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BusinessRe: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by Dygeasy(m): 3:29pm On Oct 19, 2014
Dygeasy: Handball

Germany

19.10.14 14:00
SG Flensburg-Handewitt - Bergischer HC

Over 54.5 @ 1.70
WON BEFORE FULLTIME

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BusinessRe: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by Dygeasy(m): 9:07am On Oct 19, 2014
Handball

Germany

Bundesliga

19.10.14 16:15
TSV Gwd Minden - HC Erlangen

Under 53.5 @ 1.65
BusinessRe: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by Dygeasy(m): 9:03am On Oct 19, 2014
Ha
BusinessRe: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by Dygeasy(m): 9:01am On Oct 19, 2014
Handball

Germany

Bundesliga

19.10.14 16:15
TSV Hannover Burgdorf - Frisch Auf Gppingen

Over 55.5 @ 1.75
BusinessRe: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by Dygeasy(m): 8:57am On Oct 19, 2014
Handball

Germany

19.10.14 14:00
SG Flensburg-Handewitt - Bergischer HC

Over 54.5 @ 1.70
FashionRe: Nigerian Tailors And Disappointment: Share Your Experiences by Dygeasy(m):
FashionRe: Nigerian Tailors And Disappointment: Share Your Experiences by Dygeasy(m): 4:42am On Oct 19, 2014
This one na recently o. This Eid Celebration that just passed. I gave my tailor my ankara material to sew normal buba and trousers for me one week to Sallah and I paid him right there to avoid rushing and any stupid excuses. I left and gave him all the time in the world. ONE day to sallah I went to his shop and he had finished my trouser and had designed the buba. All that was left was to couple the buba and my cloth don gallant. I gave him the thumbs up sign. Instinct just say make I test-drive my trouser na hin I wear am o. Before the trouser enter my waist, I just dey pull am dey twist my waist. Trouser wey dey use rope faa, no be belt o. I no talk, I wear am like that. I con look myself by myself, I see say one leg na pencil, the other na bootcut. What tha? I looked at him. Wetin be this? "Hope you know I must collect this cloth today?"

His apprentice said "Ehn na. Shebi we don finish am?"

"Finish wetin? This one wey I wear resemble cloth for your eyes? Na you invent this style?"

The guy dey look.

"Answer na." I told him. "Oga," I faced my tailor."Who sewed my cloth?"

He had to tell me it was his apprentice. A girl for that matter. "A girl sewed my clothes? We don too play abi?"

I collected my cloth on Sallah dah gangan and the cloth no balance up till today. They had to loosen, resew, cut over and over again.
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Dygeasy(m): 4:23am On Oct 19, 2014
Akpos and Eazy entered a
chocolate store. As the storekeeper was busy looking around, Eazy quickly stole 3 chocolate bars.

After leaving the store, Eazy said to Akpos:

"Man I'm the best thief in the world, I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me, Can you beat that?".

Akpos smiled and then replied:

"What have you done sef? Ok, if you want to see something better, lets go back to the store and I'll show you real stealing."

So they went to the counter and Akpos said to the Shop keeper:

"Do you want to see magic?"

Storekeeper replied:

"Yes."

Akpos said:
"Give me one chocolate bar."

The storekeeper gave him one, and he ate it. He asked for the second,
and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one
too, while Eazy looks on in amazement.

The shop keeper asked: "But where's the magic?"

Akpos replied:

"Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find the chocolates I just ate there."
FamilyRe: His Fiance Is A Virgin: She Says No Until After Wedding by Dygeasy(m): 11:20pm On Oct 18, 2014
Phema:
So, he got married to someone he didn't even know much about? Not even an info as little as whether she has had s€x or not? And you say she visits and stays for 2 days biweekly? Your friend is not serious. Same with his wife.

And nope! It does not seem like you will get any good advice on here. Its either the story is fake or the people in it are fake.
They are a confused lot!
FamilyRe: His Fiance Is A Virgin: She Says No Until After Wedding by Dygeasy(m): 11:18pm On Oct 18, 2014
berem:
The lady is definitely hiding something from him. It will be very silly if at the end she's not a virgin after all.
You typed my mind!
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Dygeasy(m): 6:29pm On Oct 18, 2014
LogoDWhiz:
Lol.
Okay

That one to make sense sha

hope your day is going on good?
So far so good cool

Yours?
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Dygeasy(m): 10:31am On Oct 18, 2014
LogoDWhiz:
Bro!
How far na?

Share me small
lol! I no fit share na. Except say I go tell EnterPro make he send the one wey I win give you. grin
RomanceRe: Who's More Tolerant In Relationships? by Dygeasy(m): 10:16am On Oct 18, 2014
I could be annoying, silly, make stupid decisions, get on my babe's nerves, do the most things without thinking and she won't refuse to tell me she loves me and all of that.

But me? Three days I still dey vex. grin

Women rock jor!
RomanceRe: She Can Cook Only Indomie by Dygeasy(m): 10:07am On Oct 18, 2014
I can never bring myself to fall in love or keep loving a lady that can't cook. LaiLai!

And I can't teach her. Tufia!

Whatever she spent her time growing up doing, she'll tell me. As for me o, food before anything. Other things are secondary.
CelebritiesRe: Who Wore It Better? Yvonne Jegede Vs Khloe Kardashian by Dygeasy(m):
Lolitua:
if khloe dare pose lyk yvvone,,,walai iyovvne go be ly trash 4 her syd,,,n by d way wen did yvvone take dat pic?,,coz khloe wore hers long ago!!
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If u knw get beta ans jez park well,,no put trash 4 my post
What's she talking about?
CelebritiesRe: Who Wore It Better? Yvonne Jegede Vs Khloe Kardashian by Dygeasy(m): 11:40pm On Oct 17, 2014
Kachisbarbie:
babe I go for Khloe
Yvonne's upper region has too much going on there.
lol @ bolded
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Dygeasy(m): 8:14pm On Oct 17, 2014
EnterPRO:
Dygeasy, congrats!
Thanks!
FamilyRe: What Would Make You Tag A Lady Desperate by Dygeasy(m): 6:24am On Oct 17, 2014
The funny thing is most guys will see no other person as desperate other than the girl agitating for marriage.
BusinessRe: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by Dygeasy(m): 9:46pm On Oct 16, 2014
Dygeasy:
Handball

France D1

HB 16.10.14 19:45


Saint Raphael - Montpellier

Under 61.5 goals @ 1.80
WON!!! Ended 61 goals.


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EducationRe: University Of Ilorin 2014/2015 Admission Thread (undergraduates) by Dygeasy(m): 6:45pm On Oct 16, 2014
Abasstoheeb:
somtin nt cleared to me oooo
After i save my course reg i still saw d time reading 4 both skul feez n course reg
Wat dos it means,abeg hep me ooooo
It means your registration isn't complete until you pay your fees.
BusinessRe: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by Dygeasy(m): 6:42pm On Oct 16, 2014
Bobbieydeey:
I'm selfish,pls can you tell me how ? PLS ? I'm not speaking for myself alone PLS tell me hoe

Don't insult me,talk to me like a man we don pass insult,like u said u used your free time when u had it like I'm using mine presently or must my free time tally with yours....why must you insult me in-directly like WHY ? Well I won't press p sha its your device to type
I didn't insult you. There was a stipulated timeframe for showing of interest and whoever didn't comply shouldn't cry over spilt milk. It's that simple. Accept your exclusion in good faith and stop making it seem like Akraym did something bad.
BusinessRe: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by Dygeasy(m): 6:28pm On Oct 16, 2014
Bobbieydeey:
Apparently akraym,you don't have a point actually even if it was specified most of us have tedious work to be preety much occupied in a day,we steal free time just to come on here......the tourney hasn't started haba ! 2 whooping days baba considers boys wey dey interested
You are selfish. Very selfish and self-centered.

Akraym has a very valid point. We all used our free time to show interest. No be only you be busy man. We all are. So park well and watch or get even busier than you ever were.

PfP is for jobless people who don't have 'tedious' work. cool
FamilyRe: What Can She Do? Pls Help!!! by Dygeasy(m): 3:32pm On Oct 16, 2014
Are you supposed to ask us what she ought to do or ask us how to make her do what you advised her? You gave her the best advice though.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Nid AGAPE Love by Dygeasy(m): 3:21pm On Oct 16, 2014
missberrypop5:
agape love is that love that has a gap and e tongue
hahaha

Have you found such for yourself Missberrypop5? tongue
FamilyRe: Who Is Coaching You As A Grad/undergrad? by Dygeasy(m): 3:18pm On Oct 16, 2014
Simply put, this the 21st Century also called the computer age. Kids no longer think like kids. Intelligence level is high.
FamilyRe: NL Wife Material by Dygeasy(m): 3:15pm On Oct 16, 2014
How much was paid for this advert?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Nid AGAPE Love by Dygeasy(m): 3:08pm On Oct 16, 2014
Define Agape love. Lemme check if I still have some. grin
RomanceRe: Where Or How Did You Meet Your Present Girlfriend/boyfriend? by Dygeasy(m): 9:30am On Oct 16, 2014
crystalflakes:
For me, I once met my boyfriend on a social network, am kinda ashamed to tell people about it so I would just say" we actually met at a bar" they only ask how we met not how I knew him cheesy so it's still the truth
And a bar sounds cooler?
BusinessRe: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by Dygeasy(m): 7:06am On Oct 16, 2014
Handball

France D1

HB 16.10.14 19:45


Saint Raphael - Montpellier

Under 61.5 goals @ 1.80
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Dygeasy(m): 6:51am On Oct 16, 2014
CHEMISTRY CLASS
Professor: What is the chemical symbol of
Barium?
Akpors: BA, sir.
Professor: What about sodium?
Akpors: NA, sir.
Professor: What will we get if 1
atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA are
combined chemically?
Akpors: BANANA sirgrin.

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