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Waoo... Truly legend.. How can I tackle this question 1)Where did you get my number. 2)Tell me where you get it or I block you now.(some crazy girls block) 3)do you feel anything for me? 4)do you have girlfriend? 5)What's your name and let me see your pics 6)why did you add me?
More coming

Lh19:
Please drop ur fone numbers for whatsapp chat

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(just arrived) Have you heard of the oukitel k6000?.. Here it is with a monster battery of 6000mah with FAST charging technology, 4G LTE, OTG cable to charge other phones and flash drive, 13mp5mp, 2gb ram, 16gb rom, 5.5inches, 2.5D curved screen, Aluminum body, conning gorilla screen, FHD screen, 5.1 lollipop, and came with warranty card... Abeg Google the phone make u see 4 ur self. HOLLA ME ON WHATSAPP

Anney272:
Great device 4 great price... Wish u were in Lagos

if you have someone in kaduna, he can come and check it... That's how I did one business with a lag guy

iLegend:
I'll only send it to the people who value it, and you're one of them. No problem.

thanks boss.. my email

What the f@uk... This tricks works pretty well.... Today my boring girlfriend was just over me.. Am happy... Op thanks alot...
Abeg bring the part 2

Check this out
https://www.nairaland.com/3140493/just-arrived-new-oukitel-k6000#46179812

(just arrived) Have you heard of the oukitel k6000?.. Here it is with a monster battery of 6000mah with FAST charging technology, 4G LTE, OTG cable to charge other phones and flash drive, 13mp5mp, 2gb ram, 16gb rom, 5.5inches, 2.5D curved screen, Aluminum body, conning gorilla screen, HD screen, 5.1 lollipop, and came with warranty card... Abeg Google the phone make u see 4 ur self. HOLLA ME ON WHATSAPP
PRICE : 36k
LOCATION: Kaduna state

Speechless.. I swear this ilegend is witch.... I just tried some of the things he discussed..
Aswea it worked like charm

Lh19:
Can u come to Barnawa?
Or where do you want us to meet?

you talking about the Oukitel k6000?.. Am

daremarvell:
got your message

thanks

Oulkitel k6000... Sold!!!

daremarvell:
The Jumia mobile week is almost here and it promises to be mesmerizing and adrenaline pumping as over 6 mobile phones will be launched. Not only that, they will be sold at crazy prices.

You can always rely on me for all your orders on Jumia Nigeria. Contact me on 08156636487

Hello jumia agent, pls help me order any available phone during mobile week.. Like 4 phones to kaduna state(there is pay on delivery to kaduna)
Thanks... Will contact you for my address number

initialize:
Glo, Etisalat and MTN

pls how much is oukitel U10 LTE and k6000 . And is you don't have it in Stock, can I pre-order?
Mention the price pls

KuliMart:
Review >> http://www.gizmochina.com/2016/04/16/xiaomi-redmi-3-pro-review/

pls do you have oulkitel U10 and k6000?.. If yes how much is the price
If no can I pre-order?. The price pls

You are too small and short for me

iLegend:
1)"you aren't my type"
You: Of course, why would I be your type when you can't type properly. Have you ever laid your hands on Mavis Beacon? I know you haven't. So, how was trip?

Or You: No o! I can't be your typist! Go to a computer center.
(Misinterpret what they meant)

2) you are stubborn and crazy
You don't really need to reply this one. What it means is the person likes you, but doesn't know how to express it with good words.


3) You are suffering from malnutrition
Check the answer above or you may say.

You: Ma-lnutrition? Wow! Thanks for your help. I'd love to suffer Pa-lnutrition next time. Any advice of that? C'mon I know you're a renowned nutritionist. From today I'll call you a Nutri-C meaning a Nutritionist.

4)...
If the person says ... Then you reply with . Case closed

All you have to do is to belittle his/her input and make fun of it. You need the help of the book called Comedy Writing Secrets by Mel Helitzer to improve your sense of humor.

A sense of humor to everything will save you from anger and revenge. It's addictive when you know how to apply it. It's very easy to learn with the above book.

Sowie for the late reply. I'm always busy.

waoo oo.. Am just laughing.

Paracetamol

LordReed:
How long did it take to arrive?

7days

Lovely

MamaG

Waoo 1)"you aren't my type" 2) you are stubborn and crazy 3) you are suffering from malnutrition 4)...

I have the social mindset.. But op, how can we tackle it?

Try "elephone p8000" 35k on jumia... with FHD and 4150mah ba3

How are we sure you aren't among those scammers?

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hlord:
Pls wat abt the 16gb internal memory that came with the phone, can't you use it or it's already filed up and that was y you had to use the flash drive

there is 12gb available for loading apps, movies, music's etc

jchima14:
Sent

help a brother

I have a 3weaks old tecno W4 in perfect condition for sale.. Call or whatsapp

Aminat508:
How about the battery?

the ba3 is truly 5000mah.. I also used a phone with 5300mah ba3(bluboo X550) so the 3gb ram keeps the phone smoothly... This is my first 3gb ram phone.
The camera is superb... And the phone has a premium feel