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nice write up. Did u graduate from DELSU?

My Edovan (edidje) is
Addresser Olokpa rho mue-evwe
Addressee Oji kpoko

Translation
Policeman that arrested a goat
Is a big thief

Something tells me that they are adding more PCMs to stream one that's why the system is down

for over an hour now I've been trying to open nysc website with the hope that NYSC may reconsider me and enlist me in the stream1 reason being that i registered on the very first day the site was opened. pls any one here who is having the same challenge? pls identify with me

What is a circus?

RoyalSleek:
Lord, I tap into this. I'm choosing these four states as outlined above and I'm super ready to register on the first day.
Thanks for sharing bro.

I gbadu ur parole

Terms & Definitions

Allowee:- Allowance paid every month from the Government. All Corpers nationwide receive N19,800 from the federal government. In most states, corpers also receive a state allowee (amount can vary from state to state).
AI:- Area Inspector. Official in change of corp members in a given area. Same as LGI
Book of Life:- It is a real, huge book signed in camp by all corpers.
CD:- Community Development by an individual, couple or group. Also called CDS.
CD card:- An official NYSC card you attach a passport pic to, that is signed by your LGI at the end of your Cd day.
Clearance:- AN activity you must to do every month end to show that you are still alive and present. You also submit a letter from your employer to get paid.
CLO:- Corps Liaison Officer. The “head corper” of your Local Government Area
Ghost Corper:- A corper that does everything (including collect money), but nobody has ever seen them.
HSE:- Health Safety Environment. A course available in NYSC.
LG:- Local Government. You’ll meet your CD group here once a week.
LGI:- Local Government Inspector. The official rep in your LG. Same as AI(see definition above).
LGA:- Local Government Area.
Mami Market:- A collection of shops in camp where corpers can find everything they need from bukka to tailors and cobblers. Some camps even have shawarma and arcade games. Call it the chillaxing spot for corpers, camp officials and soldiers.
NIM:- National Institute of Management. A course available in NYSC.
NYSC:- National Youth Service Corps……..that’s what you’re doing!.
OBS:- Orientation Broadcasting Station. It is the station inside the orientation camp to give information to pple inside the camp and to make the camp more lively too.
Otondo:- Friendly word for new Corper but some say it actually means Mumu.
PCM:- Prospective Corp Members. Recent graduates who are just about to start NYSC.
Platoon:- In camp corpers are split into groups called platoons.
Platoon Commander:- A corper placed in charge of a Platoon.
PMP:- Project Management Professional. A course available in NYSC.
POP:- (Passing Out Parade) the end of your NYSC year. (Best day everrrrr!!!)
Posting Letter:- This letter tells you where you have originally been posted.
PPA:- Place of Primary Assignment.
PV:- Payment Voucher.
RSM:- An RSM serves as a general overseer to all the platoons. Platoon commandants report directly to RSM while RSM reports directly to captain.
SAED:- Skill Acquisition and Entrepreneurship Development. A program set up by government to provide skills to corpers enabling them to start businesses after service.
“You are wrong”:- Used in camp by soldiers if you’re in the wrong place or doing the wrong thing.
ZI:- Zonal Inspector. Person in change of corp members in a given zone.

sulpur:
Hi everyone, pls any malabite or malabress here ?

Which one is malabite again?

Pope10:
okay boss

Thumb up... Where r u presently?

Pope10:
hw far abut senate list

No idea my broda... Let's just hope they release it next week

Pope10:
wat took u guys so long.i hve bn wating

Boss I dey with u

Text 'Vote Efe' to 32052

from Ekurede Urhobo Warri
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Whether it wasn't a corper's finger that was chopped off, it all boils down to the same thing. The ugly incidence took place in a corpers' lodge_ that means d corpers there are not safe na. Just imagine, who wud think of rubbing corpers. Oh I see, maybe its because month hv ended and d so called hulums just want to rub the poor corpers of their monthly allowee. SMH

Brb

ANY DELSUITE IN D BUILDING?

frankloloko:
this one don go Bleep ashawo again .

lol... u nor well

nams77:
The v of a woman also contains a lot of micro-organisms, both normal microflora (landlords and normal residents). Sadly, intruders can also find their way there, which may be pathogenic, e.g staph aureus and Treponema.pallidum just to mention a few. So you can piece together what happens when you go down there with your mouth

tnx bro

nams77:
It is so wrong. The mouth is filled with over 600 different species of micro-organisms. Altogether, the run into millions of not billions. Both pathogenic ( disease causing) and non- pathogenic. That's why you have mouth ordour in the morning. While you sleep, the anaerobic (non-oxygen loving) bacteria start working on the left over pieces of meal in your mouth and thereby releasing gas which pong when you open your mouth in the morning. That's why you should try to brush at night before sleeping. Now using that saliva containing all this plethora of micro-organisms and introducing it into a woman's ehmm ehmm. You can imagine.

hmm.... u must be a microbiologist. I get ur point. Pls whatz ur view on MouthAction

Is it okay to use saliva as a lubricant during sex? matured responds will be highly appreciated. tnx in advance!

pichure

Lol... The guy disappoint the VASLINE CREW... Btw; this guy mumu sha

Apart from her b@@bs that are quite considerable (as a b@@b lover) i see no havoc here

[quote author=sledge08 post=48291073][/quote]thanks

[quote author=sledge08 post=48291073][/quote]thanks

CoolFlexer:
It's simply an easy expression of his love for the child and nothing more. As a father of a two-year-old daughter, I sometimes want to express my love by kissing her but always conscious of two major factors:

1. I might get her infected since her immune system is not as strong as mine.
2. She might get addicted to it and do the same with strangers.

If the father considers any of these two points, he may want to stop showing love to his daughter in a potentially harmful way.

Hmm... I feel ur point sha