₦airaland Forum

5minsmadness:
How dare you talk to me like that when am trying to epp you! You're not humble. I'm stepping back.

SalomonKane:
Ah! O mo nipple_? O ma shey oh.

LadyMercedes:
Hurry up ô! Cos e be like say all these married women don dey chook eye for their husband matter.
Make I quickly hook you up with one, before the wife nab am ooo. Shey kia!

dafeyankee:
Eyahhhh sorry. Hungerbad has been giving nairalanders a lot of money. Write to him.

LadyMercedes:
Yes ke! Nothing as sweet as s** with a British older man. He's a beast in the bed sef. Ask madam, she'll confirm. We had a Thr**some last weekend. Shhh... Don't tell anyone

I'll hook you up, don't worry. No be all those chewing gum boys ô.

Oniranu

sisisioge:
Continue... Na the mod themselves go come close your thread. Instead of you to face front na the controversial love story dey tickle your fancy. Well done!

By the way, was the guy so old? I tot he was in his early 40s...that's not old.

EfemenaXY:
Ccing Kimoni, Cococandy...
Aunty Dyt: ah 'ave "liked" your post. Does that count as epp??

5minsmadness:
Good evening everyone.
Pls the poster above me is very seriois. She loss her $45 two weeks ago, the only money she need for feeding. Her oga is currently very angry with ha and has not speak to ha in days. She sent me a pm wit all ha paticulars and i can vouch that she is real. The op has a baby and has not been able to feed for almos one week now, only breastmilk. Pls she is legit, jus dat she dunno how to beg. She serious pls be yout brothers keeper. No amount is too small pls. She even promise to jump from third mainland bridge but for we dat hold her.
Pls help, nothing is too small as long as currency is in dollars.
Send your donations to gtb account number 0043876921, account name pablo nzechi and d money will be forwarded to ha as her account number is blocked by bank for now.
Thank you well meaning nigerians.

Ishilove:
Why do I have a feeling Dyt is serious?

Onegai:
Dyt, I'm sending you one basket of recharge cards, but they're shipping them from China so you kinda have to pay the tfare to me to transfer to the sellers. It's like N15000 shipping but Im sending N5000 worth of cards.

lilmax:
I dey tell you real matter, others did the same, so its up to you

LadyMercedes:
Lol. Not beefing you, dear.

Oti o! Get your own old man biko.

lilmax:
upload your pic first, let me see the face before I send

Funjosh:
Just MTN #1500 to Tearoses is all you need to do

sisisioge:
It is for real o. Just ask dyt to send you her account details. You are a wonderful human bros...keep up the good act.

dillycool:
She is only kidding

chris2face:
I guess as much

LadyMercedes:
Oh! This nuisance.

Next!

sisisioge:
oniranu!

Abeg chris2face answer my question o and pls help this sister. The last time she ate was last Christmas... Even then na small rice, chicken, fish, egg, dodo, salad,moimoi and lobsters she ate. Pls be kind...Allah kaamu!

Loisemm:

Remember the story of the boy that cried 'wolf!!' falsely a few times...
The day he really needed help, people didn't believe him.

So u will need to do more work for ppl to take you serious now. I like your jovial nature.

sisisioge:


If only you could read what I wrote...the guy go give you money. Na my first cousin e be.

MizMyColi:
Dyt you can troll for Africa

sisisioge:
Aboki ni, yaya gindaadi? Ki yi akanli, wansan yarinya may shau ne. Ki baa su kudi sobade Allah... Mon godey!

I try? I was born in kano but didn't get to learn the language before I left. Would you by any change know of any audio means of learning it? Biko, I'm super interested!

Thanks.

Loisemm:
But you sabi comic relief wella o.

SalomonKane:
nipple or areola

SalomonKane:
Perhaps if you show a lil skin they will answer.

sisisioge:
Babes, I will suggest you close this your shop before someone comes and read you the riot acts

sisisioge:
Anyways, I'm climbing the fence on top your matter straight up amo if you make excess moni be good to share...the two holy books both agree on sharing I will climb down and share with you

Funjosh:
Please help my sister she need some money

Ma Tearoses

tearoses:
Gerrout of here
You that should be sponsoring people to Dubai for free

tearoses:
Dyt Ive told you to send me N1500 MTN recharge card so I can send you the details of the donation transaction
as soon as I receive it, I will send you the details
You better hurry up sha before I spend it on Brazillian and Iphone

Caveatemptor:
Bros,as I said before I found the ritualistic talk quite amusing. I am not angry. Whenever things even out if there is any contributions to be made to her cause. My widows mite is still available for her. Just holla at my moniker.
No hard feelings.