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CharlesNneji1:
Why Single Girls Are Turning You Down When You Ask Them Out. (3)

Let's not wait time. straight to the point.

How can you make a girl to fall in love with you?

I want to make something very clear right now.

And what is that?

Here it is: "Simply telling a girl that you like her will not make her to like you back". It doesn't work that way.

[size=25pt]In one of Faze's song he said something like: "If you Love someone walk up to her and tell her you love her".[/size] Lol, i like Faze but mehn - that advice is a bad advice like mad.

GUY NA CHINA SING AM NO BE FAZE.

alobam1:
Dammm see life ohhh.I checked ur picture.i think we once boarded the same vehicle from Mokola to Arola one nite.You sat beside me and a friend..You where looking so cute that nite..I think you dropped at Yidi.I stay at arola. Side Arola..I replied ur PM..thank goodness Boland too stays close bye..Make I reply am too..Nice meeting u again on NL..what a small world..

Guy na only you waka come?

No use this familiarity thing come chance me.

Because e go bloody die.

Boland:
Sent.

Guy wetin you send?

Go withdraw am shaperly.

You see babe wey I take dey do learning practice, you wan come corner am abi?

Gracyel:
Lol...Oya try na. Lets see if you are a good student.

Nna enh, competition don plenty for your head oo.

Meanwhile, What's rule number 1?

Gracyel:
Very funny. Have a lovely rest. As for me, dunno why I aint sleepy yet.

Lemme woo you small to practice what we are learning in this class.

You called us lazy readers, now you are the lazy writer.

I hope this your womanizing analogies won't end in

BUY MY E-BOOK to know the rest?

Be rest assured of what you'll get

Because we the readers also have to be learnt in order to know the best marketing strategies to use.

We are of two kinds too...

1. Those with emotional feeling

2. Those with financial assurance.

Ishilove:
Right from childhood, I've always been inexplicably drawn to old music. For me, the older the better. Old music, old pictures, old movies, old fashion etc. When i listen or watch them, I feel this deep longing, this yearning i can't name. Almost like I'm missing ...something. I remember years back when I began watching 'Wonder Woman' on our old black and white TV, I always experienced this sense of inexplicable loss. I never understood why I felt that way. I still don't understand.

I regularly experience deja vu, especially at places i know I have NEVER been to. These places are never in Africa, funny enough. My mum says I am an old soul.

For the reason of this thing you just said; unless you have married, guys will be scared to associate with an incarnate like you.

Ask him if he aint scared and planning to quit already for this statement of yours

edit your post and thank me in the future.

xxsheila89xx
OP i can see that you are truely hurt and looking for ways to come back home.

we accept our lost relavtives, you just need to speakout so we can find you a hut.

GOVERNOR ROTIMI AMAECHI THIS AFTERNOON DECLARED DUSK TO DAWN CURFEW IN RIVERS STATE, STATING THAT ITS TO SAVE LIVES AND PROPERTIES BECAUSE OF THE FEAR OF ELECTION CRISI THAT MAY I RISE.

THE CURFEW STARTS FROM 7:00PM - 6:00AM DAILY TILL FURTHER NOTICE.


SOURCE: RHYTHYM FM PHC.

NAWA OOO... I NO GET FOOD STUFFS FOR HOUSE OOO.

[b]GEJ: picks up phone, scrolls through contacts and dials Buhari...
Phone ringing: asalamu aliakum jema'a, dun Allah indan kuka pito zabe...


GMB: picks call... Hello


GEJ: Hello, it's me Goodluck


GMB: Lailaha ilalahu, is it you is calling me?


GEJ: yes, how was the elections in the north?


GMB: walahi it is fine, I just go for credit, I go my house, I come back for vote with my wife after we just left.

I see you fa when you are struggle for credit with your wife.


GEJ: okay, it's not credit, it is accreditation.


GMB: Toh yowa na gode.


GEJ: about the accreditation problem, it's just a technical fault, but it was later sorted out.


GAMB: Technical ka ce? I thought it is electric fault fa.

Ama no problem since you don vote.


GEJ: Thank you.


GMB: How is your wife feshents?


GEJ: She is at the backyard doing her English home lessons.

How is your own wife Aisha?


GMB: Walahi she is a sleeping.
Did you hear what she did on the election day?


GEJ: No, what happened?


GMB: Walahi this woman jus vote for PDP. I was very vex.
Ama dei ba komai, if I win I will marry another wife for my first lady and I will dash you this one.


GEJ: That's is wickedness.


GMB: Eh toh she don't know is wicked to vote Fee Dee Fee?


GEJ: Anyways no problem. I see you won most northern states with a landslide.


GMB: for where you see?
I no win with lanslide fa, it is FeeVeeCee I used.


GEJ: I see you don't understand what I mean.
Are you following the collation so far on tv?


GMB: Yes, you are winning for now.
But don't worry my people have not arrived.


GEJ: Well, that's not my problem now.
I called you to confirm some things.

GMB: okay, what's that?


GEJ: You said you are going to stabilize world economy and oil prices.


GMB: Yes.


GEJ: How do you intend to achieve that?


GMB: Walahi, I don't know fa, let me call Tunubi to ask him because he is the one that said I should say we will stabilize world economy and obasango said I should say we will stabilize oil price.


GEJ: Hmm.
What about corruption?


GMB: Let me ask you too.
Do you use corruption to clean corruption?

Are you there? Answer me.


GEJ: Okay, do you think you'll win?


GMB: Why not!
Don't worry, if I win I will give you appointment for minister of water resources.


GEJ: No, don't worry.


GMB: You don't want?
Okay, I can employ you in my cattle farm.


GEJ: Are you trying to insult me?


GMB: Salt? Kai, goodluck you want to start salt production? No problem I will allocate land to you for your factory in borno state.


GEJ: I can see your age is affecting you.


GMB: Walahi, I told Tunubi and Obasango that i cant rule but they said I should be there, that Osibande will be ruling. I will just be signing only.


GEJ: Why do you always call your vice the wrong name?


GMB: It is not my fault, I just told you my brain is weak.
And kuma that hibo name is hard to fronounce fa.


GEJ: How can you say he is igbo?


GMB: Is he not hibo? Is he not from south east in Lagos?


GEJ: Okay, I will call you back. I have drink to drink after I get myself I will call you again.


GMB: You want to go and drink what?


GEJ: Alcohol, will you drink?


GMB: Yes, I am coming to join you now.


GEJ: Am in Otuoke now, you can't make it.


GMB: Kai, toh bring my own for Aso rock when you are coming.


GEJ: Okay, thanks.


GMB: Yowa na gode.



GEJ: Meanwhile, I want to commend you for conducting your people and making them not go into violence like before.


GMB: Don't thank me, it is the almajiri school you built that helped them to get sense.
Now they know if they spoil the roads you built, the schools, the hospitals, the jobs you created, nobody will do another for them again.

But I fear, you this people don't have sense... they might destroy these things after results are announced, whether in peace or in protest.
But if they try it unless you win else if I win they can't get any of those good things.

They dont know the value.


GEJ: Okay, thank you.

[/b]

Our beloved president has just voted alongside his wife.

After the voting we saw him interviewed by press men.



1. Did anyone notice he was chewing gum or licking sweet while answering the interview questions?


2. Did you also notice him say "I can't speak for INEC, Jega will speak for INEC. I have SPEAK for the presidency"?


3.Did you hear him say EID instead of IED?


4. Did you hear "Let us be patience with INEC"?


5. Did you notice his wife Who has been hyperactive during campaigns didn't say a word at the pooling unit?



I guess he is human like us and also makes mistakes.

Make una give this man a break.

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I waited to hear Buhari's interview but I didn't even see him vote, I only saw him standing on the queue and afterwards left.



VOTE WISELY...

sacora:
may God restore ur sights

Make Satan take yours

[b]The Matchmakers Association 18+.....®

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Hello everyone,

It's my pleasure to have you come to this thread.

In a jiffy I will like to go straight to point.

If you know you are not matured or interested in the business of this thread, please give way.


Just as the name implies, we intend to bring together those who are of age to get hooked with a partner that could lead to marriage, and those who might be outrightly looking for marital partners.

We have made alliance and still talking with some radio stations in portharcourt, Lagos and Abuja who are already in the trend of match making and other bodies.

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OUR MISSION:

We hope to source for eligible partners (male or female) to anyone that puts up a request in need of one.

You are to get hooked and sort your ways out, if it works for both of you, fine, if it doesn't; life goes on.

You could always come back to place subsequent demands for another hookup after you must have disclosed the state of your initial hookup.

You can join our whatsapp group on +2347066611666
[/b]



Disclaimer: we don't give husbands and wives, we only hook you up and the parties are to sort themselves out whichever way they wish to.

But you can always come back to us with details of the happenings in the process if you wish.

HumbledbYGrace:


What has become of you

Wrong sections, try meet up section, best of good things.

You wont understand.

Meanwhile, all the best by december.

tuoyoojo:
I love the reply above me! Op keep it up

By the way my birthday is on the 28th march

dont forget my gift.

xreal:
Source?? ??

Call them and ask them for the source.

Please Note!

These are the police control numbers for each state in Nigeria. Call for rapid response to any criminal conduct :

Abia - 08035415405.
Admwa- 08089671313.
AkIbom - 08039213071.
Anmbra -07039194332.
Bauchi - 08151849417.
Bayelsa - 07034578208.
Benue - 08066006475.
Borno - 08068075581.
C-River - 08133568456.
Delta - 08036684974.
Ebonyi - 07064515001.
Edo - 08037646272.
Ekiti - 08062335577.
Enugu - 08032003702.
FCT - 07057337653.
Gombe - 08150567771.
Imo - 08034773600.
Jigawa 08075391069.
Kaduna - 08123822284.
Kano - 08032419754.
Katsina - 08075391255.
Kebbi - 08038797644.
Kogi - 08075391335.
Kwara 07032069501.
Lagos - 07055462708.
Nasarwa 08123821571.
Niger - 08081777498.
Ogun - 08032136765.
Ondo - 07034313903.
Osun - 08075872433.
Oyo - 08081768614.
Plateau - 08126375938.
Rivers - 08032003514.
Sokoto - 07068848035.
Taraba - 08140089863.
Yobe - 07039301585.
Zamfara - 0810658012

I no see anything.

tchidi:
Ehmmm... are you sure I shouldn't leave here to somewhere a Lil safer?

So you still dey that hopeless Hausa land?

Anything wey you see na for your head.

[b]The Matchmakers Association 18+.....®

---

Hello everyone,

It's my pleasure to have you come to this thread.

In a jiffy I will like to go straight to point.

If you know you are not matured or interested in the business of this thread, please give way.


Just as the name implies, we intend to bring together those who are of age to get hooked with a partner that could lead to marriage, and those who might be outrightly looking for marital partners.

We have made alliance and still talking with some radio stations in portharcourt, Lagos and Abuja who are already in the trend of match making and other bodies.

---

OUR MISSION:

We hope to source for eligible partners (male or female) to anyone that puts up a request in need of one.

You are to get hooked and sort your ways out, if it works for both of you, fine, if it doesn't; life goes on.

You could always come back to place subsequent demands for another hookup after you must have disclosed the state of your initial hookup.

You can join our whatsapp group on +2347066611666
[/b]



Disclaimer: we don't give husbands and wives, we only hook you up and the parties are to sort themselves out whichever way they wish to.

But you can always come back to us with details of the happenings in the process if you wish.

lynx200:
On point @op. Right now I am even thinking of leaving the industry. I am a scriptwriter but most producers do not respect the place of the scriptwriter. There are so many times I have had to walk away from jobs because of the poor pay and working conditions. Many of the so called producers and directors know nothing about the job and some boast openly they can write a script in a day . When you try to correct them they start reminding you that they put the money down for the production. I know of so many good writers who have left and I am working on joining them unless something happens.

Lynxx you are a screen writer?

Let's talk.

Who named BUHARI Okechukwu?


The woman is enjoying her life, haters are hating.

Make it dollar.