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Dygeasy: HandballWON BEFORE FULLTIME https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/jmmyf.gif |
Handball Germany Bundesliga 19.10.14 16:15 TSV Gwd Minden - HC Erlangen Under 53.5 @ 1.65 |
Ha |
Handball Germany Bundesliga 19.10.14 16:15 TSV Hannover Burgdorf - Frisch Auf Gppingen Over 55.5 @ 1.75 |
Handball Germany 19.10.14 14:00 SG Flensburg-Handewitt - Bergischer HC Over 54.5 @ 1.70 |
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This one na recently o. This Eid Celebration that just passed. I gave my tailor my ankara material to sew normal buba and trousers for me one week to Sallah and I paid him right there to avoid rushing and any stupid excuses. I left and gave him all the time in the world. ONE day to sallah I went to his shop and he had finished my trouser and had designed the buba. All that was left was to couple the buba and my cloth don gallant. I gave him the thumbs up sign. Instinct just say make I test-drive my trouser na hin I wear am o. Before the trouser enter my waist, I just dey pull am dey twist my waist. Trouser wey dey use rope faa, no be belt o. I no talk, I wear am like that. I con look myself by myself, I see say one leg na pencil, the other na bootcut. What tha? I looked at him. Wetin be this? "Hope you know I must collect this cloth today?" His apprentice said "Ehn na. Shebi we don finish am?" "Finish wetin? This one wey I wear resemble cloth for your eyes? Na you invent this style?" The guy dey look. "Answer na." I told him. "Oga," I faced my tailor."Who sewed my cloth?" He had to tell me it was his apprentice. A girl for that matter. "A girl sewed my clothes? We don too play abi?" I collected my cloth on Sallah dah gangan and the cloth no balance up till today. They had to loosen, resew, cut over and over again. |
Akpos and Eazy entered a chocolate store. As the storekeeper was busy looking around, Eazy quickly stole 3 chocolate bars. After leaving the store, Eazy said to Akpos: "Man I'm the best thief in the world, I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me, Can you beat that?". Akpos smiled and then replied: "What have you done sef? Ok, if you want to see something better, lets go back to the store and I'll show you real stealing." So they went to the counter and Akpos said to the Shop keeper: "Do you want to see magic?" Storekeeper replied: "Yes." Akpos said: "Give me one chocolate bar." The storekeeper gave him one, and he ate it. He asked for the second, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too, while Eazy looks on in amazement. The shop keeper asked: "But where's the magic?" Akpos replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find the chocolates I just ate there." |
Phema:They are a confused lot! |
berem:You typed my mind! |
LogoDWhiz:lol! I no fit share na. Except say I go tell EnterPro make he send the one wey I win give you. ![]() |
I could be annoying, silly, make stupid decisions, get on my babe's nerves, do the most things without thinking and she won't refuse to tell me she loves me and all of that. But me? Three days I still dey vex. ![]() Women rock jor! |
I can never bring myself to fall in love or keep loving a lady that can't cook. LaiLai! And I can't teach her. Tufia! Whatever she spent her time growing up doing, she'll tell me. As for me o, food before anything. Other things are secondary. |
Lolitua:What's she talking about? |
Kachisbarbie:lol @ bolded |
EnterPRO:Thanks! |
The funny thing is most guys will see no other person as desperate other than the girl agitating for marriage. |
Dygeasy:WON!!! Ended 61 goals. https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/rlprph.gif |
Abasstoheeb:It means your registration isn't complete until you pay your fees. |
Bobbieydeey:I didn't insult you. There was a stipulated timeframe for showing of interest and whoever didn't comply shouldn't cry over spilt milk. It's that simple. Accept your exclusion in good faith and stop making it seem like Akraym did something bad. |
Bobbieydeey:You are selfish. Very selfish and self-centered. Akraym has a very valid point. We all used our free time to show interest. No be only you be busy man. We all are. So park well and watch or get even busier than you ever were. PfP is for jobless people who don't have 'tedious' work. ![]() |
Are you supposed to ask us what she ought to do or ask us how to make her do what you advised her? You gave her the best advice though. |
missberrypop5:hahaha Have you found such for yourself Missberrypop5? ![]() |
Simply put, this the 21st Century also called the computer age. Kids no longer think like kids. Intelligence level is high. |
How much was paid for this advert? |
Define Agape love. Lemme check if I still have some. ![]() |
crystalflakes:And a bar sounds cooler? |
Handball France D1 HB 16.10.14 19:45 Saint Raphael - Montpellier Under 61.5 goals @ 1.80 |
CHEMISTRY CLASS Professor: What is the chemical symbol of Barium? Akpors: BA, sir. Professor: What about sodium? Akpors: NA, sir. Professor: What will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA are combined chemically? Akpors: BANANA sir . |
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