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PoliticalThuG:
1 - she is still a girl/lady cos she has never married before.

2 - she wanna marry me out of love and trust she has for me.

a female adult woman being... trust me, the feeling you are getting now is not real... you don't want to put yourself in a situation where you need to explain yourself everytime to everyone.. and i don't think it is wise putting yku there.

The moment i received her call and the first thing she ask is "Dayo, are you at home?".... "Ok, i'm coming"... then i know something is about to go down between us...

PoliticalThuG:
There is this girl i love. I wanna marry her. She is beautiful, rich and intelligent.

From your story, two things are untrue.
1. For her to be 45, she is not a girl, she is a woman.
2. For her to also want to marry you, she is not intelligent.

That's not age difference man, thats age multiplication.

who would have cared if an African man did that in there country. On Friday, i visited a Zenith Bank to make a cash deposit, so i took a deposit slip which happens to be the last one there. An Asian lady needs one too.. as a foriegner, i decided to respect, and help her out... so i asked of one the securities where the lady can get a deposit slip... the security man be like... "..they are bringing it now, give the lady the one wey dey your hand make she use.. you know say she be oyinbo"..... i just give the man that "so what? abi you dey craze" look... and went on with my business

looks like an Alien..

I still do these to Mariam and she still thinks i still like her... not knowing that i'm on a revenge mission.... Love has no formular Mr.

wait... who says Igbo girls are the most beautiful? ... and for the fulanis... there beauty is only when they are teens or early twenties.... they will become like poor indians when they reached thirty...

KingRex1:
try the 540

540? thanks... i just hope it will stand at least 7hours of web browing while using 2g...

KingRex1:
in my opinion, roughly 8-10k.

Btw who gave u dat gist bou the battery life of 730, it aint so thru. Tho it gat gorrilla glass, carl zeiss cam, high screen resolution nd eligible for win10 update

really... i just need an affordable windows phone with good battery life and upgradeable to win 10.. can you suggest one that would cost about 5k?

KingRex1:
is the 730 gona be a new phone?

No, it is going to be UK used too..

I have this Lumia 820 phone. I bought it as UK used but it is still looks new. (3 months usage). It is a very nice phone. The phone suits my taste as really but.... i am not impressed with the battery life at all. I have tried changing the battery but it seems thats how the phone is made. It is a general problem... A lumia 730 shares the same feature with the phone but this one has a monster battery that takes to drain on hard usage. I plan visiting west minister to swap the my 820 with the 730 (UK used) Pls if you know about the two phones and the market. Kindly give me the idea of amount i should budget. Thanks, i will appreciate your respknse.

is this picture real or is it a painting?

some part of me tells me it is a painting but looking at the water and the reflection of the children on the water, i am convinced.

timidapsin:
too slow

Too Slow... Made me remember Fast and Furious 7..

Love Money makes the world go round.

donholy28:
you d be very foolish to think that u can decide for ur child

Stages of Parent-Children relationship.
1. Parents make decisions for children.
2. Children make decisions for themselves.
3. Children make decisions for parent.
So let me modify the topic maybe you can consider modifying your comment.
"When will you leave your children to make a relationship decision for themselves"

ladyF:
When you graduate from Uni. Most of these school relationships don't last, plus most people are not even mature enough by then.

lol... what of one that is matured before his Uni level.

I have this debate with myself about when i will allow my children to be into a romantic relationship. A place in my heart choose when he/she finished her secondary school. considering some fact like the alarming rate of make ups and break ups, distraction, etceteral.. i choose to accept to they are in relationship when they are fully graduate or when they are about to be one.
I also dont want to be a dictator daad. i finally come to conclusion to allow my children to be in relation if i know he/she is the type that can handle its goodies and consequencirs

tLet's hear your opinion.

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mctifey:
Hehehe.

Twas another level of logical begging then.


Op you didn't put the category of those that'd put a ridiculous date.

haha, yes, that's true... as if they will be giving out million naira

Happy chrismas and happy new year in advance to all nairalanders.
I have this nostalgic feeling when my brother presented this card to me yesterday. O boy, it makes me remember when i when i was young, i will buy this card... cancle the "less likely to get stuff" if not "impossible" like Trip to Mr. Biggs, TV game, Bicycle, etc., and replace it with money, money and money. lol.
The card is sold at #5 at my time.. depending on the category of adults that pen it.. the return can be more than #100.
1. Some category of adults will pen the promise card but will not fulfill there promise. Most of them will know they won't fulfil it in the first place because they know children can be manipulated with lies. children will keep disturbing them till the festival fades away and the card lost.
2. Another category is one your family member falls into. You present the promise card, they sign and pay immediately. Children recognize these set of people well so they are always the first to be given the card before any other hunt.
3. There are some category that pay immediately when they sign but the amount falls between #5 to #20 , they believe the money children need is not for anything than to buy biscuit. Some won't even sign when they pay.

Turn on: Good mannerism, common sense, neat, black, slim, good sense of judgement, , respectful, simple dressing, good spoken and written English.

Turn of: Lack of common sense and manners, light, dress irresponsibly, bad English, talkative and Above All, FLIRT.

Nobel Laureate, Prof Wole Soyinka, yesterday spoke frankly on the agitation in the South East and declared that Biafra cannot be defeated. Soyinka added that the agitation did not come to him as a surprise. He also defended his choice of President Muhammadu Buhari as a better candidate, in the last presidential contest between him and former president Goodluck Jonathan. Speaking on Channels Television last night, Soyinka said agitation for Biafra will never go away as Biafra is an idea. He said: “I remember I wrote an article during the war and I said at that time that Biafra cannot be defeated. People misunderstood what I was saying. I said once an idea has taken hold, you cannot destroy that idea. You may destroy the people that carry the idea on the battlefield, but, ultimately, it is not the end of the story.” He said instead of government issuing threats to Biafran agitators, it should rather go to the South East and find out why they are agitating for another country and see what it could do to remedy the situation. “Go into that environment and ask what are those things we can do to make you content, to make you feel part of this entity. Listen to some other Biafrans and ask them why they want to stay. But, don’t go around saying ‘the sovereignty of this country is indivisible, it is not negotiable.’ That type of language would only make matters worse,” Soyinka said. He added that the agitation for Biafra has made it imperative for Nigerians to take yet another look at restructuring the country. On Buhari’s election, Soyinka said his preference for the president, during electioneering, was borne out of his conviction that he was a better candidate. He said the situation in the country was such that he reckoned that another four years of Jonathan could be disastrous for the country. “At that time, we had reached the bottom. I believed that if the country underwent another four years under Jonathan, we could be in trouble. I then looked at Buhari. I talked to people They said he had changed.” He said he had weighed the options, knowing that the negatives on Buhari were his excesses. “I don’t like people who just jail others. Very reluctantly, I weighed the option and was convinced that the country would be better under Buhari,” he said. The Nobel Laureate said his conviction was based on the fact that Buhari could not be worse than Abacha, declaring: “I said if he deviated, we will fight him. Look at what is coming out , the rot. You can see we didn’t make a mistake.”
http://sunnewsonline.com/new/soyinka-opens-up-on-biafra-buhari/

Scientists in the United Kingdom have
confirmed the existence of a new sexually
transmitted disease called mycoplasma
genitalium.
The confirmation of the bacterial disease,
which causes painful urination among
other things, as an STD comes more than
two decades after it was first discovered.
A team of fourteen researchers arrived at
the conclusion after conducting a national
survey of the sexual lifestyles and attitudes
of British men and women.
The researchers said the study, which
involved testing urine from 4,507 sexually
experienced participants aged 16 to 44
years for MG, “strengthens evidence that
MG is an STI”.
They added, “MG was identified in over one
per cent of the population, including in
men with high-risk behaviours in older age
groups that are often not included in STI
prevention measures.”
The study found that men of black ethnicity
were more likely to test positive for MG and
showed that the prevalence of the disease
was 1.2 per cent in men and 1.3 per cent in
women.
It also found that for both men and women,
the disease was strongly associated with
reporting risk behaviours such as increasing
the number of total and new partners and
unsafe sex in the past year.
Although it recorded no positive MG tests in
men aged 16 to19, prevalence peaked at 2.1
per cent in men aged 25–34 years, while
prevalence in was highest in 16 to 19-year-
olds at 2.4 per cent and decrease with age.
It added, “Men with MG were more likely to
report previously diagnosed gonorrhoea,
syphilis or non-specific urethritis, and
women previous trichomoniasis.”
Health.com in an article about the study
quoted a clinical associate professor, Raquel
Dardik, as saying the symptoms for women
included irritation, painful urination and
bleeding after sex, while those for men
included painful urination and watery
discharge from the penis.
According to the article, the disease has
been linked to both inflammation in the
cervix (cervicitis) and pelvic inflammatory
disease, which is a serious condition often
caused by other STDs like chlamydia and
gonorrhea.
Dardik was also quoted as saying that
around 10 per cent of women who develop
PID (which causes abdominal pain, fever,
painful cervix, and pain or bleeding during
sex), could blame MG as the underlying
cause.
She, however, said people could get tested
for MD and that it was treatable with the
antibiotic azithromycin, adding that the use
of condoms was an effective way of
preventing it.
Dr. Jorgen Jensen of the Mycoplasma
Laboratory, Statens Serum Institut in
Denmark, however, said although the
single-dose azithromycin treatment was
best for MG, it was not good enough.
He explained in an article published in an
issue of Clinical Infectious Diseases that
although initial in vitro studies suggested
that antibiotics of the tetracycline class
were active, clinical experience soon
demonstrated their inefficiency in
producing both microbiologic and clinical
cure.
He added that two recently published
observational studies of 120 Australian and
183 Norwegian MG-positive patients found
that only 84 per cent and 79 per cent,
respectively, were cured by a single 1-g dose
of azithromycin.
Jensen said, “(A study the study by) Mena et
al provides a clear-cut answer to the
question of whether multidose doxycycline
or single-dose azithromycin is most efficient
for the treatment of M. genitalium—
positive urethritis; undoubtedly,
azithromycin is best. However, it is not good
enough, and additional studies of new
approaches are definitely needed.”

www.punchng.com/scientists-confirm-new-sexual-disease/

Son: Dad, what is the difference between confident and confidential.

Father: You are my son, that I am confident. Your friend, billy that lives the next door, is also my son, that is confidential

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?” “Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.”

This is what happens when the doctor gives you a prescription

10. Being a Nigerian itself is odd and funny
Foreigners believe that everything about Nigerians is odd.
Hehe! We are odd and we like it that way! Makes me wonder why we have lots of expats in Nigeria. Some who have visited Nigeria want to visit again and again, hoping that one day, maybe they might become like us. Ko joor!

9. Nigerians take education too seriously
People abroad do not believe in studying till you die! That is why they find it odd when they see a Nigerian who has a PhD and is looking forward to study for Litt.D, DSc or LL.d.
We take education too seriously because we believe that it is the key to having a fulfilled life. Though, things are changing – and Nigerians now believe that you can still work hard and be successful rather than studying for ages to become a successful person. However, education in Nigeria is important.

8. Foreigners believe Nigerians are not polite and orderly
People abroad think Nigerians are not orderly because they jump queues or do not line up in an orderly fashion.
Why waste time on the queue when it is every man for himself. Sometimes, the last shall be the first and the first shall be the last. Hehe!

7. Exchanging foods on special occasions
Exchanging foods with neighbours and friends on special occasion like Christmas or Ramadan serve as a token of our friendship, love and goodwill. I love this and I always look forward to it every year.

6. When a woman cooks for her husband everyday
Nigerian wives cook for their husbands not because it is compulsory or they are forced to do it. They cook for their husbands to show how much they love them and also because it is part of our culture and traditions.