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Well you can use

Vaseline lip therapy (its protects dry, chapped lips)

Or

Blistex

Gosh!!!!!!!!!!


Next plz

Losing my ground - Fergie

Am really hungry oh , should i cook or order something to eat


Having a day off is really wonderful

Waiting for you - Seal

She either loves one and in love with the other guy

Becos there is a difference between " I Love" and "In Love"

EWwwwwwwwwwwwwww how disgusting is that

@OlowoTee

Abeg tell me how it taste like after you are done drinking it

Islander:
Eyaa, See this yeye girl bout me thief her songs nah, you know u stole them from moi


@topic
Like a tatoo by Jordin Sparks

Lying is bad oh

@topic
Love's divine - Seal

Like a star - Corinne Bailey Rae

Since I've been loving - Corinne Bailey Rae

Islander:
Right now ONLY 3 songs I am listening too( Druggie )

Stronger by Kanye

Big girls don't cry by Fergie

How much I love you by Rihanna ft Ne yo, and I hate how much I love you boy,i can't stand how much i care,

You be thief oh, how can you steal 2 of my songs


@topic

Like a star - Corinne Bailey Rae

Enchantment - Corinne Bailey Rae, will always wait for you E

@Rapsody

Is a battyboy lol fassyhole

iice:
Me too! Seems we have similar taste in music

Yes oh becos i noticed that also

@topic

Losing my ground -Fergie

finally -Fergie

Thats what am also trying to figure out oh

Chei you wicked oh Islander, see how you finished those two liars with one stone , i bet they will be creating another acct

But she was young when they took this pic

becos she had a tatoo on her boobs and it isnt in that pic

Islander:
Druggie, what are you doing thinking about E? , Haven't I told you everything will be alright?

@topic

Thinking about my dad, and how we used to travel the world. Even those times when he used to beat the bed and ask me to cry so Mama would believe he was actually whipping me. I really miss my daddy, wished he didn't have to go, But God takes the angels first,

Haba na crime to miss him , don't mind me jare i guess the love is driving me crazy.

LOL see this daddy girl don't worry sweetie, you can travel with me

May his soul RIP

Naijapikin:
You contradict yourself. You talk of limit and ''only if I want more (than) that''. My, guy, love knows no boundary, no matter how we try to place a limit.

Am not contradicting my sef jare, I know what am talking about.

A friend is a person that accept you for whom you are

A friend is someone I cry to without feeling ashamed of seeing or hearing me cry like a baby

A friend doesn’t tell you who or whom you shouldn’t associate yourself with only if he/she sees danger coming your way.

A friend knows you like a book, can tell when you are sad and happy

A friend will always truthful tell you especially when you are wrong even when the fact is bitter.

A friend will always repair the damage you caused

A friend will be the will always be there, when no one is by your side at the time of trouble.

A friend will take you has his/her sister/brother, more like a family.

A friend will introduce you to his/her family

A friend will brag how proud about you.

A friend will never betray or lie to you.

A friend is someone I confined in and will listen to my problem and giving me the best advice that he/she would have given her/his blood or family members.

A friend knows what am capable be off, will not listen to someone else without asking me at first before passing judgment

A friend will never envy me but will surely want the best for me

I know who my friends are because they have surely passed my wonderful test to be considered my true friends., love you two

We fight like crazy but make up by the end of the day, abi what are we friends for.





I don't pack or have friends like that( my friends are less than 5), but speaking from experience it really hard to find true friendship.

What I have are "associates" not friends

Why will i want to mess up such a lovely relationship  

What if we don’t work out as partner?

Where do we go from there ?

hmmmmmm i don't think things will every be the same again.

That is why my friendship has limit, when I consider someone a friend it stays that way only if I want more that.

Big Girls Don't Cry - Fergie

_{Wrong big girls do cry}

Big girls don't cry - Fergie

thinking

My baby is goning to be home very soon missing you so much

why is my hair falling out!!!!!!!!gosh stupid stress

Thank God am free today !!!!!!!!!!!!yipe no lectures

Bobo fine sha , his dressing is good unlike those Naija boys that has no fashion sense

jayon:
please who is 50cent never heardabout him before, oooooh u mean one dude who looks monkisious, i know rember him, he called me yesterday at broklyn pleading to me to buy is album,nah by force, help

ahahahahaaaaaaaa lol u are a real mess

Call me when you get this- Corrine Bailey Rae 


Choux Pastry Heart- Corrine Bailey Rae

OlowoTee:
@druggie233
Really funny to me, lol.

Are you are drinker too.

Lmfao I might try it after you drink yours

zazoo:
Are you Married to or Dating a Pilot!

Whats he like, does he come home regularly from flights or is always on nightstops, spends time with you at home when his around. Or is he just never around, and when he is around off he goes just as fast as he arrived.[/b]Do not get me wrong, I love him so much, takes care of me and the kids, but I miss his company and don't know how to cope anymore.

zaz

The real question should have been [b]"Do we think his cheating"

omega25red:
LOL LMAO

Why are you laughing

@Rapsody

Quit showing your foolishness becos its getting annoying now

OlowoTee:
Urine?? I hope human faeces too won't be medical approved someday. lol
Could you prescribe the best way to drink it then, <<<still baffled>>> do you sip with straw or gulp it while my two eyes are close. <<<I've been thinking.?>>>

@Attention
That article reminds of Urine formation and the digestive system in Biology!

LOL too many Comedian on Nairaland today

desgiezd:
Thank God you are residing in Nigeria. Why don't you place an advert on NTA Network during Prime time news

lmafo ,

haaaaaaaaaaa professor of monkey, c title, but tnx 4 d compliment sha ooo am flattered. lol uche na the black hair monkey, babelove no vex oooo

Abeg no vex Acidrop but see how you to dey define Monkeys

@babeelove

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm! I smell shit! Please remove it from ma nose before a faint! Some serious amala and "Dawadawa" ewedu shit coupled with some "Akpu and Ofeaku---ogiri-okpi shit!!!!!

_{Falling off my chair and rolling on the floor}, chei chei you wicked oh no be small

Enjoy jare! I am happy you can balance Nairaland with your studies. Acidrop--make you no fail oh! Almost 10,000 posts! I have to wait till the cafetaria opens in about 90 minutes. Till then--nothing to do till 4AM---in about 2 hrs--15 minutes approximately! Well Odili.net/Nigeriaworld has some correct news items over there-- I am going to register there too--the only problem you cannot "flirt" there --- the guys are too serious with lots of "bukuru"---Grammar everywhere!!!!-so I might just join the more intellectual group over there---I hear it takes months to be approved as a member there-----not like this "swap meat of a forum"--See if I go catch that dancing dude there called "olukwujunction" that cracks me up with his posts!

i didn't realize you are a news reader , na wa ooooooo are becos of food