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Morgan1092: Pls who is Messi n who is his Son?

Almost, no all social networks have an 'update status' link or box; facebook, 2go, blackberry messenger and the likes even twitter which is like starting a conversation and hoping someone would join in, you can update your statusm the question is why do you?

For me, sometimes I update my status based on what's on my mind at the moment or maybe whenever I see an interesting phrase or line; probably poetic...


What's your own reason?

abdulkayus: Hey, all of u making noise askin abt her ethnicity, she is frm Borno state bt school in kaduna, born and bred in northern Nigeria. I knw some peeps could hav wish its otherwise, hahahahahaha, every region in 9ja all got both d good and d bad ones, so shove ur sentiments into ur ass.

Am nt suprise cos Northern gals are always good in maths and medicine.

Congrat gal for makin 9ja proud. Na dis kind gal i dey lyk to marry so dat my children will be all brilliant too, combinin d brilliant of their father and mother.

brilliance

i can see the brilliant indeed...lool

yemstok: Watchu expect. "Fellow Illuminatian"

mad man

Phone Call between OBAMA and GEJ


GEJ: helloo barack

Obama: hello Ebele

GEJ: Ol'boi congrats on your victory o

Obama: na so we see am..thank you

GEJ: dat one dey, na your speech me I like pass o, how you dey take do those speeched sef? My people don dey vex say I no sabi talk better speech

OBAMA: Ebele! Ebele! Ebele! How many times did I call you?

GEJ: three times

OBAMA: no be me o, na God... Employ better people and make I tell you the truth, no vex o abeg, ur wife no dey help matters.

GEJ: ehn ehn, so na my wife no dey allow dem write good speech for me abi? She will enjoy me today

OBAMA: thats not what I'm saying (GEJ cuts in)

GEJ: don't worry, i will call you later...let me teach this patience a lesson! We will come a greet you very soon, you will tell her what you jst told me

OBAMA: but...

GEJ: thank you my African Brother..i knw you will help me... We will soon come and borrow money o... Bye bye

Drops call

chelseabmw: Dbanj am so happy for you,cos you keep taking our name higher.God bless you son

do you also BEAR D'BANJ??

bigtt76: Na dat sweet wey u get after you remove the 'm' wrapper from the 'tomtom'

bad gyel

legalwealth: New Messi alive.

You are a FOOL!!! Must you quote the whole post?

He who kills with the GUN shall die by the GUN

uboma: @ op, because ur man cheated on u doesn't give u the right to say that 99.6% of men are cheats. Ur stat. is not reliable and is baseless. Go sort out ur issue with ur man and stop whinning here.

are you taking the gyel serious? Bigvagina is one heck of a girl... Shez sick ahsweariGawd

Kemy11: Y my mama no born me there sef

maybe they deported her...lol... #Nooffence

airmark: It will not make sense to you if you either dont understand yoruba or you dont understand what is meant by street. Moreso the rap is hardcore, so it might not sink to ears used to pop, blues and raggae only.

and she has said she now understands it...eh!

Johnnoah1st: Pls anybody dat knw any active dating site should pls quote me and post them or inbox me pls

Yahoo boy on the loose!!!

sylve11: Airtel has been doing that, even mtn. If Dem fail to send me the SMS, who I go report to?

if you ask meee, na who I go aask?

Le Stylo: When did "Happy New Month" become a custom?

Since when anything can happen to anybody anytime... Be happy whenever you wake up in this country alive. There's nothing else we can do on here than to express our hapinesses at seeing a new month and the penultimate month to the last month of the year. Got dah?

And pray against all bad things; price of gaari, the tonto dikehs of this country, fuel and so on... Happy new month from my end wishing you all!

Well, its like nobody actually mentioned muslims who believe one can pray in any part of the house, hence everywhere should be kept clean... But majorly, it depends on the type of floor and the kind of home you are entering like people have said already above me. As much as some people do not like it, others see nothing wrong about it.

[quote author=mc~evans]Sometimes I like you and sometimes dislike you. Just don't know why [/quote]Same here honestly

[quote author=Itoroetti ]though we dnt appreciate what we have,others do.[/quote]are you alive?

codeine123: Keri hilson is damn so fine!!!. Wish i fit knack her akpako

mumu!