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Op, you are sleep deprived...
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Though you caught me thinking with your points...... Women are wonderful

All the thiefs have "standby generators", why would they border! ......... If. The use of generators will be ban in Nigeria I "SWEAR" Nigerians will ENJOY 24/7 LIGHT LIKE MOST OF THE ADVANCEd COUNTIES THAT they don't have clueless, theifs, enemies of progress, selfish, murderer, 'illiterate like most of the politicians in Nigeria.....
..... Am weeping for my dear country.......
... Ya ALLAH/Almighty God, you know what to with them......... Save us from those murderer.

ok

Lecturing is a good job.. I like it....

johnmartus: your brain is injure that is why you cannot differentiate bad BTW good

I knew it.... Someone must quote me

Lordabas: our Presido returns in style with his juju made hat

is what. Makes him unique among his counterparts all over the world.

More

Welcome back Mr president...the commander in chief of the armed forces... Wish you rocket recovery...
Modified : Goodluck Ebele Jonathan till 2019........the best and humble president so far. But haters will never know...

We don't wanna hear anything like that's of "Russia scholarship students" taa... Continue

I hope Patrick Sawyer de the comedy movie?

Nice piece.. This is what I like reading on nairaland not "let's play a game of lie" and many boring topics

Xperia is a good product but is too expensive.

Interesting.... We learn new things everyday.

Upon all the amala, tuwo, eba, garri, etc. We we know carry first for that Kan tin, then de no get use. . Congrats

Op activated his wicked mind.... Hmm op want to take someone's picture to 'juju'.. Diaries Goduoooooo

Love is a death sentence oo

^^no discussion on my thread!

marieolae: I'm so sorry, but these compliments don't sound that bad to me anyway.

am sorry how old are you?

Wetin concise village masquerade with body perfume?... Thank God

If you say 'looking healthy', she hears
'fat'. Not happening. Here are avoidable
compliment errors guys tend to make
Can anyone go wrong when complimenting
a woman? No, right? But relationship
counsellors warn, more often than not,
women don't hear what you intend to tell
them, or hope to convey. They become
both, sensitive and speculative. Here are
common compliments that tend to
backfire.
(1)Looking young
Most women spend their entire teenage
lives putting on makeup and buying
clothes that made them look older. But
when they finally hit their 20s, they like
to dress young and so, want to hear just
that. But when you actually tell your 20-
something-girlfriend, 'looking young', she
thinks you are referring to her small
bust size. No woman wants to hear that
her bosom reminds you of the size
befitting a 14-year-old. Be careful with
the words there.
(2)You look pretty when you smile
What does that mean, she wonders. Does
this mean she isn't otherwise? Besides,
who walks around with a permanent grin
24/7. Being told to smile on command is
like being told to do a dance in front of
an audience. Women are not puppets.
Instead, their face will light up when you
actually make them laugh. So wor2 harder
on your witty quotient.
(3)I love your personality
This sounds like a wonderful compliment
to give. And your partner may probably
smile politely and thank you for your
words. But dating experts point out that
even if your woman has a dynamic
personality, or is a total geek, she may
still want to hear how gorgeous she is
and how you love her lustrous mane. So,
go ahead and tell her how her pretty face
compliments her amazing personality.
(4)You are different
Women hate to hear, 'You are not like the
other girls I have dated'. They have
spent most of their teenage years hoping
to stand out for the guy they have had a
crush on, hoping that they have that
'something special' that makes him
choose her over the rest. So while they
may initially blush, they will be quick to
realise the subtext: we are with a guy
who thinks all girls are rubbish, even if
we're apparently the exception. Not cool.
(5)You naive little one
No woman wants to hear that you think
of her as naive or innocent. Not only does
this mean you think of her as your little
sister (gulp), but the subtext is also that
she hasn't done anything that would
qualify as experience (read between the
lines). To prove you wrong, she might
spend the next few meetings bringing up
every edgy encounter she may had just
to prove you wrong.
(6)You know how to have a good
time
Even if it seems like an innocuous
comment to pass, and makes her sound
more fun and less boring, she thinks you
think that she's the one who'll be up for
endless nights of partying, watching
porn, and kinky sex, and sometimes,
'easy'. No woman wants to hear she
comes off as easy to get into bed. So,
sorry guys. Think of something better.
(7)You're too smart for a girl
Woah! That's being too chauvinistic.
Women in scientific and legal fields tend
to hear this sort of sexist comment too
often. It is the kind of stuff that a
woman with a mind should dump you for.
(Looking healthy
Of all the things, women are sensitive
about their weight. Even if your intention
is sincere and you mean well, what she
will hear is, 'you'd look better if you shed
a few kilos'. Avoid telling her she looks
healthy. Remember her ears hear, 'fat'.

My mum called me from the village around 4am, I was scared ......I know this is rumors but na to baf Ooo in case

It's true that 'unity is strength'..

Another anti Islam!
Please practice your religion and leave Islam and 'female' alone... That's non of your business.
....... Even if someone answer your questions, you're deaf and dumb to understand.......
Cheers

No time to say no time to read
But the color Make sense small

Which category you belong?

Put it inside freezer....... Anytime you want to take Akara, put them in a pot and boil it...............

Nice post
No. 13 is for me
Anything is possible

They never estimate the real thiefs like thiefnibu, Atiku, Obasanjo, IBB, Nyako and many more thief.... Na hustler dem de estimate him own....

picsure of you feeling the phone,browing and instagraming or i dontblivittttttttt

Boss: There are 50 bricks on an
aeroplane. If you drop 1 outside. How
many are left?
Employee: That's easy, 49.
Boss: What are the three steps to put an
elephant into a fridge?
Employee: Open the fridge. Put the
elephant in. Close the fridge
Boss: What are the four steps to put a
deer into the fridge?
Employee: Open the fridge. Take the
elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the
fridge.
Boss: It's lion's birthday, all animals are
there except one, why?
Employee: Because the deer is in the
fridge.
Boss: How does an old woman cross a
swamp filled with crocodiles?
Employee: She just crosses it because
the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday
Boss: Last question. In the end the old
lady still died. Why?
Employee: Er....I guess she
drowned....err...
Boss: No! She was hit by the brick fallen
from the aeroplane. That's the problem,
you are not focused on your job....You
may leave now!
Moral: 'No matter how much you know or
how much you are prepared. If your Boss
has decided to screw you then you are
surely screwed.'