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Programming / Re: Learn Programming Here by dsypha(m): 3:58pm On Oct 13, 2013
This topic shouldn't be, Many of such topics already exist!

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Crime / Re: Man Cuts-off His Cores And Throws To Dogs In Anambra by dsypha(m): 6:46pm On Oct 10, 2013
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see your Life!!! Wonder where these kids get these scripts from... too much Insults on PHP already!
Crime / Re: Man Cuts-off His Cores And Throws To Dogs In Anambra by dsypha(m): 6:42pm On Oct 10, 2013
so much for THE_FAME. #Smh... atleast he's now a bit popular.
Computer Market / Re: Learn Anything With For DUMMIES Books by dsypha(m): 11:02pm On Oct 08, 2013
essienbest:
well like i said you can't get all, thank you for dropping by

who said I can't get it all?! It would be useless of me to staet posting all the links
Computer Market / Re: Learn Anything With For DUMMIES Books by dsypha(m): 11:02pm On Oct 08, 2013
essienbest:
well like i said you can't get all, thank you for dropping by

who said I can't get it all?! It would be useless of me to staet postinf all the links
Computer Market / Re: Learn Anything With For DUMMIES Books by dsypha(m): 4:22pm On Oct 08, 2013
essienbest:
well i would like to see you get a for dummies book free from google.

a for DUMMIES book teaches from the basics, even if u have no idea about the subject matter


www.4shared.com/office/hv-QJtvS/Beginning_Programming_with_Jav.html

cdn.preterhuman.net/texts/lyrics_and_music_related/piano.for.dummies.pdf


wasn't foolish wen I said u were drunk, see wetin hunger de do you.
Computer Market / Re: Learn Anything With For DUMMIES Books by dsypha(m): 2:15pm On Oct 08, 2013
essienbest: for as low as N2,000 only for each e-book

Dude you are high!! very funny being, pay for pdf? you are outta mind! only a fool of ur type will pay. I mean wat happened to google?? get a life

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Programming / Re: I Want To Learn Programming. Which Language Should I Start With? by dsypha(m): 11:58pm On Oct 05, 2013
dokunbam: i started with JAVA somedays ago and i think am getting well on it
But the problem i have now is that some of the code written on the material are somehow different wen i work on java IDE


we can chat on any of these social media platform and help me out
yahoo
facebook
google
skype
whatsapp

but google and skype will be better
i dont want pple disturbing me on FB

pls PM and i will send my id
Thanks

I cant do it alone

drop your nom, lemme add you to a java whatsapp group, a serious learner really don't need an IDE! Learn d hard way! Notepad && Command prompt.!!

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Programming / Re: So You Want To Be A Programmer...? by dsypha(m): 6:52am On Oct 04, 2013
javarules: I actually have a diffferent opinion about programming.

Don't get me wrong, javalove is a VERY VERY close friend of mine. And we have had this argument a couple of times. I don't believe writing Hello World makes you a Programmer. NO!. Same way you can't predict Paracetamol for headache and call yourself a Doctor. If you call yourself a Programmer because you write helloworld or 1+1, then what do you call Linux Torvalds?

I actually wrote a blog sometimes ago, it's a funny read if you are interested. It's not as serious as javalove's post.

http://trinisoftinc./2010/02/19/so-you-wanna-be-a-programmer/



So What makes u a programmer??, maybe u mistaking a software architect or software developer for a programer!
Politics / Re: ASUU Demanded For N3tn, Not N130bn by dsypha(m): 1:26pm On Oct 02, 2013
angry
Programming / Re: So You Want To Be A Programmer...? by dsypha(m): 10:29pm On Oct 01, 2013
Elvisten10: i flowed well with java in 2 weeks.

it is not ur first language then, even if its not ur first, u can't learn d entire language construct in 2weeks, d libraries alone sef will tak a while to gt used to.

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Programming / Re: So You Want To Be A Programmer...? by dsypha(m): 3:57pm On Oct 01, 2013
runzlord: thanks. Already reading sam teach me java in 24hrs


Let me tell u the truth, u can't learn java in 2months, atleast not if u are new to programming. if u learnin it for fun, its ok, but if not u really need a better book, I can recommend some if u ask.
Programming / Re: So You Want To Be A Programmer...? by dsypha(m): 8:05am On Oct 01, 2013
Donlittle: whats ur email? i will send you a java book, if u are willing to start with java of course.

lols, wat has windows 8 got to do with Java
Programming / Re: So You Want To Be A Programmer...? by dsypha(m): 8:00am On Oct 01, 2013
wwweb:

Assembly language is not 4 beginners. It's better u start with HTML Which is not considered as a programming language. But should help u begin.

its better he stats with python. Html is jus nt d way out bro! And about assembly I was joking, even experienced programers already found d language a nightmare, wat more a beginner...
Programming / Re: So You Want To Be A Programmer...? by dsypha(m): 10:14pm On Sep 30, 2013
idee.esperanza:
I've no knowledge of programming. Which one should i begin with? I have a low spec Microsoft xp laptop. Someone advised Visual Basic 6.0. Advise please.


Assembly! LMAO....
Programming / Re: So You Want To Be A Programmer...? by dsypha(m): 1:14pm On Sep 30, 2013
orgasticdance: great write up OP, bookmarked for my great great grand children, but i hope our generation would have reprogrammed more fundamental structural problems in this society first like you know basic electricity to keep the lights, sperm freezers and computers on and working, healthcare, potable water , affordable housing, roads, light railway; basically to do the do before delving into sexy fare like java c++ ruby and python. Nice one sha...

I'm I the onli one who don't understand wat he's saying

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Nairaland / General / Re: Sexkillz Must Go!! by dsypha(m): 11:17pm On Sep 29, 2013
babarazy: I dey com make i go open anoda account wey i go take diss fu*ckkillz sorry i meant sexkillz. I no want make dem ban dis one....loooool... Na joke o.

talking to ursef can b fun, especially wen its shi*t lkk above
Programming / Re: So You Want To Be A Programmer...? by dsypha(m): 4:10pm On Sep 28, 2013
dokunbam: Which one of these languages do someone learn first?
is it java, c, c++ PHP or phyton?
As a beginner

python. bt if u are intelligent,.try C.... its worth it!
Programming / Re: So You Want To Be A Programmer...? by dsypha(m): 4:02pm On Sep 28, 2013
ActiveMan:

oh i see, you are born with programing too.

FYI, you program on what as been written down, get to know that...

be you java,python programmer or the self claim programmers that write scripting language called PHP.

i think you understand better now MR KNOW ALL (EXPERT)

IGNORANCE LEVEL: Pro!
Clearly, You are demented
Programming / Re: So You Want To Be A Programmer...? by dsypha(m): 3:58pm On Sep 28, 2013
Meklex: I want to learn programming but I don't have a laptop,,, please any programming language I can learn without the use of computer.
If it's possible for me to learn the basics without the use of a system, like: know the uses of each string and the results of such strings.
I don't have any knowledge of any programming language but I am willing to learn, especially the lang. needed to create android apps. Till I get myself a lappy I will like to keep myself busy. Thanks anyone,?

bro, u really need a laptop, if u really need to be a programer, jus try gt one
Programming / Re: It Pays To Be A Programmer by dsypha(m): 10:58am On Sep 24, 2013
You should have waited for the soon to come before creatin the thread, wats d rush for

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Sports / Re: Adebayo Akinfenwa Is FIFA 14's Strongest Player by dsypha(m): 10:58am On Sep 21, 2013
philip.adesola:
Does he player soccer or american footbal

**Clears Throat**, errrrm don't be offended o, pls who was/is your English Teacher??
Programming / Re: I Want To Learn Programming. Which Language Should I Start With? by dsypha(m): 9:50am On Sep 21, 2013
DharkPoet:

this should suffice, I didn't run this on a PC, to know if it would actually be correct, but I think it should, besides it's written in java, just understand how it works, then use it with your python syntax.

public class addNum{
public static main (String args [] ){
int counter = 0 ;
int i;
for (i=540 ; i<=10508; i++){
if(i%2==0){
System.out.println(i) ;
counter+=i ;
}
}
}
}


Dude!!! he said Python not Java
Phones / Re: The List Of Tecno Phones That Would Have BBM by dsypha(m): 8:57am On Sep 21, 2013
zandie: God, I need an android phone.
are we to takw this as a prayer, Wish or Just statement pls clarify
Phones / Re: The List Of Tecno Phones That Would Have BBM by dsypha(m): 8:09am On Sep 21, 2013
Policewoman: Na person buy am for me as gift o. cool


A policeman perhaps!!!

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Phones / Re: The List Of Tecno Phones That Would Have BBM by dsypha(m): 7:37am On Sep 21, 2013
etim20: WE THE BB USER WHO HAPPENS TO BE THE CO-OWNER OF BBM,WISHES TO WELCOME OUR NEW HOUSE BOYS(ALL DEVICES) TO THE WORLD OF BBM AND WE WANT TO USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO WARN THE NEW HOUSE BOYS THAT BBM IS NOT 2GO,ESKIMI,BADOO,WECHAT,MOZAT,WHATSAPP,NL AND MXIT WHERE HIGH RATE OF CHILDISH CHARACTER IS BEEN EXHIBIT IN THE HIGHEST ORDER..
BEHAVE YOURSELVES OR WE WILL REVOKE THE PARTNERSHIP..
ONCE AGAIN WE SAY WELCOME BOYS..

lol! is dis wat bbm is about? use of wrong tenses, if dats it, I give up

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Phones / Re: The List Of Tecno Phones That Would Have BBM by dsypha(m): 7:24am On Sep 21, 2013
Panshow: And who the hell cooked this ish?, if you say BBM will only support Android 4.0+, then how comes Tecno Q1 is there?. You no know say na gingerbread (2.3) Q1 dey use?.
Any way sha, I've downloaded BBM on my N3, waiting for the installation.

choi!!! See as u jus disgrace ursef... Sorry o!
Programming / Re: Someone Help On A Very Urgent Question Pls Guys by dsypha(m): 6:54am On Sep 21, 2013
Naija programmers busy ehn... #Smh!
Programming / Re: Programing With Java by dsypha(m): 6:51am On Sep 21, 2013
Gordon_b: Am very new 2 programin java specifically,pls I ave an assignment can some one help me develop a program dat solves equations,y=mx+c and area of a circumference I rilly wana learn


Create a thread and drop the link here.... we'll see to ur request immediately! solving you problem here will be derailing this thread
Phones / Re: The List Of Tecno Phones That Would Have BBM by dsypha(m): 12:02am On Sep 21, 2013
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All u hav to do is list the Names of the 5000 people Jesus fed!!!

Good nite y'all....
#TeamAndroid #TeamSonyXperia
lool!!!

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