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FamilyRe: Rejoice With Me As My Son Turns 1 by Dyt(f): 11:31am On Sep 25, 2016
sisisioge:
[b][/b] Na for here my bestie find her husband, me sef fit find my Daddy Ejima here cool.
Really?
This is uttermost and highly interesting
Battling eyelashes
FamilyRe: I’m 37, But My Dad Still Beats My Mom. Should I Tackle Him? by Dyt(f): 11:09am On Sep 25, 2016
DLondonboiy:
Oga, don't disturb yourself.

If there is anything I've learnt in my few years on earth is that women love to be beating..
If you dare interupt ya dad while he is beating ya mom..ya dad won't curse you..ya mom will..

Women love men that beat them...Forget all those cry and running around....they love it!!
It's not hard to recognise one from such upbringing

Well done my brother
FamilyRe: . by Dyt(f): 12:23am On Sep 25, 2016
Jumaii:
Lagos ma'am.
Where in lag?
Send me a mail

Kmfworld@gmail.com
FamilyRe: A Cry For Help by Dyt(f): 9:13pm On Sep 24, 2016
ifyalways:
Ikem of Affar Street Onitsha,are you sure of this your story and that you are not the so-called prodigal son?

When did you marry?

Recognise this number 09090948565 ?
Madam the madam
cheesy cheesy cheesy
FamilyRe: . by Dyt(f): 2:23pm On Sep 24, 2016
Jumaii

Where's your location?

Wouldn't mind introducing you my beautiful world
smiley
CareerRe: Burning Desire To Relocate Abroad by Dyt(f): 2:18pm On Sep 24, 2016
Greenvilla:
i have nothing to prove to you. I only asked for opinions.
Will you take me and my family along?
cheesy cheesy

fados4sure:
hahaha
don't fall for that cheap scam. The Op is a liar
He can't have an EU passport & be contended with 200k in Nigeria.
I am schooling in UK but currently working in Germany & work part time in Daimler & earn 65euro per day which is equal to #32,500
Oya na
Come and come and come and carry me
cry cry
FamilyRe: Rejoice With Me As My Son Turns 1 by Dyt(f): 2:16pm On Sep 24, 2016
Sisisioge

Just fill me in when the right man has been chosen
Me I like better things

But nawa for some men oo
CareerRe: Burning Desire To Relocate Abroad by Dyt(f): 10:56am On Sep 24, 2016
Greenvilla:
Hello nairalanders.

Please your advice is needed here.

I did my Bsc in the UK came back to Nigeria for NYSC and got a job in a new generation bank in Nigeria afterwards. Been working for about 6 years but lately I have been having this urge to move back abroad. My job has become a daily boring routine, hardly any promotion. I just have this feeling that I will do better abroad especially with this recession we are experiencing. If you were in my shoes what will you do.


NB
(My salary is above N200k - I have an EU passport)
Pls come and come and take me with you
Ejo
Edakun
Epppp me
cry cry
FamilyRe: My Inlaws Giving Conditions. by Dyt(f): 10:51am On Sep 24, 2016
Is number 3 an issue to you?
undecided undecided undecided undecided
FamilyRe: Rejoice With Me As My Son Turns 1 by Dyt(f): 10:48am On Sep 24, 2016
sisisioge:
Wowzerful! He's a cutie! May God continue to take care of him for you o...may he live to see his children's children to the 4th generation in good health and God's graciousness kiss kiss kiss kiss Happy super boy!
Haffar
Dude complied?
FamilyRe: All The Igbos On Nairaland Should Come In See What I Saw,unbelievable by Dyt(f): 10:08pm On Sep 23, 2016
Igbos
Flat head
Igbo


cheesy cheesy cheesy
FamilyRe: Rejoice With Me As My Son Turns 1 by Dyt(f): 10:03pm On Sep 23, 2016
Omo to jo daddy
Fine bobo
You shall live long
FamilyRe: Pls I Need Help, From My Violence Husband by Dyt(f): 5:30pm On Sep 23, 2016
misspicy:
Oh no no no angry
That's supposed to be a funny meme.
I was laughing actually

So you are new
Now you need to pay homage
We will take from you a bag of green kola
10 orange birds with a tooth
5 red laces

That's just cos your posts sounds happy
cheesy
FamilyRe: Pls I Need Help, From My Violence Husband by Dyt(f): 5:14pm On Sep 23, 2016
misspicy:
cheesycheesy
Hahahahahahaha


On the other hand
You mean I have wahala?
SportsRe: Marco Kwiotek Arrested For Conceding 43 Goals In A Match by Dyt(f): 5:13pm On Sep 23, 2016
I don't wanna imagine how the goals were scored
This is highly hilarious
cheesy cheesy grin
TV/MoviesRe: Check Out This Movie Trailer "JUGUNU" (Yoruba version of "Drunken Master") by Dyt(f): 5:11pm On Sep 23, 2016
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
FamilyRe: Pls I Need Help, From My Violence Husband by Dyt(f): 4:59pm On Sep 23, 2016
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FamilyRe: Pls I Need Help, From My Violence Husband by Dyt(f): 4:59pm On Sep 23, 2016
LadyMercedes:
Really? You don't say. grin

No offense, but, anyone who thinks I'm in Nigeria, "dating" a man in the UK, which is 4,443 miles away, must have some nuts loose in their heads. #JustSaying grin
Maybe you need look for the nuts and get your head fixed together
Cos he's gonna so do same thing
Hahahahahaha

I know
We all are crazy
Whoop whoop
FamilyRe: Pls I Need Help, From My Violence Husband by Dyt(f): 4:57pm On Sep 23, 2016
LadyMercedes:
That's the difference between the two of us, honey.
You no exception of being in the position of dating a man in the UK
cheesy cheesy
FamilyRe: Pls I Need Help, From My Violence Husband by Dyt(f): 4:50pm On Sep 23, 2016
LadyMercedes:
Really? You don't say. grin
Ogbonna e sweet oo
She haf shange it

Hehehehehe
Chai
Aunty Idaya can like aproko ehn
cheesy cheesy cheesy
FamilyRe: Pls I Need Help, From My Violence Husband by Dyt(f): 4:49pm On Sep 23, 2016
LadyMercedes:
Lol!!!

You also believe I'm in Nigeria, dating a man in the UK? You do realize Nigeria is 4,443 miles from the UK, right? cheesy cheesy cheesy

You guys are unbelievable. grin grin grin
I have done it before
cheesy cheesy
I left him when I caught him cheating with several babes online
These London men ain't loyal
cheesy cheesy cheesy

Did it not sweet you?
Shey he wants to marry you and take you to London

O bebe
London is sweet oo
FamilyRe: Pls I Need Help, From My Violence Husband by Dyt(f): 4:41pm On Sep 23, 2016
misspicy:
gringrin
Ask her

angry angry angry
FamilyRe: I Need Friends Badly. Good Ones by Dyt(f): 4:12pm On Sep 23, 2016
Mindfulness:
See this girl, don't you know how to share? I have a BIG heart and enough love for everyone who is cool like you. coolcheesy
Iyamu jealousing

Kikikikikikiki

I actually I am in love with her
She looks like my crazy B-Day mate
When I saw her pic I said what's PINK looking for here

She's cool
Even got good heart
I was worried about her today cos some humans are terrible
I just hope she doesn't get hurt by these people she's giving opened arms

Shaybebaby
Kisses
FamilyRe: 7 Things Feminism Can Destroy by Dyt(f): 4:09pm On Sep 23, 2016
Battling eyelashes
FamilyRe: I Need Friends Badly. Good Ones by Dyt(f): 4:06pm On Sep 23, 2016
Mindfulness:
That's why I love you. kiss kiss You have such a pure heart and yet you can be so much naughty kind of fun. wink cheesy

Keep it up baby girl!

You are special!
Me nko?

angry angry angry
FamilyRe: Pls I Need Help, From My Violence Husband by Dyt(f): 4:01pm On Sep 23, 2016
misspicy:
Aunty Dyt shocked
Ehn na
grin grin
angry angry angry
FamilyRe: Pls I Need Help, From My Violence Husband by Dyt(f): 3:21pm On Sep 23, 2016
LadyMercedes:
What sort of help do you need? Are you a baby? Should people tell you what to do? I hate this type of thread!

Stay with him. Enjoy the beatings.


But rumour has it that the man you seeing was beating his wife
undecided undecided undecided undecided

If you intend marrying him, then I will be sorry for you
FamilyRe: Pls I Need Help, From My Violence Husband by Dyt(f): 2:48pm On Sep 23, 2016
They have campaigned
Leave
Leave
If you die won't your kids suffer?
FamilyRe: I Need Friends Badly. Good Ones by Dyt(f): 2:32pm On Sep 23, 2016
joychioma19:
am in need of friends, good friends to share my views, pains and joys
How are you today Dearie?
FamilyRe: . by Dyt(f): 12:29pm On Sep 23, 2016
Jumaii:
I wish you could share the story without holding back. Who knows, you might just be helping someone out here.
Right now, my child is my everything and i have been doing all i can to ensure that she gets the best whilst creating that special bond too. Thanks Dyt.
Summary of my story is to love yourself no matter what

Don't shut your heart to love
Open up and you realise there are lots of people that would love you for you
FamilyRe: Must A Woman Wail And Cry During Childbirth? by Dyt(f): 7:15am On Sep 23, 2016
shadeyinka:
My concern is just that when you visit our maternity ward especially during child delivery sessions, the kind of unholy cries, wail and curses that come out of most women is appalling. You will wonder where decency and self control ran off to.

When the average White woman is delivering a baby you will hardly hear a sound. I guess it is modernization because in the past at least I know that Yoruba women don't throw up noisy tantrums.
SMH
FamilyRe: My Girl Is A Year Old Today! by Dyt(f): 7:10am On Sep 23, 2016
It's a year already?

Congrats and may her days be long

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