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OP.. Why are you lying? I just passed the said bridge and nothing of sort happened today.. And the pics I am seeing up there is something that happened months ago... I am sure coz I see am with my koro koro eyes..

On the sight of the pics.. I'm already thinking of "side chick"

Who is fooling who?

What I hate most is people to call me... And expecting me to be the one to initiate a conversation...

Some countries don't make big deal out of these things... But you are stupid thinking your country, "Nigeria" is "Some country"

Civilization ti take over, chasing common sense away.

bobo65:
Experienced dat on my Lumia 920
By messages, do u mean just bbm? Cos That's where i had issues And also wen playing music with bbm, it gets stuck to one music

WhatsApp, and some other social media apps.

RZArecta:
hearing this for the first time.
Have you tried soft resetting ?
Is your os up to date ?
You might have to delete the app and re install it all over again

I have done that bro. Currently running windows 10...

Help... WhatsApp on Lumia 535 won't deliver messages until i open the app. Not running battery saver mode. Checked the notification and ib have allowed it to run in the background but nothing seems to work. Even WindowsCentral users are complaining.. are you experiencing same?

"@LekeAlder. #Letr2Jack © Leke Alder talk2me@lekealder.com"

Lalasticlala, i know this is not a snake neither isvitva celeb pics or cleavage but i think this is Front page worthy.

1. Dear Jack, you’re making a similar mistake as that gentleman who posted that funny text about his expectation for his wife

2. “6 months b4 I marry” he wrote, “I’ll tell my fiancée to go study my mum so she can be exactly like her. She’s too perfect!”

3. In other words this young man wants to marry his mother. He forgot he’s not his father.

5. You’re making the same mistake basing expectations of your wife on the template of your mother.

6. For one thing your mother was born in the 20th century, your wife in the 21st century. Born in two different centuries.

7. The factors which shaped your mother are therefore not the factors that shaped your wife.

8. History shapes us whether we like it or not and without our consent.

9. Your wife and your mother don’t have the same parentage. Even if they do they can never be the same.

10. Therefore your mum and your wife are two different individuals with different personalities and temperaments.

11. That’s not saying your wife shouldn’t emulate good qualities in your mum.

12. But to expect your wife to be like your mum… Come on!

13. Now we don’t know whether your late dad shares your sentiments about your mum.

14. A good mother is not necessarily a good wife after all. In some people, the capacities are exclusive.

15. If you want to marry your mum, why don’t you simply clone her and save your wife the trauma.

16. And have you ever thought your wife might also want you to be like her own dad!

17. I mean if you desire for her to be like your mum, surely she has a right to want you to be like her dad too.

20. In which case you didn’t marry the girl in front of you. You married a desire for her upgraded version.

22. You’ve set yourself up for disappointment in this marriage. Your wife can never match your standard

23. To please you your wife will have to go through major personality reconfiguration.

25. In other words you don’t really want her; you want another person, aka your mum incarnate.

26. And you’re going to “kill” your wife. That woman that attracted your attention you want to “kill.”

27. Though you ought to be careful what you wish for. You may not like being married to someone like your mum.

28. You’re assuming a lot in imagining your mum is perfect. Which human is perfect!

29. The mum you’re seeing now is a processed woman – a woman tempered by life’s experiences

30. You don’t know what mistakes your mum has made, the undisclosed mistakes your father knew about.

31. In other words you’re dealing with an edited version of your original mum. Your mum wasn’t always like this.

32. Why don’t you just allow your wife to be? Why don’t you let her be her!

33. As it is now, you’re seeking matrimonial plastic surgery. You’re now a plastic surgeon.

34. You’re like all those people who want to look exactly like the stars even when they have dissimilar bone structure.

35. You can do a lot to look like Michael Jackson but the fact remains you’re not Michael Jackson.

36. You CAN copy the mannerisms of Michael Jackson but the essential Michael will keep eluding you

37. And that’s for the simple reason that all the things that shaped Michael Jackson are lacking in your history.

38. Banish this thought of your wife becoming like your mum. She can’t be even if she tried.

40. Given these circumstances there’s no way your wife can ever please you. You want to eat your mum’s cooking no doubt.

41. But why would she want to be like your mum? She’s someone else’s daughter. She already looks like HER mother!

42. The challenge of false expectations is one of the critical issues affecting marriages

43. When we set up false expectations, we set our marriages on a Titanic course.

39. She’ll be a realistic piece of fakery, and you’ll keep tinkering with her personality until you destroy “her.”

44. If you don’t alter this dysmorphic course, your marriage is going to be dashed on the rocks.

45. But if you want to be a serial divorcee, plod on with trying to turn your wife into your mum.

46. Even if you break up with this woman, you’ll still never be able to marry someone like your mum.

47. And when your mum dies she will rule your home from the grave through your imagination

48. Your wife is not some pastiche. Stop treating her like one.

49. She’s her own history, her own parentage, her own upbringing… Why are you insisting she should be like your mum?

50. Would you for example have been attracted to her without who she is, her academic achievements?

51. You forget your mum didn’t have your wife’s educational opportunities.

52. In which case you’d never have wanted to date your mum for this inadequacy.

53. At some point life will force you to choose between this your mum and your wife. Hint: It’s a false choice!

54. Your mum’s values need to be emulated, yes! Your mum needs to be reproduced in your wife, no!

55. Don’t set up yourself with false expectations in marriage.

56. Stop seeking to marry your mum by demanding your wife becomes your mum. It’s conceptual incest

57. If you do continue to insist on this ruinous course, why you’re mummy’s boy!

58. And I wish you the best with your marriage.

BornnAgainChild:
Same way the bae would let the cheating hubby fly away without too

Hmmm... abi no be girls... Girls that i know that would rather fight to keep the man they love than to set him free for other girls to enjoy his d**ck....

i don't think so.

I find this pics Hilarious...
Almost all guys who loves his promiscuous girlfriend can relate to this...

The word ''Ogun'' can mean 10 different things in Yoruba, depending on context and intonation. See below:
Ogun:- (medicine)
Ogun:- (charm)
Ogun:- (war)
Ogun:- (state)
Ogun:- (god of iron)
Ogun:- (stab)
Ogun:- (twenty)
Ogun:- (sweat)
Ogun:- (property)
Ogun:- (climb)
Ogun:- (long)
hmm! Yoruba dun ka

add yours

eesdee:
Hello people, please i need help, i just updated my lumia 930 and is not coming up, its still hanging at the windows logo for the past 5 hours, please what can i do? i have done hard reset it will not pass the windows logo, please help oo

Hmmm... Start getting ready to use Windows Device Recovery Tool.

Brite100:
It's been very fluid and stable so far, battery life is normal. I didn't take note of the mb.. Buh, it didn't take long, so I suspect its not very large

Thanks Boss

How is the build in terms of battery life, speed and how much data is needed for the update?

Toks2008:
Every love affair is a potential hit or miss and no matter how careful a lady may be,she has no control over the type of feelings a man has for her but she can only try to be the best she can.

But one fact many ladies have failed to understand is that most guys see every lady they meet as a task they must unravel and once a man takes you to bed,he has fully unraveled you and he has made a conquest meaning you become part of his sexual conquest hence an addition to the statistics.

In 8 out o 10 cases,the moment a man takes you to bed,you lose your sexual value and even if it happened once,it is enough for him to write down your name as part of the ladies he has taken down and will not hesitate to talk about this to his friends.

When your man says it is over after he has slept with you,he is actually telling you that he is tired of you and he needs to concentrate on the next task of bringing the next lady down.

Any lady going into a new relationship must try to be sexually disciplined and and not hurriedly serve herself as a sex dish or if possible go into a sexless affair(very very possible) to prevent callous men from taking undue advantage of them....you don't have to give sex for love and a man who will be with you will always be with you even if you insist on no sex before marriage irrespective of your status as a virgin or not.

I know that many young unmarried ladies can't just withstand the pressure from many sweet tongued guys who will not mind begging to bed you just to turn vampires after they succeed but then as a lady,just understand that when a guy says its over but has not taken you to bed,you have nothing to lose and you simply walk away with your shoulders high but when he says its over after he has then simply bow out,accept your loss and move on to the next potential explorer.

One of the major reasons many ladies remain single for long is because of sexual recklessness.As i wrote in the previous piece,no matter how uncaring you may think you are as a lady,the truth remains that for every one man that sleeps with you,about 10 men have done same because that guy will tell a very close friend who will tell another 3 and this 3 will surely tell another 5 and on and on until the news come back to hunt you when that man who is about to take you to the alter gets to know and even if it was in the past,no sane man loves to hear ugly stories about the woman he wants to marry so the more guys you go to bed with,the more you lose your value...

Hope this makes sense.

Guy... God will continue to bless your sense of writting as you have just lectures me and my girlfriend tonight. More grease to your elbow. You deserve more than mere likes.

Maybe the whole world will collapse if the boy sh!ts... so God blocked it.