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These pictures were really funny. They remind you of things you do subconsciously.
Let's go.

interview question:
1. A glove and cup both cost 110naira. The cost of the glove is 100times more than that of the cup. How much is the cup?

2. If it takes 10 machines 10minutes to make 10doughnuts, how long will it take 100machines to make 100doughnuts?

3. A man wants to venture into business so he buys a dozen eggs for 5naira and sells them for 3naira. From his calculation, if he sells 20eggs daily, in 1year he will be a millionaire. And his calculation is correct. How is that possible?

My answer:
Dear employer,

This is not the solution to your company problem(s).

Explorers:
A boy sits during a tribute to the players of Brazilian team Chapecoense Rea at the club's Arena Conda stadium in Chapeco, in the southern Brazilian state of Santa Catarina on November 29.

The players were killed in a plane accident in the Colombian mountains.

So sad... On my birthday.

GoodyOG:
pls am also having the same problem... any time am in 3g or auto mod, service drops foreva but if am in 2g, service will b steady... it started all of a sudden after i updated my fone from 4.4 to 5.o

Which phone are you using?

I have searched all over the internet for solutions but no joy. Nairaland is my last hope now.

I bought a London used LG L70 phone, it comes pre-installed with version 4.4 KitKat. I updated it to CM13 of 6.0 Marshmallow (then to 7.1 Nougat then rolled back)

I noticed that I can't browse using 3G despite the network setting. Before the update, if I choose the 3G option, I will lose network.

After the update, if I chose 3G.. it automatically switched back to 2G and internet is awfully slow. (sad)

I don't know if it is the phone band or something.

I hope that someone will be able to help me here. Thanks in advance. God bless you.

Nastydroid:
what is that special security in windows

Nothing special.
Some apps modify some facilities on your phone to work like Contacts, call history, message inbox, etc.
It takes some extra effort and resources on Windows phone to breach them.
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Aside that, nothing special.

twosquare:
Anyway, to each his own. I've used android all through but last month, I changed to Windows. Reason because I'm tired of android. Just wanna try out a new OS, and with what I've seen, I can say I'm satisfied because I don't do much.Chats on social apps, monitor my business online, a little gaming, film, etc. which I see Windows can handle. I'm not a fan of any OS, can stick to any to satisfy my needs and perhaps curiosity. Can we say android is the future with how technology is going? Let's wait till then, any OS can just emerged and sweep away others we have now in its wake.

You see, I agree with you that the love for an OS is based on preference just like beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.
I'm not saying that Windows is bad (Bad for explorers though).. but my point is there's no new or great feature about Windows that Android did not offer. But there are some small small great feature that Android offers that Windows are just on about considering. I use both, and as a developer, I explore both devices as if I am working for Google Inc. & Microsoft Inc. Google is growing faster (in mobile).. if Microsoft take a step, Google have already taken 5 step ahead. Microsoft target class, Google did not, but they are exploring every bit Mobile phones can help us in our day to day activity.
If Microsoft is thinking about an easy way to link a shy guy to woo a girl easily, Google is already thinking about making the mobile an assistance to woo the girl for us. (Just kidding)

Let me end this, Microsoft work with paid developers, and get reviews from insiders.. but Android is an open source project, developers (on their own) can contribute to the Android development.

Security, Android is good but Windows is better.
All other things, Windows is good but Android is better.

The last Android version I used since I ported to Windows 7 is Ice Cream Sandwich... I love windows because of it's design, the updates made me feel Windows is going to be at the top soon, to top it all, I feel different & I will argue with anyone that compares Windows with sh!tdroid. (That's what it appeared to me them)
After using windows for 4 years, from W7, to W8, 8.1 and finally to W10.. I decided to buy an Android phone as a second phone. (LG running Marshmallow)...
After using it for just a week, I realized that the updates I'm craving for on Windows is already here. The design on Windows closed my eyes but design on Android opened them. Top top it all, I know people feel different using Windows but let me tell you the truth, they shouldn't feel different, they should feel outcasted.

Ladies and gentlemen, android is the future..

WhatsApp is extending support for BlackBerry OS, BlackBerry 10, Nokia S40 and Nokia Symbian S60 until June 30, 2017.

https://blog.whatsapp.com/10000617/WhatsApp-support-for-mobile-devices

What do you guys think of this development?

oh my God... from what i am seeing in this match ehn... it seems like manchester united and manchester city are going to end this match with a draw... either 2.2 or 3.3... correct score

The popular saying "Life is now too short to...." brought about this topic to my mind.
Let me be concise.
There are claims that Qur'an and biblical characters lived many years.
Adam; claimed to have lived 930 years.
Methuselah; 969 years.
Seth; lived 912 years.
Enosh; lived 905 years.
Kenan; lived 910 year. Etcetera.

And any present generation that lived about 180 years will draw attention.
Some people now doesn't even want to grow too old. (like 100)

Is there any scientific explanation to why older generations lived longer?

mhisbliss:
op CrazyQuinn have said it all, it might be a movie you watched or something you imagined before going to bed, its normal dont read diabolic meanings to it and don't let anyone tell you its the forces of evil

I can relate to what you said... I used to have lots of dream about me doing Grand Theft Auto in my sleep when I was very young.. that's what I thought at my first night but this one is now becoming the fourth times... and I don't do movies anymore (though I still play GTA)

EmperorLee:
It all boils down to hindrances to your progress in life and yeah sometimes dreams are the representations of what's happening in the spiritual realm or what will happen in future. Just pray over it.

Thanks bro, praying already...

Sweetpenis:
Op u dey play naijabet or baba ijebu?

Me? No o.. I don't o

I have been having dreams for the past four days straight and I don't know if I should be concerned about it.
On the first day, I dreamed that I board a ship going somewhere, we were attacked by pirates but we managed to fight them off and escaped to a small island. On the island, we were attacked by snakes, one almost bit me, i was scared that I jumped up from my sleep. (waking up the whole family).
Second day, I was walking on a particular route. I saw many snakes.. I did not turn back, instead, I was jumping over them to find my way
On the third and today, in my dream, a disaster happened that caused the whole world want to vanish (like tsunami, earthquake or something), it is about a plane crash today, and I see myself struggling to save my life alongside with others..


please everyone, I do not plan to board a ship soon or a plane (though I would like to hehehe)... does what one sees in sleep matter? contrary to my nature, I am feeling pessimistic right now..

Mustack:
am in Ilorin right now.. i will be coming to lag soon..
WhatsApp me with my signature ok

I'm anticipating to talk to you...
i want to visit plaza at Lagos Island to see if there is an engineer that can do it for me...

Mustack:
Where are you currently

State: Lagos. Closest Landmark: Ijora.

Mustack:
Omo it took me heaven and earth to learn that thing.. My advice is to find someone close to you that will put you thru one on one

Thanks man, i'v been doing reaserch on Google for over two weeks now.... I have had the idea though but I am stuck in unlocking my device bootloader and getting a custom recovery like CWM or TWRP... if I get past that.. I believed I will get there. There is no one around me that have even heard of custom ROM not to talk of CM.

Mustack:
Official custom ROM via CM13 abdroid6.0 marshmellow

Guy... I am interested in CyanogenMod custom ROM too... but I do not how to go about it. I am a starter... can you please give me a guide on how to get it.. from unlocking bootloader to the end... thanks... awaiting your response..

REASON #1: TOO MANY BOTTLED UP EMOTIONS
Relationships are emotionally overwhelming, taxing and a high investment on both parties. It takes the very best and very worst of individuals. Men are supposed to be strong supporters and a healthy masculine presence in a relationship, but even the best men can become emotionally overwhelmed and consumed by their intense bottled up emotions. When a man cannot handle the emotions being thrown at him, he will become anxious, high-strung or at times even shut down. If he feels inundated with stress and cannot cope with all the emotions in the relationship, he will eventually walk away from the source of his angst.
REASON #2: HE FEELS LIKE HE CAN’T LIVE UP TO EXPECTATIONS
What happens when you never feel good enough for someone? You feel disappointed and discouraged that you will never be what your partner needs you to be. Men who feel like they can never live up to the expectations of their partner often walk away, as a way to escape the negative feelings of disappointment that constantly weigh them down.
REASON #3: THE UGLY OUTWEIGHS THE GOOD
What drives a man to commit himself to one woman and one woman only? What exactly is that feeling that is so powerful it turns an independent man into a fawning and adoring partner? Love, appreciation and devotion. Think about your current relationship- does your man feel these things in your relationship? If your relationship is in a constant state of negativity and stress, then a man will begin to wonder why he is committed to a toxic relationship in the first place. If the bad is constantly outweighing the good a man will likely walk out in hopes to find a relationship where he will always feel loved, appreciated and adorned.
REASON #4: HIS PHYSICAL EXPECTATIONS ARE NOT MET
It is true- relationships all have an intimacy standard and each partner often has their own set of physical expectations they expect to be met. What happens when neither partner is satisfied with their physical relationship? “They become guarded with each other. They stop confiding in each other,” said psychologist Lori Gordon. “They wall off parts of themselves and withdraw emotionally from the relationship, often into other activities–or other relationships. They can’t talk without blaming, so they stop listening.” Once the passion has been extinguished and has left the relationship, who is to say the man won’t leave as well?
REASON #5: HE CAN’T SEE A BRIGHT FUTURE
Sadly we have all done it, especially in the beginning of relationships. We have all created mini life tests that question whether the person we are dating is future-proof. Men who do not see a future working out or being as they imagined will often walk out on a relationship before the emotions become too deep.
REASON #6: HE CAN’T HANDLE CO DEPENDENCE
This reason is equal parts applicable to men and women- if you have given everything up and invested all that you are and ever hope to be to this one relationship, your man may walk away out of his need to breathe. Giving up hobbies, friends, family time, neglecting all the things that once defined who you were all for your relationship comes off extremely needy, clingy and codependent. Men who feel as if the person they are with has lost their own personal source of happiness and rely heavily on him for their joys will likely walk away.
REASON #7: ADMIRATION IS LOST Strong, happy and long lasting relationships are not given but are built and fortified with admiration. If a man does not feel adored, he will likely walk away. The small things in a relationship matter most. Do you still text each other good morning and goodnight texts? Do you still laugh at all his funny jokes? Do you still kiss each other goodnight? Are you taking care of the smallest and most mundane details of your relationship that remind him you still love and appreciate him? If you are not, your man will likely question what his purpose in your life is and will likely walk away.

Finally, I dropped the shit called windows mobile
.... there is nothing wrong with being different though but there is a lot wrong with being outcasted. Enjoying my optimus LG L70.. feeling like a boss.

I'm neither a zombie or a wailer in case you start looking for the hints between my words.

We all know that the government have a very small control of the bad economic sitiation of the country.

I believed the fall in the international price of crude oil which causes the rise in dollar is not the government's fault. So i decided to just lay low and maintain my trust in the government.

When a country is facing something like this, i believed the first step is to feed her people. Nigerians can bear anything as long as there is food in there stomach.

I made the concept in my mind that the government should reduce the duty rate of food stuffs (rice essp.) and allow importers to bombard us with rice (while we are working on mass local production that will sustain the whole nation) despite the high exchange rate.

But just few days ago i heard the duty rate of imported goods have been increased?

I wish there there is an Economist that can explain to me the good things Buhari is planning so that i can still believe in him. It seems like my faith don dey waiver?

I admit. I am a zombie.

Show her more love than you used to. Give her more attention. Then inform her that you want to tell her something, (make sure it sounds like a bad news).. But don't tell her yet, postpone it till about a week and a half.

Don't stop showing her love but make your face look sad almost all the time.

She will be curious, and she will ask you what's the matter. Reply her with "I will tell you tomorrow.."

When tomorrow comes, start with "You know I'd always want to tell you something..." Then drop the bomb.

Adjust the story so that you won't appear like a bad person.

After the break-up, make sure you still keep in touch with her. Be a good friend (not a good ex-lover)

Everything will be fine after that, she won't see you as someone she has a bad experience with. In stead, as a good man, but the relationship wouldn't work due to nature.

I do not guarantee you success but if you master the act of perfect hypocrisy, even if situation changes, you can direct it to your favour. Best of luck.

I will date you. I will make you become submissive. I will not abuse it. I am the best lover. MJ, you are a lucky girl.

I am dating someone else apart from her but she is the most important person to me. i am afraid to lose her. I tremble when i see her. I truly love her. I can do anything for her but i still have a side chick and i don't know why i did that.

Unseen:
Is it only me or has anybody noticed that after the update to Win 10 Os Build 10.0.10586.494, The touch issue on Lumia 535 stopped. for days now am using the phone without screen guard and the touch issue is gone.

The Os seems so stable now

Have you downloaded the latest whatsapp? Has the delay in whatsapp notification fixed? How's the battery saver too?

It's been a while since the water system in our community has spoilt so we've been buying satchet water to do our things. It rained all day yesterday so my mum used the rain water to do the cookings and some other stuffs. She even served it as drinking water. I observed the water, it is clear, colourless, and odourless like a normal water. It's my first time of drinking water from the rain (perhaps that's what I thought), and i am still drinking now. I just need you guys you help me satisfy my curiousity, to know if it is safe to continue drinking it or not.

Topestbilly:
Op! Op!! Opppp!!!

Before I open my eyes replace that no1 with

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that list is not complete without him

Lol.. I just do imagine how the guy mention notification will look like. Mentions (7000)