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Phones › Re: My Power Bank Fell Inside Water. What Can I Do by Dycaptain(m): 8:47am On Mar 24, 2017

Put it inside oven now

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Jokes Etc › Re: A Girl Talks About French Speaking Guys, See The Esponse She Got by Dycaptain(m): 8:47am On Mar 24, 2017

Well she should go to France and continue getting wet then, hopefully she might produce an ocean

Phones › Re: Tecno Camon C10 (AKA CX) Specifications And Price by Dycaptain(m): 8:43am On Mar 24, 2017

I dey expect 3gig ram

Phones › Re: Tecno Camon C10 (AKA CX) Specifications And Price by Dycaptain(m): 8:43am On Mar 24, 2017

Make sense but not juicy enough jare

Romance › Re: ONLY Guys!!! by Dycaptain(m): 8:41am On Mar 24, 2017

E be like say you no get work o, your mate dey calculate how they one take make money you dey calculate Bleep, okay now Continue

Celebrities › Re: Prophet Who Slept With A Cult Member, Says He's Being Raped By A Snake Everyday by Dycaptain(m): 8:38am On Mar 24, 2017

Only in Zimbabwe and Kenya this kind of news exists

Celebrities › Re: Prophet Who Slept With A Cult Member, Says He's Being Raped By A Snake Everyday by Dycaptain(m): 8:37am On Mar 24, 2017

Did he have anal with her, so why is she now drilling him from behind now

Celebrities › Re: Prophet Who Slept With A Cult Member, Says He's Being Raped By A Snake Everyday by Dycaptain(m): 8:35am On Mar 24, 2017

Fear woman, any way shall he brought it upon himelf

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: A mesmerizing work of art by a Nairalander! by Dycaptain(m): 10:19am On Mar 20, 2017

Lala where at thou, if na snake or Tonto you for run come the trend, front page pls, 9ice work anyway

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Romance › Re: Lady Advises Men To Stop Performing MouthAction On Women (video) by Dycaptain(m): 2:31pm On Mar 06, 2017

dingbang:
Dis just be like say my mother dey advise me

She says

Its a death sentence... Am a woman, trust me I know what am saying

Dat part got me laughing so hard... I swear dis na d kyn sister wey I wan get for my life

And she is so right, we don't have to prove to any girl we are studs.. Cuz she understands that a lot of girls out there are dirty...

hw you take know

Celebrities › Re: Adediwura Blackgold: Use Of Intimacy Gadgets Can Turn A Lady To A Lesbian by Dycaptain(m): 10:08pm On Mar 05, 2017

amazon14:
This is a very stupid post of 2017, don't you think so nairalanders?

no we don't so explain more

Celebrities › Re: Adediwura Blackgold: Use Of Intimacy Gadgets Can Turn A Lady To A Lesbian by Dycaptain(m): 10:06pm On Mar 05, 2017

At all at all

TV/Movies › Re: Kemen Sexually Harassed Tboss - Payporte Releases Statement by Dycaptain(m): 9:59pm On Mar 05, 2017

Well very Good

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