I didn't attack any of them but only made sure they're aware of my presence perhaps they will attack me so we can start another round. Childish right? But that is me for you. I don't start trouble but I don't run away from it!

It's the reason whynotthetruth was talking in parable about security. Cheap, right? That's him for you.

And now that I see they have given up on the issue, I let go too.

Mizmycoli, sorry for hurting you yesterday, if I did. But please always weigh your words too. Not every man will accept subtle and indirect insult from even a cool-looking lady like you.

HFOG:
Yes sir, that's my sweets. Though she's alot bigger now. Are you sure you want to talk about this 'fear of God' stuff with me? We'd better not pls. Kab says I nearly finished him for hosting a 'mild' party at home. Truckie says I judge others without judging myself. Lux says I'm a little harsh. Let's not tow that line please. Only God knows how you'll react and I don't have energy for any reactions now.

Congrats on the baby!
Well make we talk that one for another day.

BraniacX:
Who dey tell you story?

Abeg park well!


[s]Them never tell you say you no qualify to demand straight answers and pass judgement on your personality before?

Straight ko!! [/s]

Bend ni



My I bend down expose my yansh give my p-man make e do small jare!!!

[s]Him don run out of poster and he don dey eye that billy goat for una street somehow!! [/s]

Okay Okay Okay!!

I been think say ma papa na woman with dirck!!! no wonder he claim say he dey straight

Ok. after dat, remember to to help your mama too!

BraniacX:
Oh c'mon!!!

You don't mean to tell me it hasn't sunk in yet?

My case is the worst case of depravity ever recorded

Chai!!!

But who can cure me

Abeg make I do that Dirck dangling performance of mine again, there are some scouts from the retarded circus here to do some recruitment I am going pro shithead!!!


Oh!!!

I want someone to wave a G.E.J my drunk father's poster first.

Let me go get my mama

You see your life? Too repetitive!

HFOG:
Okay sir. And I hope I'm not fighting you already because you're almost sounding like that. Btw, I'm not sure you really understand what I take to be 'The fear of God'. That's why I'm still wondering...

Nooo. Fighting you ke! The fear of God resides in me always.

Btw, is the cute baby yours?

BraniacX:
Yes, yes and yes,, who am I to cure your madness?

You only forgot to add Amputated or is it Dickputated if you face the wrong direction no be everybody dey accommodating like the female members of your family so to a future dickputee abeg crase come my zanga make we use sharp knife cure your madness

A trial will first confuse any of your relatives you present before convincing them. Game on? Bas.tard!

HFOG:
What's libel? Sorry I no too sabi English. We don't sue people here. Maybe we should end this talk sir, before I trespass.

I was only kidding with the suing stuff and you know it.

Whynotthetruth, how you dey?

HFOG:
Trying to digest your last statement. Many thanks for your kind words.

Welcome. Please digest it and you'd realize I've not attacked anyone here today. I am a very gentle and kind man. I only fight those who fight me.
Thank you.

BraniacX:
And I turned out alright, according to society anyway

Meanwhile I see you and your demented p-man for news

Him naked hold him korck with left hand hold your own with right hand dey scream with ecstasy opposite a G.E.J banner, We are the GAYLORDS!!!! while spit they run down your mouth with blank expression for your face

Chai!!! you and your p-man dey redefine these two words "High" and "Dementia" or maybe oxford need to create new words for una

You're being repetitive

Step up your game before you bore me and make me loose interest a$$wipe

But the story yo're telling is not connecting! Who be your deranged p-man? Jon.daft or your pops?
I don't do men. I am straight and the reason I like bang your aunty, sister or cousin.
Your schizophrenic old man na gay?

HFOG:
First off, you're not specialist900. He'll soon show up and I hope he doesn't shoot you for coming all the way 'home' to attack our 'princess'.

I ask again, where and when did I attack "our princess"?
You know I can sue you for libel?

BraniacX:
No be my fault say your gaylord papa a$$blaster/feccal cavity expander bang your a$$ till your shit push up enter your skull you no come fit think non-putrid thoughts again na

But wait!!!

Why all my G.E.J posters dey disappear na?

See See!! Return them ASAP without holes oh!

Or else

Your burukutu sipping Jona.daft and your imbe.cilic popsy that combined to do three-some with your ashawo momsy are the cause of producing a nonentity ass.hole like you. Not my fault.

BraniacX:
Not everybody accomodates farggot kocks like your mama, aunties, sisters, nieces, cousins, great aunties and all (yeah! I dey read your history and profile right now, Wanted in 10 galaxies and 15 realms for sexual depravity!!! Chai!!! ) in ya depraved family

So before you kommit an attempted blunder that would end you up korckless!! (No sharia tins)

You've been warned!!!

Though for mercies sake i am also advising that poking holes in every G.E.J poster you see is not illegal, it is just retarded and gross

Nothing like dat joor! I go shag anything shagable as far as no be rap.e. Trust me, my rod is tested, trusted and reliable. Bring your aunty, cousin or even moma. They will never regret the experience.

MizMyColi:
This is reeeaaaally touching and heartwarming. Of course it makes sense.
Abeg make I cordinate my facial muscles well, smile disfigure my face.
Today is Specialist's turn.
He should enjoy.

You funny Miz!
Na me be Specialist?

But I was trying to be friendly today nah!

HFOG:
Seems you want to chase me oh! I'm not 'ma' abeg. The real ma'am na our royal highness wey you just dey attack anyhow. That your question be like jamb question. Where I wan start to answer from?

I like the baby in your profile. Very sweet and beautiful.

Did I really attack her or anyone here? Madam, please fear God ooo!

BraniacX:
Where you learn the word imbe.cile?

Oh I remember now
From your father chanting
I am the greatest imbe.cile that ever lived while holding his korck staring at a G.E.J poster
Issorite, continue

Fvcktard, I repeat, it's not my fault that your deranged pops failed to double his condom while screwing your wh.ore momsy.

BraniacX:
How you go understand straight answer when you think with your farggot kock in hand staring at G.E.J's poster?

Stop poking holes into everything around you including your mama at the sound of G.........E.........J

You're not qualified to demand answers from no one a$$wipe

Nincompoop, na my fault say the dunce called Jona.daft refused to use condom to fvck your moma? Abi na me say make the poor woman no abort you throway?