₦airaland Forum

lasurjunior:
lmao....omo u funni o'jaré

Mon imagine ni
Chai
We women ehn
Hian

jashar:
abeg free the guy ooo. You know the saying about Little drops....

Oh oh
I wish him luck but I came first ooo
Op must see me and dash me

Fedayeen:
do you do Malaysia visa

No I don't
But I do all kinds of tickets and hotels
And strictly Dubai visiting visa

Fedayeen:

See
You laughing at me

Evina:
Are you serious?
I don't find this funny at all! Slap? Pressing your tummy? Such inhumane treatment!

Hehehehe
Funny thing was I wasn't even feeling no pain of any of those
The main pain was down there

I heard when a woman sleeps after pushing hard, she might likely not wake up, probably the reason she descended my cheeks with slap
In the tummy thing
Maybe I didn't use the right word
Mumbling it in a way
Like when using hand to mix flour

Fedayeen:
There should be a cogent reason i will transfer. That guy is a liar

So my reason is not cogent enough?

I dunno how to tell lies
I simply have money problems
I need lots of money
Not for my hair or for some unnecessary things
I need it for a better life and in turn give the society

What do you wanna learn?
Are you male or female?
Single or married?
Rich?

Pls indicate
We have a ritual we perform for new comers


Jashar
Another victim don come oo

chriskosherbal:
(1). I need the money to take care of my parents (2) I need the money to ensure my younger ones finish higher institution. (3) I need the money to fix my inlaw linking zinc (4) I need the money to open business for my wife si that she help her immediate family(5) I need the money to meet Kingdom obligations especially given to the needy.

On top 100k oga?
This money can't solve half of your problems
Biko don't compete with me

Fedayeen:
I cant count countless times ive made transfer to people on Nairaland anonymously who have problems

Pls transfer to me
I have money problems

Can I take all?

Why you should gimme
Cos I need it
Cos I am broke and I need it
Cos I will make a better use of it
Cos I need it and finally I will pray for you

I qualify?

Jashar
Over here

jashar:
I don land ooo.

Make I read.

**after**
. Dyt go for him naaa, he get money.

Like seriously....

He no get the kain money I dey faind
Ask him on my behalf
Can he gimme just 5million naira?

johnson232:
can u do it?

Very well

See cool advert ooo
Jashar
Pls call others on that marxxx thread

Food don land oo
Make we take our share

Ginaz:
he might just wake up and next thing he's dead.

Many ladies can do it and even more

x240:
Y'all Nigerian ladies were groomed to see sex as something not to be enjoyed, something you do just to satisfy him. sleep on the bed tie wrapper and lay like a log of wood.

What do we get instead? Log of wood, no action, dead style of sex. Why won't it be tiring and get boring?


When you would never take the initiative to request for sex or try to enjoy it. Our mothers made the mistake and the new generation ladies are towing that same line again. No wonder there's so much failed marriages and bitter people out there. If the sex was good and mutual you would be 50% more happy and this would sip into other areas of your lives and makes bonding much more stronger.
It is a no brainer.


This is not absolving the male of wrongdoing but you ladies should please remove the "getting old and loosing apetite story".It's boring to hear already.

Scratches face

Bibors:
i already know how your home is like, you have actually heard those words from ur hubby too.

You would be surprised Mr Dyt has the most humorous woman ever

Me?
Man threathen me with another woman?
I will tell him I am going to the street too
Some of us still got banging bodies oo *this my figure 8 dey enter my head big time*
And lots up there upstairs *winks*
No man can do me shakara

skylowlow:
who go come marry the angry women

https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/umad.gif

I rem this midnight and I tried not to laugh but dunno when I laughed out loud
This image and your inscription is hell crazy
Coupled with the look on your face when you typed it

Buhahahahahahahahahahaha

RoyalRoy:
Madam Dyt.... Longest time O!!!

Really long
How's madam and efribody

Wo
Wo
Wo
Wo
Wo
Wo
Wo
Wo

Marxxx:
funny you...I want to get married soon. So I will be doing a lot of thinking and planning. perhaps I will start dishing out letters for recommendation. Don't say it's archaic/old fashion...

Wish you well on your journey to a life time happiness

Marxxx:
Me too, I just hope I don't get bored

Go out
Have fun
New movies showing
Go AY live
Have fun and stop living like a man with no smile * don't wnna use that heavy word*

Jashar
Tell him how to have fun

Onoshi ni Dede wen

Jonathan se tie
Daddy grandpa buhari na se ti won

Awon eleribu Dede

E si se
E si owo
E si ina
E si omi

E si nkan kan
Wen kan baniyan laye je

Marxxx:
, how is your prince? I trust he is kicking?

My champion is excellent

How's the holiday coming?
I love holidays

Mtcheeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww

Marxxx:
what question? Na you give me girlfriend? I was wooing you and you were doing shakara ...."GUYS ONLY"

Goan siddon
Alakori

Godmother:
Lol. Hey babes. Been a while.

Been around doing what I know how to best
Muchecheche

And ofcus seeing you joining us soon
May your journey be easy
Holla when baby drops oo and don't forget to give full details of delivery
Happy 9 months sweets

Godmother:
Thank God I stumbled on this thread. Now I understand why I cry at the drop of a hat or why I'm always angry. The other day I called my hubby and asked him to buy me suya cos that's my craving now. He came back with pear and was feeling like a caring husband. I saw red! I was so angry ehn that I didn't know when I flung the pears on the bed and burst into tears.

I had been feeling horrible the whole day and only the thoughts of the suya kept me sane, now I was seeing pear? My hubby just stood staring at me as I wailed and had this look of "is it suya that is making this one cry". He stormed out in anger and came back with the suya which he placed quietly before me.

I didn't even look at his face. I just served his food and pounced on the suya like it was manna from heaven.

Hehehehehehehe

Ujoan:
Oga instead of you too go and stimulate your wife orally you are here asking questions.

You don't want condom? What other birth control have you suggested to her?

I see you don't want to do any work. No wonder you are already threatening her.

Continue!

He's a saint na
A very white one at that, no single stain
All he wrote had proven that black woman is just being a typical Nigerian woman

He even sounds egoistic and proud
I can imagine him telling his wife to behave or he brings in another wife


#dunno what's wrong with me these days sha, aproko woman