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Mrs, Eve:
That okay Dsense. I am not available and I don't my husband will part too easy. He fought a dog for my love.

Rethink

Phate07:
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Dsense, are you a 'peter file'?
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No!!!. . . .But i castrate phychotic like you!

Mygoldie:
where is desense there?


and what's so cocky about mr-cork?

He's gone to bed

MzD@rkSkin:
[color=#0055bb]*stares @ D-Sense, and motions for him to hop in the pot too[/color]

You wouldn't wanna die this time

^^^ You have just finished her

OP.
What a thread

MzD@rkSkin:
[color=#0055bb]Can you tell me what STFU is the acronym for?

Yea. Put a CORK in your mouth! [/color]

No!!! . . . . But you jerkoffing with Mr Cock naked piche

OP.

Mygoldie:
Mr-cork only you na illiteracy




Desense?? where is the sense there?

Did you just clean up for monkey

MzD@rkSkin:
[color=#0055bb]^^I dont eat that part, D-Sense can have that piece

Just hop in this nice shiney pot for mama![/color]

You fantacy . . .Grab the chance

MzD@rkSkin:
[color=#0055bb]^^you can't stop can you?! [/color]

Yep . . We can't stop cause started it together

Mr, Cork:
D-Sense.  bro how can we turn this chicks to wifey materials or goood house wifes?  

is it ever posssible?  any sugggestions? They cuss too much

No way . . .she's bloody a wife material so shall remain  . . No restitution can be applied. . . It's portion

Mrs, Eve:
Dsense look like a big piece of Jamaican Jerked Chicken with pineapple souffle.

But you always claim you love me for who i am . . .  

Mr, Cork:
Mrs Eve is back from the toilet, the chick went to $hit

[size=30pt]Damn . . words[/size]

MzD@rkSkin:
[color=#0055bb]Ms.Eve took a SHiet and gave birff to fraternal twins: D-sense (green) and Mr.Cork (brown)![/color]

Bad gang!!!

^^^Starting a relatioship doesn't mean you must continue even you are not gratified with the condition. . . , If anything happens like you just mentioned then i will have to decide on my own!!!
But bleeping a girl is totally different . . .I don't need to befriend them but to just release the. . . . . . .and work away!!!

MzD@rkSkin:
[color=#0055bb]^^u still on crack?[/color]

Jerkoff

adagz 01:
Rabbit don run comot from cage he begin dey post crap around NL.

Mr, Cork:
D-Sense, and brother, pliss remind me to let us register: Mygoldie & MzDarkin for english classses.

They NEVEr EVER use full stop or commmma when they type

Can't stop laffing
Yeah we should!!!

MzD@rkSkin:
[color=#0055bb]^^chuck who? you are a rooster, second best to a chicken, let me chuck you in the nice Gumbo pot I just bought!  , D-Sense can watch as I tenderize your a&s.  [/color]

Titi Monkey

Mr, Cork:
AGGRED!! lets start with MaDarkin & MyGoldie. we need to chuck them in car wash

Perfect strategy . . . . , We should do that instantly

OP,
For me . . .I wouldn't date a girl untill we have befriended for atleast 1 year,So i have this talent that i can easily read people's minds ''Get closer to their attitudes'', at this same time would take my time checking her out physically.
So there wouldn't be anything a chance for hidding stuffs away from me!!!

Mr, Cork:
D-sense , bro the full moon is out. Nairaland females are turning against all males

Let's plan  set up against this puppies ''The girls''

MzD@rkSkin:
[color=#0055bb]We were talking about Mr.Cork's dumb arse, D-Sense.[/color]

May God slap you
Bloody titi monkey

Mrs, Eve:
What are you scared chump?

Now you need taking you pills

OP.
Nothing wrong with staring at another lady while on a date with some else . . . .But persistence is the issue!!

Mrs, Eve:
Dsense,

I have heard that before and trust me you can be gotten.

I believe in my ability . . . . You would never wanna try me

MzD@rkSkin:
[color=#0055bb]^^ Shut up about Yardie, you cunumunu!  [/color]

Mr, Cork:
***opens MYGoldie somali mouth & gives her yardie  french kiss ***

Mrs, Eve:
Mygoldie,

May sure you bite the living hell out that k manliness! And spit it back to him!

Are the girls turning this to a fight against men?

Mrs, Eve:
Your secret is safe with me.

You have always been displaying my secrets outa everywhere. . . . .No trust anymore!!

Mrs, Eve:
Good the feeling is mutual!

Sick Titi Monkey

MzD@rkSkin:
[color=#0055bb]And I thot the Naija gold diggers, you told me about, robbed you of cent to your name. . .all three pennies!   [/color]

Ogunfe

Mrs, Eve:
I am prepped for surgery at this moment. NO thanks.

Undergoing abortion

Mrs, Eve:
Like I hypnotized you?

You wish
I'm powerful than you can ever envisage

Mrs, Eve:
I heard you have a k manliness, Mr cock.

[size=30pt]Damn . . . . Word!!! [/size]

^^I don't love you

OP.
You should be executed!!!

OP.
I would definitely settle with the Honest and lovely one ''My taste''!!!
Meanwhile mine taste is never based on being polished or whatever but others,Which are very important for the success of the relationship.

Mrs, Eve:
What you mean "I am ripping my husband off"? How am I doing that if he is offering to pay? What the hell?

You be thief . . . .You no dey work? . . .Pay whenver on outing even he insists to pay the bill!!

@MazD sweetie . . .Longest time . . .Great you are fine!!
I even thought those Jamaican ragtag have kidnaped you.

Mrs, Eve:
Thanks for the compliment. My husband's opinion of me matters the most.

Eeyeah . .I pity the poor man
He must have been going through alot of punishments that he can't tell you that fact

Mrs, Eve link=topic=583860.msg7510869#ms
g7510869 date=1294774565]My husband pays for everything when we go on dates. He is too traditional so me pulling out my wallet to pay for a bagel is not in his VOCABULARY. I don't mind paying for poo, but I knew that was out of the question when I married my husband. He let me know HE THE MAN and I let him think he is.[/quote]Continue ripping your man off . . . . God sees you
[quote author=MzD@rkSkin:
[color=#0055bb]@op what do you mean how would they feel? the way the world is now, that is the norm! [/color]

Weeder Jamaican . . .What's good

violent:
It's my own perspective, and I am not obliged to always respect other views!

What do you mean by not obliged to respesct other views? . . . . .So it means when you don't support other views and the next thing to do is calling them names?
How do you think? . . . . .I'm speechless!!!
Nairaland is indeed full of  . . .  . . .  

^^Jerkoff