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PoliticsRe: Developing Story: Labour To Meet At 1pm by dsurrogat: 1:24pm On Jan 16, 2012
GEJ victorious at last yahooooo
RomanceRe: okay convo is over by dsurrogat: 10:05pm On Jan 14, 2012
Hehehehe grin grin grin grin grin I kant stop laughing wich kind of threat is dis?, my sister just PRAY DAT D GUY IS A Photoshop rookie because if he is a pro, gbam!!!popsie and momsie wil use bluetooth to do u deliverance grin grin grin Dnt let dis sympathizers decieve u, beyonce and serena williams can escape because pple already knw their physical structure,booty n milk shake, but u NOBODY KNOW u,n cant defend dat your head dosent belong to "new body" d guy wan dash u, d best ting is to either BEG d guy or report him to AMNESTY INTL or d police b4 he f.cks u up!!!
RomanceRe: Help!she dosent trust Me by dsurrogat(op): 6:30pm On Jan 14, 2012
@lesbianboy
u are an illiterate WHAT MAKES U THINK THE LADY IM REFERING DOES NOT FAL INTO UR DIKTIONARY MEANING OF "DIVA", DID I TEL U SHE IS A MECHANIC OR A NURSE?do u knw her trade?do u knw her profesn?do u know her ANYTHING b4 u open ur mouth and play FUC.KNG oxford,
RomanceHelp!she dosent trust Me by dsurrogat(op): 11:20pm On Jan 13, 2012
Im 27 nd dating dis 23yr old diva, ave done al i can but she dosent trust me, she sayz am her world, but wen i come home n see my clothes scattered, n i ask her wat she looking for,she wil say nothing, then wen am about to start laughing she wil burst into tears saying she dosent trust me n d look in my eyes, i feel like brkng up but on d other hand i feel i can fix dis, wat is she seeing in my eyes?im stunned
RomanceRe: I Now Undastand by dsurrogat: 8:49pm On Jan 05, 2012
maybe they used an elixir
RomanceRe: Learn Dont Trust A Lady Unless: by dsurrogat: 6:38pm On Jan 04, 2012
I had such similar experience too, TERRIBLE, but not as worse as this sha, grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: My Love Story by dsurrogat: 10:25am On Jan 04, 2012
@tishat
I think you have a bi-polar personality disorder
RomanceRe: Help Me Plsssssssssssss by dsurrogat(op): 12:35pm On Jan 02, 2012
@ merge
yea yea guess u are right, don't blame me though, our pride and ego as men can be very obsessive sometimes, u know the problem is that all dis "bold-2 and curve-10" chicks nowadays usually think that the fact that a guy has money makes him smarter and more intelligent than the ones who are just average, its intimidating when a woman thinks like that near u. and u watch this mis-conception grow into a social epidemic, ALSO, they believe that NOBILITY AND GOOD CHARACTER is juts a cover up for LACK OF FUNDS, cos rich guys are always rude and dont give two, f, c.uk for them, so
RomanceHelp Me Plsssssssssssss by dsurrogat(op): 12:23pm On Jan 02, 2012
I am confused, i have been dating this diva for like six months now and she says she loves me so much, but there is this  dude who just finished pilot training in the US and works as a pilot in russia toasting her, the guy has money, he just bought a car ,  and he sprays cash like no man business.but for me, i dont even have a stable Job and am a freelance, but my woman claims ITS me she loves, not that guy, NOW WHAT I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE IS that is it POSSIBLE for  A WOMAN OF TODAY TO TURN DOWN CASH FOR LOVE, honestly i dont have confidence in the whole, sh, i, t anymore,
PoliticsCrises In Ebonyi: 50 People Killed: Www.aljazeera.com by dsurrogat(op): 11:28pm On Dec 31, 2011
please put it on the front page let us get update on this information just reported by aljazeera,
RomanceRe: My Girl Is Distracted by dsurrogat: 2:29pm On Dec 05, 2011
@freecocoa, na so ooo the guy dey even ask me to XPLAIN,
RomanceRe: My Girl Is Distracted by dsurrogat: 10:07am On Dec 05, 2011
yes my man, i use to see the two of you together eating choco-milo whenever u go on dates, and even my friends that i consult for too, use to see you and that lady tooo, infact my boss saw her when she came out of the guy she use to sleep over in his house, so its ok , MUMUUUUUUUUUUUU tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
BusinessRe: Motorcycles (Okadas) Banned Nationally From December 31, 2011? by dsurrogat: 4:55pm On Dec 02, 2011
no wonder his wife WE ALLL HAVE AIDS, NONSENCE U CANT CREATE JOBS AND U ARE TAKING IT AWAY FROM INNOCENT PEOPLE, These guys are just ,
RomanceShe Dosent Like "neat" Guys: That They G..AY by dsurrogat(op): 5:47pm On Nov 25, 2011
i just meet a lady who says she hates a guy who is too neat and organised, she told me that whenever she goes to visit her ex, the guy's house is so neat, towels neatly hanged,clothes neatly hung, kitchen perfectly arranged,sitting room smelling of lavender, she said somehow she dosent feel comfortable and feels like her presence is not needed in the house, she said the site of her seeing the guy cooking with apron use to turn her stomach and she left eventually.

i really didn't know what to tell her. I asked her if that why she left, she said honestly, that it not that she felt intimidated, but she feels guys who are too neat are G.AA.Y r OR BI-S.XU.AL, na wa oooooooooooo, all my attempts to explain to her that neat guys are not fagg.ots failed
RomanceRe: Y Ugly Girls Are Getting More Happier N Succesful by dsurrogat(op): 7:33pm On Nov 13, 2011
I knw dat it is nt BB or FB that makes people happy, i saw a babe wit d hottest a.ss(et) today afta church but i wasnt intersted cos beauty is vain but "d woman that fears d lord shal be praised"
CelebritiesRe: Jim Iyke Arraigned In Court Over N15m Fraud by dsurrogat: 8:49am On Nov 12, 2011
shebi him buy one monster ride and we carry am for face for nairaland, all dis 419 boyz, but prosecutor self na ohanaze ndigbo and the woman na boko haramness, so let the show down begin
RomanceRe: Y Ugly Girls Are Getting More Happier N Succesful by dsurrogat(op): 8:01pm On Nov 08, 2011
Calling a girl "ugly" is nt an insult even bible says rachael was fair to luk upon while leah had "dull eyes" so just learn d lesson n dnt swallow d seeds wen u eat d orange else dat orange wil be ur last
RomanceY Ugly Girls Are Getting More Happier N Succesful by dsurrogat(op): 7:40pm On Nov 08, 2011
Of recent that i attended like 6 weddings it is ugly girls dat are getting married while d beautiful ones are doing brides maid n jumping up n down to catch rubber flowers for luck of finding husband, now a days u c yello a.sses walking n littering d street in groups cos guyz are no longer interested, while u wil see "shrek" kind of babes gettng married to rich dudes (engrs,bankers,oil company guys etc) i tink its empty pride that worrying dose so kall BB addicts,FB jobless divas
RomanceRe: Why Are You Getting Married? by dsurrogat: 2:05pm On Oct 22, 2011
so dat i can f, c, k and still go to paradiseeeeeeeeeeeee without having to blow up wif a bomb
FamilyRe: Husbands: Does Your Wife Kneel Down To Greet You In The House? by dsurrogat: 2:14pm On Oct 15, 2011
sexkills why is you blood always hot, always looking to be the first to expose your juvenile aggression when [size=14pt]men[/size] are talking, are u a [size=14pt]software of a human being sef[/size], lol
RomanceRe: I Love Her But Want To Break Up Cos She Too Sluggish by dsurrogat(op): 9:01am On Oct 11, 2011
@Da_b¤§§, hey Mr. nameless did i invite you here?
RomanceRe: I Love Her But Want To Break Up Cos She Too Sluggish by dsurrogat(op): 8:25am On Oct 11, 2011
i dont even know if she has a yansh, she too sluggish
RomanceRe: I Love Her But Want To Break Up Cos She Too Sluggish by dsurrogat(op): 8:16am On Oct 11, 2011
honestly it not a make up THIS IS WHAT AM EXPERIENCING its not funny, @sexkillz NOPE its another girl am dating not that one, that one was a thief ooooooooooooooooo
RomanceI Love Her But Want To Break Up Cos She Too Sluggish by dsurrogat(op):
im in
SportsRe: AFCON Qualifier: Nigeria Vs Guinea Conakry (2 - 2) On 8th October 2011 by dsurrogat: 3:25pm On Oct 08, 2011
dilluminati please can i be ur guy?

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