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jaybillionaire:
I wish I can see ur face walahiiiii. lol

That is not my real face oo

eph12:
Lol.. That's how it should be!

Gbabe

eph12:
Ok o. The bonding is there because of your exposure and how your boy has come to appreciate the good things of life because he has access to. But I believe that once in a while that spanking comes handy abi I lie?

Right on the butt
Wet fingers or his wet black bum
That thing makes him swallows his voice
You know that kain silent cry

byvan03:
Some would have been swearing and cursing like they got kicked in the nuts. Eyes/heads will be rolling over in epileptic spasm, with nostrils flared and smoking like faulty exhaust pipe. They will forget that the sentence goes thus " something that looks like cheating " and not "cheating ".

Even devils and chronic adulterers for don start preach bible upandan like sey nah today dey convert to Christianity .

Rotflmao

eph12:

And those that have never been to the cinema or whatever nko?

Don't play with them ni


Mothers have diff measures punishing a child
That's mine and its working excellently well
Tease him of your attention and he starts crying, I will tell my daddy for you, I will tel grandma, Tee, uncle, aunty

Tell whoever but I will not still play with you

Now I feel like going home

Well AL gets spanked in the butt when he does something wrong
So most times I hear him say my mummy will beat me and he runs away from it

But when I don't beat
I threaten with I will not play with you again
I will not take you to cinema/comedy show and he starts crying out loud
Soyi
Soyi
Idaya soyi
I will not do it again

Infact its working more than beating and I just bully him when he misbehaves

Its fun

njokusboy:
Lol...
You see, you don't want to kill him and he has apologized already... Which means you are only torturing yourself mentally and emotionally....
Just get rid of the anger and move on...

Ezz it your torture


Lemme and my mental and emotions
I like it that way


Mean man

Abi
When kero is not smiling and these people dunno how to use gas
They sha have to cook
Wood and charcoal sef don cost

We are back to early 90s


I rem I went to fetch these sawdust

byvan03:
Sorry biko

Now I am smiling small

njokusboy:
Lol, maybe I don't get you but if something is driving you insane, isn't it easier to just get rid of it...

And to kill na the only thing wey come to your mind?
Nna I can't be your friend cos one day one day ehn

njokusboy:
Or you can just kill him...

Na wa for you ooo
Who carry come for my matter now

5minsmadness:
Oya mention your restaurant of choice, am sure oga will oblige.
But bia, that 7 days up there is too much o, u wan kill am?

Surprise things
That's how I like it
Just a msg, I am downstairs your office *I won't pick his calls* I will be full of shining blushes
Women can mumu sha


7days?
Just?
He no go die


Make up something is usually the best
You know na
Hehehehehe

Chai
I don over throne OP

Soryy
No vex

byvan03:
Enjoy .

You won't tell me sorry?

Its not a bad idea

Will my liking it make you go with that choice?

Will there still be the battles of hijab and robes?

How big is the sch that has to unseat the President when we have more concerning issues?

Oh God
Haven't we made a mistake

Same osun that there's so much hunger

God pls we plead for your intervention

byvan03:
Lol, some days are like that. Go and watch Mr bones so you no go too carry long mouth .

Noooo
I want to get angry
Its doing me like that
Get sooooo angry
Even when I am laughing



Op
Goan beg your wife o

5minsmadness:
Okay, calm down, take it easy.

Have a cold, coollld shower. Trust me, it helps.
There must have been a reason why he didn't come at the appointed time. A good reason even though now in your angry mood you may not see it as good.

If he is turning it into a habit, then start doing things to ensure he comes at the appointed time.
There are various techniques u can try.

Ehn
But I know that's actually his own style

Just that sometimes you expect speed at something's
Not in my bald headed man's case


He should sha send me lunch or gimme a superb weekend treat
Else no uncooked food for 7days


Still angry sha

5minsmadness:
Oya am curious now. What did oga do?

He didn't come when he was supposed to

Tho he's been apologising but mbanu
Its not his 10th time

Infact I need a break

johnstar:
Pastors and girigiri

This killed the meme
Buhahhahahahahahaha


I swear
This mans meme haf suffer

5minsmadness:
I'm feeling charitable today.

Wears crash helmet and fireproof vest

My safe word is : condom.
Oya fire away.

Clown

Lemme jor
You men just annoy someone anyhow making one act like a crazy woman

5minsmadness:

Thot u and dyt were one and the same.
Sorry ma.

Yes they

So what about her?

5minsmadness:
Still angry??
I thot something (or someone) had quenched your fire.

Rolls eyes

Can I scream and yell at you?
Plsss

byvan03:
Dyt angry woman ke? Lol.

You had to read that again abi?

Presently my man is driving me insane and I just feel like yelling
Argggggggghhhhh

missjo:

This section sha

You want a piece of me?

I am an angry woman so I can relate to OPs wife

Sometimes a woman just keeps quiet so as not to be seen as a nag
You def ain't be fair on that woman

Haaaaaaaaa
*faints*

Topestbilly:
You remind me of my childhood..

You too
*I am shy*

ramdris:
LMAO!

Na why you come dey laugh like that?

jaybillionaire:
hahahaha lol indeed

You you are laughing like this
Haaaa
What me I do

Dagaya:
Oh lawd, this has got me laffing so hard i almost spoilt my laptop.
this den den den just they remind me off the gud old days.
hahahahahahhah

Den den den
You haf want to spoil latop
Me I am not here
Nodding head slowly
Den den den

montezz:
I look this one o lol.

Haaaaaa
Covers mouth

Your thoughts ooo

He can't stop asking
He has tasted it and so shall it be else he cheats

Men and crazy fantasies

Don't start what you can't continue

Yes lots of people do it
Some are cormfy and some do it to please the man
Some crave it
Yh some likes to try new things

But this your case
Your hubby won't stop
That I am sure of

Haaaaa
Den den den
Den den

Shebi dey say don't look up
You now haf look up

Den den den
Den den

You haf look up

vikkyboboski:
Just imagine urself, I believe u are in her category! Birds of same feather.

E consain you?