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Lol! When do we get it right in Africa? FIFA sees this nonsense, Blatter shakes his head and they keep taking us unserious. This is annoying to say the least

Have they disagreed on the ceasefire already?

What's so special about watching girls bathe?

Pervs!

You mean MI, ICEPRINCE sent the same type of email to you years ago?

Your papa left yansh!

Whatever rocks your boat man. Go ahead BUT DON'T fall deeply for or invest heavily in a username or display picture.

MEET FIRST PHYSICALLY!!!

I hope he's been castrated.

I was my dad's next of kin. My sister is mine. It's a matter of whomever you deem fit to occupy that space.

smartluvu:
Followed

I'm glad you did.

Dygeasy:
Handball

Austria

HLA

22.10.14 18:00

Alpla HC Hard - ULZ Schwaz (Under/Over 52,5 goals)

Over 52,5 goals @ 1.85

WON!!





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Happy Birthday Bro!

Handball

France

D1 Men

22.10.14 19:45
Paris Handball - HBC Nantes (Under/Over 57,5 goals)

Customer type: Over 57,5 goals @ 1.75

Handball

France

D1 Men

22.10.14 19:00

Toulouse Handball - Tremblay EN France

Under 54.5 @ 1.75

Handball

Austria

HLA

22.10.14 18:00

Alpla HC Hard - ULZ Schwaz (Under/Over 52,5 goals)

Over 52,5 goals @ 1.85

Akpors was being discharged from Yaba Mental Hospital after the doctors thought he was finally back to normal.

They put him in an Ambulance to
be taken back home.

They took him to Omole, as he claimed that's where he lived.

Just as they approached a certain house, 2 kids dressed in school uniforms came out of the house.

Akpos screamed; "Those are my children, they are going to school".

A minute later a woman came out of the same house and Akpos
screamed; "That's my wife, she is late for work."

This time the doctors were convinced Akpos was okay and took him out of the ambulance
but was still in chains.

As they were about unlocking the chains, a man came out of the
house and Akpos screamed; "Yes, that's me, i am going to my
office."

*jots one or two things*

Happy Birthday DaveP. Live long and prosper.

Enjoy your day!!

callydon:
Oga, Enterpro, i think this joke bonanza shud be made in such a way dt one person can't win more than ONCE in a week so dt other guys can also win too.


Sorry "dygeasy" n "eppysold", me too wanna win mb too oooh.

Shey anybody hold you make you no win?

MizMyColi:


It must be a cold day in hell.

It is winter already there.

Employee: Sir, did you call me?

Boss: Yeah I did, go to the rest room and _masturbate.

Employee : (After few mins) done sir

Boss: Do it again.

Employee: Done again, sir.

Boss: Do it once more
Employee: Now I don't have stamina for it, sir.

Boss: Very good, here are my car keys, drop my daughter at home.

It is either you need help or you need a knock on the head; with a hammer.

Wait till you get a multimillion naira job on this date and then ask us if you should take the job or not.

bossminded:
Oga he said a lot of things... try and clarify that if u cn

I met a Muslim dt told him he didn't knw d Quran dt if I av any questions I shld go ask d imam or so.. I was shocked!!!

Wt eva d imam says is final, I dnt gt why dt??

The Quran clearly states Jesus as being a prophet. Mohammed too and also Abraham down the generations. And yet it is said here that the Quran states Jesus as God? Really? The Quran's 'author' must be confused then right?

The Alfas and Alhajis are sleeping. The will be here soon. Wait for it.

I don't think muslims will be so blind enough not to see that their own holy book points out this theory they wouldn't have anything to do with.

And about Prophet Mohammed's name not being mentioned as much as Jesus', that's a bogus claim. 'Rasulalahi' is equivalent to mentioning the prophet's name and that was done countless number of times.

Bottomline is, have a proper understanding of what you intend to talk about beforehand. You obviously know nothing about the Quran nor do your 'oyibo' propagandists.

Find another and much better way to convert the muslims.

AfricanApple:
ahahaha, lmao u of all people? u for don call me na, I for borrow u jalabia. all these tailors eh

donigspain:
Good morning friends,

All first orders have been delivered. Presently waiting for more... Please do make your orders and have them delivered.


Dygeasy

I need your help... Can you please put this link and the attached picture to your "Tailor Story" comment on the frontpage. Pleaseeee.
https://www.nairaland.com/1927087/aba-made-shirts-best-tailors-nigeria

No wahala

She no even get yansh


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EnterPRO:
Dygeasy : 250mb
Eppysold : N100 discount

congrats!

THANK YOU ENTERPRO!


GGMUB!!!

lol! ^^^ Crazy people

Dygeasy:
Handball

Germany

Bundesliga

19.10.14 16:15
TSV Hannover Burgdorf - Frisch Auf Gppingen

Over 55.5 @ 1.75

WON!!!


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farano:
Guys like you?

Yes and me.