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Got love for bbw....anyday.
OP, if u like make u write another epistle just to discourage me,...for your information, una go still fail...
#BbwOnMyMindRightNow#

Bettt why?
I don't understand the youth of our nation anymore.....
Sey dem dey pay dem salary at the end of each month ni?...

Nice one OP

Mhizkel:
Lol..No, you didn't. Deaf/dumb people are also humans. No evils!
I'm doing fine. How about you?

That's okay...I'm doing fine....still wanna be a good friend though...
Gonna email u in a bit...lol

macklef:
Am a honest person bro, if not i wouldnt have even bothered bout him anymore.
Its just that, for someone who have been duped n scammed in ikeja a part of me is just like,
Console urself with this.

Bruh, I bet you are wiser and you got more experience now....don't dwell on the past ...that's why you got two wonderful things..The present and the future....

Mhizkel:
Lol @deaf/dumb...Are you kidding me?

Hey you, since I mentioned the deaf/dumb joke, I scared the shit out of u..?...didn't I...
Hahaha...anyway, just kidding..how are you doing?

macklef:
Hmmm, na wa o, all of una no even back me up sha. I guess its my bad den.

Bruh, we no need support you nah...... The guy might turn out to be your best friend or business partner in the nearest future....let honesty be your watchword bruh...#BlessUp#

Guy, you need to go back to the boutique and pay the dude.....trust me, you are better than this!...God bless you man.
#OneNaija#

Naija for life...
#ProudToBeANigerian#

Airtime giveaway

Dyadeleye




Who no like better thing

Inspiring.......now I got more things on my list.....

Ali,sebi na massage parlour with cheaper rate u dey find?
your cousin don arrange u wella....hehehhhehehhe
#UrCousinMyKindOfGuy#

Tall girls with d right curves
I can donate my kidney for
Anytime anyday....!!!

Serve him right....make all the peodophiles come see one of their own....bushmeat don catch hunter.....hehehehe

15 to 20 yrs kee....
Dis world sha.....

valenu:
Honestly I feel like I am dating MTN. I go to bed with a text and wake up with a text msg. It's either they are calling me or begging me to subscribe to one thing or the other.

VERY SOON MTN WILL BE LIKE:

1. Dear customer, are you HUNGRY??...txt HGY to 35388 for tips on HUNGER And what to EAT.

2. Dear customer, need DELIVERANCE??... Text DEL TO 35388 for daily tips on how to deliver yourself.

3. Dear customer, facing ancestral

problems??.... text ANCESTORS to 35354 and receive daily ancestral

tips.

4. Dear customer, wanna bath but you have no soap??... Text soap to 35629 to receive daily soap to your phone.

5. Dear customer, feeling HEARTBROKEN??...Text HEART to 38545 and receive tips on how to plaster your heart.

6. Dear Customer, are your enemies troubling you? Text THUNDER FIRE ENEMY to 333505 for thunder to strike them.

Imagine MTN sending my

grandma BEAUTYTIPS......... for what? Make them free me joor??

Guy , u funny pass ali baba I swear....-i dey laugh like mumu for here...best comment of d month!!....after u na u....hehhehehehhe

*switched off tv*
*spread mat*




Here to read crazy comments...

talentedjoe:
''I will dump MTN(everywhere you go) and port to another network''..but these hoes ain't loyal!

hoes ain't loyal....that's da truth bruh

Assuming the Government says, everybody should register their boyfriend/girlfriend,or wife/ husband before DEC 31 2015 and you try to register yours and the machine tells you,"sorry the person you registering has already been registered!!!,"What wil you do?

Wey d remaining gist nnah...?
I dey wait bruh

Mother of photoshop!!!
Who did the counting??...
OP can lie...

Now I dey H....

See boli with better packaging...

My younger broda #TDDUP#

driand:
who's the thief and who's the owner? You are dull in nature

Shoo, we get grudge before??
Na d papa be owner, na d daughter be thief....
Ur thinking faculty no fit decipher

Everyday for the thief ,one day for the owner....

Chizoz!
Na baba God save u......

Tribes with different ideologies on how to mutilate/abuse our ladies
#AfricaIHailThee#

OP. Take it easy I beg!!!
My Great Gaddafi did say all these

#OPtheMessiOfliars#

prettysassygirl:
To the advise part,jes tell him,"guy I wan see your thing,show me if it dey work"so simple,when u see it,he puts it back,no touching.

Nice one......
Lovely advice....

Baba God, where are u at??
End this world make all of us go reset!!!!...

You are so on point bruh