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saphiere:
What have you done about posts targeted to shame women? Your mods push anything that downgrade women to front page. I wish I can buy this forum off and close it completely.

Men are discovering that you people are a emeni to us. And it is a mistake not to keep you in sight

KhalifaJay:
I just remembered how me and bro dated one certain lady, in her mind she thought she was gonna get married to either of us. She knew what she was doing playing hide and seek with me and my brother and she was really good at it, thinking she's gonna break me or my brother heart, and get married to either of us lol
not knowing that men just dey play along until we both serve her breakfast same week. She nearly collapsed lol

My advice is don't two brothers or close friends at the same time it won't work or don't even think of dating either of them even if you have break up with the other one

It has worked many times

Women date everybody and anybody in sight whether brother or father or cousins or uncle or neighbour or friend or landlord.

sonmvayina:
I was having a conversation with a Christian friend last night about some of the reasons I do not believe the gospel accounts of the death and resurrection are reliable… one such reason was when Jesus Christ was actually crucified.

I told him this isn’t some obscure detail….it’s the central event of the entire story. And yet when you line up the accounts, they don’t just differ slightly, they contradict in a way that cannot be reconciled.

I started with the Gospel of Mark. In Mark, Jesus eats the Passover meal with his disciples…that’s the Last Supper. After that, he’s arrested overnight, tried, and then crucified the next mornin at about 9 a.m. (Mark 15:25). So in this account, the crucifixion happens after the Passover meal.

Then I showed him the Gospel of John. Here, everything shifts. Jesus is still before Pontius Pilate around noon on the day of Preparation of the Passover ….the very day the Passover lambs are being slaughtered (John 19:14). That means Jesus is crucified before the Passover meal, not after. So in one account, Jesus eats the Passover, in the other, he dies before it even happens...

If t.he drughs you took hadn't fried ya, you would have known that day of preparation is not the Passover day.

ZombieDredd:
Ok let's redo it.
Friday morning to Friday evening day 1
Saturday morning to Saturday evening day 2.

There you go Sunday morning is ressurection....whoops

You still have not gotten it. When does Friday start?

How would it not die? Look at the people who marry. Who does not know that they shouldn't marry?

Fiscus105:
If only 12 out of hundreds of millions of Nigerians can make it to that your heaven, it means, that your God is a wicked God and not worth following, neither do his heaven worth going.


Do away with hallucinations, it shortened people life!

Are you not the ones who say that there are no good people in Nigeria? So why are you wailing if God only finds a few people qualified?

ZombieDredd:
Friday evening to Saturday morning day one.

Saturday evening to Sunday morning ressurection....whoops!!!

Does Friday start in the evening?

Always wanting

Kobojunkie:
If your mama don figure out say na you dey steal meat from her pot, and the used that in setting a trap for others, that go mean say you wey steal.meat were nuts playing your part? 🥱🥱🥱

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Anyways, here are 4 books that every Nigerian should read this year

1. Sirah Rasullulah by Ibn IShaq
2. The Quran
3. Reliance of the Traveler
4. The Hadiths(Sahih Muslim and Sahih Al-Bukhari)

You don turn Muslim? Interesting

Richman2023:
I came across a content online: https://youtube.com/shorts/Cb_VWQno6i4?si=J7zHWr1l4LGBWL-t
and something came to my mind

DID JUDAH REALLY BETRAY JESUS OR WAS HE JUST PLAYING HIS PART?

Alright, let’s think this through calmly, abeg no insults o, just honest reasoning and small humor, Could Judah really had betrayed Jesus if Jesu and God already planned everything?......Jesus didn’t “guess” the betrayal, He clearly foretold it in the Gospel of Matthew. That already raises a question: if something is predicted as certain, was it avoidable?

Let’s be real, without Judas, no arrest.
Without arrest, no crucifixion.
Without crucifixion… no salvation story.
So Judas didn’t just “mess up”, his action is literally a key part of the entire plan.

Then in the Gospel of John, Jesus tells Judas, “What you’re about to do, do quickly.” I don’t know about you, but that doesn’t sound like someone trying to stop Judah from betraying him, infact there is even a reason to argue that it was the holy spirit that put it in his heart to do so

If Judas had full free will, then God’s plan depended on him making the “wrong” choice.
But if it was all part of a divine plan, then Judas wasn’t exactly improvising, he was playing his role.

Now I’m not saying Judas deserves a “hero of the year” award ooo
But let’s be honest for a second…

If the story needed him, why is he the only one we drag?

So tell me, are we judging a traitor… or blaming a man who did what the script required?

Because you do not play chess is why you cannot understand. For though God prophecied that He must be betrayed, it is not necessary that it will be judas. It could have been any person, exactly how any piece can be the winning checkmate. But there is no chess game in which a piece would not be sacrificed/murdered which means that there is always a piece that must do the k3lin.

We are all chess pieces in this board called earth and we choose which master is to use us to play.

femidejulius:
I am not poor. I never asked you for financial help before and never will. I am not fornicating but if I was, I wont still be poor cuz it dosent make people poor. Only fo.ols will think poverty has anything to do with sleeping around. How many concubines did King Solomon has again?

With all the fornicay flying around you are not fornicating? You know you are not saying the Truth.

And Solomon was first rich before he messed up so, you have no point

God does not give this type of riches. It is Juju

So number 8,9 and 10 is Juju

J have checked, God does not give this type of riches It is Juju

HardMirror:
So I was wondering. With all these killings of Christians.

Why has none of our powerful pastors ever gone there to perform miracles?

They can heal the wounded.
They can even raise the dead.

After all they perform these miracles all the time in their churches.

So why not do it with Christians suffering during these attacks?


They are always calling fire in their churches? When will they be bold like Elijah and Elisha and go into the forests and call fire to consume the bandits?


Is it too much to ask?

Abeg help me ask oyedepo, Jerry eze, Chris and the rest

Because it is a Law that whosoever goes against the will and prophecy of God such a person shall not prosper, rather God would mash them down. Everyone knows this that is why no one expects it of them nor think to ask this question

Who is my brother?

Mathew, Mark Luke and co tells us
anyone who does the will of God.

And separation and denominations and divisions exists because 99.9% never want to do all the will of God.

I told you man is not under the laws he makes so he can always disregard it

☝🏾
I hope you are not multiplying and fruiting oo. That would be terrible for the world.

Atheists don vex block me
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
You know blocking does not solve your problem. 😁😁😁

SpencerForbes:
I was preparing for my midnight prayers when a difficult thought stopped me:Why continue praying?
This question didn't come from nowhere; it was born from real-life experiences of profound faith and unanswered pleas.
I once lived with a woman named Hope. It was believed she had been poisoned, and she dedicated her last years to seeking divine intervention. She faithfully attended various churches, always waiting for "God’s time," but the miracle never came. She died waiting.

I also knew Blessing, who suffered from severe high blood pressure and diabetes. She attended every vigil and paid her tithes diligently, hoping for healing. She, too, passed away while holding onto that hope for a miracle.

Then there was Grace, who was blind. Her pastors repeatedly extended the date for her breakthrough, while she spent all her resources on miracle services. I could go on and on with this list of faithful people whose prayers seemed to go unanswered.
I’m not a constant churchgoer, but I strive to keep my relationship with God active. Still, I can't help but wonder: If this is what happens to people of deep, active faith, where does that leave me?

Does God truly answer prayers, or is the concept of a miracle just a way to keep us hoping, chasing a fantasy in the clouds?
Perhaps the real question is: Does He have a particular formula or pattern of prayer that He actually responds to?

And yo, this is exactly what atheists say

SpencerForbes:
I was preparing for my midnight prayers when a difficult thought stopped me:Why continue praying?
This question didn't come from nowhere; it was born from real-life experiences of profound faith and unanswered pleas.
I once lived with a woman named Hope. It was believed she had been poisoned, and she dedicated her last years to seeking divine intervention. She faithfully attended various churches, always waiting for "God’s time," but the miracle never came. She died waiting.

I also knew Blessing, who suffered from severe high blood pressure and diabetes. She attended every vigil and paid her tithes diligently, hoping for healing. She, too, passed away while holding onto that hope for a miracle.

Then there was Grace, who was blind. Her pastors repeatedly extended the date for her breakthrough, while she spent all her resources on miracle services. I could go on and on with this list of faithful people whose prayers seemed to go unanswered.
I’m not a constant churchgoer, but I strive to keep my relationship with God active. Still, I can't help but wonder: If this is what happens to people of deep, active faith, where does that leave me?

Does God truly answer prayers, or is the concept of a miracle just a way to keep us hoping, chasing a fantasy in the clouds?
Perhaps the real question is: Does He have a particular formula or pattern of prayer that He actually responds to?

See, your story here proves that God does not like women and yet you go bonkers when I point out the why.

Anyway, i understand

SpencerForbes:
It’s becoming obvious that your physical hunger is affecting your mental output. My point was simple: prayer is a matter of probability. Failing to grasp that is a mark of an educated illiterate, and I don't have the patience to tutor you further. One more display of this ignorance and you'll be blocked.

Furthermore, you’ve spent time listing what atheists are not without actually defining what an atheist is. It’s another sign that you’re a nuisance without a clear objective. You’ve provided no definitions, only noise. Your claim that I cursed God is a fantasy born of a desperate situation— a hallucination likely a side effect of acute hunger. Until you can produce the names and the vehicle I asked for, your contributions are irrelevant. Let the realists talk.

Who do you think says the bold?

Answer: Atheists

And, you were the one who wrongly defined atheist and so, as you rightly observed, i listed your own character this played here which show that the definition of atheists is more than the definition which you gave it, thereby freeing me from having to define it.

And on your "cursing" God, it is now between you and Him. I and the thread are just standing as a witnesses waiting to enter the witness box and testify

And in all these as i said continue as you plan let us see where it would take you

twilliamx:
Enough is Enough.. the government should arm the citizens so that they can defend themselves from the marauding animals

Govt arm citizens? Are you serious.

If you were govt would you do that?

They have legs and hands if the citizens are serious they could even buy rocket launchers

SpencerForbes:
Let’s clarify some definitions. Atheism is the lack of belief in God. I, however, believe in God’s existence and His goodwill—that is my conviction, not yours. Believing in God but also believing in personal responsibility does not make one an atheist. I also believe in the gift of freewill; the power to shape my own life while trusting that He can intervene without me constantly shouting for attention.

Since when did self-reliance become a negative trait? You can label it 'pride' all you want, but that’s your internal projection. Your talk of 'pride' is merely a figment of your imagination. My advice? Focus on providing for your own basic needs especially food; once you are self-sufficient in the small things, your capacity for critical thinking will improve and you’ll be able to rely on yourself for small things while God handle the larger ones without your whining.

I’m guessing you’re still job hunting that’s why your mentality is on whining daily.

If you think atheism is just about lack of belief in God's existence, clearly your denial mode is still on "On"

And denial is one of the marks of an atheist.

You even lie which is another mark of an atheist.

And here you are saying that prayers don't work, another mark of an atheist. Not to talk of your silly pride and belief in yourself.

So, even in just this post, you have shown already who and what an atheist is and have ticked their boxes. And this is not to forget that the other day on another thread you even insalted and abused God blatantly.

As i said continue as you plan let us see where it would take you

KobolanderSegun:
The Pharisee thanked Himself..... I thanked God throughout and I gave all the glory to God.

I even thanked Jesus for saving me from Christianity

The definition of lip service and blasphemy

SpencerForbes:
The opposite of prayer isn't a curse; it’s indifference. Just because I choose not to beg doesn't mean I’m harboring ill will. I simply don't believe in constantly offloading my problems onto others, even if that’s what you expect of me. I believe I was created to be a problem-solver—someone who fixes things internally.

We are talking about the same Creator, but while you are focused on the 'ask,' I am focused on the 'thank you.' I’ve reached a point where gratitude is my primary form of communication. I only thank him and move on and I don’t expect any miracles but he still does some and I thank him but I don’t just go asking for favors always.

The opposite of prayer is not indifference but pride, atheism, stubborness, rebellion and self reliance.

And that is why I said continue as you plan let us see where it would take you

SpencerForbes:
Show me a 'Big Daddy' Camry on your lawn tomorrow through prayer alone, and I’ll become your most dedicated prayer partner.

The problem is that you are praying for basic sustenance. I don't bother the Divine with things that hard work can solve. you are still praying for survival and daily bread. I moved past that long ago; I pray for expansion and legacy through thanksgiving. You should focus on working hard enough to eliminate the need to pray for food.

Remember: we only request what we are missing. If your goal is something that takes five minutes to acquire, it isn't a goal—it’s just a grocery list.

As I said run your life as you plan and we shall all see if it would work out. Shikena

KobolanderSegun:
Jesus I praise You. I'm sitting in my house in peace while Christians who do not know you are Praying, screaming and shouting in your name like the 40 prophets of Baal.

The Bible says " Not by Power, Not by Might but by My Spirit say the Lord "

Jesus you said when we should pray we should enter our closet and pray quietly and God who sees us in secret will reward us publicity.

Thank you Jesus for it is not by screaming and shouting it is by your faithfulness and Mercy

Amen in Jesus Name

The bold shows that you must be the opm pastor's son who just got married on Saturday

SpencerForbes:
Who are you referring to, which of them? I didn't see any specific names mentioned. My point remains: in all your time on Nairaland, you have never provided a direct answer or a logical solution—only threats, you’ve never been straight to the point or offered anything of value. It is clear at this point that is the hallmark of a fraud. I’ve wasted enough brain cells on this; I’m moving on.

Ciao 🍻

Barring all your unintelligent distractions and change of post, the only important point is you run your life as you plan and we shall all see if it would work out. Shikena

SpencerForbes:
Which 'we'? 🤣 I don't know you from anywhere, abeg. If everyone is a conman, I guess you’re the only 'saint' left? If you say all these guys are conmen, who is the 'real' one now? You?

I’ve heard the same stories from JW, Deeper Life, and the rest. When I visited them, I realized they were even more cold-hearted than the ones they were criticizing. If you’re calling 'Pastorprenuers' frauds but you can’t show me one single person who can teleport with a snap of their fingers, then you’re a fraud too.

Until you can produce a 'man of God' who doesn't need a car or a plane to move, stop the noise. You’re just another side of the same coin.

Guy, rest abeg before I block you. I can bet that with all your 'holier-than-thou' talk, you don't even own an old 'Muscle' Camry. So what are you really saying? Don't mention me again. I’m not a party to your folly.

I gave you a simple test, show me a man that teleports frequently with a simple prayer and all you’re doing is making noise. I’m bigger than an emotional person and this April I need more matured minds on NL than noise makers.

You are just running all over place trying to raise distractions. But i told, e no go work. More fails.

The only important point her is you run your life as you plan and we shall all see if it would work out.

SixSeven:
Life is never linear. I hope you have learned your geometry lessons now. Good luck.

You did not put stop stop stop in the pattern for stagnancy

SpencerForbes:
Making Front Page doesn't mean it made sense. 😂 I can post a thread about 'craw-craw' on my leg and it will trend. It’s just entertainment. Don’t be this sl……………..

If your prayers were actually 'automatic' like you claim, your pastors wouldn't be buying private jets—they’d just be 'teleporting' with a snap of their fingers. we have the largest churches in the world but we are still the poverty capital. If prayer fixed systems, our pastors wouldn't need bulletproof SUVs. While you’re there waiting for a miracle, the 'Big Men' are enjoying their Cybertrucks.

I’ve told you a billion times—talking to you is mentally draining. Instead of following the Ibiyeomies of this world to buy Cybertrucks, you’re here praying for 'daily bread.' Go and build your life, abeg. Your mentions are starting to irritate me. my brain cells deserve a break from your 17th-century logic.

Until your pastors start flying by faith, they know what you don’t know. I doubt you can try it.

Yet, you did not go to the thread on that day to say so. As i said, Denial at its finest hour.

And now, seeing you have nothing sensible ? say,you have now circled back to the same pastorprenuers whom we all say are conmen as if your life will get better. No, it won't. You are only joining the thousands over hungry poor folks abusing them while they keep buying the most expensive toys that come out while you still get poorer every year. So, you see, your diversion did not work. Another fail.