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RomanceRe: In Love With Two Men by dsurrogat: 4:33pm On Sep 30, 2011
That is why u have twO JUGZZZZZZZZ
RomanceRe: In Love With Two Men by dsurrogat: 4:32pm On Sep 30, 2011
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RomanceRe: Please I Really Need Answers by dsurrogat: 4:29pm On Sep 30, 2011
he e.ja.c.ulates on the floor
RomanceRe: Selfish Ladies by dsurrogat(op): 10:15am On Sep 27, 2011
na igbo girl sha
RomanceRe: I Got Him Wit Another Girl In Bed by dsurrogat: 12:40pm On Sep 26, 2011
as soon as u test POSITIVE u will know what to do
RomanceSelfish Ladies by dsurrogat(op): 12:35pm On Sep 26, 2011
Ladies kindly check yourselves before its too late, I HAVE DATED PLENTY GIRLS AND THE REASON I DIDNT MARRY ANYONE OF THEM IS because OF THEIR SELFISHNESS, I dated a girl for more than ONE YEAR and i spent nd spent and spent UNKNOWN TO ME A YEAR OF TORRENTIAL SPENDING HAS PASSED WHEN I DISCOVERED THAT THIS LADY DOSENT EVEN KNOW THE NAME OF MY WORKING PLACE,NOR ANY MEMBER OF MY FAMILY, SHE DOSENT EVEN KNOW THE NAME OF MY STATE OF ORIGIN, I was so f, king pissed THAT WITH ONE SMS I BROKE UP WITH HER, IT WAS SO SUDDEN THAT SHE CRIED AND CRIED AND CRIED BUT NO WAY, LADIES PLS STOP BEING SELFISH, brazillaian a.s.s,brazillian braids,brazillina BB, please lean to GIVE also not only o.r.g.sms (MOSTLY FAKED)BUT ALSO GIVING IN material gifts and CARE else NO MAN will marry u
RomanceRe: Reasons You Are Not Married by dsurrogat: 12:22pm On Sep 26, 2011
Ladies
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Reveals UN House Bomber’s Name by dsurrogat: 7:27pm On Sep 01, 2011
so
if the guy died in the bomb blast, WHO THEN ARE THE POLICE CLAIMING ARE SUSPECTS, na dead body dem was arrest
RomanceRe: This Is My True Story by dsurrogat: 9:34am On Aug 26, 2011
Mr Samix

God looks at the heart IF DEEP IN YOUR HEART U WANT THE BEST FOR THIS GIRL BUT SHE SANCTIMONIOUSLY LEFT U UNDER THE DESGUISE OF SMOKING , let her go and marry her non-smoker, i know guys who dont smoke but sleep around SHE IS IMMATURE
RomanceDrunkness,disguise And Deception by dsurrogat(op): 8:40am On Aug 26, 2011
I read the thread by TPM saying "i was careless",

LET ME TELL YOU GUYS SOMETHING, if a DRUNK MAN tells u " I WILL BREAK YOUR HEAD" ITS BECAUSE HE ALREADY HAS IT ON HIS MIND,
Why are we Nigerians so sick thinking everyone is a fool, IF YOU WERE REALLY DRUNK WHY DIDN'T YOU GO SIT ON A OVEN,OR WHY DIDN'T YOU USE KEROSENE TO MAKE INDOMINE, but IT WAS YOUR COMPOUND GIRL YOU WERE f, king SIMPLE, you already had LUST IN YOUR HEART, the alcohol was just a catalyst, BESIDE any girl that will GRAB YOUR BOTTOM MUST HAVE ALREADY, been flirting with you, SO f, k it AND SHUT UP and break up from the innocent girl
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Confesses Her Love To Another Man by dsurrogat: 4:47pm On Aug 24, 2011
i had a challenge like this once and i called a Friend of mine who is an igbo girl from owerri, when i told her what heppened she simply looked at me and called my name three times "charles,charles charlesssssssssssssssss" i answered her "yes", why are you behaving like a boy, she said THIS IS WHY SHE LIKES IGBO MEN THAT IF IT IS AN IGBO MAN THAT SEES "I LOVE YOU SMS" ON his fiancee phone, HE THROWS HER OUT, without a feeling of regret, and the shame of her being dumped will haunt the girl forever and even if the new man got to know that she has been flung out, HE WILL HATE THE FACT THAT HE HIS DATING SOMEONE VORMIT, he will just f, k her badly and also throw her out, SO MAN THIS IS THE SECRET
DUMP HER LIKE HOT KNIFE PASSING THROUGH BUTTER, remember the words of robert greene "disdain is the best revenge", look for a better girl
RomanceRe: My Wonder Girl by dsurrogat(op): 8:04am On Aug 23, 2011
see peeps she told me last night that, she docent wanna date a guy that looks like her OPPOSITES ATTRACT she says IF SHE MEETS A SELF-RIGHTEOUS GUY THE GUY WONT APPRECIATE HER and that the only thing she cant tolerate if lack of hygiene and woman beater, but to her all dose naughty things and realitykings website i browse will soon fade away, by the way she is pretty and i have known her for three years, but we just started dating not too long, like she said SHE ATTRACTED TO ME and i must keep on being ME, AND WHENEVER I AM angry at her SHE KILLS ME ANYTIME SHE TELLS ME "I am sowie", it makes me feel ashmaned and embarrased
RomanceRe: My Wonder Girl by dsurrogat(op): 4:03pm On Aug 22, 2011
men i am not daydreaming and to ur utmost surprise SHE is even reading this post and laughing at all u, God gave me a gift in her and there aint norring u can do about it, she no dorrmat SHE IS JUST THE "ONE"
RomanceRe: My Wonder Girl by dsurrogat(op): 3:12pm On Aug 22, 2011
@sexkillz, U KEEP PREACHING WHAT U DONT BELIEVE, u are the one really day dreamin
RomanceMy Wonder Girl by dsurrogat(op): 1:11pm On Aug 22, 2011
my life will never be the same again becasue i just meet this girl she is 23 yrs and very preety from IMO state
1.She dosent complain if she sees me with other girls
2.She dosent comaplain if she seems me watching mojo
3.She dosent compalin if my room is dirty, she just cleans it up
4.She dosent complain is i dont make love to her or if i do
5.She dosent complain if i stay late nights
6.She dosent complain is she seed nasty sms on my phone, she quietly deletes them AND INFORMS ME
, she only complains if i dont tell her "good morning" cos she told me that SHE CAN DO ANYTHING FOR A MAN WHO RESPECTS HER and that HE LIKES MINDING HER BUSINESS, she told me that IF I AM BEING NAUGHTY THAT ONE DAY MY COMMOM SENCE WILL CHANGE ME BUT THAT THE REASON WHY SHE LOVES ME IS BEST KNOWN TO HER ALONE,
with the way she is going with me I THINK I WILL STAY FAITHFUL TO HER, she embarrass me with her character, she even called one of her girl friends to follow e to the market because she needed to rush home to see her mum, SHE IS SO SECURED AND NO PARANOIA,
RomanceToo Much Of Everything Is Bad by dsurrogat(op): 9:27am On Aug 18, 2011
The fastest way to lose your magic is to over-papmer a lady,
RomanceRe: Never Idealise A Woman by dsurrogat(op): 12:45pm On Aug 17, 2011
hahahahahahahahahahahah LWKMD

meeeeeeeeeeeeee rejected, WHO BORN DAT PERSON, NO WOMAN BORN OF MAN CAN REJECT ME, except if i am trying to "use my BIGZ to ENTER a door that too small" then i can welcome the rejection becasue i wont reduce my, just to fit
RomanceRe: Never Idealise A Woman by dsurrogat(op): 12:25pm On Aug 17, 2011
@Long one
The good one is the one that i like, BUT
The better one is the one that comes later
The best one is the one that STAYS
RomanceRe: Never Idealise A Woman by dsurrogat(op): 12:16pm On Aug 17, 2011
horseshit or CHIMPGAS, i just changed the desktop of my phone to "GUY FOCUS ON YOUR SELF NOT ANYONE ELSE"
RomanceRe: Never Idealise A Woman by dsurrogat(op): 12:09pm On Aug 17, 2011
i even met a girl who told me once that "guy u are perfect but the only thing i dont like about u is that u DONT Drink", hahahah
i have been i 5 relationships I HAVE NEVER CHEATED ON A WOMAN BEFORE, but these girls DUMP ME for me decency
RomanceNever Idealise A Woman by dsurrogat(op): 11:35am On Aug 17, 2011
There is NOTHING ONE WOMAN HAS THAT OTHERS DONT, A woman might have big bo.obs but small brain, a woman might have Msc but do sent even know ow to say sorry, a woman might have the as.ss to die for but is dirty,
ALL OF THEM HAVE errors, so seeing a woman as almighty is weakness for a man, if one goes A BETTER ONE WILL ALWAYS COME, I use to laugh at guys who talks about emotions, EMOTIONS FOR A MAN is the crack in his defense, as soon as a woman makes your knees knock you have be "DE-masculinized"
as for me THE ONLY WOMAN I WILL WORSHIP IS MY MUM AND THE ONE I HAVE PUT A "RING ON", a woman perfection is when she becomes YOU WIFE, not her clothes,her k.egs,her cum,her juice,her certificate,her slang, NOPE BUT A WOMAN WHO IS REASONABLE ENOUGH TO SAY "LET US GET MARRIED", then and only then SHOULD U GIVE HER YOU ALL
CelebritiesRe: Loon And Islam by dsurrogat(op): 9:08pm On Aug 05, 2011
loon+fanatic=lunatic
CelebritiesLoon And Islam by dsurrogat(op): 11:01pm On Aug 03, 2011
wHAT A CONVERSION, which is the way?there is no in-between,once u enter,

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