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MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0066ff]190, D-sense & Phate

hi guys! [/color]

Hi Love
Did you dream of me

REALITY419,
What do i get if find you prick dawg?

Chima,
Where you plying Video Game or getting . . .

Dear friend
I know that this mail will be a big surprise to you, please consider it and accept it with deep sense of humility.
I have a business which will be beneficial to both of us. the amount of money involved is [$ 7.7m] which i want to transfer out of the country to your bank account, all to my financial benefit and yours too. and also to take my wife abroad for treatment of liver damage.

This money is owned by a man called Jin Sun, a business commercialist in west-African regions. he has been dead since four years ago and since then, no claim has been placed on his bank account balance.

I want to transfer this money out of the country but such fund cannot be transferred without a next of kin attached to the fund.
The fund could be transferred in these way; you shall present yourself as a business associate to the deceased person[Jin Sun] as details shall be that you are the care-taker business associate to Mr. Jin Sun and his properties.
I shall make available to you materials and information with which a successful claim shall be placed on the fund.

I shall also be your guidance and instructor throughout the duration of this transaction so as to ensure a swift and sure transfer of the fund to your bank account as to your benefits, you shall be entitled to 40% of this fund for your co-operation in this transaction while 5% will be set aside for expenses incurred during the course of this transaction.

So if you are interested, send a reply to me immediately.
Awaiting for your urgent response.
Best regards,
Mohammed Aziz
This is what i get from MOFOS . . .I'm tired ooo

OP.
Does she ever exist?

Can't you guys talk bout great stars,Like Legends?. . . .hmmmmmmmmm?

I still much prefer Romance Section to all these poo

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

REALITY101:
190 I still believe he will be found. . . . D sense you sound better today, I hope you don't go drinking that condense kitty juice again

Tell you girlfriend to bring her puzzy back if i won't do her like yesterday

^^No body go back

Phathead i posted mine in there . . .Go and laff

1. A french man came 2 Niaja n met a love-peddler.
She was a gud bleep so he made a deal wit her 2 b wit him tru out his stay n pay her on d last day.
He paid her in dollars n she saw him off to d airport.
He came 2 say bye n wit a wickd smile whispered
'La Dollar la fake'!
She smiled bk n whisperd
La kitty la aids.

2. After being in prison for 15 years, a man escapes. He breaks into a house to look for money & guns but finds a young couple in bed. He orders the man out of the bed ties him to a chair. He tied the girl to the bed and kisses her neck. Then he gets up & goes into the bathroom. The husband tells his wife: "Listen,this guy's a dangerous escaped convict! He probably hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants to sleep wit You,don't resist,don't complain,do whatever he tells you or he might kill us. Be strong, honey. I Love You." The wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I LOVE YOU TOO

3. Queen,Bush & OBJ die con go Hell. Queen say "I mis UK, I wan cal UK". She mak 5min cal ask "devil, hw much? Devil say, £800.
'Bush' shout say meself wan cal US". Hin mak 3mins cal ask hw much? Devil say na, "$2500".
OBJ self vex meself wan cal 9ja oh Abeg'. wan talk 2Gudluck, Atiku,Evrybody". OBJ talk 4bout 15hrs ask devil, hw much? Devil say 5naira, OBJ dey surprisd ask why na?Devil say "Hell to Hell, na local call,

funny

Chima what you doing here ? . . . .You like anything like despoiling,Violating . . .Why

chi-baby:
Well the question is which would u go for given only the two options on the 1st page

Keep deceiving urself u hear?

Deceiving myself? . . . .Let's date for weeks and i ll surely teach you more than you can ever expect . .I know you can't cook

Serious . . .Joke Section?
Ok I think i ll check it out too . . . Too far to get there though

Honestly i don't get all these BS you people post as topics . . .WTF

^^^ . . .Now you are smart than i think
I'm back since . . . .up to 4 weeks now ''i assume''
They are as ugly as you are

May You get violated by Obasanjo

Ogunfe . . .Long time , Howdy

So who are you supporting me or Desholah?

Me ofcourse .  .right?

What's Animality? . . . .Animation you mean? . . . . .Your head is always smelling of Woman pantie

OP.
You should make you sure you return her money back if you can't serve her needs

Why have you been collecting money from her if you can't gratify her demands?

Please be gentle and please her to the bit!!!

Who knows? may be she wants you for Spiritual Mission

OP,
IMHO,
I wouldn't choose to date my bestfriend to another girl i have feelings for ''I made the mistake and wouldn't repeate it''.He

loves her but would be perfect if he can stick to the friendship solely and never to upgrade it. . . . . ,

At the same time,He can take the gumption and let her know bout his feelings for her ,Possibly the girl might have the same

feelings for him and from there things could work out perfectly.

But to me , . .Friends should remain Friends ''He's gonna gain alot being her frind not her fiance'' . . . .I'm not against if they date but wouldn't do that!!!

OP.
That's where they find their pleasure ,So why not giving them their rights!!!
Though taking it back home ''Nigeria'' the girls base their make ups expenses on their men which is no fair enough . . .Westerners (Women) believe these kinda expenses should be taken care of independently ''I mean from their wages''.
Unfortunately the opposite occurs to most Nigerian girls . . . . .I'm never against Make ups but the way most Nigerian girls take it .

OP.
Not Real.