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GEJ victorious at last yahooooo |
Hehehehe I kant stop laughing wich kind of threat is dis?, my sister just PRAY DAT D GUY IS A Photoshop rookie because if he is a pro, gbam!!!popsie and momsie wil use bluetooth to do u deliverance Dnt let dis sympathizers decieve u, beyonce and serena williams can escape because pple already knw their physical structure,booty n milk shake, but u NOBODY KNOW u,n cant defend dat your head dosent belong to "new body" d guy wan dash u, d best ting is to either BEG d guy or report him to AMNESTY INTL or d police b4 he f.cks u up!!! |
@lesbianboy u are an illiterate WHAT MAKES U THINK THE LADY IM REFERING DOES NOT FAL INTO UR DIKTIONARY MEANING OF "DIVA", DID I TEL U SHE IS A MECHANIC OR A NURSE?do u knw her trade?do u knw her profesn?do u know her ANYTHING b4 u open ur mouth and play FUC.KNG oxford, |
Im 27 nd dating dis 23yr old diva, ave done al i can but she dosent trust me, she sayz am her world, but wen i come home n see my clothes scattered, n i ask her wat she looking for,she wil say nothing, then wen am about to start laughing she wil burst into tears saying she dosent trust me n d look in my eyes, i feel like brkng up but on d other hand i feel i can fix dis, wat is she seeing in my eyes?im stunned |
maybe they used an elixir |
I had such similar experience too, TERRIBLE, but not as worse as this sha, ![]() |
@tishat I think you have a bi-polar personality disorder |
@ merge yea yea guess u are right, don't blame me though, our pride and ego as men can be very obsessive sometimes, u know the problem is that all dis "bold-2 and curve-10" chicks nowadays usually think that the fact that a guy has money makes him smarter and more intelligent than the ones who are just average, its intimidating when a woman thinks like that near u. and u watch this mis-conception grow into a social epidemic, ALSO, they believe that NOBILITY AND GOOD CHARACTER is juts a cover up for LACK OF FUNDS, cos rich guys are always rude and dont give two, f, c.uk for them, so |
I am confused, i have been dating this diva for like six months now and she says she loves me so much, but there is this dude who just finished pilot training in the US and works as a pilot in russia toasting her, the guy has money, he just bought a car , and he sprays cash like no man business.but for me, i dont even have a stable Job and am a freelance, but my woman claims ITS me she loves, not that guy, NOW WHAT I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE IS that is it POSSIBLE for A WOMAN OF TODAY TO TURN DOWN CASH FOR LOVE, honestly i dont have confidence in the whole, sh, i, t anymore, |
please put it on the front page let us get update on this information just reported by aljazeera, |
@freecocoa, na so ooo the guy dey even ask me to XPLAIN, |
yes my man, i use to see the two of you together eating choco-milo whenever u go on dates, and even my friends that i consult for too, use to see you and that lady tooo, infact my boss saw her when she came out of the guy she use to sleep over in his house, so its ok , MUMUUUUUUUUUUUU ![]() |
no wonder his wife WE ALLL HAVE AIDS, NONSENCE U CANT CREATE JOBS AND U ARE TAKING IT AWAY FROM INNOCENT PEOPLE, These guys are just , |
i just meet a lady who says she hates a guy who is too neat and organised, she told me that whenever she goes to visit her ex, the guy's house is so neat, towels neatly hanged,clothes neatly hung, kitchen perfectly arranged,sitting room smelling of lavender, she said somehow she dosent feel comfortable and feels like her presence is not needed in the house, she said the site of her seeing the guy cooking with apron use to turn her stomach and she left eventually. i really didn't know what to tell her. I asked her if that why she left, she said honestly, that it not that she felt intimidated, but she feels guys who are too neat are G.AA.Y r OR BI-S.XU.AL, na wa oooooooooooo, all my attempts to explain to her that neat guys are not fagg.ots failed |
I knw dat it is nt BB or FB that makes people happy, i saw a babe wit d hottest a.ss(et) today afta church but i wasnt intersted cos beauty is vain but "d woman that fears d lord shal be praised" |
shebi him buy one monster ride and we carry am for face for nairaland, all dis 419 boyz, but prosecutor self na ohanaze ndigbo and the woman na boko haramness, so let the show down begin |
Calling a girl "ugly" is nt an insult even bible says rachael was fair to luk upon while leah had "dull eyes" so just learn d lesson n dnt swallow d seeds wen u eat d orange else dat orange wil be ur last |
Of recent that i attended like 6 weddings it is ugly girls dat are getting married while d beautiful ones are doing brides maid n jumping up n down to catch rubber flowers for luck of finding husband, now a days u c yello a.sses walking n littering d street in groups cos guyz are no longer interested, while u wil see "shrek" kind of babes gettng married to rich dudes (engrs,bankers,oil company guys etc) i tink its empty pride that worrying dose so kall BB addicts,FB jobless divas |
so dat i can f, c, k and still go to paradiseeeeeeeeeeeee without having to blow up wif a bomb |
sexkills why is you blood always hot, always looking to be the first to expose your juvenile aggression when [size=14pt]men[/size] are talking, are u a [size=14pt]software of a human being sef[/size], lol |
@Da_b¤§§, hey Mr. nameless did i invite you here? |
i dont even know if she has a yansh, she too sluggish |
honestly it not a make up THIS IS WHAT AM EXPERIENCING its not funny, @sexkillz NOPE its another girl am dating not that one, that one was a thief ooooooooooooooooo |
im in |
dilluminati please can i be ur guy? |