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EventsRe: My Son Is 1 Year Old by Dyt(f): 5:46pm On Sep 15, 2016
Happy wonderful first B-Day to a sweet boy

But my guy
You don't score another one fast faar
She looks like she's gonna drop in days

Sharp man
wink cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Popular Producer Selebobo Shows Off Egg Plant In Throwback Photo by Dyt(f): 12:48pm On Sep 15, 2016
dacovajnr:
Small something!! shocked
Ehn
Ezzz it beeeg?
CelebritiesRe: Popular Producer Selebobo Shows Off Egg Plant In Throwback Photo by Dyt(f): 12:34pm On Sep 15, 2016
Small something
Shior


*looks closely*
Swallows spit and battle eyelashes
Na wa
Technology MarketRe: 2 MONTHS USED 4.5 Kva Thermocool Generator by Dyt(f): 12:07pm On Sep 15, 2016
Original picture, warranty form, receipt, amount, location and ofcus discount
PoliticsRe: How Can A Minister Say This? (pics) by Dyt(f): 12:01pm On Sep 15, 2016
All I can do is smh
FamilyRe: Please I Need Advise!!! by Dyt(f): 11:50am On Sep 15, 2016
Why do I see pickabeau1 shaking his head?
cheesy
RomanceRe: The Guys I Like Vs The Guys That Like Me (Pictured) by Dyt(f): 10:39am On Sep 15, 2016
Rotflmao
FamilyRe: My Wife Doesn't Work Yet Dinner Is Never Ready Before 9pm by Dyt(f): 10:57pm On Sep 14, 2016
Has op had dinner?
angry angry
FamilyRe: Can You Wear This.. To An Event ? by Dyt(f): 11:58am On Sep 14, 2016
lilmax:
your sweet fine body? you no get proof?
Close ya eyes and Zoom it
cheesy cheesy cheesy
FamilyRe: Can You Wear This.. To An Event ? by Dyt(f): 10:28am On Sep 14, 2016
Dunno
The money can change my life
But can I feel comfy exposing my sweet fine body?
Scratches nose

What money will cause ehn
Hianus
PoliticsRe: People Kneel Down For Senator Rafiu (Photos) by Dyt(f): 10:11am On Sep 14, 2016
Asuokaa:
Alatenuje
LMAO
This got me laughing hard
cheesy cheesy
FamilyRe: My Wife Doesn't Work Yet Dinner Is Never Ready Before 9pm by Dyt(f): 9:35am On Sep 14, 2016
5minsmadness

Come and see time management oo
angry angry
My man has this time thing and heck gets me mad

You have gotten good advices here
Stick to not eating past 7, you say she's respectful and loves you alot
She will change infact
With speed

No good woman wants her man not eat her food
TV/MoviesRe: The Revolution Is Here With Squatterz Tv Sitcom by Dyt(f): 7:46pm On Sep 13, 2016
So I started to watch this movie like a month
Each time I watch
Its always by luck and didn't know its been on for long
Wow

I tried to search on twitter, found a whatsapp number but sadly msgs not delivering cry cry cry

I have so fallen in love with funny bone
Yes I have seen his performances but this sitcom
I dunno
cry

I hope I can get a CD
FamilyRe: How Do You Handle An Angry Wife by Dyt(f): 6:52am On Sep 06, 2016
jaybillionaire:
Lol And what happens if we start to be crying back ;Dhahahaha.
You want to crying?
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Where's that meme when you need one
FamilyRe: How Do You Handle An Angry Wife by Dyt(f): 2:59pm On Sep 05, 2016
jaybillionaire:
Dear and av got an elixir for bald head o. A strong formular ni o, if u don't mind, I can help o, I was one of the medical delegates sent to help Wayne Rooney, he used to be bald then, but our formula helped him and go and see his hair now. In case u don't know Rooney, he is a footballer, plays for manU u can go check his pics online, type bald headed Rooney pics and unbald headed Rooney... So u can have a clue
Lmao

But thanks
I like the shining head like that
It turns me on
*just his o*
FamilyRe: How Do You Handle An Angry Wife by Dyt(f): 8:47pm On Sep 02, 2016
5minsmadness:
Lol,
This babe cray grin
Well
He made me one of the craziest
Hehehehehe

But dude is so so sweetly adorable sha
grin grin
FamilyRe: How Do You Handle An Angry Wife by Dyt(f): 12:38pm On Sep 02, 2016
crackhaus:
It works, you will get all the attention afterwards. grin
It don't work for people like that bald headed man

He will say what's this now ehn
What have I done wrong
Why you crying

*he stutters which is my fav part of him*

Idaya ki kini eleyi now
Wwhhat did I do

Well that's the fastest way to bed and heck
Its not all the time
cheesy cheesy

E don bribe me
So I no dey vex again
Thanchu
Da ALU
cheesy
FamilyRe: How Do You Handle An Angry Wife by Dyt(f): 12:25pm On Sep 02, 2016
crackhaus:
This is the best way to let it all out, do it once and you'll feel so much better.

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/cay.gif
Thanchu
Ebadu belle sombori
cheesy
Science/TechnologyRe: Anullar Eclipes Pictured In Osun State By 7:15am Till Now. by Dyt(f): 12:19pm On Sep 02, 2016
jaybillionaire:
Lol and am sure u'l deny ur kids those o wink in fact times av changed children of nowadays don upgrade lol. Also did all dox Jackie chan n all.... Wait o, as a girl u must av bn very playful cos jackiechan was for boys o
I am very playful
My son inherited that from me
You need watch him do power rangers and ninja
cheesy cheesy
Science/TechnologyRe: Anullar Eclipes Pictured In Osun State By 7:15am Till Now. by Dyt(f): 11:40am On Sep 02, 2016
jaybillionaire:
Ma lo roo o, agbalagbi lomo o
...
So u remembered tinko tinko
Dd u xperience Suwe too
Dt daddy and mummy lol, remembered when I was caught sleeping on Tope, hahaha grin. I loved that game die all because of wetin small boy go benefit chai, mummy and daddy play thought me bad things o. Can't remember how many girls were mummy while I always wana play daddy grin.

How about when we practise Wt we watch in wrestling and movies with friends
Sometimes be fighting and be doing gbishia gbishia grin
I did much more
Jackie chan fight
Snake in the monkey shadow style
Sand and stones as food and meat

Lots and lots
I know I had a memorable childhood
FamilyRe: What Should I Tell My 4 Year Old About Her Father by Dyt(f): 10:29am On Sep 02, 2016
The bond must have been so wonderful but thank God she's still a kid

Tell her daddy is busy
Take her out
Thank goodness its weekend

Now they need you to spend time with them

How's your work schedule like?
What can you do to make them remember him less, ofcus they will always ask of daddy
Be creative in attending to their needs

I wish you all the best in this journey
In all I applaud your courage
Its better to leave when you can
Science/TechnologyRe: Anullar Eclipes Pictured In Osun State By 7:15am Till Now. by Dyt(f): 10:11am On Sep 02, 2016
jaybillionaire:
angry angry... I donbelieve... But i like the way she plays
Den den
Den den den

Ahh eyaf captured my heart, latigba ti mo ti wa lo mode mi gbo den den mo

angry huh
Hehehe
So otidagba bayi

Ehn pick a partner and play tinko tinko
After round one
Include mummy and daddy too

Childhood was fun sha
Science/TechnologyRe: Anullar Eclipes Pictured In Osun State By 7:15am Till Now. by Dyt(f): 9:15am On Sep 02, 2016
jaybillionaire:
are u married? huh angry angryu're faceless but am in love already nw embarassed embarassed huh
This woman is taken
smiley wink
CelebritiesRe: Monalisa Chinda & Victor Coker Wed In Greece (photos) by Dyt(f): 9:09am On Sep 02, 2016
What kind of pictures are these and why are they all looking like lipsrsealed

Na wa o

This woman Chinyere chest dey always fear me sha
FamilyRe: 11 Funny Things About Me... by Dyt(f): 12:38am On Sep 02, 2016
Marxxx:
Lol...you should be in bed. Why betray sleep....your monicker has changed...I hope you enjoyed the male status...? Thanks for caring I saw your post...love you...
Blame it on candy crush oo
FamilyRe: 11 Funny Things About Me... by Dyt(f): 12:02am On Sep 02, 2016
Dunno

Shrugs
Science/TechnologyRe: Anullar Eclipes Pictured In Osun State By 7:15am Till Now. by Dyt(f): 11:57pm On Sep 01, 2016
jaybillionaire:
lol follow back cheesy
You be twitter?
grin grin grin

You dey follow married woman eh
Science/TechnologyRe: Anullar Eclipes Pictured In Osun State By 7:15am Till Now. by Dyt(f): 7:20pm On Sep 01, 2016
McBrooklyn:
Yes, Ma'am! cool


BTW, You've got a nice DP. A very nice one kiss
undecided
Take your eyes off her
Ashawo
Science/TechnologyRe: Anullar Eclipes Pictured In Osun State By 7:15am Till Now. by Dyt(f): 5:09pm On Sep 01, 2016
jaybillionaire:
den den
Den den den
Ayaf followed u,
Den den
Den den den
I wonder Wt u will look like
Hahahahahahaha grin
I am glad I could make your day even with the terrible economy situation
cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Seun Osewa Your Attention Is Needed On Twitter By A Lady (PHOTO) by Dyt(f): 4:13pm On Sep 01, 2016
Seun reply?

She will grow longest camp

This one that is always doing like lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
FamilyRe: How Do You Handle An Angry Wife by Dyt(f): 3:44pm On Sep 01, 2016
tearoses:
He is probably apologising but you are not seeing it cool
Apology doesn't have to be only the word "sorry"
This is the time to tell him about that nice watch you saw in the mall
I don chop sorry tire
Now is the time to start converting those sorrys to something meaningful you can put in your wardrobe, account or driveway grin grin grin grin grin
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Weekend looks promising niyen

Agba
Snaps fingers
FamilyRe: How Do You Handle An Angry Wife by Dyt(f): 3:23pm On Sep 01, 2016
tearoses:
Sisi Dyt anger is not good for your health o! grin
Dont let anyone give you wrinkles and gray hair before your time
iwo fine gal like you grin
Don't mind that bald headed man jor
And he hasn't apologised today
I know I have been mean for 3days
But is he not supposed continue
cry cry cry cry

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