₦airaland Forum

Hmmmmm
Oga gan oooo

buffalowings:
Dyt
Which team do you support

Barcelona
But I love me man city
Never the less I enjoy good matches

Can someone call out to E-money pls

Funjosh:

knocks him

City goalkeeper Claudio Bravo and forward Nolito are expected to feature at the Nou Camp but midfielder Yaya Toure, another former Barcelona player, is not in Guardiola's 21-man squad.

Forward Kevin de Bruyne is fit again, while club captain Vincent Kompany came off the bench against Everton on Saturday to make his second appearance of the season.

Barca have not lost at home in 17 Champions League matches, and welcomed Lionel Messi back from a groin injury in Saturday's 4-0 win over Deportivo La Coruna.

Asked what advice he can give defenders to deal with Messi, Guardiola said: "I don't know. It is so difficult to control the talent, we know that. It's a good test for us to compete at one of the best teams."

Enrique said defenders Jordi Alba and Sergi Roberto had both overcome injuries and were in contention.

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/37688076

sisisioge:
Babes...as in! They are something else jare. They just wanna be the DIL's contender by force by fire.I remember rescuing my uncle's wife from my Grandma one time. Wetin be her offense? Babe just came from UK, she doesn't fancy meat . Gramma cooked and gave her plenty meats, babe saw and was visibly shaken, she politely told Gramma meats were too much. Gramma insisted she would be offended if the babe doesn't finish it. Babe nearly choked herself downing the whole lot. Babe finished the meat successfully after going beyond herself trying not to piss her mil. Fast forward later in the evening, Grandma reported the babe to her bobo, us and every other fam member that cares to listen that the babe is a glutton! She would be the hole in my uncles purse...jeez! I just scatter ground for her

By the way, babe had no idea of the war that went on behind her back.

As in ehn
Story for another day oooo

Awesome
Beautiful

Some MILs sha
I have had my fair share even without living together

Haaaa
You are rich already
So so rich already

Where's the mat?
Abeg come borrow me

Wow
So so so tantalizing

lilmax:
it know you are here on a mission

But continue


Hehehehehe

ifyalways:
Nld don cast sha. If it were before, when men were boys, your mailbox for don full with offers of return flight tickets to different parts of the world especially UK.

And how come I never ever got invited?
Deep sigh

callola:
nope, shylock is the merchants of Venice

Impulse80:
That's merchant of Venice.

Thanks

dfrost:
Lawyers have been crazy right from the beginning of man's existence.

True

fluxbush:
Mba ooooo. Who wrote the one you speak of? Must have been written in Bosnia . The Shylock story is Merchant of Venice. Oya thank me.

Yes
You saved the day
Merchant if Venice

I can't remember them mehn
I will say thanks o
Cos you just brought back funny memories when I was asked to write about act 1 scene 3

See me sweating and forming stories

I remember a few
Always been a lazy reader
But I remember them all

But the one that almost gave me a knock is Macbeth
I think that's where the greedy schelock wanted a pound of flesh

Desultan:
@op. Pm me if you are serious about this and let us talk.

Right away sir

My email addy is kmfworld@gmail.com

Some men can sound like they are doing you a favour ehn

Loneliness and boredom can't be ruled out but you have to learn how to manage it
Even being in relationships sef can be boring sometimes
Try something new

There are lots of single mum ending up with single guys
And they are happy

It might take a while but you will get your own

Meanwhile
Just love yourself and your son

hungryboy:
(singing)
*
You used to call me on my cellphone
Late night when you need my love


Abeg make pesin help me complete am.

dirtyslap:
I know when the hotline bling, this could only mean one thing. I try bah?

These days, all I do is
Wonder if you are bending over backwards for someone else
Wonder if you are rolling up a backwoods for someone else
Doing things I taught you, getting nasty for someone else
You don't need no one else

SMH

What a garbage to read on a sunny Sunday afternoon

The kiddies pictures are so sweet

sunvick:
@dyt come and hear.

God bless him

Caveatemptor:
Shebi I don't dey follow you naaawww.
Drop account number ki awon boyz San owo si account naaaw.
Old skool ni mi,sugbon no ja sii.(street slangs)

When you online let me know so I can put it up

ayobase:
Are you actually seriously seriousness serious on this financial/contract matter?

Not joking Ayo

ayobase:
Idayatu!
50k?

That's my 2 months salary with leave allowance!

Why are you lying

Caveatemptor:
Respect is reciprocal naawww.
Talk am here now or make you post your account number here so we go pay into your account now.
But your story no dey convincing yet.
Please add pepper and maggi sauce so DAT we go fit believe you,ma.

Koda ooo

Caveatemptor:
The PM will not work,because I have forgotten the pass word.
Sorry ma.

Don't use MA for me na
You wanna help me

So how can I send you private message na

It's not fair you people are not taking me serious ooo



I WILL STOP JOKING ON THIS FORUM

Odunharry:

stopped believing girls when this one said her
father works in BVN.

Go na
Shebi all of you don't believe me
No problem

Caveatemptor:
The PM will not work,because I have forgotten the pass word.
Sorry ma.

Don't use MA for me na
You wanna help me

So how can I send you private message na

It's not fair you people are not taking me serious ooo



I WILL STOP JOKING ON THIS FORUM

ayobase:
Yes, I perfectly do get where you are coming from.

Sebi it is just like King David who took the only cattle of that poor man to entertain visitor when he had more than enough to slaughter for his visitor abi?

Odunharry:

You too?



I give up

Ok
I am not asking for money again
Gimme contract and connections
Abi that one go do

Marvel1206:
no contracts or people to connect you with presently.. What are you into sef ?

anyway by cash or cheque

Facilities
Contract na contract oo
I go do am
No be to do market and buy ni


Cash/cheque?
You wanna see me?
I can send account number na
And I will thank you so much that other NLers will thank you too

Ishilove:
I perfectly understand.

Marvel1206:
How much do you need?

I think I will actually prefer a contract/connection
That would give me more money all the time

But I wouldn't still mind a token of 50k

Ishilove:
Brother Caveat, she's not joking o.

Dunno why people think its all jokes
I don't wanna rip people sha
I want those that can give 50k and won't feel it

It will be selfish of me to start taking donations from those that have little

Do you get where I am coming from?