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Rapsainot:
غخع شسث سفعجقاي

Dios te bendiga!

Rapsainot:
Invite her to your house, tell her you don't love her...

If she still doesn't agree with you....

Beat her, give her the beating of life. I swear she won't stalk you again



Typing from experience.....

Nemesis go catch up with you and your numerous experiences one day, why can't you go fight your mate and let's sEe the result, Lazy cow, woman beater. Just wondering what your miserable life look like outside this forum, dear go take several seats you shouldn't be called a man

100Cents:
My church has very very pretty ladies.

But as it goes, nah boyfriends/girlfriends full there who met outside the church.

I picked courage and toasted one. I told her it was marriage on my mind from the first day. She said she was engaged. I took her words and forgot it. Later, she came around acting interested. I asked her, what's up ? She said she was developing interest in me. I asked if she was breaking up with her fiancée. She kept quiet.

She is hot today, she is cold tomorrow. I really wanted to make her feel at home. I started taking her to my house. I exposed us to alcohol. She takes more than I do. Strong head. She hardly gets drunk.

Afterwards, she started seeking to be cared for like a gf.
Being an open minded person, I asked her what direction we were going so no one feels being taken along on a goose chase. She said she doesn't know.

I just stopped. She runs to me and greets me in church any day we meet but I have started losing that spark for her because she is too secretive. All I did for her to feel free with me, or see me as a friend didn't work. I hate emotionally frigid or rigid ladies..

They will want people to see them with you even when nothing is going on and she is still playing hide and seek.

Now this where the p is, I'm not a saint either but a lady told you she's engaged, she came back to you and you decided to accept her as a friend or what! Dude when it comes to marriage ish the best is to use the head not heart. Are you that desperate?

I personally do not subscribe to meeting people in church, a lot of them are craps looking for whom to be stuck with, with their sunday sunday holier than thou attitudes, even the pastorates.

And don't ever tell a lady on the first meeting that you want marriage. Some might freak out or take for MR-wife-hunter believe me I know what I'm talking about. There are ways by which you can ease your way into people's heart with freaking them out.

The reason why your search is not yielding results is because your giving it too much attention,like when a woman is trying to conceive. All she needs to do is enjoy intimacy with her husband and wala!! Here comes the patter of feet. Dude focus more on your social life, go to gathering meets new people,hang out with friends, spoil yaself silly and just be cool with yourself. Don't jump into relationship, date,make friends and trust me you come back and testify. Except if you're the type that doesn't see anything good in way of life because of your past .... Enjoy singlehood dear

Sorry for my epistle though

100Cents:
Nothing about desperation here. I have female friends and I know at least 3 that are waiting to hear from me, " Marry me ". And you go come chop cake but I don't love any.

I also meet ladies weekly or monthly basis. Church would have been ideal but I had a bitter experience trying to date a church lady. Most of them are fake.

Likewise the church guys. They are super fake

100Cents:
Bro, I regret missing the first opportunity.

I think there is always a 2nd chance..

Just be open-minded and please STOP looking for your ex's traits in all the girls that comes your way, every woman has a unique trait embedded in her even the ones called holes.

kimond101:
Fish Pepper soup with potato

Ewwwwwwww....not inviting a'all

FrancisTony:
When I first saw the topic before I clicked, I knew the list would be made-up of Untalented actors/actress(es).

Only kids and immature men/women share their sexual experience/fantasy for the world to know. Smh

Shut the hell up! What have you achieved so far with your miserable life? Take several seats dearie

AlphaLycan:
Hehehehe....Soon she will. She is still on the treasure hunt.

Gbam!

AlphaLycan:
I'm an exception to this. A big exception. I don't like it,it does nothing for me. I just blank and wonder 'what is this geh looking for inside my ears? Hian!.

Buh ma gurl!, it sends her into an euphoric oblivion!.

She has not discovered your mumu botton... Your own is not ears

AfricanApple:
I doubt its a general stuff, I will find it it difficult to do dat though, the ear can be dirty na

Follow clean guys leave dirty ones

khiaa:
Ooooooooh!! You are a naughty man, but I like it.
@op.... Some women like getting their ears kissed, it's not just a man thing.

it feels like heaven.I love it ....lol

[quote author=enimcnite post=27875413]one tall, dark, & handsome 12 inches-LONNNGGG D.ICKED nigerian dude don hammer dis ghanian orangutan wife.
Get over it bro , don't push ur anger on my beloved Nigeria and its wonderful citizens simply becos ghanian babes dig us ...ghanians english ascent turns my stomach , ur burnt-yam skin color is disgustin ....even ur ghana must go bag hs gone out of fashion in nigeria....beggars don't use it again. ur music is whacked , ur fashion sense is laughable , lolsss....leme jst stop here cos wateva shit happens in our country, good or bad, we are and will always remain the GIANT OF AFRICA!! & we cool wit dat #peaceout [/quote ] See ya mouth...you can talk for AFRICA sef

enimcnite:
i will not use my mouth to criticize or judge a man of God....i just dey observe!

Well said!

Tallesty1:
Isn't kissing a waste of time?





Why waste all that time when the good stuff is down there waiting?

Really!! Gross

Brainhack!!! Where are you?

comsoy:
Hi. I was once in your shoes. I quite understand your situation. But wait, do you have skills? Most importantly, are you good on a PC? Or even your phone, android or Windows? I'm into lots of legit stuffs I mostly do from the comfort of my home. I can help. Just send me a pm or find how you can reach me as I don't like to drop my number here, you know spammers na. Well, just check my profile here, you'll find how to contact me. I wish you the best.

Pls I'm interested

snowballa:
brossssssssss which one do u know then i can address it from your view

Pls I'm also interested

FireVexen:
2/10 ............. kidding 10/10.. you are okay bro , im also ugly (check my profile) dont go all "rate me" about it. you are okay

lol... Funny you

coogar:
•she doesn't respect you
•she doesn't appreciate you
•she is a moaner
•she compares you to her father all the time.

divorce isn't even needed now. man up & give her father a call. break it down to him how he has failed as a father to bring up her daughter the proper way.

tell him how disappointed you are to have been scammed to marry a damaged good(his daughter). tell him you are few inches away from driving a dagger into his daughter's heart & if care is not taken, he would be burying his daughter instead of celebrating christmas....

trust me, things would change......

what kind of advice is this for crying out loud!! do you really have to say something?

jaybee3:
The winner is not necessarily going to be the best writer. The winner is going to be one who has met the yet to be defined competency level for university aspirants as well as being able to provide evidence of financial hardship alongside exemplar grades

Sorry for derailing,please how can I create a topic

Mysterious33:
Here's mine, the woman sitting next to me wore this hard lacy-material and each time it touches my hand, it's like I'm been scrubbed with a metal sponge and at every available opportunity, she rubbed that cloth on me. At a point, I had to check my hand for bloodstain, I could bet I would bleed if the service extended for another 10mins....guess its d case of a sheep in wolf-clothing.

LMAO....

hischoice: I'm going home tonight to kneel before her (hope she allows me) and say "Thank You."

We are in our first trimester, and I, most times, technically ignore her, thinking she's faking those attitudes. I've been horrible.

Omigod! I'm in tears right now.....

kudoxs: 1.28am?! Hmmmm! Sorry ma o, rili sorry

Sorry for your yanshy

kudoxs: 1.28am?! Hmmmm! Sorry ma o, rili sorry

Sorry for your yanshy

kudoxs: your signature says ' don't let a kiss fool you and don't be kissed by a fool'... Can't help but wonder which one goes with your post.

Whatefa *in jenifa's voice*

tundemogba12: Blackberry phone till Jesus come again! To hell with your android phones and their data consumption unlimited

tundemogba12: Blackberry phone till Jesus come again! To hell with your android phones and their data consumption unlimited

Oya take..mmmuah and a very big hug .Nobody taught me before I went back to my abandoned bold 5 abeg na only BB fit do am jare

Mr cork be like..fsdfxvxbxnxjksksjkxzjzbxsdhjskjdslaoyedqokkskjqiwqoqaiqqoqqoqwyeedbxzmakakioqwuwqywghgsdvbnsamksiko......phew he's so confuse