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NIGERIA is like a circus filled with so many clowns!...

who do i blame for this now!....

Kai walahi! that one no be my kwansain Kwo!.

Wetin i dey reason now na how to papet my skills for za oza room...

fleeze let nogbadi disturb my feace ; as this bery moamint iz bery cruetial far me.....

Kai! walahi ai swear! apta this show, AISHA would shuali start believing my skills.....yewaaaa!

IN FALZ'S VOICE:

EVERYBODY BE CRI......M..........oya make person complete'am..

sammyomal:
If i quote you now, you will say I've started.

lol

EricSmallz:
Cow Pee... who drinks that poo?

and u think he got himself involved just for the brand?.....use your head bro..

g

Self Zeroed!!.....
Next please...

NwaAmaikpe:



Na wa,
How can a human being almost be the same size with my preek?

MrsNwamaikpe right now:

i pity those who's gonno believe you.....That tiny half inch tool uv got in between ur legs which I almost mistook for a cigarette stick d very first time I laid my hands on it in the dark........

which youths; hope it's not these dis-united youth we have here on nairaland ...i mean the acclaimed flat headed, zombified and coneheaded youths we have here....

GOOOOOAAALL!!....

Abeg when is premier league going to end?..
please who has seen my Nanny!?

GOOOOOOAAALLL......
nobody should quote me please.....i'm hungry

the heart of men these days eh!!....

Yeah......didnt take more than 5secs...

Spidermon:
No, you dont sound stupid enough

lol....nwamaikpe be staring at u from a distance like...

wait ...wait...u said buhari BEGS!?...wait come again; u said bubu BEGS!?....LOL....wonder ceases to end...

see as election don take dey humble some people ooo!...Election periods seems to be the only time all these polithiefians get to remember that there exist d masses....well he doesn't have to fear cus d irredeemable zombies r with him....

just cus she wants to have a taste of what a D...k feels like..


meanwhile, this is how the first guy she would present d honour of drilling d hole first, would stare, scan, analyse and visualise d package first before pouncing on it.....

Nigga would be like : damn! o mehn da sh...i..t is real....

Hope I sounded like NWAMAIKPE?

awesome..

Tamarapetty:
No fear of molestation

FREELY SHE GIVES; FREELY SHE RECEIVES.....if you know; you know...

this had better be a joke......

I would have fully had much doubt against this alleged speculation if it were to be reported by lai mohammed

[quote author= post=68039744]Who is that cute , handsome boy? My warm regards to him!![/quote]

them know say them no go fit try'am na......they had better go ask of what happened to kwaganme shituvwa of mkpotu kingdom when his party lost nd he refused to give up ....

lol....trying to picture how the fight izgono look like....

After prayers nd kabashes, she offers you free visa nd express route to her london which you dive at nd never rejects....lol...

you wake up between the hours of 10-12pm nd notice blood stains on the floor close to you ( lol bros use ur curious mind check your neck region for unusual signs)

and most times, you wake up only to discover her staring at you(her facial expression at that moment would speak volume; does she frown or put up a smiling face?....nawa for me ooo....)...now that's not funny bro.....oboy! the devil is a liar!!

like someone suggested, get a high resolution cctv camera nd mount (yes there exists cameras that can capture paranormal activities)...everybody should act as a detective to his/her own life mbok!.....again she might just be as helpless but not confused as the case maybe....

lastly bros if u really love her, you both should seek both medical nd spiritual advices...

This life sef..

Guy to be honest with you, this is very strange.....The scariest part is u saying u wake up sometimes in the middle of the night only to discover her STARING AT YOU".....ah bros! better act fast nd save your head....




meanwhile, Exactly how d coven slay queens be staring at the guy after each bleep nd he sleeps off...

Bloody ROGUES.....

no doubt....98% of them are ROGUES.....

smh