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PoliticsRe: FG Grant Received (Picture Added) by DyingFetus: 7:32am On Apr 18, 2024
Hunger don reset the brain of svull mirers
TravelRe: First Kilometre Of Lagos-Calabar Coastal Highway Completed With Street Lights by DyingFetus: 7:28am On Apr 18, 2024
Wait till flood comes



Then we'll know what Lagos is built of
RomanceRe: I'm Lost, She Is Pregnant. by DyingFetus: 7:27am On Apr 18, 2024
Abort the fetus asap



Bonus if you can abort the girl also

ProgrammingRe: I Need Nairaland Script by DyingFetus: 7:56pm On Apr 17, 2024
Drop your telegram and will send it for free
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DyingFetus: 7:19pm On Apr 17, 2024
huh?


Currently banned in the US


7/10

FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by DyingFetus: 6:58pm On Apr 17, 2024
dollyjoy:
Ogbono/Okra and Eba kiss
Yama yama 🤢🤮
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by DyingFetus: 6:57pm On Apr 17, 2024
Jewessgratitud3:
Let me drop this here.

Local Palm oil stew with lots of pepper the way I like it.
You don replace ahnie small small
RomanceRe: I Can't Sleep. Too Much Evil by DyingFetus: 1:26pm On Apr 17, 2024
Convert to Islam and get endless harem of virgins

CrimeRe: Man Kills His Girlfriend And Dumps Her Body At Her Other Boyfriend's Place by DyingFetus: 1:24pm On Apr 17, 2024
Give me her laikdat, I'll fork her laikdat

EducationRe: A Female Nigerian Student's Luxurious Room Leaves People Astonished by DyingFetus: 1:21pm On Apr 17, 2024
Either her papa get money or her brother be yahoo boy



She no fine laikdat if not I for say she day do olosho

Foreign AffairsRe: This Is What Each Of The Missiles Sent To Isreal By Iran Looks Like (photo) by DyingFetus: 1:18pm On Apr 17, 2024
Let them hit Nigeria first and wipe out every human and animal to dust

PoliticsRe: Cars Washed Away During Heavy Flood In Dubai (pictures/videos) by DyingFetus: 1:15pm On Apr 17, 2024
Waiting for Lagos to end up like first

Foreign AffairsRe: How People Move Around In Dubai During Flood (video/pictures) by DyingFetus: 1:14pm On Apr 17, 2024
The same way people move about in Lagos when flood comes knocking on their doors

TravelRe: Nigerian Trains Versus Indian Trains (pics) by DyingFetus: 1:12pm On Apr 17, 2024
if i was you i'd stab myself for being part of such a degenerate tribe.

EducationRe: Charterhouse: Things To Know About Primary School Who Charges ₦42 Million Annual by DyingFetus: 1:08pm On Apr 17, 2024
Best to homeschool my kids till they leave for uni
PhonesRe: Nigerians Rush Starlink As Price Slashes by DyingFetus: 1:08pm On Apr 17, 2024
Lemme wait untill they start receiving crypto payment
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who is an evening newspaper? by DyingFetus: 9:04am On Apr 17, 2024
Men age differently


A man can be in his 80s and still be getting laid wbut a woman at 80s obviously can't and has reached meno
RomanceRe: Our Girls Are Loosing It Everyday by DyingFetus: 9:01am On Apr 17, 2024
Just find a girl that isn't on social media


My ex doesn't have social media , hour glass body shape , autistic, mostly indoors , agnostic and only just one body count
EducationRe: I See Membership Of Alumni Whatsapp Groups As WASTE Of Time: Am I Wrong? by DyingFetus: 8:56am On Apr 17, 2024
I don't give a shit about alumni group chat as I stopped using Whatsapp immediately I graduated but
RomanceRe: How Do I Handle This Situation? by DyingFetus: 8:48am On Apr 17, 2024
TF



Go and get married hanty



You're not getting any younger
PoliticsIf Only Nigeria Was A Communist State by DyingFetus(op): 8:29am On Apr 17, 2024
Why don't we build commieblocks? They're the best solution to the cost of house rents

CrimeRe: Man Shot Doctor After Orgasm by DyingFetus(op): 6:20pm On Apr 16, 2024
etrange:
You're comfortable with a woman touching you during medical examinations, but you're concerned you might get a hard-on and ejaculate when a man does it? What does that say about you? Isn't it obvious you're scared of acknowledging a certain part of you?

It is not unheard of for a male patient to have an acutely embarrassing involuntary erection during a genital examination. It does not necessarily mean you are overly enjoying the session or that you want to do stuff with the doctor. It's just your nerves responding to stimuli. We get turned on by physiological (physical) and/or psychological (mental simulation). Most times, it involves both, but a highly sensitive person could still get aroused by physical stimulation only. However, when you start obsessing about it ahead of time or hypothetically, then it's most likely because you already know deep down that a man's touch turns you on, and you're worried others would find out. In other words, when a straight guy gets turned on by a male doctor's touch, it always happens unexpectedly because little to no mental stimulation is involved; but when a guy already anticipate getting turned by his male doctor, then it's likely because of hidden tendencies.

Whatever be the case, we love you the way you are!
Nice one fággot
RomanceGuess Which Nairalander Is This by DyingFetus(op): 6:18pm On Apr 16, 2024
A ijiot nairalander from the travel section

Foreign AffairsRe: Hundreds Protest In Niger Demanding Departure Of US Troops by DyingFetus: 5:03pm On Apr 16, 2024
Poolani bros from that region different to the ones way day there
TV/MoviesRe: Aunty Nkem Oselloka-Orakwue Of The Tales By Moonlight Era by DyingFetus: 5:01pm On Apr 16, 2024
Time for boomers to fap to their past

Christianity EtcWanna Start A Cult by DyingFetus(op): 5:00pm On Apr 16, 2024
I wanna start a cult
we will do magick and support each other
stealing wealth from political parasites and then crashing and burning in mass suicide
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DyingFetus: 4:24pm On Apr 16, 2024
8/10

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