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jashar:
you don come again with your money talk

Wow

I dey come

jashar:
interesting, so, you were actually considering

He can't gimme money as that's the only thing I am after afterall

SSpeter:
Na all this your jokes dey attract marxxx gan gan....cos from observation he is "play starved"...you seem to know his onions....**runs out of thread**

Truth
He needs all the support he can get from us
The thread been hard on him but we the ladies decided to make a joke outta it and I bet he's catching fun
I just hope he recovers soon

My own little way of making people smile
Sure you just did too

SSpeter:
Na true na the bros carry am for head like wycleff. Na this kind popsy go dey wake you for midnight to come study and you no fit hide cos he is already accustomed to staying up late...

Kids Will be hiding under mum

SSpeter:
...I pity the guy kids if them no like book

Now this got me laughing hard

SSpeter:
***Reads thread from beginning to end** double check....I didn't see where he likes igbo....hian most guys like to form good christian online just to look humble small. And becos u mention prayer that was why he tried forming religious. And you don't even know his tribe...so don't be presumptuous!

I am also his aunt


Marxxx don't feel too bad shogbo
Haffar with the facilities thing
Its almost end of the week

SSpeter:
After reading all the stories...infact Oga marxxx you must make choice...between (jashar, halfricanadian, sssob).....i am watching the love story in 7D

He likes Igbo's and prefers a good Christian

dacovajnr:
You tried it

Nope
I was too skinny that I was looking for fat
I used this thing they calk mawu.
The one found in coconut
I was asked to swallow

adeekiti:
wow sis, u are so on point. Bravo, the sting is not painful though .

Lol
Dunno
I only thank God I didn't do it cos by now ehn

Deep sigh

It makes boooooobs bigger when it stings you there
So I heard oooo

I always wanted water birth but not in this naija

His child or his step son?


Smh

And you pipo did not tell me its midnight already
Nawa

Marxxx:
Someone is pretty hurt and you are thinking of match making? I thought I taught you how to empathise?...you want to enroll for another class ryt?

You talk too much
Just go get her

sssob:
Aunty...ha Nooo ooo just loving a possible love story...

Buhahahahahahahaha
Marxxx will run to NL by the time I am done with him

sssob:
Please also tell us your age, tribe from Mars...you have ladies lined up..you are a bachelor now....eligible..hehehe.. some are ready to conquer your "hard person" abi na stiff person...so relax and let me enjoy the show jare...

You so right
He might actually find love here, on this thread if he decides to loosen up a bit

sssob:
Ehen! ...hummm am watching sha!

Are you eyeing me already?

halfricanadian:
That guy needs to get his gf bck i kno wat im saying he needs to

She's gone to him
Or is it you?

Marxxx:
Laughs in Hispanic. Is there a metre or an instrument to measure "sense of humour"? You are always trying. Why don't you get a note so that I can school you on humourology. It begins with hum101...Now go get your books

Is that why you are now battling eyelashes?

halfricanadian:
Go and get ur gf bck please

I kno she is shallow shabby nd all for u

But please before u regret it a good woman is hard to fine

Even keeps praying to God to b a good woman

U tink ur ex is cool with d break up bt d truth is everynyt before sleeping she wets her pillow

Women who knows ow to sacrifice cries d hardest nd are happy d longest too

Noooo
Pls don't advice him
He's red headed and might just take offence
Truth is he doesn't love her and never did
Just leave him
I am here to deal with him
Muchechechecheche

halfricanadian:
My sister dem bash my heart o chai

Truth is i got lost in d relationship i dont kno wat it was all bou again
Everytin i wanted to build got ruined by its ok

i take it as blessing in disguise

We all have been a victim one way or the other
Best to do for yourself is make new friends, start with marxxx
Talk
Hang out
Doesn't have to be male
No one can help you except you help yourself and its all lies when they say do this and dont do that
We react to heartbreak differently

Just make yourself happy

sssob:
Mr marxx....something is brewing...between you and dytbabe/ dyt.....there is energy...

I am his aunty
Ask him

halfricanadian:
match ke?

Im still in my hurt process i will only hurt him true fact

Share your story pls

halfricanadian:
Namste is an indian word more like a form of greeting

I'm goin tru wat u goin tru too it hasnt been easy tho

Marxxx
You got yourself a match

Happy ending

Marxxx:
Is the network DUDE

Must you shout?

Marxxx:
Really? You were already turning crimson when you said "don't mention my post again"

Only those with sense of humour will laugh at it
Sorry

jashar:
ahn ahn.... lemme joor. No spoil my shirt oo... it's Gunchi

@ Marxxx... they say your sense of humour quotient is below 0. is it a truth?


***Modified***
I just read through the messages. So, una 3 don dey fight?

Not cool at all. Dyt, dytbabe, Marxxx oya no vex. I really don't see the need to take things personal.

But then we all have different personalities and different things that set us off. It takes time to know.

Xoxo. Good night

It actually does take a lot to make me wear a red face
Was catching fun jor
His little or no sense of humour can't drive me nuts
Emi idaya omo Iya daya Iya Ameen

Marxxx:
That should be DYT handiwork she could grade me -20 thank heavens I got a 0. Have the honour; be the judge who got upset at the end?...You see marxxx might just be the most humorous man on planet Mars....yeah I think I am....cos no other being exist here

Marxxx:
That should be DYT handiwork she could grade me -20 thank heavens I got a 0. Have the honour; be the judge who got upset at the end?...You see marxxx might just be the most humorous man on planet Mars....yeah I think I am....cos no other being exist here

And you had to make a double post?

Slaps him

jashar:
.

[i]...you like her [/i]

Don't mind him
He likes the eccentric me
And its only his Money me I want to chop

Marxxx:
Dogs? Rabbit? And who is going to clean them up? Their poo? Stench?...I may get another parrot but Zara is smart. Zara can recite the multiplication table. Zara has the intelligence of a 5yr old...another parrot might be a waste of space. But who knows you maybe right...thanks

Goan born papa Zara
Or adopt me

Marxxx:
You think you are the only one that knows how to tease right? Everyone has a degree of sarcasm I hope u knw that?...I wish ur day was stressful

Marxxx:
You can say that again. She is not only naughty, she is troublesome and sarcastic and eccentric

Marxxx:
You and your left eyes...why not the right eye?...I am also viewing you using a magnifying lens

Only me?
On top of it you called me eccentric

If I show that side now you will say I am bullying you

Goan talk to your Zara oo
Else if I start with you tonight ehn
Your balls will enter your butt hole

Still watching you with my left eye