₦airaland Forum

ayobase:
Contract? What is your area of specialization?

Caveatemptor:
Dyt,
You need to threaten to commit suicide,you need to threaten to commit bodily harm to yourself for people to take you seriously. You need to scream out and threaten hell and brimstones for your thread to be taken serious.
Quite frankly,this thread is a joke to ease the tension caused by Mojis thread. Once again,thank you for relieving tension.
Respect,ma.

Caveatemptor:
Nice thread,Idayatu.
Thanks for relieving the tension.
Lots of respect to you.

Ranchhoddas:
No I don't think that!

luvablesam:
Goes near her to check what is wrong again!!! 'Oh, her epileptic fits are starting up again' ......i am praying for you

Ranchhoddas:
Mr A loses $45 and needs to get it replaced. Mr B needs to feed or pay his fees or do something urgent. You are saying we have to attend to Mr A first because he's more famous. Makes sense. Reminds me of Nigerian political parties.

ifyalways:
Dyt, can you bless me from the much you have received?

An0nimus:
She's serious guys. Only $45 abi na pounds sef, She even accepts bitcoin

Dyt you be character aswear

steppin:
No need. Already had my revenge.
See all those insulting posts that went missing? That's me
You've been in Nl long enough...you shouldn't take anything personal here. I don't.
So long.

luvablesam:
What is this

Ishilove:
Please PM me your account details. It's not much at all o but just help me manage it. Times are tough

sisisioge:
Baaaaby Remember what the elders say about your river not flowing pass you? Those folks aren't your maga ni...yours are on their way. Don't worry honeybee.

By the way, I think we are all broke this season. However, God in his infinite mercy will keep us going. When a door closes, He leaves a window opened so we could keep breathing pending when He opens a better door.

Thank God for his mercies! You no broke reach me babes, I swear you no broke reach me!

sunvick:
Oya I pledge 1k to open the donation floor.

#helpDYTonrecession

sunvick:
Eyahhhh.!!!! Dyt is quite unfortunate that the recession is heating you up.
Oya how do you need the money? Cash, cheque, or kind.

#helpDYTonrecession

steppin:
And I'm supposed to care because?

steppin:
Loosen up more...it helps with the 'crankiness'

An0nimus:
Dyt you no see as I dey ask of widow's mite of just 900,000k??

Yomieluv:
oga, park well..

thorpido:
Only thing I'll say is why do people not go on contraceptives when they have had a baby?
It's always a hard decision to keep the baby though.

chris2face:
Don't worry Dyt I have got the connection so am gonna be connecting u asap

chris2face:
Only 100k am sending 300k for u,I don't need ur acct no or any thing just wait ur gonna receive it in some hours
Kijirani kinji?

steppin:
*smiles* thought you'd never ask.
Try this on your neck and see if it fits.
Goodluck.

steppin:
*dozes off*wakes up again*
If the insults weren't working, what makes you think your boring pictures would?
Uptight and cranky people don't do funny. Try the politics section. Lots of your kind there.

chris2face:
So what do u need from me

steppin:
Clap for yourself. You've been doing a good job.
I'm leaving anyway...my posts seems to be extending the thread longer than it should. Thread is dead and buried.
*In Oliver Queen's voice* You have failed this city.

Yomieluv:
.one of my brother contested for governorship in ogun state, and one of my brothers is one of the biggest DJ in Nigeria. Money runs in my family.

chris2face:
Am still observing in 3D
Seriously am lost what really happening here
Dyt what is it?

sisisioge:
Kere kere your thread don enter 5th page.

Biko welcome the steps guy, a little drama is good for the thread.

Good morning sir, sir hungerbad. Pls help this female. She's as pretty as a button and docile as a dove...won't hurt a fly. It's just unfortunate that the recession condition is giving her more heat than the rest of us. Not entirely her fault, the gambling table the dealt in took all her money. Pls help her, she has promised not to patronize Opebi casinos again...she would only use the ones in agege. In fact, kabir won big there last week. Good bless your big heart...you are a wonderful human.

vectoh:
olosho spotted!

steppin:
Hungerbad Not that it's worth anything, but this one is willing to share her "birth right" for a plate of porridge.
Forget those ones that are offering a picture of their nipples.

Yomieluv:
Anyone who wants to donate, can donate o.

After this I will create a thread too, asking for my own piece of nairaland cake..I need to change my car..

Seems seeking for help when it's not needed is a good investment here...

Anabell2:
Can someone pls give me a mention when donation starts so i can donate N1,500

.....since i don't know dyt contact details

Thanks and God bless