dubuntu:
I just have a question to ask.
I am thinking about learning video editing on my own using enough you tube tutorials and other online materials. however there's no substitute for "on-the-job" experience. so I was wondering, what if I learnt editing on my own and decided to try myself out in the industry by applying for internship (sort of) what's the possibility of getting such jobs. the aim of course is to get enough experience.

You can bro, I learnt all I know about editing and filmmaking online (YouTube) and today I am doing well in the industry, just believe yourself and give it you all.

DrRasheed:
Well, i think naija women can still chill cuz the gov't is yet to afford robot talklez of one sex starved mofos.

Give it a year and see London used sex dolls flooding Nigerian market.

Aba will start producing too.

desreek9:



So you this guy your married and you're saying nonsense to me today abi, smellos

Busted.

dingbang:
Lol my spoons are still two... nobody living with me

But I can relate with that though... Spoons just disappear in my parents house

I am single but my spoons disappear like ghosts; now I've learned to disappear people's (neighbors) spoons too, no be only me go dey buy.

According to reports, tech companies that are producing realistic sex robots are trying to reach the next level in creating sex robots that can cook and clean. The company spokesperson says the cooking and cleaning sex robots can be available for purchase as soon as 2019.

In recent months, Sex Robots have become a very hot topic, both criticized and praised. Many think sex robots will have a negative impact on society and sex life, as people may choose sex robots over actual people.

With many people on Twitter making jokes about how sex robots cannot cook and clean, unfortunately for them, cleaning and cooking sex robots is already happening.

Jan Kunchai, an engineer at RealBotix says “I’ve dated around six women in my entire life and all six cheated on me, I’m six for six like Jordan. Anyways i thought it would be a good idea to create a robot that can cook and clean so i don’t have to get cheated on anymore, the next step would probably be a sex robot that can reproduce”.

Although a sex robot that can cook and clean efficiently seems like a very difficut task, company engineers say they can be here by 2019.

Lalasticlala

http://www.yabaleftonline.ng/robot-cook-keep-clean-available-2019/

This thing happens almost in every African home.

You get to keep buying spoons while the keep getting missing and you know not how they get missing.

Share your experiences.

President of USA shakes hands with white priests in a church and did not shake a black priest or is it that the priest did not want to shake him by not offering his hands?

Who is to be tagged the racist here?


https://www.facebook.com/Ppsoecs/videos/418369751841824/



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03hnG_APBdg

Lalasticlala

I shall inform them

gare:


they should add fasting to the prayers

Is there a difference between a Hausa and a Fulani?

bloodmoneyspita:
the hausas will always be slaves to fulani's.

Last

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Just as some Nigerians are calling and praying for the removal of president Buhari in the forthcoming general elections, some Fulani men have taken to the social media (facebook) to pray against those wishing president Muhamadu Buhari failure in the forthcoming election.


In their own words, they said and I quote (paraphrased)


"Those wishing president Buhari failure will sleep and never wake up till the elections are over" see their comment below:

delishpot:


What did you read?

Do you mean accident knew her by name? Like she was always involved in accidents?

What do you mean?

delishpot:
Last last accident still claim her.

jonero4:
op sense wee nt kee u

Lol

Lalasticlala

A facebook user shared on his timeline the overall achievements of president Buhari in the south east since assuming office, see list below:

Lalasticlala

A facebook user by the name Omenka Ukama Peter made this comment and got bashed by angry ladies.

Proffdada:
Same old stuff

Same old stuff my brother, even older stuff, Jeez, looks like 1990 production.

I am angry because I wasted my data watching the nonsense.

GLeesMODEL:
Multiple Award Winning Sensational Television Producer, Presenter, Creative Director, Film Producer and Actress Amb. Rachel Bakam aka Rachel the PIPER prepares for the World Film Premiere of her movie A LAND OF OPPORTUNITY and The PIPER AWARDS which will hold at the International Conference Centre Abuja. The PIPER'S DYNASTY, Rayzeds Media Limited team and herself also prepare for a Private view and Concert at the Jabi boat club in Abuja-Nigeria. She posted on her social media pages: 

Land of Opportunity Pilot produced by Rayzeds Media Limited and PIPERS DYNASTY 
Helloooooo Fam OUR BLOCKBUSTER Which will also be a VEHICLE TO TRANSFORM LIVES IS COMING OUT REALLY SOON WATCH OUT FOR THE MOVIE 'LAND OF OPPORTUNITY''; The first Piper's Dynasty and Rayzeds Media Limited film (Executive Producers), directed by Seasoned Director Femi Abatan, Produced by Intriguing Producer Chris Omenyi, Co-Produced by Rachel the PIPER (Amb. Rachel Bakam) starring Ace Actor & Filmmaker Ernest Obi, Sports Legend & Former UN Ambassador John Fashanu, Multiple award winning Television Presenter & humanitarian Amb. Rachel Bakam, Seasoned Filmmaker & Actor Obi Okoli, Outstanding Actor & Youth Champion Comr. Rikki Nwajiofor, Ace actor & Producer Chris Omenyi amongst others.  WHAT IS DIFFERENT ABOUT THIS FILM A lot of empowerment packages are tied to this special Movie One that will TRANSFORM THE LIVES OF MANY NIGERIANS. IS NIGERIA A LAND OF OPPORTUNITY IT IS!!! As long as we will play our parts the best way possible to make sure it is. 

Watch The Pilot of the film and project below: 
‎https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=YQXrC_-vklc
‎

I am totally disappointed with what I have seen so far about this movie.

Go and learn the game well please, to say that persons like Ernest Obi and Obi Okoli are in the movie yet it is quack shocked me.

safarigirl:
Is this handle paying Srun or any NL mods? Because I don't understand why such a thread with absolutely zero relevance would make FP

Just packed some babe's IG pictures and made a thread about it.

You just said part of my mind.

The trailer of this said movie did not interest me in any way, nothing captivating in it, in fact, the montage graphics alone at the beginning is enough to stop me watching the trailer just at the beginning.

Presenting on TV is different from making films, if you do not have what it takes you can't force it, to me this is dead on arrival; they'll just use over-hyping to drag followers just to feed them bullshi.t.

chii8:
Hmmmm, she only survived this because of the good health care in Italy . if it were to be in my country, maybe the doctor that would have attended to her would be on strike. ( don't ask me the name of my country please )

There's no need asking you because I am also a citizen of the same shithole country you are talking about, and it is our curse and we are carrying it.

Nasty:
World class music video directed & by Nigerian/Nairaland hip-hop artist, director & model @fugeeboi on IG
Please leave a comment on Youtube, feel free to share to your Facebook page and repost on all social media platforms

WayBack by fugeeboi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j48_SAHaC08

The director of this video needs to work more on his skills, though he tried for making an attempt.

The video was overexposed and was on slo-mo, not in synchrony with the beat.

horsepower101:
After voting, the embassy will dump their vote in the trash.

You have not even seen the votes you are talking about trashing them... the question is, will Nigerian government agree to this?

Biafraqueen:
Nigeria is a country without great thinkers.
Every one wants to be a nationalist without much brain power .
The previous voting process being rigged with impunity while ur solicitating for diaspora vote.

Restructure Nigeria now before 2019 crooked election.
Am just tired of this whole drama every were. .....
I just want to leave this hell asap.

She that fights and runs away lives to keep fighting.

You ain't going anywhere.

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Senator Ben Murray Bruce To Push For Diaspora Voting to enable those in the diaspora to vote for future elections citing that they contribute immensely to the FDI of Nigeria.

What do you have to say?

Lalasticlala

MasViews:
I don't even know dem

Indomie generation spotted.

Tanktink:
I think Simi and Small doctor are still young in the industry to be on the list.

Lol

campuscatch:


Permit me (if I can) to apologize on behalf of @BacoTech. We appreciate your contributions at this time of our growth. Thank you!

…catch that campus feel!

I am only saying what I feel you should work on and thanks for understanding. I am in no way bothered with @BacoTech, he is entitled to his opinions just I am to mine.

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