I woke up this morning and decided to visit my Instagram, there I saw this alibaba ad that left me wondering.

It is too real to be true.

Please you guys should help me to confirm the authenticity of this product.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVA3vDKTPWA


I survive music video by @itskokopeeout out

Shot and directed by Dyoungstar


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Abia1stS0N:
Where's our Abia state? Our Abia state is a cursed dead shithole state no wonder okpalaAnambra is ashamed

My brother they are talking about states doing well, those doing fairly well and failed ones not cursed states.

When they start talking about cursed states ABIA will be the only on the list.

I am ABIA too, let's wait for our special list.

A new hit romance song making rounds the social media that you must see.

Don't forget to comment and subscribe, thank you.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDQbBPtMWes



Lalasticlala

DStv alias Multichoice should go back to their drawing board.

We know they are offering great service but why mistreatment and extortion?

24SEVEN:
But sincerely aren't Akwa Ibomites wasting their resources unnecessarily?

Look at the sparsely populated environment and tell me what vehicular traffic warrants such infrastructure. Can the money be used for something more pressing and/or beneficial.

Why do people who suddenly struck wealth resort to wastages.

It's like you didn't read or you don't know how to read.

Go and read the second paragraph of that post again sir.

Fragility6:

How old are you dat u don't know tinz 2 joke with? Even d ps5 u are disgracing urself abt is not out.

You need to drink a glass of chilled water to chill your nerves bro.

All I have to say is the boy is not missing, he probably absconded.

Don't quote me again, thanks.

This boy is too small/young to be missing.

They should go check his friends houses and playstation gaming centers now that PS5 is out

Isinweke:
They make statements and deny the statements.

That's what they do.

They have already passed their messages.

My brother you must be from Imo state.

If you are isinweke then I should be ihite uboma.

Why is this post appearing double on the front page?
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SweetyZinta:
Very educative article. I now know that 23andMe exist. But still I didn't learn how to check my Genotype without visiting a hospital.




Nice though

Lol

Happy to know you learnt something after all.

ChybuzzDD:

Check my profile, please

I can't mail you direct from nairaland because I don't have access to that email now.

Just send me a message via
okufire1@gmail.com

DaddyOpe:
I got married to my wife 5 years ago. Before we got married, she dated a guy. We all stayed in the same area. I live here because it is close to my place of work. Her ex lives in the area. He does building contractor. While they were dating, I met my wife. I was able to convince her to date me. And since the guy was always travelling, I was able to get close to her. I think I won her finally after we had sex. Because that first day, I scattered her brain. She later left the guy. I proposed, she accepted and we got married.

First of all your wife is a gold digger, she is not supposed to regret anything! What if her ex didn't achieve all that, would she have missed him and want to be with him? She made her choice so she should live with it. In fact, if it is possible, move closer to her ex's house or even become his tenant so she can go and hang herself. Instead of praying for you to become successful she is regretting. What the Bleep, so annoying.

ChybuzzDD:


Send a mail, please

Give me your email

ChybuzzDD:


I'm a Plastic Surgeon, and from the picture I've seen, this shouldn't be too much of a worry to you, considering it's small extent, height, location, and the fact you're a man, unless you now have acquired enough money to spend.

It's more of what we call Hypertrophic scar than a Keloid(keloids would never stop growing, and would have personal and family histories).

Being a Hypertrophic scar, it will slightly flatten out with time. But if you must remove it, then, a Pladtic Surgeon will know better how to go about it.

Steroid injections, creams, etc, become less effective as scars become older. The best result would have been achieved at the earlier stage they started you on that injection (probably Kenalog).

Bros, please I need your help to explain something to me.

edoairways:
Some scenes are exaggerated

What scene is that sir?

J.O.C.A - Just One Call Away
A short film that narrates the ordeals of the people on the outbreak of the novel Coronavirus in Nigeria.

This short film will make you cry.

The film stars @KUNLE REMI and @BOLAJI OGUNMOLA.

Directed by: ELIJAH UMANU

Produced by: Miracle Nduka

Executive Producers: NESTY BAWA & LEMUEL BAWA

@Krytalfilmworks production








https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PH2VRqswvU






Lalasticlala.

CrazyOptimist:
What's the world turned to?
Pre marital sex has become a normal thing.
People dont even hide it any longer
On nairaland, its sex sex sex.

Judgement day should kuku come fast fast

Oga respect yourself o.

Make we no fvck again?

Stop calling rapture biko, we like the world like this till our time is over.

Ishilove:
How do you know your erection has not been restored? Are you saying after fasting you still went back to fornicating?

That thing that wants you to keep patronising prostitutes is a waster. Don't give it a chance.

Ishilove�� there's no atom of love in you at all��

14 news Cases Confirmed

As at 09:30 pm 29th March, there are

111 confirmed cases
1 death

For a breakdown of cases by states in real time, please see https:///zQrpNeOfet

Currently;
Lagos- 68
FCT- 21
Ogun- 3
Enugu- 2
Ekiti- 1
Oyo- 7
Edo- 2
Bauchi- 2
Osun-2
Rivers-1
Benue- 1
Kaduna- 1

Mother Of Twins, Triplets, Welcomes Another Set Of Triplets



A Nigerian lady, Oni Kemi Tbonny, who waited for 8 years to have her first child, has recounted how she became a mother of seven children; twins and triplets, in three years!

In her narration post on Instagram, she disclosed that she first welcomed a set of twins even though she lost one after “8 years of waiting, crying, sowing seeds and above all dashing Doctors her money”.


She, however, welcomed a set of triplets 11 months later and then another set of triplets recently.

She wrote;

PLS JOIN ME AND GLORIFY THIS WONDERFUL GOD OOOO IS ANOTHER SET OF TRIPLET (TWO BOYS AND A GIRL)



MY TESTIMONY #### Sometimes God delays our blessings not because he doesn’t love us but because he wants to give us d best.. I am serving a living God… After 8yr of waiting, crying, sowing seeds and above all dashing Doctors my money.. God did it without asking for Money…. 1st set was twins (a boy and a girl) I later lost one.

Then follow by my 1st set of triplets under 11 months, as in THREE WONDERFUL CHILDREN ALL MALE . Now another set of triplet ( TWO BOYS AND A GIRL) As in 7 Children within 3 years. (Mama Ejima X3 only me).. and some one will say there is no God. Sweet Jesus I love you very plenty….

Father remember the womb that has not yet taken seed, let them bear fruit. protect all pregnant mothers and grant them safe delivery in jesus name Amen. OH MOTHER OF PERPETUAL HELP!!!!! PRAY FOR US OH LOVING MOTHER.. from lolojef


https://m.scooper.news/detail?newsId=9172861&utm_source=com.transsion.hilauncher



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Tinubu 2023: Makinde Provides Campaign Vehicle For Jagaban


The Lagos state House of Assembly member representing Ifako-Ijaiye II constituency in the 9th Legislative Assembly who was re-elected back into the House in 2019, used this a way to show support to the APC chieftain.

A Twitter user, Aye Mojubar posted a picture of the campaign vehicle and tagged it: “It's finally here - Tinubu 2023.”

With Bola Ahmed Tinubu yet to officially declare his intension to run for the 2023 presidency, many observers and political commentators have been touting him as a potential candidate.

This gesture by Rasheed Makinde all but confirmed the interest of Tinubu to run for 2023 Presidency. His campaign might start anytime soon following this recent discovery.

Three years to the general elections, the likes of Sanusi Lamido, Kwankwaso, El-Rufai, Yemi Osinbajo and so on have all been touted as Buhari’s replacement.




https://m.scooper.news/detail?newsId=9124684&utm_source=com.transsion.hilauncher

‘Deceased’ Girl Buried 2 Years Ago Returns Home




Shock and awe were the main reactions in the Masala township in Ndola, Zambia after a girl believed to have been dead for 2 years, walked back home.



The girl identified as Winnie Lufunja was said to have died 2 years prior due to an illness and she was buried.

She was 17 at the time reports the Zambia Daily Mail.



According to Winnie’s parents, her body was even viewed in an open casket and there was a church service and funeral and all before she was buried.



The girl had been buried three days after her demise on November 12, 2016.



The parents shocked by this incident even revealed the grave number (73) and apparently, her bones are still in the grave. This was confirmed after her body was exhumed on Monday.



Her ‘bones’, a blue blanket, bottle and other items that her mother identified were found in her grave.



The parents have also submitted the death certificate and birth certificate to the police to help establish the truth.


There has been no story from Winnie herself as to what really happened and the girl along with her parents are at the police station as they wait for a DNA to further prove/disprove the case.



https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.herald.ng/dead-girl-buried-2-years-ago-returns-home/amp/

Tweets

Yenefer:
14 at once?? I'm on my way to chad. It will going to be a disaster. No healthcare system in this sh!thole, less than 200 testing kid, 200 million population, majority of people live on daily wages. literally dooms day is coming in this sh!thole the good thing is. The people can now eat the rich people since they're all here

Don't panic, the Lord is in control

bugidon:
Where is our president? in Cuba or UK?

Ask Abba Kyari

14 news Cases of the Covid-19 virus confirmed by NCDC

ddippset:
Is anyone surprised?

Weren't they the same people who wanted Atiku to cum on them in 2019?

Baba I no understand, how Atiku take enter this matter now?

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