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If I say operation #2000 page before march 30, I didn't mean to say that you people should be flying the page as if una dey fly kite! Wetin gan sef nah?





oyehomie, no be caurse ooo, na wish well I dey wish u well.


Qutyjoice,I hate that thing like kilode, after quilox,u will now tell me we re "friends" mba na ayosco gorimapa I go use treat ur Bleep up

Oyehomz1:
Lol..yeah..i won't mind dat first...

And that's where you will be for life cos u've successfully friendzone yourself niyen


Quitycin(sorry I misspelt that), Me know ya style ooo and I want to save my brother. Give him a YES/NO answer and let us know the next thing to do

mancheeutd:
Pls will this work cos I really need to go for the programme if not can u pls link me up with anybody that can help b4 it's too late

Just follow that steps Brother and d problem. will be solved.


Amodu; Abegi leave the matter for osinbade



Rukyola,if you talk anyhow En,I will send efcc to your house now! You dis ordinarily OYO girl

Qutyjoice:
Complete yur statement using completing the square method

Lolzzz what was I saying before?

FolabiBret:
Well, both involves 'life-loss', but urs still better. If u gree 'mezebu' like 4 egbere mats lasan! Owo ti de niyen!

If I hear....

Qutyjoice:
Thief

hahahaha...wat I do now? And me be dey save dollar down for you ni ooo to carry you enter quilox!



But now u've...

Qutyjoice:
Breaking News!!!
Naira gains 30%, sells for #250 per dollar, Naira is nao #250 from #364 at which it sold on Tuesday.....What a good News!!

Wake me up when it's #1000/1$...


Sai Buba Bahuri
The Ajala of our time

FolabiBret:
House, we gahz step-up our 'care' game. Pesin just disappear for 5 days, una nor even care. Meanwhile, i dey ontop one tree wah dey pluck Mango na so I see some Lions wey cohn flex. As dem nor see me and dem nor comot for 4 days nai me sef just stay up like that. It's good to be back tho'.
Cc:
Dtobs
Hawkvision
Fraih
Fraiser
Kbs48
Logodwhiz
AbbeyUnique
Blizzydodo
BobLil et al.
Sorry if ur name doesn't appear. As of the time of typing, my brain is numb.

Brother you no go vex ni ooo,as you go pluck mango see lions na me sed go pluck cashew come see dem "egbere" dey do conference!!!
Which one bad pass

LogoDWhiz:
Road to #1,400!

Who say #2000 can't be reached before camp





But wait ooo,this Batch B 2016 PCMs,dia blood dey hot oooo dem justifies10 and greycious...we ya senior sef never enter camp Anyways,it's good sha...




OYA Golden city citizens, #1000kobo for anybody that open #2000,page before march 30

mancheeutd:
Good day pls is there anyone that can help with age restriction issue for the nysc programme.

You need to specify the problem!

If you are having issue of exemption been display;

You can change the DOB on the NYSC site by getting a #300 waec pin at any first bank branch and go back to your dashboard to effect the change under "change DOB".

Rukkyola:
abeg teach hw u dey take pack monickers ful ur post.I knw u dont type them one by one.abi?

this OYO gal is back


Hey,cone hia! You know hear Abi? I say cone hia!

Biothecsolla, oya now
shey make we enter igbona market ni Abi how we dey do am?


Meanwhile, our very own dominion92 is also into campkits selling ooo,dose of you in lag can patronise her!




I just hope I do not get banned for that small tinz...




oya submit!!!!pam

Mo ki gbogbo ile oooo...
Fellow PCMs, hw are we all doing?...I've slightly missed you guys oooo


Concerning the teaser earlier; O boy eh,una go skul oooo Actually different people with different ways of reason and modus operandi of solving problems!All the same,you guys rock!


To all the mentions: I sight you guys like sightreading...



Am coming back....#Inthefullnessoftime

LET's try this house....



Let's assume you saw a laptop of 97K. You didn't have the cash, so you borrowed 50K from ur mom and 50K from ur dad = 100K. You bought the laptop which left you with 3K change. You gave ur dad 1K and ur mum 1K and kept the other 1K to yourself. Now you owe your mum 49K and ur dad 49K. Now 49K+49K = 98K + ur 1K kept = 99K.Where is the missing 1K?I know you are intelligent. Solve it and tell me the answer....

Presy,na u always



Spixytnxy, you no see me Abi?

LogoDWhiz:
Office of the President Golden City

Good morning to you all, I hope everyone is doing good.
It's now 36 days to stream I and i guess everyone is preparing for camp, getting one or two things.
In view of this I decided to search for things or let's say in this case articles that will make our preparation easier, enlighten us on what to do and what to look for in the service.
During this searching period, I was able to find 2 wonderful documents containing tips, stories and whatever you can call it about what pertains to camp, CDS, SAED, service year generally and so on.

So, attached to this post are the two documents.
I uploaded the two on datafilehost, so i'll drop the link so you can download from it.
And also, i'll also upload directly to Nairaland. (Not going through. Just follow the datafile host link)

May we all have a wonderful service year. God bless.


Signed: President

Corper's Guide http://www.datafilehost.com/d/2ceec3f1

Corper's Story Book http://www.datafilehost.com/d/770f6912


kbs468, you can kindly mention other people and link them to this particular post. I'll try as much as possible to mention Golden City citizens, but it might be limited to only those that are active

cc: Armynu
Greatestman
kachikau
kbs468
amodu
ighravweig
johndanny
dtobs
missevey
omolola1
mjblinks
sc31
crobboy
fraiser
fraih
abbeyunique2
eaglevision
oyehomie
spixytinxy
bobolil
shammak
drjoshua2000
prettyjo
katherine7
FASH23
pylumdorcae
Akerry
faysalko
Samhyme
femiti
jayloms
toylaw
inyenekere
ohiz2007
chinweblinkzz
Ndejiko
arrhenius15
ChuxMyk
Hardie14
Rukkyola
prindu
JaneJoanJohn
Bolagabriella
Alhassanu
Terrymason

And all Golden City Citizens.

Wow...just seing the mention now and the link.


Well done our able press! Leader by example...

LogoDwhiz, what PDF file are you transferring oooo? Dia riz God in every thing u re sharing oooo...

BTW: me self no mind ooo if na on top making money sha

biotechshola:
baya son ki ko kadan...

Ko ni ife e rara....

If u watch closely, u wl b able to identify he who truly does.

Oga agba, ologbeni how we dey shop for camp tinz now? Abi no be osgidi u dey?
Me no fit pay 1k transport the camp kits from Lagos ooo...

dominion92:
Guess who is peeping
DTOBS, I caught you redhanded

Lolzzz me peep bawo

I was doing patrol ni oooooo

Fellow PCMs I hail you all!

Am missing the vibes minute by minute but am trying to do catch up Notwithstanding, we must all do our bit!









March ti gbe wa oooooooooo

LogoDWhiz:
Keep enjoying

oga boss, Na money I dey find up and down oooo...
I wan bam enter mammy MKT starting from mar30 and my fishes sef for pond never chaow

Eyin temi Bawo ni? mo ki fun gbogbo yin oooo





Kbs468, LogoDwhiz, Amodu et al......





Coming back soon!!!!!!

paulbabu:
Give me one other reason, and I may decamp if satisfactory.. #GREYCIOUS

He is my man,
he is our man,
He will reliever

justified10:
lol.
oya, una go almost win.

hennnnnnnn,am still warning you ooooooo

LogoDWhiz:
Hehehe. Okay o

Na fix matches dey do am now jawe but me no dey reach dt level

justified10:
u sef na Chelsea? lobatan..
ok una go WIN












for dream bt loose for real

Hmmmm...I'm warning you oooooo

justified10, watch your tongue.... lol

LogoDWhiz:
Lolxz.
Okay o

I'd advice you not to caRry all dese big teams from EPL

no mind dem jawe, no b only for EPL sef Na across...

Fraiser:
wetin my drinking habbit gat to do wit d discharge of my ministerial duty, dat is very personal nd shud not b politicised, been a teetotaler does not guarantee competence nd accountability too. so u just hav to forget my drunkeness nd focus on my potentials as a minister of dis city meanwhile if i cant sponsor a bill directly due to d fact dat am not a member of d national assembly I can still influence d passage of a bill due to d fact dat am a member of d federal cabinet. I just hav to put my political tools into proper use

Yes, brother it has a lot to do with it! Ask Kbs468 what things like dis almost cause his political career

Kbs468:
Haba! We are not enemies na. And if I get ulterior motive, I would call your attention nauw. I go just dey do my thing secretly ni na

Hmmm you, I no fit trust you with 6months piking...

LogoDWhiz:
Bone ur side ke? No o
Abi na u bone my side. U don dey chop Alabi, u don dey happy

Abi Na Alabi dey chop himself

Arsenal don do dia own today

hardie14:
howdy dtobs.

I have a message for you...