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Newpost

The first time I saw this
I almost cried
All I saw was bad

Sunnycliff:
Meanwhile,

A man and his wife were in court to get a divorce. The problem in contention was who was the owner of the child. The man or the woman?
The woman jumped up and said: "My Lord, I am the owner of the child, I carried her in my womb for 9 months, brought her into this world, so much pain alone."
The judge then turned to the man and gave him the chance to make his case and this was what he said: "My lord mine is a question: when you insert your ATM card into the ATM machine and the money comes out does the money belong to you or the machine?

Oro buruku toun terin
Funny but annoying

jaybee3:
Today is actually her birthday so you are still on point

where the party @ madam CC?

I was expecting you to make first move

Haffar jor
Mo miss e ooo

That was what this orange bank did to me sometime too
I did a transaction like 4am, was even surprised I was charged lower, only for me to start seeing a different debit alert from the one I got earlier

Smh

Adesiji77:


I can see your deliberate attempts to avoid a correct translation.

Even in the years of 1808
They know it as foto

Mofe ya werey ni foto loni*leni* whichever may be the case

Adesiji77:
Incomplete. What is the Yoruba word for "snap"?

Ya ni foto

Adesiji77:
Good to know that

Lmao
Mo fe snap werey

raumdeuter:
No mind waist trainer, Use Oja to tie your belle

No use am joke o. You might be the person OP is looking for

He is tired of oyinbo white skin, he don chop white skin taya and you be black and shine make he come try

Lmao at oja


I no say make him come chop oo
Dayo
Iyawo oniyawo
Majeki boboyen binu oo
Ahn ahn
Kpomo oni kpomo

I go just help am manage the properties ni jor

But seriously
He can hire me if he pays well
I live in Lagos op, I can also go abuja if its in abuja
Any place aside these, sorry
N.B - I am also trust worthy

raumdeuter:
SHow am your picsurre and your package he go know say na better meat he wan come chop

I no see that bumbum I dey wear again
No money for waist trainer
Economy is hard
Na why I dey ask for sugar Chocolate daddy
I like them with belly oo
Apari toh nikun

Mindfulness:
It depends but not necessarily.

Mindfulness:
What for?

In fact he should not come home again sef

What do you think?

Donbrig:
I thank and appreciate all your advice and contributions. Having relatives to run my businesses is the last option on the table. Managers could be an option, but good and honest ones are very very rare to find in our part of the world, that is why lots of businesses are often messed up in Nigeria. I decided to invest much in Nigeria because Nigeria remains one of the best place to invest in the world, most especially when it comes to tax advantages that you hardly get abroad.

Virtually all Nigerian men married to whites are often shattered with the idea of getting a second wife in Nigeria. I think that is just the African side of us coming to play on us.

I really hope and pray to make the right decision at the end of the day.

IT IS NOT EASY WHEN THE ROAD IS YOUR DRIVER.

Since you want the second wife to inherit your properties here
Iyamu single
Don't worry I will manage them well for you
Just stay dia and come home once in 2 years
I love men with your kinda ideas
Your wife won't know anything about us
I will sure manage your business and properties well

Time to open a barber shop

Dunno why I find this funny

cococandy:
Thanks for all your support

Gotta go rest now.

Ttyl.

Awww
Strong woman
Bless you
Bless her
Bless your home


Now I want another

When ladies are close they are lez
When ladies are with men they are asshies
When they are with no one, they are tagged old cargos, lonely winch etc

Abeg which you wan make we do

Hilarious

I had a good laugh really

Awon omo wobe
Yeparipa

I am sure she has forgiven you too severally?

Ehn you too forgive na
In this part of the world, the make folks think they can do and always get away with things
SOME women are tougher

Igbo's will day ndi ara

Pls help save Lola


Well done agarawu23

Yes I do

Can you cook joh-loff

tpiar:
enough vagina terrorism plz, I am so disgusted by the lack of decency these days, absolutely no shame at all in people.

dont be going around snapping photos of people's vagina, that's sick.

whether ugly or beautiful (to you), na your mama sabi.

Buhahahahahahahaha