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kle4d:
u dey work for the office?

My CUL and GC's CUN match sha o.
But I still need that text coz na d same money all of us pay!

Bro, I get one uncle wey get one sis wey get one cousin wey also get one brother for NYSC and dis info Na from "Reliable Sauce" oooooo




Crobboy,my man: As me no see your break light, I be dey think say ur Bae don drag you go asejire ocean ni,since Na d season of ruv we dey. No vex man!



Olasum: Says who Just extension of hand of ruv to you again now, u can't take it! I dey watch....



Merikims: I will never leave you until you accept Jesus Christ as your lour and saviour....For where?


Walexy: Let that fellow just continue to abscond from camp for this Batch, next batch till NYSC go delete him data from their end....

In papa Ajasco's voice....

I go oooooooooooo....my bed is calling me



Goodnight y'all

merikims:
no liver sef.

liver ko, kidney ni

merikims:
ewoo I no b software or nysc site wey no get security ooo.I hold ground any how.I am unhackable.

Unhackable?...issokay....virus go soon enter ur body now and nah after 9months we go fit commot am

kle4d:
Oga those NYSC people in that office no send me text message o! Is there a way I can force the text to my phone?

Yes...there is a way...send me your no, makei forward am to you

merikims:
lemme introduce myself to you.hi am Mary I live on the moon.plus coven means witches n wizard meeting point. duh!!!

Jesuuuuuusssssss....my life is covered with the blood of Jesus...




D- Covered with the blood of Jah

T- Covered with the blood of Jah

O- covered with the blood of Jah

B- Covered with the blodd of Jah

S- Covered with the blood of Jah...



...heheheheeeehehehehehehe...you can never catch me

boboLIL:
lolss,,, go well..

Make you get time to run your programme for her head abi?.... Devil is a liar

merikims:
cum jare n take me to the moon or coven this night.

huh.... Were you not told the story that it's only mother Mary carrying baby Jesus dey inside the moon?.. wetin you wan go do dia?



And what is coven I no go school oooooo

boboLIL:
lols,, fear kwa? I don't smoke sha lol... Smoke alone

you wey be say Na local (abulero) weed you dey smoke...

merikims:
please ooo hope say everybody don come back from val waka wey dem go?anyways I have a lil problem I have not gotten my CUN from Nysc.is it because I forgot to click the submit button?or because I forgot to register?help please!!! and I need a late night val treatment. mention me if you are interested.cc bobolil cc logodwiz.

ThankGod I was not mentioned, am going home...

boboLIL:
u yeye. Pass

Na me I dey talk to... you chop whinch?


















my guy don dey fear, Na play I dey play with you...Oya take, this osogbo weed,enter am for your head

boboLIL:
Lmao.. Dangote oya naw,,, ur stunt don enter fr u... Oya mk una love eachoda mk we see....lolss

Honestly you be yeye boy

smileeey:
prof, we don hear you. As for me I don't know the answer to your question. Make guru.... I respect you sirs. They can provide you with answers. On behalf of myself and the second sister, we are sorry. So be a man and forget the issue.

Come, who u be nah... we chop "ekuru" make e finish from plate, you Still dey dust your hand inside plate...
Abeg nah, make we enjoy this night, I no wan fight oooo....
please sweerie, Na beg I dey beg e don do

splendidmercy:
[color=#990000][/color] lol.. I don't know o lol.. I don't know o

You be woman now How many yard you be?...

What type of material you be? Ankara, laca, guinea or daviva?

Walexz02:
Hahaha serve the guy villagegoat meat na

If that guy catch u en,me no dey dia oooo


Person wey dey look for cassava peel to chop,you wan serve am to Winningsun to cool down with sc31....




Now, I want to propose something, Winningsun, Oya tell sc31 you like her,love her....
sc31 dear, Oya reply am say u like him,love him too...




I want make bobolil bite im finger, yeye boy

splendidmercy:
how many yards of wife material?

How many yards you think say a tall man like me go use...?

Walexz02:
I'll pull olamide stuff on them ni o because they changed my CUN in the text they send to me.
I hope they'll pull Donjazi stuff on me.. And I will gladly go and get it

Baba you make sense....but wait ooo what if den no talk say make u come collect am or make den tell you say go Bornu....

SC31:
Lol done,I actually see his comments as funny

Good of you!!! This is why I dey crush on you you always listen...



Oya come and take this hot catfish pepper soup to settle the scores with winnigsun, Winningsun Na catfish you too want or goat meat?

boboLIL:
I de for group 1 bro...

Congrat to you in advance

SC31:
Lol in the spirit of val I would leave that immature and silly dude

Thank you for that decision but please modify the post by erasing the "silly dude" up dia...



You know how we do it now..... and I be crush on you oooo



Winningsun,abeg make una put end to this, you guys can be the best of friends right from here....Trust me.


oya make una give me smile joor....

SC31:
Chai and this one is supposed to be a matured human being

Bae what is wrong with you nah...?

Stop all this for God's sake...

Winningsun, Na beg I dey beg ooo please stop....

boboLIL:
yes oh

Make we wait till tomorrow nah....



But I suspect something ooo,make una hear....



1. If your CUN on the Green card, Fake/unauthorized CUL, 1st msg and 2nd msg from NYSC are all the same, you have nothing be afraid of as your posting SHOULD be the same.


2. If no 1 above is not a YES in your case, then am afraid NYSC may pull a shocker like the headies but you can also pull an Olamide/kanye on dem

boboLIL:
the later

Na u talk am ooooo

Olasum:
I no do

you no do wetin?,
Dis one Na alakoba ooooo....

SC31 and winningsun, what's happening now...


Please you two should stop this, we re mature here nah plus we be graduates as well and B'16 guys dey peep here small small....




I know una address ooo and I dey come una house now....

If anything happen to my stream1, NYSC go hear whuen...


BTW: shebi Na tomorrow den talk say make we go reprint our green card?

boboLIL:
ofcos,, dats y its wife material na

which of them are you answering?

Ability to get torn or ability to be patched?

Abbie25:
Be whah?? Mbanu. Don't worry everything will go smoothly for you guys. Thanks for the words of encouragement.

Amen oooo....we won't leave you guys too

princechina:
A pcm 16 Batch A coming from IMO state. Pls can someone teach me how to reply an individual post. New here.

Wow...you re coming from IMO? that's nice...


Just click on quote on the particular post and then type whatever you want to type then submit

kennygee18:
Lagos

Aiit sire....

Olasum:
Huh , what of that girl I no want wahala ooo

Never worry yourself, she is a no wahala girl...our house is not a Fuji house of commotion... put ur mind at rest

girlyesosae:
No oh i was only helping him. I thot he forgot the intro.. . I no try?

hmmmm....