₦airaland Forum

hormobolanle:

ho blood of ZAKARAYA!
uhn na WÄ o.abeg na result I dy wait cos of d rice wey go cum with am

Aunty, which result? U set any exam?
But you like food no be small oooo

Lankyannie:
.if u think say u stil be vegetable,u only aff 2close ur eyes,nd no try peep ooo cus na crious offense against d JOLIE of nigeria.

I will follow your advice ooo... Will close my eyes till the cup pass over

Angelinastto:
lol how many people stand with dtobs? Make i fast forward to the next chapter?
(pretender of life ni dtobs. The things wey him eyes on see for the other room no be hear o)

Baby, y you dey do me like this nah...? Wetin my eyes dry see for za other room oooo? Me wey be say I be firgins And u know it ooo

Angelinastto:
chai see hood love? Feeling loved. Thanks swidy, if you later collect the NYSC cap, you must remove it for me o.
Btw dtobs nah otedola fifth to the second last born after the first born and between the middle born.

Lolzz...

Angel, please I use God name beg you... Just fast forward am, may be to when they re both dressing up back. some of us here are *Firgins* that can't read X-rated stuff ooo...

Na beg I dey beg oooo

Lankyannie:
aunty angelina jolie,iyaf captivated me with dz ur mouth watery story,have bin reading since widout commenting cus am an ordinary guest bt things av changed,am now a member only 4 u moi aunty.i kukuma comot my future nysc cap for u joor,u geh real talent in writing nd in d oda room.buh dz ur suspensement iz barbing ma hair here oooooo,ma fone is nw ma daily companion cus of dz ur swt tory.buh beans 2ur akara and more wisdom to dt ur charp brain.u be real bae(abeg e geh 1 5n bobo wey i wnt mk im marriage u,leave dtobs cus im no geh shishi).

Honestly, this gehl iyaf kill me with lafta...
ROTFL oooo...
Well, me get more than shishi ooo... Angelinastto will give you your answer soon.

But ur pidgin na die ooo... First Class one from warri

Angelinastto:
lol, Dtobs can lie for Nigeria.
Femi dey economy and you dey Vip?
But i no you cant lie so i believe. You were at the VVVVVip in one corner of your room.
Thanks dear, you too!

You know I can't lie but u don't believe I was at the VVIP?... Hmmmmm

You berra start believing oooo

Angel, what a nice way of sending guesser to the wrong way. Keep it up!!!


BTW where is aunty hormobolanle and eskillful?

Angelinastto:
lol him be dangote pikin o.
Lol ofe koo, you get medicine?
Same to you swidy(lets celebrate sunday in za other room)

Quilox has different section joor... Oritse was at the economy section... Me was waiting at the VVIP section.

Hmmmmm....za other room??...


Have a fruitful week ahead...

hormobolanle:

iyaf recustomiz DTOBS NAME
BUT come to think of it dbtos fit him beta#Lol

Imagine... Why is thou recreating my Nick?
What I do nah?

elskillful:
let us give a standing ovation for kelvin as he arrives.









bros dtobs please stay with us,i've been listening to a song since morning and am dedicating it to you.
Stay by sam smith
i apologise on behalf of angelinastto
Thank you in anticipation of response.

Wowwww...
My guy, Oya chop knuckle...

Angelinastto:
lol boy boy no be work? Happy sunday sweetheart

Am sure Kelvin is just trying to keep his profile on a low key...


BTW shey You See me ni? You don send me outta here nah...
Oya! Ofe!!!

#HappySundayAngel

After 5 good years, Kelvin still dey do boi boi upandan?

Well sha, he remains my nigga...

hormobolanle:
uhn SMH
UNCLE DTOBS
ME DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING O

Lol...
You don't have to say anything oooo

Angelinastto:
lol Dtobs you can lie for Africa o

Have you forgotten that, that's one thing DTOBS don't do! I don't lie... Not for anything...

Aunty Hormoborlanle will testify that I was at the place at the said time...

Angelinastto:
lol see his head oya let me be looking at your Ipako.

And so she sent me outta here... And so am outta here...

hormobolanle:
ehn na, for dis kin recession era Wu go won waste moni dy waka illegal waka

I don't get your position oooo...
On my side or her?


Was it my fault that I was waiting patiently only for to say "ifa told her... "

Hmmmmmmm
#Whistling...

Angelinastto:
lol dtobs that does not have keke, where will he now see trailer?

*walks outta thread peaceful before #TrailerJam will be unleashed...

Angelinastto:
chai... You that Ifa told me you were in the other room with your madam........... Brother Dtobs why you lieing? I wont beat you, say the truth. Recession iyaf catch you

"Ifa" or what did you say?
Well, I was not lying oooo... But since nah ifa tell you, it means say u sef no plan to come...
Aunty hormobolanle, hope u can see oooo

elskillful:
.
no be the kind proposal you dey think o,abi you want dtobs to send his trailer com locate me,new year no far again o.

Lolll
My brother Oya make your Biz proposal....