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ComputersHelp:fingerprint Scanners Info by dsurrogat(op): 9:51pm On Mar 12, 2012
please i purchased an fingerprint reader hardware but when it captures my finger print it saves as either RAW or BMP...i am confused on what format to save in case i want to used it to develop a fingerprint detection and verification software...can BMP images be analysed?

Kindly assist me

Thank you
PoliticsTerrorist In Nigeria Kills Briton And Italian by dsurrogat(op): 9:10pm On Mar 08, 2012
nigeriaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, chaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii how can we survive this fanatism
CelebritiesRe: Flavor N'abania Engaged And Expecting A Baby: by dsurrogat: 9:52pm On Feb 22, 2012
people are commiting f.o.rnication anyhow in the name of celebrity, small fame,small money,small noise, WHEN PUNISHMENT WILL START, they will regret their actions
RomanceRe: I'm In Love With A Very Good Man, But I'm Losing It by dsurrogat: 10:19pm On Feb 20, 2012
everyone has a problem, but its better to marry a jealoused man than someone that will dash u HIV for free
RomanceRe: The Psychology Of A Woman by dsurrogat(op): 12:32am On Feb 18, 2012
pendo89:
Lemmie help you.
Never try to understand a woman,scientifically,socially,spiritually or any other ally.
Adam failed and so did John the revelotor.
Just take women as they come and treat them as individuals cz I also don't understand me sometimes.
but how come that i understand you WHICH MEANS u are not really a woman, abi?
RomanceRe: Is It True? by dsurrogat: 10:20pm On Feb 17, 2012
trolls, heheheheheheeheheheheheh
RomanceRe: Is It True? by dsurrogat: 9:37pm On Feb 17, 2012
Divine@:
is it true that when men has not sex for a long period of time they release very quick? why and how do women make them stay longer and strong
it is true, a woman can make a man stay longer but first buying him a chicken let him try with agric chickens, he will infact stay forever
RomanceThe Psychology Of A Woman by dsurrogat(op): 9:16pm On Feb 17, 2012
Sometimes we men make a lot of assumptions when dealing with women and this assumptions affect our relationship with women greatly, read this analysis in my own reasoning
Assume A womans RATING is 100, this means she will confortably date MEN whose rating are 101-1000000, so if ur personal rating is 1000 and u meet a woman whose rating is 100 u guys will date normally, but later u will discover that there are compactibilty issues e.g u are looking for money to buy food and pay NEPA bills while she is busy looking for who to PING and "shat" with on BB etc etc now the 1000 rated man will freak out on the 100 rated woman she will throw tantrums and they will eventually break up, BUT BUT Two month later the 1000 rated man will see the woman dating a 120 rated MAN that is a whooping difrrence of more that 800 BUT SINCE THE WOMAN IS 100 she DOSENT HAVE ANY PROBLEM DATING A MAN OF 120 rating, BUT THE 1000 RATED MAN CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHY A 100 RATED WOMAN WILL DUNM HIM or break up with him for a 120 rated man, BUT UNKNOWN TO HIM THAT IS HOW A WOMAN THINKS, this is why girls will break away from educated men and marry illeterated who dont care about them, SO WE MEN SHOULD LEARN THAT U DONT HAVE TO OVER GIVE TO A WOMAN just to impress them, just give them their level, because to a woman BoTH 1000 and 120 Rating means the same to them as long as she is 100 rated.
CareerMy Story: From Hand To Mouth To Mouth To Hand by dsurrogat(op): 4:46pm On Feb 17, 2012
i use to work for a company where i work from 7AM to 8PM and at the end of the day my boss will still insult me and f, k me up and sometimes will not pay my salary for months, even though i was collecting 80k monthly i discovered that salary life is terrible cos u spend all on TP,crises mgt etc and u can hardly save for two years i was there i was almost living from hand to mouth, THEN ONE DAY AFTER LISTEINIGN TO DR David Oyedepo i charged and decided enough is enough of slavery and i RESIGNED my job and resgtered my private company, the short of the long story is like joke like play i hit a contract of 2 million in an ICT software firm IN ONE MONTH i bought whet i didnt have for two years, leather chairs,Plasma,HDMI DVD home theatre,core i3 laptop, printers, BB, and now about buying a land etc and more jobs has been coming in, so my people DONT BE AFRAID OF TAKING TEPS OF FAITH COS IT PAYS
RomanceRe: Guys,gifts And Motvies by dsurrogat(op): 3:57pm On Feb 15, 2012
yep, straight
RomanceRe: Guys,gifts And Motvies by dsurrogat(op): 3:23pm On Feb 15, 2012
yea, but not ALL GUYS but based on what i saw with my eyes dis val, i can say that, so if ur guy is overspending on a girl THAT IS ALREADY HAPPY, it only means he his actually being motivated by SOMETHING DIFFERENT FROM LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP e.g GUILT
RomanceGuys,gifts And Motvies by dsurrogat(op): 3:08pm On Feb 15, 2012
When a guy is cheating on his babe HE USUALLY OVERSPENDS ON VAL day for her just to blind her to his evil deeds,
RomanceHelp I Caused A Problem Between Man N Wife by dsurrogat(op): 7:22pm On Feb 08, 2012
I sent an sms to my happily married ex, all i wrote was "hello Hny" (happy nu yr) d husband freak out and slapped her that Hny means honey, she cald me n was crying, i waz dumbfounded, she told me to kal her man n explain to him, she is 24 n he his 25 yrs old
RomanceRe: What Are Some Creative Ways To Say 'i Love You'? by dsurrogat: 4:18pm On Feb 03, 2012
I opened her bag,stole her money n replaced it with a condom n left a note "just to say i love u see what i bought 4u, cheers"
PoliticsRe: News Flash:abu Qaqa,boko Haram Spokesman Arrested by dsurrogat: 8:32am On Feb 02, 2012
The person they arrested was a surrogat volunteer,
PoliticsRe: News Flash:abu Qaqa,boko Haram Spokesman Arrested by dsurrogat: 8:31am On Feb 02, 2012
The person they arrested was a volunteer,
CrimeRe: A Bus Loaded With Explosives Was Intercepted In Abuja Metropolis Yesterday by dsurrogat: 7:44am On Jan 29, 2012
They ALWAYS END UP ESCAPING, dat wat we hear everytime, suspects escape, escape, escape, shame on GEJ n his incompetent cops
WebmastersRe: Fireworks Vs Photoshop by dsurrogat: 12:40pm On Jan 24, 2012
U cant compare fireworks to photoshop, fireworks is for novice while designing in photoshop is for professionals especially if u knw ow to use slice tool n CSS, if u want to learn more u kan holla me
RomanceSuccess Wit Women by dsurrogat(op): 11:10pm On Jan 23, 2012
1.Never advice a woman because she wil fall in love with you instead.
2.Never explain anything to a woman because she not listening rather shes feeling
3.Never engage a woman in "selective honesty" e.g baby i want u to know dat i smoke, she wil like u BUT marry ur house boy instead.
4.Never EVER expect a woman to read in between the lines because Her EMOTIONS overrides her capacity to reason.
5.A woman prefers a seductive "i hate u" than a scream "i love u " cos she dosent HEAR she only LISTENS.
6.The more beautiful a woman is d more paranoid she becomes n d less intelligent she may end.
RomanceRe: Case Closed!!! by dsurrogat: 10:54pm On Jan 23, 2012
Many couples on nairaland are copulating only to give birth to the "saggy-cappy" monster kids dat d prophecy spoke about million of years ago
RomanceRe: Men Hardly Get Pleased by dsurrogat: 11:15pm On Jan 22, 2012
chillaz:
Go to hell and inquire, #NoHardFellings
INOTHER WORDS
CHILLAZ IS A GHOSTRYDER, The spirit of vengeance from HELL, coming to tell us how MEN BEHAVE WHEN THER ARE IN HELL, this is earth dear
PoliticsRe: Almost 24 Hours And Not A Single Statement From The Fg by dsurrogat: 4:43pm On Jan 21, 2012
GEJ called me on phone him say "norring dey happen say the kano bambings all is a rumour"
PoliticsRe: Casualty Figures Exceed 100 In Kano Attack. by dsurrogat: 1:56pm On Jan 21, 2012
NPF talk say na 7 people, hafiz rigging
PoliticsStop Insulting Gej by dsurrogat(op): 1:27pm On Jan 21, 2012
Please let us STOP INSULTING MR PRESIDENT, DIS IS Y BOKOHARAM AND CO are trying to take him for granted, stop calling him a retardeen etc HE IS OUR NO 1 CITIZEN AND MUST BE RESPECTED, if u call ur head a re.t.ard THEN WE D BODY ARE ALL MICRO-TARDS, Be warned!!!
FamilyRe: Married But Fond Of Another Man by dsurrogat: 3:22pm On Jan 18, 2012
U are not a slut, but u are trying to solve your problem by creating a bigger one for some other innocent person, problems dont solve problems
FamilyRe: Married But Fond Of Another Man by dsurrogat: 1:07pm On Jan 18, 2012
Lady winona I AM A MAN OF OVER 30YRS LET ME TELL U THE TRUTH
1.Dont decieve ur self thinking u are SPECIAL TO DAT GUY,a man can do ANYTHING FOR SEX, Al d care,love,attn he giving u wil vanish d day he messes u up, Not dat HE HIS WICKED OR BAD BUT DAT JUST D NATURE OF GUYS,
2.He wont tolerate his wife f.uckng up as u ave done, meaning HE HAS ALREADY LOST RESPECT 4u, dnt get carried away by his courtsey EVEN ME AS A GUY I SHOW COURTSEY TO PIGS DAT DOSENT MEAN, i admire dem,
So dont tink u can change a law of 7000yrs wit ur short, n tiny brain, try n develope it wit realism
PoliticsRe: Alison-madueke Double Standards: Photos Of Son’s Private Jet Lifestyle by dsurrogat: 11:48am On Jan 18, 2012
O yel maneyyyyyyy!!

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