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Emmahunk:
So impressed. It's a good feeling to know that we have so many talented people on Nairaland. Save for a manner less and uncultured  few, Nairaland is just full of the very best in different fields

Nawa oooo. You quoted all the story, why nau?

VillageBoi:
No, it died on WhatsApp a long, loooong time ago... was pretty much full of jokers; though there were 2 or 3 serious people there.
Might still shoot the short script that came out of it.

Forget these sort of threads and do your own thing... search the site and you'll find over numerous years not one thing has ever come out of any such similar thread. You're far better off starting something with your own friends and contacts in your own area.

I really hate people who run mouth without effect.

Real men don't make noise.

Are you still in London or back home? Let's hookup, got some issues to discuss.

prof800:
Yes boss.

Sent you a mail.

I will check ASAP.

TheFilmmaker:
Really? Where?

Yea, Lagos.

Did this idea finally get to its destination or it died halfway?

I am working on a film next month is shooting.

VillageBoi n crew come here ooo.

I have done one already.

@Seun

If you want to go into screen production call on me, you know that's my niche. We can work things out.

I have someone in NTA abuja that can be of help, I have a producer whose jobs airs on AIT now, he too can be of help.

@Seun

If you want to go into screen production call on me, you know that's my niche. We can work things out.

ozoigbondu:
Power vaccum is not good for our democracy a lot can happen in 24 hours thats politics for you

Zubby77 is this you?

prof800:
Good news.

Now there is a wider audience for African content providers.

Your head dey there.

Make we hookup nau.

possibilita:
You get to hustle and buy ursef a 32gb memory card so u could screen munch funny pictures

Is this a benefit on nairaland? I guess many of you didn't understand the topic well.

Lucentbeauty:
lol but what I don't get is that if you knew it was a scam why continue? Why didn't you leave? Why did you continue to play with their mind? And you were bold going with them like that.

I wanted to see the end.

jaybee3:
Do you live in Kaduna?

Yea, but away now.

OPEN LETTER TO NCC CHAIRMAN
With great rage and agony I indite this missive to you, speaking on behalf of the Nigerian populace.

Sir, I wish to let you understand that you are a disgrace to our nation, your office as the NCC chairman has been grossly abused by you. You totally lack etiquette and good conduct.

Well, we know your game plan in alliance with the wolves in sheep clothing who call themselves MTN, but karma will catch up with you and those that took part in sharing the loot from the poor masses.

You are a good example of Fela’s description of (ITT) International Thief Thief.

Under your watch MTN charge us exorbitantly for data subscription, off-net call; the painful of all is their on-net call rate OMG, this is what they can’t do in South Africa but because of your greed, gluttonous and wickedness to fellow man you allowed them to perpetrate this dubious acts here. This is man-inhumanity-to-man; you managed to reduce SMS rate from 5 naira to 4 naira thinking you have done us great favour – favour my foot. How many of us send SMS since the advent of WhatsApp?

You are just an epitome of wickedness and corruption partisan. My pain is I can’t do you anything as regards to this but karma will surely catch up with you.

Just immediately after the presidential elections which General Muhammadu Buhari emerged winner MTN started muting our calls to steal as much as they can before Buhari takes over staff of office which will be detrimental to their evil activities. How can I recharge my phone with my hard earned money and put through a call only for MTN to connect it and mute the call and at this point they charge high, for a call of 10 seconds they bill me 19 to 20 naira and they do this on all calls I make; now imagine the great millions of Nigerians they’ve done this dastard act to, for the sake of your retar.d brain I will calculate for you the actual amount you and you cohort steal from we innocent citizens.

Per second billing at 20 naira for 10 seconds to 160 million users:
= 20 X 160,000,000 = 3,200,000,000 three billion two hundred million naira. And I am sure it is far greater than this because MTN has more than 160 million users, then compare how many times they do this to each subscriber in a day for 3 weeks running.

And some unsuspecting people when they put through a call and couldn’t hear from the other party continues to scream Hello, Hello over the phone thereby increasing your ISR (Internally Stolen Revenue); you and the directors of MTN seat in your offices, monitors this calls and smile to yourselves “Our gimmick is working wow… claps) thinking you are wise; its only opportunity that they (MTN) have and you a privilege which you have abused.
Mr. Chairman, we Nigerians are disgruntled at this your antiquated dido to cozen us into foolery and swindle us of our hard earned money. Thank heavens we voted for CHANGE and now CHANGE has come, in a matter of few days the wind of CHANGE will flush you away into KIRIKIRI prison with JEGA as EFCC chairman, there you’ll rot after all your loot have been recovered by the unsmiling peoples General.
Because Obasanjo makes 1 naira from every recharge done on MTN, you too want to establish your own robbery system; oh yes, you are a pen robber which equals you to an armed robber. That is how that fellow criminal minister I can’t remember his useless name stopped APPLE (I-PHONE) from establishing their production plant in Nigeria because he wanted 25% of all their yearly income for lifetime. Tell me, who does that? Very sadistic and inhumane. Now they’ve built their factory in Ghana, creating jobs for them; something that was meant for my country people another gluttonous thief stopped it. Tomorrow you’ll stand and sing arise o compatriots, devil!

We are not unawares of what your partner at the (NBC)Nigerian Broadcasting Corporation is doing; thank heavens for the Barristers who tamed his decoy to ballyhoo and skyrocket DSTV plan to 14-15 thousand naira monthly. What-the-hell? Even in South Africa they have not done that and can never ever think of doing it, only in Nigeria everything goes. We are watching you all.
DSTV subscription had better be reduced to pay-per-view else, we will hack it down and make it free to all Nigerians; you remember what happened in Akwa-Ibom and Imo state 2 years back right?
That we let things slide because we want to maintain a serene and corrupt free Nigeria does not mean you can cheat us and go unpunished.
I won’t thank you for anything, so I shall leave you to ponder on these few points of mine; mind you prison is very close – your next appointment is there waiting.
THIEVES…

meimoks:
Dyoungstar any continuation? Or you're sleeping already?

LATER THIS NIGHT...

CONTINUED…
They started calculating how to buy the chemicals, 1st huge guy asked me if I have any money for the chemical; I told him all my life I have never seen 100,000.00 before.


2nd 419 screamed ah! How then will I get money to wash mine? I told him to borrow me after the washing I will balance him, he said he doesn’t have but he has someone he wants to borrow from, I told him to borrow for two; he said he is not sure of getting complete for one self.


The other guys agreed to buy 3 bottles while me and 2nd 419 buy the remaining 3 bottles, I told them outright I don’t have the money; they asked me if I don’t have money stashed in the bank? I told them I don’t have a working bank account now, my account got frozen because of lack of funding – cunny man die, cunny man bury am.


They said what of my father, doesn’t he have money I can go and sneak? I replied that my father has been sick in the village looking for money for operation. The guys got angry…


We have used almost 4+ hours deliberating since our arrival – I go there around to 8am when I checked my nokia phone touch-light phone the time was reading some minutes to 1pm. They asked me don’t I have phone? I asked them if I have phone will he money from the phone sales buy a bottle of the chemical which is 300k? Moreover this is my phone – I brought out the nokia touch-light (I don off my phone since hide am inside my boxers – in Abuja you must be prepared for every situation as a hustler) they didn’t even answer me, they left and instructed us to wait for them, leaving the Nigerian-Cotonou man with us. The two hefty men left and returned after about 2 hours with a bottle of something that looks like (Okwuma) Hausa call it Mai Kadei, Nupe call it Emi Kote – oil from shea butter fruit. They told us that they went and collected it on credit that after producing the money they will take their money double, we agreed (wetin concern me? My own na to dey look, if e reach time for run; I don calculate all my moves, how to fly the window and fly the fence. Every step has been calculated by me).


They said the chemical has to be mixed and that they don’t know how to mix it, they’ll have to call a professional that works in the morgue to come dilute it. He will also be paid some certain amount, they called him after much waiting he came with his car and said he is coming from Asorock that someone died and he went to cremate his body. Then he started his incantations. He collected a quantity of the soil in his palm and asked us to touch it in agreement that whatsoever happens between us will not be discussed elsewhere, we all did.


THE MORGUE ATTENDANT:

You all have taken this oath of secrecy not to reveal the activities here to anybody. (In my mind I screamed oath? You tell me say na oath? Anyway no yawa since my blood no follow sha)
This thing you people called me to do is illegal, I wanted to return back when I came and noticed it wasn’t a hospital. Why did you lie to me that it was for a hospital? – he is asking the mofos that called him, for my mind I was laughing see this man oo, you wan use my head abi?
If not for this young boy here I wouldn’t have remained here, but my spirit liked him on first sight that’s why I want to help you – referring to me.


He did some abracadabra and gyration and said, a foreigner was walking along the street and saw a young boy – you, he pointed at me. He called on the young boy to help him locate a woman who has been owing him 3 million for some time now; the young boy told him he doesn’t know the place, being truthful and trustworthy God decided to shine his blessings on the young man by making the foreigner tell him that he came with containers of gadget. On reaching here the young man started doubting because he didn’t see the containers and was wondering why a foreigner brought container to Abuja instead of Lagos. He was also expecting to see gadgets but was shown a film that later turned to money.
This money we are talking about is in billions – he looked at us. So you people wants to use this chemical to wash money and you lied to me? You thought I would want to share from it? I don’t take what doesn’t belong to me; the only thing I will take is my fee for the mixing of the chemical – continued…


Out of this money, the lord said I should tell you that this favour came to you all because of this young man, therefore he will have 750 million naira share.


He looked at me – the lord said this money is too big for you; you might go crazy when you see it but be calm nothing will happen if you remain calm the lord said. You will bring a relation who is capable to claim this money for you in the bank because at this age the bank will arrest you for owning such an amount of money.


The lord also said because this money is in naira, the foreigner cannot travel with it to his country; the young man will be in custody of the foreigner’s share of the money until the foreigner is able to convert them to dollar. For placing so much trust on you young man – he was talking to me. The lord said you’ll be the one to pay my fee for diluting this chemical (already he commanded the chemical be put in freezer, that if it stays out of freezer for a long time; it will explode and the effect will be catastrophic).


One of the guys asked how much is his fees he said 170,000.00 – me I was just watching like I was watching Manchester United play against Manchester City. He said he has other places to go to so we should be quick with everything so that he can go.


2nd 419 called me aside and asked me: bros we have come this far, don’t you have any money so that we can pay him for this; as you can see we are made – he spoke in thick anambra accent. I told him I can only have such money if I go rob a bank. The others came persuaded me to get the money – I just stood stiff like Zuma rock, after they’ve seen that all their efforts since morning was futile; they got angry and told me to get out or they kill me. The man that claimed to be the diluter told them to leave me, he came to me tried his charm which failed woefully; I told him I will have to go hustle for the money and in 3 days I shall be back – as if I be Jesus.


He gave me his number and a name I can’t remember and sent me on my way home for freedom sounding a serious warning to me never to let anyone know about it else the oath will kill me.


I went home narrated the story to my friend Ekpo, he said we will go back there and cause trouble – he is an already made trouble maker and has the strength for fight; the next day we returned to the place and everywhere was under lock and key.


THE END OF PART 1


PART TWO LAODING…