Foreign Affairs › Re: US: Hurricane Winds Tips Over Trucks, Spawn Tornadoes In Multiple States( Pics) by dynicks(m): 8:30pm On Dec 16, 2021 |
The only natural phenomenon tipping over trucks , wreaking treasury vaults and sponsoring evil men in this part of the world is our so called LEADERS!! |
Food › Re: The Big, Long Python We Killed This Morning While Coming Home From Night Shift by dynicks(m): 7:13pm On Dec 16, 2021 |
LALA and his rapid response team enroute to the scene to go claim their priced possession...
Make una clear road...
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Politics › Re: Buhari Cancels Planned Ogun Visit As President Falls Sick En Route To Turkey by dynicks(m): 7:10pm On Dec 16, 2021*. Modified: 7:36pm On Dec 16, 2021 |
Are u thinking what I'm thinking?
Is the wish most Nigerians been wishing for about to actualize?......Going....going...
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Politics › Re: President Buhari Departs Abuja For Turkey (Photos) by dynicks(m): 2:58pm On Dec 16, 2021 |
My brother HUSTLE OOOO!!.....make u for fit dey travel by air and not by land so as to avoid being targets for bandits and kidnappers!! 
Ajala de Traveller;....na your time and season....Enjoy while it lasts jareee!!..if I were in your shoes, makachi I would do more!!
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Politics › Re: Buhari May Be Distracted If I Declare For President Now - Tinubu by dynicks(m): 2:45pm On Dec 16, 2021 |
Just take a look at his face!!
See lips ....be like who really dealt with brezz nipples while growing up!!
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Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by dynicks(m): 1:07pm On Dec 16, 2021 |
ezeknov:

......... Why do you need it open? No one is interested in the thread...
And talking about hijack, have you seen me before? Even that pic..... Shows that the man in combat uniform is one of my junior comrade in the army..... And the one been hijacked was a man (kai i forgot the name something ''dy....'')... no one is interested in the thread yet here u are doing busybody with it... Abi are you "no one"?......abeg leave door open make breeze dey enter....heat dey; everywhere dey hot!!...Even buhari is aware of how hot everywhere is which is always y he tends to travel out so as to go COOL OFF!!..... |
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by dynicks(m): 12:20pm On Dec 16, 2021 |
ezeknov:

i am on seat! Dear politician dynicks! I decides this thread.........try it again and i sue you
THREAD CLOSES... I guess uv not been hijacked like this before.....now if u don't wanna experience such, better leave the door open and go your way!!....by the way, why do u wanna leave it close?....av u got exhibits in there or do u have a visitor whom u don't want your neighbours to see? 
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Politics › Re: President Buhari To Attend Turkey-Africa Partnership Summit In Istanbul by dynicks(m): 9:01am On Dec 16, 2021*. Modified: 10:19am On Dec 16, 2021 |
The way he turns around to throw a wave at Nigerians is what makes me laugh!!
Be like....ok my people!....as u can see, na go I dey go so....if una like, make una kill una selves; I don't care....
See you when I return!!.....Kai dakwambo!! Then he laughs and walks in.. |
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by dynicks(m): 7:38pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
THREAD DECLARED OPEN!!  |
Crime › Re: Saddest Photos On The Internet . by dynicks(m): 4:04pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
Present sir!!....ride on sir!!
One of my favourite nairalander don enter class!!....welcome sir!!
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Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by dynicks(m): 1:49pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
VickyRotex: Really
600 years ban for you if you open this thread again!!! lol...this one thinks we still in the days of Enoch.....see who dey dash person 600 years...... Opens the thread again and walks off!! |
Politics › Re: Atiku Abubakar Celebrates Wike's 58th Birthday by dynicks(m): 11:51am On Dec 13, 2021 |
 westlius: What is blockus That part u see the monkey grab is what's termed as BLOCKOS!!
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Military Unveils Stone Like Spy Robot (Photos) by dynicks(m): 10:53am On Dec 13, 2021*. Modified: 9:16am On Dec 14, 2021 |
Which way Nigeria!!....
These guys should cease from trying to intimidate the world at large!.. That Nigeria rarely display theirs over the internet doesn't mean they ain't got some ass whooping gears up their sleeves.....
Well below is one out of many brand of arsenal weaponry Nigerian has got..
This is what is termed as Nigzinsu........it's a type of rocket with a considering mind of its own....It has the ability to cycle round the earth 3times when launched before it finally strikes its target.....Reason it gives room for considered timing before it strikes is for it to detect if the enemy is gonno have a change of heart and finally make a retreat from its intentions or not!!
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Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by dynicks(m): 9:20am On Dec 13, 2021 |
VickyRotex: Bwahahaha Really 
I'm closing it again. Let me see anyone open it.  this one doesn't seem to know that I open things for fun!!
Abeg commot for road jare!! Opens the door ,..leaves it wide open while I take a majestic stroll out!!.....
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Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by dynicks(m): 10:36pm On Dec 12, 2021 |
ezeknov: [/color] [color=#770077]
wow! who is gonna declare where is the op?  ....we dey here!! |
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by dynicks(m): 6:14pm On Dec 12, 2021 |
[quote author=VickyRotex post=108419409][/quote] close fire!!
Knocks on the door and quickly zooms off leaving the door open!! 
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Food › Re: Pregnant Python Killed This Morning. See Picture Inside by dynicks(m): 2:14pm On Dec 11, 2021 |
Lala couldn't contain his joy he had to get up and step out AMIDST TEARS OF JOY to thank nairalanders and all who have made this season a very memorable one!!
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Politics › Re: ISWAP Kidnaps Passengers On Borno Highway by dynicks(m): 12:19pm On Dec 11, 2021 |
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Health › Re: One Million COVID Vaccines Wasted In Nigeria In November - Reuters by dynicks(m): 1:24pm On Dec 08, 2021 |
These people never truly tell us wetin dem carry for mind honestly!! |
Celebrities › Re: When You Learn To Love Yourself, That Is What You Will Receive – Genevieve Nnaji by dynicks(m): 1:18pm On Dec 08, 2021 |
 Georgekyrian: I don’t think you know that Woman Bros tell us something we not aware of biko.....To gossip don dey hungry me....
I'm all ears!!
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Crime › Re: Armed Robber Arrested In Lagos, Arms And Ammunition Recovered (Photo) by dynicks(m): 12:22pm On Dec 08, 2021 |
Kriss216: Afonja muslim bringing disgrace to the great Omoluabis. Tufia! you see u and killigbohoNow eh!!.........una no dey rest when it comes to matters relating to people of that divide!!.....abi them use afonja swear for una?  |
Politics › Re: Sagay: Buhari Has Recovered Over ₦1 Trillion Stolen Funds by dynicks(m): 12:17pm On Dec 08, 2021 |
No doubt, he recovered such an amount and under his watch, triple of same amount and more have been disappearing!!
Abi no be juju be that!!?
Abeg make una getat!! Son of man ain't got no praise to give!!
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Travel › Re: Second Arrival Of Airpeace flight From Abuja To Anambra Airport(photos) by dynicks(m): 11:23pm On Dec 07, 2021 |
Lastpharoah33: Please who understood this? you, antibmc and are really trying honestly.... Ain't it obvious that the dude u guys are replying is ignorant of what he's saying........una get time ooo!! |
Education › Re: My Daughter Was Bullied At Faith Academy, Abuja & Sexually Assaulted - Parent by dynicks(m): 9:56pm On Dec 07, 2021 |
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Travel › Re: Anambra Int'l Airport: Passengers Picking Their Luggages From Carousel: Video by dynicks(m): 6:47pm On Dec 07, 2021 |
KillIgbohoN0W: Sifia pains just took off from Onitsha, flew over Ore, Osogbo, Ado-Ekiti, Akure, Iragbiji, Ibadan, Abeokuta, Ijebu Ode and crash landed on Bourdillon Street, Lagos.
Sifia pains is safe and sound but we don't know the condition of others Bros honestly u are something else!! Funny u bro |
Travel › Re: Anambra Int'l Airport: Passengers Picking Their Luggages From Carousel: Video by dynicks(m): 6:46pm On Dec 07, 2021 |
KillIgbohoN0W: Sifia pains just took off from Onitsha, flew over Ore, Osogbo, Ado-Ekiti, Akure, Iragbiji, Ibadan, Abeokuta, Ijebu Ode and crash landed on Bourdillon Street, Lagos.
Sifia pains is safe and sound but we don't know the condition of others Bros I swear, u are just something else!!.....damn funny u bro!!  |
Politics › Re: Bukola Saraki & His Wife, Toyin Celebrate 30th Wedding Anniversary (Photos) by dynicks(m): 3:46pm On Dec 07, 2021 |
A new meme is born!!
How my bank account stares at me whenever I'm making judicious use of the money in it!!
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Politics › Re: ECOWAS Report Uncovers ISWAP’s N18 Billion Terror Financing Network by dynicks(m): 3:34pm On Dec 07, 2021 |
BUHARI MALAMI PANTAMI LAI MOHAMMED FEMI ADESHINA ELRUFAI GUMI (direct bandit's spokesperson ) And their ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENT TEAM (ZOMBIES)!!.......These set of human creatures have really destroyed what's left of this country!!
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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Poured The Alcoholic Drink A Friend Bought Me by dynicks(m): 5:47pm On Dec 06, 2021*. Modified: 10:59pm On Dec 06, 2021 |
JustMe407: So, on Friday, a friend of mine bought me an averagely expensive alcoholic drink. I am normally not an alcoholic guy, even though I appreciated him, I didn't fancy drinking it. So I kept it at home and would just be sipping it little by little anytime I saw it or remembered it.
I told my girlfriend about it. She laughed and told me not to gradually turn into a drunkard ohh! I told her it wasn't possible. Fast forward to yesterday, when she came over to my crib, while we were having some swell romantic time, I remembered the drink and decided to take a sip.
As I gulped down a sip, squeezed my face and shouted "arrrrrrhhhhhhhhh", naso my baby girl look me for like 1min frowning. So, I went out to get some stuffs done, when I got back, she told me that she has already disposed the drink. That she poured it into the kitchen sink. I rushed to the kitchen, low and behold, she wasn't lying.
I just stand there weak. I warned her afterwards never to try it again. She told me that she did it because alcohol is bad for my health and she doesn't want me to get drunk. I still wasn't happy though! na to just drop Bible one side treat your fuckup aswearugod!!......
What nonsense excuse is that one!!....does she know if its the alcohol that gives u inspiration on various ways to make and gather wealth?.....
And you sheepishly swallowed the act and let it slide away!! Makachi eh!!........Will you getat of my sight!!
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Celebrities › Re: My Name Is Stella Damasus, Not Damascus – Stella Damasus Corrects Nigerians by dynicks(m): 5:01pm On Dec 06, 2021 |
alizma: Oga keep quiet now, must everybody hear it from your mouth? lol....don't k ow why u guys are fidgeting cus I mentioned RMD....RMD could mean anything ooo |
Celebrities › Re: My Name Is Stella Damasus, Not Damascus – Stella Damasus Corrects Nigerians by dynicks(m): 4:40pm On Dec 06, 2021 |
chitransco: lol..back then as kids we used 2 refer to her as "RMD's wife".. mehn d good old days... that's to say u suppose don dey answer DADDY now bro!!....enough respect boss!!  |
Celebrities › Re: My Name Is Stella Damasus, Not Damascus – Stella Damasus Corrects Nigerians by dynicks(m): 4:27pm On Dec 06, 2021 |
youngllleo: oga wide mouth abeg explain? Jst see u see prison and what or who do u think RMD mean? RMD could mean anything or anyone bro? |