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peter1994: leonardo dcaprio can explain it better, because he acted inception

where is he /she

new paparazzi: Nice optical illusion. Good sense of imagination.

that's it my brother

Good.
The
students have wasted a
year anyway. I am
assuming the government
has paid based on reports
but ASUU cannot meet yet
as they are still in
mourning. This is 5 weeks
after concluding
negotiations and 1weak after signing the MoU .
Common, you
could easily call all the NEC
members on phone and ask
for views to reach a
conclusion.
There God, I pray for safe, peace and successful journey to all the ASUU representatives to Minna. Don't want to hear 3 weeks mourning again.
Nagode

Hi nairalanders!

Really confused about this picture so I decide sharing with you.

Examine it critically and explain + convince me.

Thanks

The Rich

That's a good move
Can I nominate mine now?

One word "inspiring"

Happy sale

Sard: I would have called this a joke, but it's not even funny.

And who ask you to comment? Keep off it is not for people like you

fuckfuckman: abeg i want fùck

I pity your precious life dude

Introvert

Happy new job
BTW how much is the salary

Sowhizy: Mumu. Na so ur own madness dey start? Ode oshi

from your words you are still a kid.
Everybody have Freedom of expression I think?

[quote author=barack_o_handso]Why is this not in the jokes section?[/quote]this is not a joke bros. Lol

[quote author=barack_o_handso]Why is this not in the jokes section?[/quote]this is not a joke bros

Breaking News:
NIGERIAN UNIVERSITY STUDENTS
TO EMBARKS ON INDEFINATE
STRIKE.
It has been observed that ASUU
is
on the verge of
ending its 6 months old strike.
Consequently, The
Association of Nigerian
University
Students (ANUS) will embark on
its strike immediately
after ASUU
calls off. Our strike will not be
suspended until the
following NEEDS are met.
1.Accomodatn FEE: our expired
acomodatn
fee must be paid
by either ASUU or FG.
2.PREGNANCY: Most female
students
are about to put
to bed,ASUU must vow to take
responsibility of the unborn
babies.
3.ALLOWANCES: Students get
allowances from their
parents if they were in school,
they
hav been denied
this because of the strike. The 6
months allowance arrears must
be paid.
4.TRANSPORT FARE: Our fare from
home to school
must be paid.
5.MEGABITE: Most students hav
wasted their MB
going online for update abt the
strike, the money for
data must be paid.
6.EXPIRED BEVERAGES: Our
expired beverages like milk,
spag,milo, etc must be replaced
with new
ones.
If our demands are not met, we
will not
resume!

Add yours. We must stand to our ground like Fagge

M3.

Can't see the pictures, kindly re-upload thanks

e make the sentence sweet o

ebele and fagge are in the right position to ans your questions.
thank you

nice thread
true talk

first time I carry come nairaland was during my search on ABU post ume.
I came across a topic ABU aspirants 2010/2011 lets meet here


And that's how I met funny dudes on nairaland. I have no regrets what so ever for joining NAIRALAND

So I thought I would share some
of my favorite sites in case you
were ever bored and needed
something to do. I highly
recommend checking them all out
if you get a chance

Daily Sites
www.nairaland.com. Waooo! This is my most visited Nigeria furum which offer thread in Science/Technology :
Programming , Webmasters ,
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& Video, Technology Market
Entertainment : Jokes Etc , TV/
Movies , Music/Radio , Celebrities ,
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Forum Games, Literature
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Romance , Business , Investment,
Jobs/Vacancies , Career, NYSC,
Education , Autos, Car Talk ,
Properties , Health, Travel, Family,
Culture, Religion, Food, Diaries ,
Nairaland Ads

www.dailytrust.com : for latest news in Nigeria and around the world.

www.amirite.net -This is a great site
with a wonderful community. The
people here tell it like it is and
take no BS. It’s basically where
you post your opinions (a lot of
people type jokes too) and you’ll
find an amazing blend of many
different topics and points of
discussion here. I’d definitely
recommend you make an account
and go here regularly.

www.deviantart.com -A great art site
where you can showcase and
show off your writing or art
creating ability; you can post up
basically anything you’d like as
long as it fits into one of their
categories. Also great for
checking out awesome work, many
of which include hilarious comics.

www.facebook.com -The only reason I
put this here is because it’s one
of the sites I frequent. I don’t
think it needs any explaining,
because if you haven’t heard of it
yet I don’t understand how you
can currently be on the internet.

www.cracked.com -A hilarious and
interesting place where you can
check out articles that are
guaranteed to catch your interest.

www.youtube.com -Again, you live
under a rock if you haven’t heard
of this site. Some of my favorite
youtuber’s are communitychannel,
The Midnight Beast, nigahiga,
Wongfu Productions, and
kinagrannis. If I remember more
later (there are plenty) I’ll update
this list..

www.fmylife.com -Entertaining if you
find humor in other peoples
misery. >

Sites I Occasionally Visit:

www.gamefaqs.com -Great for game
discussions, guides, and reviews.
failblog.org /failbook.failblog.org -
Funny sites to read when you
have free time.

www.notalwaysright.com -Great
entertaining stories about stupid
people, but will sometimes have
you shaking your head about the
fate of humanity and it’s stupidity.
^_
www.goodreads.com -This site is great
for reading enthusiasts. They have
pretty much every book ever
written so you can keep track of
everything you’ve read and find
other great books to read. All
books are rated and other users
post numerous reviews.

www.sixbillionsecrets.com -This whole
chain of site are great for
opening your eyes. I can only take
SBS in small doses because it can
get depressing. Plus some posts
are fake/overdramatic; not to be
insensitive. Also, some comments
can be harsh; even when people
need support, they harp on some
insignificant detail. I especially
like smartph-owned because it
has great comedy; but there are
some fakes here too.

www.thepioneerwoman.com /
bakerella.com -Cooking sites for
great recipes. PW has awesome
step-by-step picture guides.

Do you guys think I use the
computer WAY too much? Don’t
worry, I think so too.
You can add yours too.
Cheers

Wouldn't say anything until the strike is called off

Koolking: Subscribing...

Thanks Dude

You are welcome bros

Be like ALL THIS MONEY NA TO DEY KEEP WHEN WE ARE HERE Struggling for what to eat this night

ASUU meanwhile is being paid
for the five months they went
on strike. They collect their
salary for doing nothing yet
still hold the students to
ransom. Why can’t Dr Fagee
come out and say that? The
govt has shown evidence for
the 200billion paid to the CBN
account but the other reasons
given by ASUU is flimsy. 1)
Memorandum 2)Victimization
3)Attorney General. Are these
cogent reasons to still be on
stike? Can’t this be done while
schools have resumed?

I regret being a Nigerian. Mteeeewwww

Ismahill: Hmmn. There are two tinz involved. It's either i tink lyk Jonathan nd his ministers or i return 150Billion.

You really try if really you had return 150b

Chaleeee: If I hear!!!

Hahahaha please help the leaders of tomorrow to go back to school