₦airaland Forum

Siasia that was ban for life by FIFA shot up ya detty mouth mr. Siasia

Confiture:
See money. That money is like 1 billion now o. RIP man

It’s more than that it’s 4 billion naira in today’s naira

Believe it or not This is not the type of politics that grows a nation

What we practice in Nigeria is politics of people, tribe, religion, personalities, big men, instead of politics of Policies, development, indices etc.

In politics of Nigeria: I am your friend and party man if I like you and we can benefit from each other monetarily the end goal is always personal gain, put me here so I get this salary/contract/money.

It is never policies: by policies I mean: Human capital development: by this I don’t mean “empower the people” in the same way Nigerians mean it I.e: share money, rice and sewing machines I mean:

Universal access to quality education, investment in Science, Technology, Engineering and maths.

Affordable and accessible healthcare.

Efficient bureaucracy (civil service and civil servants will actually do their jobs without asking for bribes)

Economic diversification (away from Oil and away from Lagos state alone)
Promote value added manufacturing

Reliable electricity supply and many more

E done Dey long so I will end here

If I was politics of policies: the question will not be “will Nigeria ever develop” the question will be “How will Nigeria develop”

Because APC will be saying We want electricity for all Nigerians but we want it through Solar because it is clean

PDP will be saying we want electricity for all Nigerians but we want it through Dams because it is tested and trusted

It will be up to us to chose do we want APC’s Solar or PDP’s Dam.
Whoever we chose we know 💯% we are getting 24/7 electricity but the only question will be By which means?

But ladies and gentlemen I regret to tell you we are still doing politics of big men where everyone is beggarly looking up to the big man in the center with this kind of politics Nigeria will never ever develop especially Not in our lifetime. Not in the next 200 years no be curse I done sit down analyze am well well no magic no miracle can make us develop by accident.

One good leader will not be enough to help us develop whatever that 1 leader does in 8 years or 4 years will be sabotaged by the people around him and the people to come immediately after him we have seen this severally in local and state levels where 1 good Governor makes a state Tourism capital of west Africa like Donald Duke did or Number one supplier of bananas like Amaechi dead doing and the immediate Governor after him Wike it’s all gone.

The next Governor Mr. Wike is asking “are we monkeys that the foolish Governor before me gave you people of Tai local government of Ricers state banana plantations and Rison palm?” And he incentivized his boys/hoodlums to destroy the farms

I rest my case

tunjijones:
Why should I leave.

Nigeria is sweet o. Not all those countries that you will be working as a slave

Wait until UGM, boko boys, Cultists, Catch you.

Until herdsmen or bello Turji lay their hands on you

And you guys say Nigeria is better than abroad “no place like home” Clawns

Una think say these politicians get shame? lol 🤣

The same way b0k0 haram, herdsmen, religious bigots, ethnic jingoist, election riggers, pastorpreneurs, religious Extremists, yah00 boys, saida boj and her wig wearing bandits, cultists etc. have no shame and sympathy for their victims

It’s the same way these politicians in power have no shame about stealing from their constituents, stealing from the collective wealth of Nigeria(ns)

But it’s still good to remind them whenever we get the chance about how bad things really are and how dissatisfied we the people are and that if they kpai we will all jubilate and ask God to forgive us

David shut up abeg you too make noise you are part of the problem we have in this country.
Favour continue that talk abeg

If this was true dead body for done surplus their cemeteries and crematoriums would be full by now

Why isn’t he supposed to be there for only 6 months? How many months does he have left?

This 2025 is indias season of experiencing kpai kpai kpai spirit of kpai just dey hover over India this year

Reading the comments it is clear most of you do not even recognize when a house is crumbling.
With comments like “good for them now Nigerian brands can grow, MTN and DSTV should follow etc”

Look if these heavy big brands with all their money, technology, information and global experience cannot succeed in Nigeria what makes you think a much smaller brand with much lower pain tolerance and not much money will succeed?

Keep celebrating failures. Instead of learning from them, changing/editing policies as a result of them. You will not make any progress

Wike head dey hot 🥵
E go touch everybody

Him done chop belleful ?

E no sweet again

No shock value anymore

Keep in mind that these people are wearing their best clothes, their best attires, this things they have on is not their house clothes and yet see how they look. I pity those of you still toiling in vain unknown to you especially the corrupt overzealous once amongst you the police, the army etc. Extorting people and brutally manhandling innocent civilians this is how majority of you will end up.
Just saying “God forbid” “not my portion” “over my d**d body” and other religious chants will not be enough to change your tax system and pension scheme.
Keep doing APC PDP north south etc. Una go cry

Sowore are you not getting too old for all these.

Please do a “where are they now”

franchasng:
See the kpanla fish he could get, like father like son

If she big na still una go complain say him carry Orobo now him carry kpanla you still complain Wetin we go carry help me describe the spec abeg make me understand

Make we no enjoy with our Oyinbo babes again sake of say our papa Dey government hian una go try rest oh

Did they write “Yahoo boys” on their foreheads?
How did you guys come to that conclusion?
Also how do you know they are on drugs when you didn’t even catch them neither did you carry out a blood test or urine analysis not even a breathalyzer test smh Third world country for a reason.

Sharpsharp00123:
Being broke I never understood the power of being broke till I experience it live n direct. U will just b stranded n even to see common 3k to give your wife to arrange food go hard.

Thank God things have changed, my advice for people out there is that don't run faster than your Shadow, it's good to upgrade but don't rush to it.

I had a thriving business giving me at least 10k per day but I see many of my friends doing big things n traveling abroad, na so I sell everything try travel ooo, I enter 419 mouth live n direct.....ehn no b small matter my people

Eh ya sorry so las las you no travel na dupe dem dupe you

Naija sweet from abroad I swear, see as dem they take peoples children lives and futures play calo-calo, play game of thrones.

Whereas kids were I am are getting married, buying houses, saving for their retirements planning vacations a 22 year old in Nigeria cannot dream of any of these things infact the majority cant even dream of a real job that pays minimum wage or better you have to wait till you finish university before you MAY GET a good job but let us keep playing factional, regional, tribal politics. Big man politics, jagaban politics, Let us continue APC vs PDP, Igbo vs Yoruba.

Instead of policies, I mean; Immigration vs Anti immigration, Free education vs paid education, Privatization vs non Privatization, regulation vs Deregulation

What does APC or PDP or Labour Party stand for?what’s their party ideology? Are they anti immigration? Are they pro universal free healthcare? What are their stance on the farmer herder crisis? Which party is pro gun control (disarm the herdsmen) which party is saying arm farmers? Which party is pro choice? Which party is pro Renewable energy? Which party is saying reduce taxes? What do each party thinks about Nigeria intervening in foreign crisis and disputes “interventionism vs non interventionism”


For my friends abroad my age and younger most of them don’t even need to know who is running for what as long as it’s the Green Party they know what the party and most people in it stand for, if it’s republican even you Nigerians know what that party thinks about immigration, anti LGBTQ, taxes, anti gun control, no matter who is president you know what they will do and what they will not do, same goes for democrats you know they will be pro lgbtq, pro immigration, etc.

But you guys keep telling Atiku faction, Wike faction, Tinubu faction because the only thing your political parties care about is getting people in power regardless of the individuals ideologies as a result the political parties have no ideologies, no identity that is why Wike can move from PdP to APC seamlessly, Obi can move from PDP to Labour Party, Atiku can move from Nnpp, to Pdp to APC and back to pdp

Imagine Hilary Clinton or Obama moving from Democrats to Republican because they lost primaries 🤣 just imagine it. Or imagine Trump moving from the Republican Party to the Democratic Party 😂

So you nairalanders continue funfulling yourselves but I hope you know it’s your futures and that of your children they are playing with. With every new president that’s 8 years of your life wasted, 2 presidents = 16 years of your life gone and you still cannot boast of saving 1 million naira ($710) in a full calendar year.

Smh

lol Wike no be better person when it comes to agreements

Why is Sandra Duru so insistent on this issue.
Is Akpabio her husband or brother or what? Has she been paid? Is Natasha her enemy? There’s something not right about this.
Rarely do you see women pick sides with men it’s usually women supporting women in issues like these so what’s going on madam Duru

The way corrupt people, thieves, kidnappers, yahoo boys, evil politicians etc have LARGE fan base in Nigeria tells you the country is going nowhere fast (especially not anywhere enviable anytime soon.

Yahya Bello, James Ibori sentenced in 2012 for fraud and money laundering, Orji Uzo kalu sentenced in 2019 to 12 years in prison for fraud, Bode George sentenced in 2009 for contract splitting, Tinubu not yet formally convicted 1993 drug money forfeiture, Hushpuppi, Abba Kyari, Evan’s the kidnapper, religious extremists disguised as alphas and pastors, tribal gingoists described as ethnic champions or tribal leaders just name any person who is known for haven done significant damage to the lives of regular average Nigerians

The way these people even after conviction and in the face of insurmountable evidence still have die hard fans just tells you that even if you replace these evil guys evil leaders criminals and thief’s the people coming in as replacements are also criminally minded.

(This does not mean we shouldn’t change these evil leaders we should) I’m just stating the obvious

Jobless headless EFCC

Only in Nigeria an Agency such as EFCC will catch someone and keep without first investigating or filling charges.

You catch am keep pending investigation where does that happen?

Before an agency like EFCC catch you, your file suppose done full, evidence done choke full their hand, so that when you are arrested it’s beg and negotiations you will be negotiating not all these ones.
Ok, assuming he actually committed a crime but you guys still have no evidence has this not clearly alerted him as to your incompetence? He will just go back home and destroy all the real evidence, because He now knows you know nothing. He knows you are fishing for things to rope him with hence the searching of his phone.

Una no Dey see how interpol and FBI dey arrest yahoo boys and others for airport? Didn’t you see hushpuppi case? Before they come for you like that dey have IRREFUTABLE evidence. They will tell you we know xyz which is enough to put you in jail for this number of years and we have more we will present in court if you don’t confess or tell us abc which we are still trying to figure out to rope in your boss or whoever then you have no option but to corporate and get reduced sentence or not corporate and get full sentence simple not this child’s play Pursue pursue Police catch thief called EFCC.

Let me add this: it is INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN Guilty not guilty until proven innocent, so they have no right to arrest him first then start investigation after his arrest.
To the ignorant people supporting the arrest because it is VDM I hope you know if it can happen to VDM it can happen to you and your loved ones.
Infact if this is allowed to continue it means EFCC should or will arrest the full country one by one, First, beat all of us in the country, search our phones then start investigation after. If they are satisfied that you have nothing and feel like releasing some of us they do so if they feel they don’t like our faces or the way we chat online or one Facebook post we made from 3 years ago or we have one foreigner as friend online they can keep us locked up beyond 48 hours because “investigation is still ongoing” lol mumu country.

ALTERNATEID:
Barely 100 people are somewhere making noise and this useless media platform is reporting it as if it is one serious protest. I am in my office in Abuja right now and there is no protest rocking anywhere.

Even if you kpai 50 people will not come out on the streets for you so relax

Even from EFCC cell him good work still dey speak for am

Who jamb jam